🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FatalTater]

That TDEE that Amber made is giving me Chantal eaiting[sic] pyramid vibes.
Who does she think she's fooling?

At the risk of sounding like reddit, Amber needs inpatient care if she's going to lose weight. If for no other reason, if she was forced to eat normal amounts of food she could maybe be made to understand what a human portion looks like and that she won't die if she eats only that much.

That's assuming she's as innocent as she wants us to think and isn't just playing a character who is trying to lose fatness for her YouTube channel, then laughing and stuffing her face while reading well-meaning comments.

Amber likes the way she looks, she thinks she's pretty. Being a deathfat gets her attention. She's gonna die as she lived, being a huge smelly nuisance.
She is welcome to prove me wrong.

 

[Constellationzero]

I would give anything for someone like Dr now to read that tdee paper she wrote. She’s essentially saying she’s actually only 350 lbs. She also forgot to write in “eating 5000-6000” a day as a hindrance.

I would give anything for a no bullshit doctor like Dr. Now to loudly ask when she's gonna do something about her LYMPHedema, not lIpOdeMa and to knock the bullshit off.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

The toilet and toilet paper would like you to hold their buzz ballz.

By "toilet and toilet paper" I believe you mean "the floor drain in Eric and Ricky's shower."

I have seen 25 lbs of lipedema on a person before and after liposuction, if that bitch really had 150 lbs of lipedema mass on her fucking leygs ... yes her legs are huge, but no way near what that would look like. How does she come up with those numbers?!

Well, when she started YouTube, she supposably weighed 369 pounds. If she supposably weighs 500 now, and you subtract the super-special Lynnphedema fat of 150 pounds, then she is actually skinnier than she was 10 years ago, and her weight loss journey has been a success, and not the cringe-tactic train wreck that has kept us all entertained for a decade.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

An adult human skeleton weighs about 23 pounds, and a head, 10. So really she's like 317, guys.

 

[General Woundwort]

I would give anything for a no bullshit doctor like Dr. Now to loudly ask when she's gonna do something about her LYMPHedema, not lIpOdeMa and to knock the bullshit off.

She claims to have both Lymphedema and Lipedema. Though she uses the terms interchangeably, she's not bothered about fixing either of them anyway.
I would also like Amber to have a run-in with Dr. Now.

 

[Wyzzerd]

By "toilet and toilet paper" I believe you mean "the floor drain in Eric and Ricky's shower."

Ah the good ol amber days of discussion between waffle stomping or it being so loose that stomping was unnecessary.

I miss the speculation of those days, infected belly buttons, blood filled toilets, ankle balls, medical horrors beyond our comprehension. Good times.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Ah the good ol amber days of discussion between waffle stomping or it being so loose that stomping was unnecessary.

I miss the speculation of those days, infected belly buttons, blood filled toilets, ankle balls, medical horrors beyond our comprehension. Good times.

Random late-night trips to Wommart, toxic lake trips, and Shrimpgate. Those really were the days

 

[Goatchoker]

By "toilet and toilet paper" I believe you mean "the floor drain in Eric and Ricky's shower."

Waffle stomping all day.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Ah the good ol amber days of discussion between waffle stomping or it being so loose that stomping was unnecessary.

I miss the speculation of those days, infected belly buttons, blood filled toilets, ankle balls, medical horrors beyond our comprehension. Good times.

Random late-night trips to Wommart, toxic lake trips, and Shrimpgate. Those really were the days

Wow. Who would have guessed four years ago that we'd be pining for the becky-becky-no-necky era, when just four years ago we all hated it and were begging for it to end...

(Though if anyone starts waxing nostalgic about the Wipey era: may you forever receive nothing but MOONS)

 

[I call shenanigans]

Wow. Who would have guessed four years ago that we'd be pining for the becky-becky-no-necky era, when just four years ago we all hated it and were begging for it to end...

It’s not the “Becky era” people are pining for, it’s the “gaycare era” that happened to include Becky. Anyone pining for the Lexington Era (that’s what I’ll call it) needs psychiatric help.

 

[marjoram]

Just proves it was never FatAl herself we found interesting (because who would?) but her interactions with others. Gold was finding the astonished face of some poor bastard gawping at his night terror demon made daytime flesh. An online ad for their favorite “sushi” place (yakamota’s?) with FatAl’s stupid bun showing above a partition because she was never not there. And, ok—the side of Thumb, The Mumbling Muppet and poor put upon Rickie Swift (who-if he was related to Taylor-missed his chance to crawl outta the woodwork).

