🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I think it has not dawned on Amber how fucked she is, she thinks she can crack out the old reliables but keen people here know they have not been working and they have not been working for a while. Chantal is going the same too though.
Plus her copy-catting Fat Alex’s attempts to revive her channel can’t work for Amber, because she can’t monetise a pregnancy, and become a family vlogging situation type deal girly pop.
 
Fat Hamber isn’t Portuguese. She definitely looks part feather nigger however that doesn’t explain the dirty knuckles. She thinks Portuguese is exotic or something. Truth is they probably don’t even fucking know what their genetic lineage is.
She's definitely not a wagon burner, but her great-grandmother was of Portuguese descent since her parents were born in the Azores.

Edit: I'm an idiot who missed a generation between all of the George Reids. I'm fixing and I'll post an updated one as soon as I'm done.
 

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*** VLOG ALERT!!! ***
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvZYnGf0TWM
Invidious: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=rvZYnGf0TWM

Plot Summary with Commentary, longer than anyone cares to read! When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was fake crying and raging at reaction channels for exploiting her mother's criminal record when damnit, that's AMBER'S job! She was also trying to retcon Kristine's "granny grappler" behaviour as run of the mill "drug charges". What's going on today? probably blaming her audience and reaction channels for spending the last 7 days eating her feelings... but let's hear it from her. TAKE US IN!!

"Hey Guise!" Proper Amber intro. Since she's been gone for a while, Amber decides to come back with a Q&A- oh FUCK NO!! .... Okay, this is going to be a VERY SHORT recap....

.. of 15 QUESTIONS ?!?
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You fucking bitch.
*Sigh* Okay, not that short of a recap. Let's get this done.

1) Amber hasn't been uploading because of the Methma situation. Amber was TRIGGERED!! Blah blah blah.

2) Amber has been mentally feeling extremely depressed and low. Blah blah step back blah blah lost all interest in everything (fuck off Ambo). But she's gonna fake it 'til she makes it and be an adult (that'll be the day).

3) Ozempic update: she's looking into semaglutide(?) from a Med Spa because it's cheaper, but she needs to set up a COUNCIL-tation first.

4) Amber plans to stay in OK for now because she loves everything about OK (except the weather). Amber thinks it's ironic that she lives in tornado alley despite having an intense fear of tornadoes.... and is not willing to accept that she'd live at the mouth of an ACTIVE VOLCANO if that's where her ass wiper/driver were.

5) Amber knows that she's said false things in the past and doesn't want to delete those videos, so she's not sure if she thinks reaction channels should delete their videos on Kristine... but then decides that she thinks it's moral for THEM to delete THEIR incorrect videos. Methma MADE AMMENDS! GammaLynn forgave the Granny-Grappler (okay, fair enough)... and Ambo forgave the Granny-Grappler (ehhh, I call BULLSHIT on that).

Amber again puts emphasis on the fact that her mother was on so many drugs when she committed her atrocities. Amber thinks that the only people who can't forgive her mom are people who have never dealt with people who have suffered with drug addiction. GO FUCK YOURSELF, AMBO. Statistically speaking 19 out of 20 don't get clean and continue hurting the people around them until they die. And some of the 1/20 stop using but never stop being total assholes. Many of us HAVE dealt with addicts - with no living happily ever after. So again, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Oh, and your mother is experiencing "thousands of strangers bashing her" because YOU vilified her on YouTube for YEARS and exploited her for cash and attention. So again, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

6) Kristine WAS thinking about going on Ambo's channel and was feeling like she wanted to do a cooking series with Amber, but has since chickened out - because she totes takes accountability for her past! Ambo fake cries. Amber asks what's the point of getting sober if people are going to criticize your shitty behaviour? Um... maybe to STOP HURTING OTHER PEOPLE? To have an existence where you aren't a total burden or danger to others? Such an EMPATH, you guize!

