🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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So people have to let go of Hamber's past and her meth momma's, but she's the actual, living embodiment of clinging for dear life to her past and all that came with it.
"Cry" some more Hammy.
 
"My mother did NOT kill a service animal! She would NEVER hurt an animal!" sobbed Amber, as she dropped her kiTTen over the back of a sofa.
 
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Does anyone have a copy of the court documents or the criminal complaint for the animal abuse case? I don't know if they're even publicly available because they do not seem to be accessible via the online docket. I only ask because it is typically very hard to catch a charge for animal abuse, especially in a state like Oklahoma. Courts are lenient on animal abusers so the charges must have been pretty bad.

Also, I'm late on this, but the bingo addiction is both bizarre and hilarious. Hambo is in complete denial of her mother's gambling addiction.
 
Is Amber even slightly aware how we, the audience, see this play out? This is the kind of toxic parent-child relationship I read about in psychology books all the time.

Btw, this is Hamber's narc side having to paint not only herself, but also all side characters, in a good light and never being able to permit anything bad...until they piss her off, of course. Mom is now number one caretaker, can't talk shit about her anymore. Or have other people talk shit about her.
 
Slippery_Slope said:
Is Amber even slightly aware how we, the audience, see this play out? This is the kind of toxic parent-child relationship I read about in psychology books all the time.

Btw, this is Hamber's narc side having to paint not only herself, but also all side characters, in a good light and never being able to permit anything bad...until they piss her off, of course. Mom is now number one caretaker, can't talk shit about her anymore. Or have other people talk shit about her.
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True, and it's way past time to start shit talking Jade. After all, the mythical "you don't know her; she goes to a different YouTube" imaginary girlfriend arc isn't going to last too long. Gotta get those views up, Hamber. Chop chop.
 
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True, and it's way past time to start shit talking Jade. After all, the mythical "you don't know her; she goes to a different YouTube" imaginary girlfriend arc isn't going to last too long. Gotta get those views up, Hamber. Chop chop.
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Maybe a more learned Kiwi than I can confirm, but didn't one of her recent (fake, gay) insta q&as have a post that implied that we didn't see the "other" side of her relationship with Wipey? Think I saw it on the now nuked reddit so I can't check and fuck actually going on her instagram to find out, but I think she's definitely been slowly lubing us up for the inevitable "fleeeeen was abusive" arc for what seems like forever.
 
maybe a pigeon said:
"My mother did NOT kill a service animal! She would NEVER hurt an animal!" sobbed Amber, as she dropped her kiTTen over the back of a sofa.
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"She would NEVER hurt an animal!" wailed Amber, as she abandoned her morbidly obese dog shaking in pain to hang out with the speds at Chili's.

I found that part in particular to be strange; even in active addiction Kristine COULD NEVER hurt an animal.... yet she COULD let an infant suffocate and die on her watch (which, according to Amber, is what would have happened if 8 year old Ambo hadn't saved the day). What a weird place to draw the line in regards to tollerable vs intollerable behaviour.

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Mom is now number one caretaker, can't talk shit about her anymore. Or have other people talk shit about her.
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You notice through her video, Amber kind of had this slightly desperate, slightly wide-eyed stare? Just a theory, but I think Amber's in damage-control mode trying to make this go away because Kristine doesn't know the horrid things Amber's been saying about her over the years on her channel. I mean, Kristine doesn't seem to be the terminally online type. She hangs out with her family, goes to that church thing, likely goes to 12 step meetings (unless that's also handled by that church she attends). She has a real life which involves interacting with real people. Amber has, what, 3000-ish videos on her channel? No way Kristine could go through the entire backlog. BUT, if people start contacting her re: her criminal record and Kristine were to go on to reddit or otherwise start looking into this a little... Kristine might end up seeing the clips and/or finding out about all of the terrible stories Amber's said about her (which very well may be FAKE). And I'm sure Ambo knows that if she burns the bridge with her mother (before she gets a new caretaker), she's FUCKED.

Quite the coincidence that the subreddit got nuked right around the time of this nonsense about her mother.

