🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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pippeyyy said:
I can't imagine these reactors still enjoying reacting to her. She is at her lowest in views, morale, common sense and watchability. I can, maybe, watch an Apathetic Fax or something similar but even that is boring and dumb. Amber can't even be bothered to make up new lies, other than her weight and food. I was hoping being around her mom would bring up all those ridiculous stories she used to tell; she was in the newspaper because she had 3rd degree burns from ramen, she was a dance leader, she helped underprivileged kids, she won awards for writing, she saved her baby brother from choking to death while Mom was passed out, etc.... It would be entertaining to tell those stories and hear her Mom react. All the ALR lore that she made up, changed, reworked a million times and made to fit whatever situation she needed to feel right in was entertaining. Now she goes out of her way to hide anything she thinks we see as negative. Nothing is authentic. We can't even catch random things in her background anymore. It's all so stupid, like her poetry.
Enjoy her latest. It's no shimmering omelette.

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She claims she’s been in the newspaper three times now. Once for the ramen incident, once for choking on a lifesaver and being saved by a firefighter (wouldn’t that be for an EMT to do? And she says she was gifted a stuffed animal by the firefighter for being brave) and once for winning a Halloween costume contest. This girl has told us three different stories about how she was in the newspaper. All supposedly before she was the age of 8 years old.
 
There's a new video (who gives a fuck) where she made this delusional chart & she's deducting 150lbs off her weight & considering herself 350lbs bcuz LiPoDeMa. When this stupid bitch is losing its all her hard work & dedication, but when she inevitably gains its the LiPoDeMa.

She seriously tried blaming Trader Joe's for her failure. It's so pathetic, how can we predict everything that is going to happen with this stupid bitch, yet she can't catch on? It'll be the same gain & lose of a few ellbees until the pig dies.

The tick tack (or whatever platform it was) she uses audio of Jojo Siwa, you can see the filter on her cheek is wigging the fuck out. & she denied using em. Unfortunately, since her BMI has always been exponentially higher than her IQ, she's not fooling anyone.

It's so irritating watching someone so fucking stupid try to lie & act better than everyone. But hilarious that she's such a piece of shit failure. How Pinocchios nose would grow when he'd lie, this fat fuck gains when she lies.
 
*** VLOG ALERT!! ***
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p77G7ddDFyA
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Wow, Amber is just firing these out. It's like a gattling gun full of turds. Shields up! Take us in!

Not worth a reeecap: Amber claims to be back on track after being off track for 6 days. Ceiling-shot weigh-in of 500.6lbs (pannus on the towel rack). Sooper Swollynn. Didn't binge - just overate constantly for 6 days straight, eating more than 3000 calories per day (her words). Muh lymphedema/lipedema! Amber claims that her legs were feeling so much better before this (fuck off, Ambo, we SAW that TikTok). Rarity sighting. Next day ceiling-shot weigh-in of 498.2lbs (pannus on the towel rack). Amber denies using slimming filters (just ignore that every scene shot by her mother makes Amber's face look like a 4:3 ratio image stretched to a 16:9). Amber drops Chantal's name for engagement. Amber babysits her neice and nephew (while Kristine babysits all 3 of them). Amber pretends that when she films very little, it's because she has so much going on in her life. Amber ambersplains TDEE and presents a list of excuses Star Wars style on how it doesn't work for her. The rest was just pointless rambling and hurpling.

Here's Amber's list of excuses if anyone is interested.

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I'm not a lipedema expert, but this is smelling like bullshit to me and I think Amber's cherry picked what the specialist told her (if she even went to a specialist)...

"How many women have lipedema? The evidence is conflicting, with recent estimates ranging from less than 5% to up to 18%. Some researchers say the average is likely about 10% of all women."

10% of all women have it... yet no women who have ever died of starvation have been anything less than skeletal thin. The gruesome images of the corpses in Auschwitz for example didn't have 10% of the deceased women with thunder-thighs and bubble-butts (not saying people should starve themselves). It's almost like the body WILL take the lipedema fat when it runs out of surplus fat to draw from, and she won't need liposuction to get rid of all 150 lbs of it that she (supposedly) has like she's claiming.

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Oh yeah...
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2900 calories my ASS! Fuck you Amber. You "gain weight" eating 2900 calories per day because you can't count calories properly/can't portion food properly/CHOOSE TO EAT LIKE A GLUTTON - and you've shown us exactly this in your last DECADE of videos. Maybe you should start walking that sausage you call a dog every once in a while to boost your TDEE.
 
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I’d like to know what calculator she used but that’s secondary to the fact that she is spewing all sorts of bullshit rationalizations.

I’m not in the mood to watch that video right this minute but will in a bit. She gives away a great deal when she speaks through wording, tone, consistency.

She could always try a simple experiment: no more than 2000 calories a day for a month, limit her salt intake and see what happens if she does it honestly. No games, no tricks, no needless complications.

She needs no specialists, no kid glove treatment. All the sound, basic info she needs is freely available in reputable web sites.

Counting calories is a bore but it doesn’t take more than a week or 2 to figure it out by sight. She has so much to lose, some initial miscounts, being off by hundred calories or two in total won’t matter… if she’s truly trying.

She ran out of excuses 250 lbs ago and I wonder why this new reason is now in play?

If we have any following this thread who can explain why lymphedema and lipidema are so hard to get rid of, I’d appreciate their input. I struggle to understand it.
 
I laughed at rain man-Lynns math list and deranged reasons why she can’t lose weight. Here I’ll add a hint to the list Amber- maybe don’t go to Olive Garden and then eat 4000 calories of salt, and then go home and vape and proceed to probably order more fast food.
DefCon Dumb said:
I’d like to know what calculator she used but that’s secondary to the fact that she is spewing all sorts of bullshit rationalizations.