7) Amber claims that she asked her parents permission to talk about them all the way from the BEGINNING of her channel and they told her that it was fine because it was her story, too. This sounds like bullshit to me - so your mom was okay with you talking about how she almost killed her INFANT SON... but the possibility of hurting a service dog was just a bridge too far? Oh, but Amber would have NEVER brought up Kristine's record though. Again, negligence resulting in the death of your infant is okay, but your rap sheet is taboo?

8 ) Amber claims that she and Valentine are still together. That's a relief; it would be really bad if your IMAGINARY GORLFRIEND broke up with you.

9) Amber thinks that sometimes social media affects her food addiction because she's also an emotional eater.

10) Captain Obvious here claims to have a lot of food anxieties, and just opened up to her (imaginary) friends about it. Specifically, she worries while eating that she'll have a heart-attack, so she leaves some food on her plate to cheat the heart attack out of happening (and then goes and eats other food, like when she'd leave half a plate of food behind at the Chinese buff-ette, then go out for ice cream).

11) Valentine doesn't mind and actually likes Ambo posting thirst traps on TikTok (because she's not real/doesn't intend to ever become Amber's real life gorlfriend).

12) Amber claims that Valentine wants to be in Amber's YouTube videos. Yeah... wouldn't she have to, oh I don't know, MEET YOU IN PERSON first?

13) Amber claims that only Alex is Shook apologized for accusing Kristine of being a dog-beater (when in reality she was ONLY a granny-beater). Again, FUCK OFF, AMBO. Multiple channels have addressed this and made videos setting the record straight. More fake tears. Methma appreciates ShamRocks for calling the courthouse re: Kristine records... because it was more than she and Amber were willing to do re: Kristine's OWN criminal record.

Amber claims to not know who made the video or called the courthouse - and won't bother to find out... but they are so appreciative whomever you are!

Pro-tip Amber: if your mom doesn't want people to think that she harmed a service animal... maybe she should get that REMOVED FROM HER RECORD.

14) Amber thinks her audience thinks Valentine is fake is because of the timeline... and not because this entire thing gives off George Glass vibes.

15) Amber claims that she's NOT a jealous person... except when it comes to relationships, because then she's a REALLY jealous person. Oh, but Valentine totally doesn't mind that Amber's a raging jealous BPD bitch (because she isn't real...)

Amber found this video to be heavy for her (:P)
Byee!!

TL;DR: Valentine is totes real and doesn't mind at all that Amber constantly does TikTok thirst traps and also doesn't mind that Ambo is a raging, jealous, BPD bitch (because she's not real...) Kristine is TOTALLY appreciative of Sam (ShamRocks) finding out the truth about the service dog charge - because it's more work than Totally-Takes-Accounability Kristine was going to do re: her own record and reputation. Oh, but also not appreciative enough to figure out who this reactor was to thank them. And not accountable enough to do anything but make Ambo handle this whole thing (which makes this feel like Amber's just attempting to milk as much YouTube coin from this bullshit as possible). More stupid stuff no one cares about.

Edit: typos and fixing stuff I missed
 
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I love the idea of Amber reaching out to her incarceration father and junkie mother to confirm before hand that it's ok to throw them under the bus.

Imagine shit for brains Amber trying to explain to those two yokels what YouTube and MOOK-BONGS are and why painting them as the poster child for shitty parents is something she needs to do for "content."

Imaging Amber discussing her shit talking before hand, explaining to her father that she's gonna accuse him of negligence to such a degree that it led her being "SA." I'm sure he'd understand that since it is her story.

What get's lost in all this white trash drama is this fat bitch is still fat.
 
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Yeah, I’m not understanding the timeline on Amber’s latest bullshit. Her mother was still on drugs when she started YT, then she went to prison. I’m pretty sure Amber had very little (if anything) to do with her during this time. And IIRC, back in 2020, both her and Kristine were trying to find her dad but had some trouble doing so. Doesn’t sound like they were on speaking terms.

But, sure, she somehow called them back in 2013 and got permission to talk about both of them, because that’s something active drug users are real cool about.
 