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Maybe a more learned Kiwi than I can confirm, but didn't one of her recent (fake, gay) insta q&as have a post that implied that we didn't see the "other" side of her relationship with Wipey? Think I saw it on the now nuked reddit so I can't check and fuck actually going on her instagram to find out, but I think she's definitely been slowly lubing us up for the inevitable "fleeeeen was abusive" arc for what seems like forever.
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I don't know about her insta q&a crap, but right after the breakup, Amber vlogged about her relationship with the wiper as being the most intense relationship she's ever been in... "on both ends". She then said "I look over there and see my kitchen island and remember that's where Jade kissed me, but I also remember that's where we had a big fight". She also told this story right after the breakup about Wipey getting super drunk and how it was super scary. It seemed like she was setting it up so she could later cry about Wipey having a drinking problem and being unstable/emotionally abusive. Unfortunately, she then needed Wipey to continue fetching groceries and doing PO box runs, driving Amber to her appointments, taking care of the pets, and then to finally drive the stinky sumo 16 hours to her new place, so she had to shelf that storyline for a while.
 
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The only reason I think she might not go in on Wipey is because she’s never talked about Amber outside of the weird “interview” that was forced on her. If ALR started trashing Jade, Jade could make a fortune spilling everything.

Idk if she would, she seems happy to move the fuck on, but a ton of people would throw cash at Jade to get any disgusting detail since everything we know is from Liarlynn.
 
I don't think Amber had anything to do with the take down, just like she didn't have anything to do with the previous subs getting taken down. It's her new big simp Yo Moma and his fat bitch army who bullied him out of using the word "bitch."

Chantal is his other precious baby angel, so look for her sub to get it next.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
I don't think Amber had anything to do with the take down, just like she didn't have anything to do with the previous subs getting taken down. It's her new big simp Yo Moma and his fat bitch army who bullied him out of using the word "bitch."

Chantal is his other precious baby angel, so look for her sub to get it next.
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Wow it's like gorlworld inception. A fag reacting to another fag who is reacting to the mindless dribbling of death fat.

You are telling me this guy is pro-Amber or at least snarking on the reactors? If so, his entire channel can be summed up in one phrase :

glass fucking houses you fuckin weirdo!!!
 
So we know there was a mamalynn assault case that references an ordinance about harm to a service animal but just curious - does anyone know the whole story? I did put in a public records request to get the documents but I'm waiting to hear back on how much it's going to cost. I'm just curious - did she attack someone and then kick their service dog? That's what I'm guessing . I'm just nosey - did Aunt Tammie ever talk about this on the farms ? I know she used to be on here. Also I wonder what Aunt Tammie and Mamalynn think about Amberlynn going on to YouTube to mislead people. That crazy story about there just happened to be another person with the same name (and apparently the same dob) that committed the crime is hilarious at best especially when you scroll down the docket and see Tammie Smith (I.e. aunt Tammie) paid a few of the court fees for this mysteriously same named person. So- same name as mamalynn , same dob as mamalynn, and mamalynn's sister paid some of the court costs but it's not mamalynn.... rigggghhhtttt. Honestly I wouldn't even look this deep if Amber didn't go on her channel to lie... it is almost like a challenge to me at this point
 
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So we know there was a mamalynn assault case that references an ordinance about harm to a service animal but just curious - does anyone know the whole story? I did put in a public records request to get the documents but I'm waiting to hear back on how much it's going to cost. I'm just curious - did she attack someone and then kick their service dog? That's what I'm guessing . I'm just nosey - did Aunt Tammie ever talk about this on the farms ? I know she used to be on here. Also I wonder what Aunt Tammie and Mamalynn think about Amberlynn going on to YouTube to mislead people. That crazy story about there just happened to be another person with the same name (and apparently the same dob) that committed the crime is hilarious at best especially when you scroll down the docket and see Tammie Smith (I.e. aunt Tammie) paid a few of the court fees for this mysteriously same named person. So- same name as mamalynn , same dob as mamalynn, and mamalynn's sister paid some of the court costs but it's not mamalynn.... rigggghhhtttt. Honestly I wouldn't even look this deep if Amber didn't go on her channel to lie... it is almost like a challenge to me at this point
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after reading mamas laundry list of arrests/charges, my best guess is she beat the grandma then probably went to town on the dog ass well. The amount of violent offenses she has tells me she was erratic and nuts enough to not care who she was assaulting. I saw one charge showing strangulation.