I’m not in the mood to watch that video right this minute but will in a bit. She gives away a great deal when she speaks through wording, tone, consistency.

She could always try a simple experiment: no more than 2000 calories a day for a month, limit her salt intake and see what happens if she does it honestly. No games, no tricks, no needless complications.

She needs no specialists, no kid glove treatment. All the sound, basic info she needs is freely available in reputable web sites.

Counting calories is a bore but it doesn’t take more than a week or 2 to figure it out by sight. She has so much to lose, some initial miscounts, being off by hundred calories or two in total won’t matter… if she’s truly trying.

She ran out of excuses 250 lbs ago and I wonder why this new reason is now in play?

If we have any following this thread who can explain why lymphedema and lipidema are so hard to get rid of, I’d appreciate their input. I struggle to understand it.
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Amber is a x-men. She has a mutant body that must be studied because the only time this specimen loses weight temporarily, is when a cool gf will move in after messaging for 3 weeks.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
She ran out of excuses 250 lbs ago and I wonder why this new reason is now in play?
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I wonder why she won't just admit she loves being a big fat disgusting gluttonous pig that wants to it itself to death. & just run with it. Eating everything she wants (she does this anyway) & just being proud of what she conceals now. Everyone already hates her stupid ass, so why she can't just be real I'll never understand. The whole 'I wanna lose weight' is a fucking ruse anyway.

Edit: the LiPoDeMa isn't as hard as fat fuck makes it. Being a super mega death fat fuck really exacerbates it & we all know she won't do fuck about that.
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& concerning my photo, this is super simple to solve. Does Casey have a dick? No? Then she's never been with a man.
 
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Skinless Nugget said:
I wonder why she won't just admit she loves being a big fat disgusting gluttonous pig that wants to it itself to death. & just run with it. Eating everything she wants (she does this anyway) & just being proud of what she conceals now. Everyone already hates her stupid ass, so why she can't just be real I'll never understand. The whole 'I wanna lose weight' is a fucking ruse anyway.

Edit: the LiPoDeMa isn't as hard as fat fuck makes it. Being a super mega death fat fuck really exacerbates it & we all know she won't do fuck about that.
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The last thing she has keeping people tuned in is the never ending saga of "ooooo will this be the moment when it clicks and I lose weight!?" She's got nothing else keeping people watching and she knows it.
 
I have seen 25 lbs of lipedema on a person before and after liposuction, if that bitch really had 150 lbs of lipedema mass on her fucking leygs ... yes her legs are huge, but no way near what that would look like. How does she come up with those numbers?!
 
Axe Olotl said:
How does she come up with those numbers?!
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She makes them up. In this case she’s trying to explain away (to herself as much as her audience) why she won’t be able to lose weight if she eats over 2k in calories a day, so she’s playing with the TDEE input to get the result she thinks will work. The reality is that Amber has never counted calories correctly anyway, and would rarely if ever end a day with a calorie deficit.
 
Constellationzero said:
You got me there. I thought goldbricking meth mom was doing it.
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Nah I reckon she shits then just cleans/hoses herself off in the shower doing small rotations in the shower like a tank trying to parallel park.

*Edit* I also don't really understand how people are reacting to Amber, it's literally the same shit over and over again, the same weight-loss ceiling videos, the same losing 10-20 pounds then gaining it back again. Gorlworld is no longer at it's peak like it was with Amber, Becky and the hillbilly fags, or Chantal doing meth, coke, weed and alcohol in a single day and driving at the same time to get Mcdonalds. But then I understand many of these reactors started at the peak or before and they don't really have any other options or other eggs in the basket.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
She could always try a simple experiment: no more than 2000 calories a day for a month, limit her salt intake and see what happens if she does it honestly. No games, no tricks, no needless complications.
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She can't do that. She, like most deathfats are addicted to food to fill some void, i'm not going to medical/armchair sperge. The only way I could ever see Amber lose any significant amount of weight is if she were attending in-patient care. At this point with how low her views are I don't think she has the funds like she once did to do that tho who really knows her wealth. Or if she finds another girlfriend or caretaker who puts their foot down, but we all know what ALR did the last time a caretaker did that..
 
There is nothing more annoying than super morbidly obese individuals trying to rationalise why the law of physics, medicine and biology does not work for them. Lymphedema can be managed and losing weight is one way along with bandaging, something that she does want to do. She is not interested in losing weight, all she cares is telling us that it is impossible for her to do, and only a miracle cure or diet will do it.
 
I would give anything for someone like Dr now to read that tdee paper she wrote. She’s essentially saying she’s actually only 350 lbs. She also forgot to write in “eating 5000-6000” a day as a hindrance.
 
Amber blaming Trader Joe's for her gaining weight is like me blaming my local supermarket for my overconsumption of alcohol because they carry my favorite brands of beer and hard liquor. No, it's my fucking decision to buy that shit and drink it.

I am laughing so hard at this idea that people who have sex with trans men have sex with a man. There is this I admit, rather well-passing (she looked kinda masculine already) trans man on Instagram that I follow, but she still has a puss so if you lick that puss you're still a lesbian. These people need to fuck off with their homophobia.

Anyways, the vlog was shit. But the bit about having 150 lbs lymphedema whatever and and actually being a dainty 350 lbs was funny. Also, I am fascinated as to what lengths Amber will go and what excuses she will come up with to not to have to actually calorie restrict. Caloric restriction phobia? Fear of starving?
 
I like the bit where TDEE is so flawed because X,Y, and Z but if you subtract 150lbs of lipodema then the TDEE calculation works.
 
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