BOOORRRRRRRIIINNNGGGG

Amber you talked shit about mommy and daddy for the last decade ( while Kristine has been sober apparently) but you are just now acting like she’s a martyr and a saint because she drives you to Marshall’s and chilis. We’re all healed and happy now cause we go to Kroger’s and pick out sodies and candy together🥰

She’s just mad cause one of the Gays that she crushes on read her moms charges out loud. I want to know how Jordy talking about her violent past is any different than Amber telling us that she let a baby choke itself out by a curtain string (x to doubt) or that her dad let his friends “assault” her.

How do you go 14 years and not know you have a dog beating charge error on your record? Amber has seen and ignored people for years in this community mentioning that service animal charge, she even verbally acknowledged it last year on a stream. So over the years Amber never looked into or discussed this with her mother until Jordy spilled it on live?
 
I could absolutely be wrong but didn't hammy say that her paternal grandma and her had a special relationship and she wore that butterfly necklace to remind her of that Grandma or was given to her by said Grandma that died when she was young? I think it was during early destiny era Hmmm...
Good Christ I skipped a generation. I'm such a moron.

Lemme fix.
 
Fat Hamber isn’t Portuguese. She definitely looks part feather nigger however that doesn’t explain the dirty knuckles. She thinks Portuguese is exotic or something. Truth is they probably don’t even fucking know what their genetic lineage is.
Would make sense why she's a lush but then again if they were there is no way Mom and Sis-er and shit wouldnt be on the dole.
 
Specifically, she worries while eating that she'll have a heart-attack, so she leaves some food on her plate to cheat the heart attack out of happening
Like leaving some cookies out for Santa Claus in the hopes he'll give you a Malibu Barbie Dreamhouse, but I don't think Myocardial Infarction Claus is as easily bribed.
 
Christ I don't know what is more disgusting wanting to fuck Jordy

or

thanking Scam one of the most degen fucks in gorlworld and then downplaying the charge your mother ate of her beating a recovering stroke victim BUT THE DOGS FINE GUIIIIS!!!!!
 
"My mom was vindicated" yeah I don't think so... A little slip up on her original excuse of "you guise identified the wrong Mamalynn" too.

It's only been a few months since Hamber's "medical misinformation" tirade on the same gay reactor, now she's gunning for defamation. The question regarding defamation even sounds like she typed it up herself.
 
Amber shut your fucking gob, stuff some more heart-stopper food in it.

You and your mom are like two ticks sucking each other dry and you deserve it.
 
Amber asked what the point is of getting sober if people are still going to bring up the horrible things her mom once did when she was an addict. The point of getting sober isnt that you get to erase your past, it means you get to live a decent life now. You get to stay out of jail, you get to have a stable relationship with your relatives if they choose to forgive you, maybe you keep a job and live in adequate housing and you're no longer in danger of being found dead of an overdose in the street or some filthy hotel room.....Those are the "rewards'' for sobriety. Becoming sober doesn't mean that no one is allowed to bring up your past or that the rest of the world owes it to you to never mention your charges. If Mamalynn has obtained sobriety and managed to maintain it for close to a decade, good for her and I truly hope she keeps it up for the rest of her life, but you become sober for yourself and your loved ones, the rest of the world doesn't owe you a damn thing.
 
Yeah, I’m not understanding the timeline on Amber’s latest bullshit. Her mother was still on drugs when she started YT, then she went to prison. I’m pretty sure Amber had very little (if anything) to do with her during this time. And IIRC, back in 2020, both her and Kristine were trying to find her dad but had some trouble doing so. Doesn’t sound like they were on speaking terms.

But, sure, she somehow called them back in 2013 and got permission to talk about both of them, because that’s something active drug users are real cool about.
Amber bought special paper and pens to write her mother in jail in 2016 and couldn't be fucked to actually do it. She didn't write once but sure she reached out to her in jail and asked permission.
She even bought a binder to write something like a daily journal to her mom about her exciting life. Which, of course, also never happened. When Destiny spilled the tea last year she said amber never had any intention of doing it and it was all for YouTube.
 