LardAss on her own just doesn’t cut the mustard, only the cheese.

 

[Cornfed]

I gotta say that the little paper she wrote to cope and seethe about putting on 2lbs a day was one of the most insufferable things she has done lately.
I swear this was an exercise that was done to convince herself more than anything else.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Her Cope paper surprised me simply because she sort of, kind of put in some work to produce that.

Her ‘logic’ is eye rollingly laughable but typical of her.

But we haven’t seen something like that from her for a long time so effectively, it’s something new. It’s still boring as hell after you stop laughing though.

Imagine being her age and having nothing to talk about because due to your own choices and personality, you exist rather than live.

Wonder how her cats’ litter box is looking and when wad the last time Twinkie was outside?

 

[lostinwoods]

her pets are props to her she doesn't give a fuck, we saw how she feeds the cats, it's an overload of food because she can't bend over to do it properly. That dog doesn't see the light of day nvm a walk, more like piss pads. Come on guys, we've known this fatty fat super fat for years, she doesn't do shit. she doesn't care for herself and she def doesn't give a f about pets.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Pity party IG q&a




The last one is strange to me. She didn’t seem to disassociate she seemed to get the surgery and wake up and had the doctor check her incision once, and then order chick fil a and ramen non stop

 

[I call shenanigans]

The last one is strange to me. She didn’t seem to disassociate she seemed to get the surgery and wake up and had the doctor check her incision once, and then order chick fil a and ramen non stop

She disassociated alright. Disassociated from medical instructions, disassociated from her medical team, disassociated from hormone treatments, and disassociated from losing the weight required to allow for her to have the appropriate ongoing cancer screening radiology.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Cancer journey? Just got irrationally MATI with that one.

Amber, you smug bitch; talk to me about a journey when, like so many people, you are slammed with a bewildering number of tests before you can process your diagnosis, have to deal with radiation therapy, many rounds sick making chemo and maybe even bone marrow transplants.

Talk to me when you take your illness seriously, are compliant with best practices therapies and make the lifestyle changes you need to make.

Or talk to me when you have to explain to loved ones that you’re terminal.

Or talk to me when you’re a very young child, having to fight an incomprehensible illness and YOU are worried about how it’s affecting Mommy and Daddy.

She dissociated all right, from anything and everything sensible she could and should have done.

I’m by nature a tad on the cowardly side but if she were in front of me right now, I’d be hard pressed not to bitch slap the glib nonchalance out of her.

Her attitude insults every terrified, compliant cancer patient and all the staff members who bust their asses helping and supporting these stricken people.

Bitch.

Sorry but sometimes she can still get to me.

 

[Dinosours]

The thing that kills me about Amber is if she actually took any medical advice, actually lowered the calories she shovels into her void of a maw, did the bare minimum activity each day she would lose weight. Alas, no. she blames her laaayygsss and her menopause and all that bullshit when it's really so painfully simple. If tammy slaton can do it, anyone on this earth can.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Cancer journey? Just got irrationally MATI with that one.

Yeah, that one touched a nerve with me, too. Not going to PL too much, but I just lost my mother to cancer. Went through chemo, bone marrow transplant, all that shit. It was a nightmare. Amber's cancer "journey" was nothing other than a hysterectomy. That's it. She never even went back for the follow up appointments.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Cancer journey? Just got irrationally MATI with that one.

I think people need to NOT belittle Amber’s experience. A new cancer diagnosis is ALWAYS terrifying. Sure, hers was easily treated with a TAH BSO, but she didn’t know that would be case going into surgery. She was 30 years old (if that), was having her ability to have a child ripped away from her, with no idea if she would need further radiation or chemotherapy afterwards, because they can’t tell you that until after they cut you open and take biopsies. You go into that surgery blind to how you’ll come out. Plus she had no real supportive relationships beyond Becky.

The question she was asked was what was the hardest thing she ever done in her life. I’m certain her “cancer journey” was exactly that.

Spoiler: PL

I look back at when I had my diagnosis, and it was terrifying for me (and I had great support), but that in no way takes away from my deceased husband’s journey with cancer that eventually took his life.