What sucks for Amber is mama has a record of harming elderly, children and animals. I also keep seeing people say that Amber doesn’t know what happened but she does. She knows how people and her audience feel about animals considering how they destroy her about Twinkie all the time for the smallest things,so she’s never ever going to admit her mom did what she did.
 
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So we know there was a mamalynn assault case that references an ordinance about harm to a service animal but just curious - does anyone know the whole story? I did put in a public records request to get the documents but I'm waiting to hear back on how much it's going to cost. I'm just curious - did she attack someone and then kick their service dog? That's what I'm guessing . I'm just nosey - did Aunt Tammie ever talk about this on the farms ? I know she used to be on here. Also I wonder what Aunt Tammie and Mamalynn think about Amberlynn going on to YouTube to mislead people. That crazy story about there just happened to be another person with the same name (and apparently the same dob) that committed the crime is hilarious at best especially when you scroll down the docket and see Tammie Smith (I.e. aunt Tammie) paid a few of the court fees for this mysteriously same named person. So- same name as mamalynn , same dob as mamalynn, and mamalynn's sister paid some of the court costs but it's not mamalynn.... rigggghhhtttt. Honestly I wouldn't even look this deep if Amber didn't go on her channel to lie... it is almost like a challenge to me at this point
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Are you going to credit the farms when you make your video? Or condemn us and pretend you don't read here like all the rest?

ETA Shamrocks is claiming the animal charge is a keystroke error.
 
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No, someone with the exact same name and exact same birthdate pled guilty to a typo.

If you don't read HN, then you don't understand that Shamrocks is a Genius Legal Mogul with a lifetime of charges behind her who raised five little criminals all on her own.

SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT SIR
 
Tinfoil hat time, but I wonder if mama meth being the new side character is the beginning of a long grift?

She'd have sold her own mother for smack back in the day and, for someone who seems happy to now be her wee cherubs chaffeur/ wiper in chief, she was conspicuously absent for most of the time when Amber had massive invasive surgery during the cancer era when she probably wanted/ needed her "mother" the most. (And, if nothing else, to let Becky spend time with her own dying mother rather than liduruhlly having to wipe Amber's shelf instead.)

Has granny beater Kristine really turned over a new leaf and is trying to make amends or has she sussed out that Amber will never lose the weight barring contracting some rare tropical disease and will hand over whatever meagre yt bucks she's still earning to the nearest retard willing to drive her to the vape shop?
 
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Tinfoil hat time, but I wonder if mama meth being the new side character is the beginning of a long grift?

She'd have sold her own mother for smack back in the day and, for someone who seems happy to now be her wee cherubs chaffeur/ wiper in chief, she was conspicuously absent for most of the time when Amber had massive invasive surgery during the cancer era when she probably wanted/ needed her "mother" the most. (And, if nothing else, to let Becky spend time with her own dying mother rather than liduruhlly having to wipe Amber's shelf instead.)

Has granny beater Kristine really turned over a new leaf and is trying to make amends or has she sussed out that Amber will never lose the weight barring contracting some rare tropical disease and will hand over whatever meagre yt bucks she's still earning to the nearest retard willing to drive her to the vape shop?
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I'd like to believe it's the former but we can't ignore the influence of money on drug addict.

Kristine maybe less mentally developed than Amber. We don't get much of her so it's hard to tell but from what I have seen, her arrested development maybe worse than Amber's. Talk about a care free bitch; as long as she is loaded she seems fine sleeping anywhere. A very ditzy woman imho who is probably sincere about wanting change but lacks any foundation to change upon.

She wants to make up for being a shitty mother and is doing it the only way she knows how too; by giving in to any demand to the point she looks like a jealous ex-husband trying to sway the kids into his favor with money.
 
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