Yeah, I’m not understanding the timeline on Amber’s latest bullshit. Her mother was still on drugs when she started YT, then she went to prison. I’m pretty sure Amber had very little (if anything) to do with her during this time. And IIRC, back in 2020, both her and Kristine were trying to find her dad but had some trouble doing so. Doesn’t sound like they were on speaking terms.
Amber and Aunt Tammie had a fight over Amber not even wanting to mail a "Thinking of You" card to the prison where Kristine was being treated for CANCER. All because Amber couldn't forgive Kristine for what she put Amber through. I think it was during that public facebook spat where they were arguing over Amber's paperwork, but it might have been a different convo. Amber was also making "I don't have a mom/family" videos during Mother's Day around this time and up to just weeks before Amber's cancer Dx. There is NO FUCKING WAY Amber was so angry that she couldn't even send a CARD, yet also had a heart-to-heart conversation with her mom explaining that Amber was going to make multiple YouTube videos blaming Kristine for things such as Amber ingesting meth as a 'child' (TEEN), for Kristine bringing a cousin into the home that repeatedly sexually assaulted/molested Amber, and for Kristine's infant son almost dying due to her negligence. And then cracked-out methmam - who BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA GAMMALYNN (and very likely WOULD HAVE beaten the shit out of a service dog had one been present trying to get inbetween their stroked-out master and the Granny-Grappler - let's be real) responded with "Sure, Honey. It's YOUR story TOO!" Yeah, I'll take "Shit that didn't happen" for $200, Alex.

"My mom was vindicated" yeah I don't think so... A little slip up on her original excuse of "you guise identified the wrong Mamalynn" too.

It's only been a few months since Hamber's "medical misinformation" tirade on the same gay reactor, now she's gunning for defamation. The question regarding defamation even sounds like she typed it up herself.
Hahah good catch! Thank goodness that ShamRocks was so diligent in vindicating THAT OTHER junkie with the same name and DOB who Tammie paid some court costs for!

I think the medical misinformation tirade was against Merc from "The Narc Alert" (not that this distinction really matters). Still, the reactors were just reporting what was on Kristine's record. So... wasn't it the State of Oklahoma who actually was guilty of 'defamation' ? Go on Amber (and Kristine), put your money where your mouth is. SUE FOR DEFAMATION - ANY/ALL OF THEM!! See what happens - just make sure to show it all on your channel. Anything's gotta be more interesting than *this*.


I was curious at Amber's talking about getting Semaglutide from a Med Spa. Semaglutide is the generic name for Ozempic, which I'm sure everyone here (except for me) already knew. Looking into it here: https://www.drugs.com/semaglutide.html it looks like Amber wasn't taking Ozempic back in 2022, but rather Wegovy. Ozempic has a max 2.0mg dose pen, and Amber said that her doctor wanted her to build up to a 2.4mg dose (which only Wegovy has). This doesn't really matter as it's pretty much the same stuff, but that IS a discrepancy so I thought I'd mention it.

Anyway, I found this page: https://www.popsugar.com/fitness/semaglutide-med-spas-warnings-49354256 (I know, fluffy-looking site, but the article seems decent) talking about the problems with going to med spas for treatments. Basically, the author explains that they are likely getting compound versions of tirzepatide (the active ingredient), as that would be the only way for them to get it for a drastically cheaper cost than the patient getting an Rx directly from their doctor. The compound versions are modified to be different enough to technically not be the exact same drug. The problem with this is that there can be a lot of side effects with real Semaglutide, and it's not known how that may change with these various compound versions. And the staff on site may not have any idea exactly what they have, and what those altered effects could be. In fact Novo Nordisk has filed at least a dozen lawsuits for this very reason!! Well, that's their OFFICIAL stance. I'm sure greed is playing a role. And they're pissed that they're still in the time period where they should get exclusive manufacturing rights to it, yet other companies are going in for a big fat slice of that pie.

This page: https://www.drugs.com/tips/semaglutide-patient-tips talks about drug interactions and side effects. It's interesting every medication prescribed to Amber interacts with Semaglutide (anti-depressants, beta blockers, and ethinylestradiol - not that this matters I guess, as Amber refuses to take her prescribed meds). It also enhances the toxic effects of alcohol, and we all know how much Amby loves her drinkie-poos. It's also being noticed that one of the side-effects of weight loss is actually being caused by MUSCLE LOSS with some people. Amber's YEARS of "building her stamina" will all be for nothing after becoming a "skinny legend", while her laayyyygs get too weak to hold up the 150lbs of lipedema on her already 170lb (Amber's ultimate goal weight) frame.

Though, who am I kidding. *IF* she takes Ozempic/Wegovy/whatever again, it will end just like it did the last time she took it:
  1. Amber refuses to give herself the injections (although they now have a oral tablet called Rybelsus that can be taken daily... which Amber can put in her massive pill case and then forget to take every day!)
  2. Amber refuses to go above the minimal starting doh-says (doses) to an actual therapeutic level
  3. Amber admits to crying at night because she can't binge the way she used to
  4. Amber increases her delta use to cancel any/all appetite supressing effects
  5. Amber takes a dive like an Italian Footballer to sprain her ankle so she can eat herself to a 30 POUND GAIN in less than a month.
  6. Amber gets a scan of her gallbladder and finds sludge, which she attributes to weight LOSS (instead of it being from the rapid 30lb GAIN).
  7. "Semaglutide just isn't for me, you guize".
I can't wait! (/sarcasm)
 
Amber asked what the point is of getting sober if people are still going to bring up the horrible things her mom once did when she was an addict. The point of getting sober isnt that you get to erase your past, it means you get to live a decent life now. You get to stay out of jail, you get to have a stable relationship with your relatives if they choose to forgive you, maybe you keep a job and live in adequate housing and you're no longer in danger of being found dead of an overdose in the street or some filthy hotel room.....Those are the "rewards'' for sobriety. Becoming sober doesn't mean that no one is allowed to bring up your past or that the rest of the world owes it to you to never mention your charges. If Mamalynn has obtained sobriety and managed to maintain it for close to a decade, good for her and I truly hope she keeps it up for the rest of her life, but you become sober for yourself and your loved ones, the rest of the world doesn't owe you a damn thing.
Were we really expecting Amber to understand how addiction works? She's actively a food addict in denial 24/7. Only problem is, she's gonna gonna be like this way into her 40s, 50s and 60s.. people always say "ALR, Chantal" are gonna die in 3 years.. no they won't.

We have all mostly seen TLC, there are bigger way bigger, with more health issues and worse diets that live well into there 50s and 60s. Just look at hungry fat chick, these giant boulders are gonna be here for a while.
 
Amber asked what the point is of getting sober if people are still going to bring up the horrible things her mom once did when she was an addict. The point of getting sober isnt that you get to erase your past, it means you get to live a decent life now. You get to stay out of jail, you get to have a stable relationship with your relatives if they choose to forgive you, maybe you keep a job and live in adequate housing and you're no longer in danger of being found dead of an overdose in the street or some filthy hotel room.....Those are the "rewards'' for sobriety. Becoming sober doesn't mean that no one is allowed to bring up your past or that the rest of the world owes it to you to never mention your charges. If Mamalynn has obtained sobriety and managed to maintain it for close to a decade, good for her and I truly hope she keeps it up for the rest of her life, but you become sober for yourself and your loved ones, the rest of the world doesn't owe you a damn thing.

What are you talking about? You have never been to AA? The 13 step is literally "Now that I am sober, you can't throw my mistakes in my face. Don't you see how many meetings I go to?"

I say that in jest (I understand that people need structure to maintain sobriety and AA has done some good) but this idea of that's only the drug use that made someone a piece of shit is pretty common in the sobriety world.

@Boolean - thank you again for the quality post. Your thoughts are always something look forward too. Personally I don't think she is gonna go on Ozempic again. Amber cannot live with discomfort and food is her only release from her shit life. Though if she did, it would happen exactly as you said it would.
 
"It wasn't her it was a different junkie"
"The courts made a mistake"
"She's not that person"
"She was on so many different drugs, it wasn't her"
"Why get sober if internet strangers don't forgive you?"

Sounds like accountability to me!
 
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