🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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still fat as fuck, she flaunts it and gets paid for it, check the thumbnails, she loves this shit this is her dream job.
 
Obese to beast "reviewed" Amber's cheat day vlog and added basically nothing other than "yeah she did fine". Whole video could've just been a tweet. Are people just asking him to react to her just to try to stir up their dusty old drama?
As boring as she is, Amber content must get reactors some engagement, whether it's from obsessed haydurs or fresh Ambabies. Saying that "she did fine" will no doubt have the dainty ana-chans whose entirely family would eat for a year on Amber's discarded chicken nugget batter flocking to their keyboards in disbelief.
 
Obese to beast "reviewed" Amber's cheat day vlog and added basically nothing other than "yeah she did fine". Whole video could've just been a tweet. Are people just asking him to react to her just to try to stir up their dusty old drama?
I can't imagine these reactors still enjoying reacting to her. She is at her lowest in views, morale, common sense and watchability. I can, maybe, watch an Apathetic Fax or something similar but even that is boring and dumb. Amber can't even be bothered to make up new lies, other than her weight and food. I was hoping being around her mom would bring up all those ridiculous stories she used to tell; she was in the newspaper because she had 3rd degree burns from ramen, she was a dance leader, she helped underprivileged kids, she won awards for writing, she saved her baby brother from choking to death while Mom was passed out, etc.... It would be entertaining to tell those stories and hear her Mom react. All the ALR lore that she made up, changed, reworked a million times and made to fit whatever situation she needed to feel right in was entertaining. Now she goes out of her way to hide anything she thinks we see as negative. Nothing is authentic. We can't even catch random things in her background anymore. It's all so stupid, like her poetry.
Enjoy her latest. It's no shimmering omelette.

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Re write:

Honey on her collarbone
Honey on your lips
I know you're taking gulps of her
With me you're taking sips

You tell me that you love me
It's sweet, but isn't true
Honey on her collarbone
Now you and I are through
 
I can't imagine these reactors still enjoying reacting to her. She is at her lowest in views, morale, common sense and watchability. I can, maybe, watch an Apathetic Fax or something similar but even that is boring and dumb. Amber can't even be bothered to make up new lies, other than her weight and food. I was hoping being around her mom would bring up all those ridiculous stories she used to tell; she was in the newspaper because she had 3rd degree burns from ramen, she was a dance leader, she helped underprivileged kids, she won awards for writing, she saved her baby brother from choking to death while Mom was passed out, etc.... It would be entertaining to tell those stories and hear her Mom react. All the ALR lore that she made up, changed, reworked a million times and made to fit whatever situation she needed to feel right in was entertaining. Now she goes out of her way to hide anything she thinks we see as negative. Nothing is authentic. We can't even catch random things in her background anymore. It's all so stupid, like her poetry.
Enjoy her latest. It's no shimmering omelette.

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My wife just said you couldn't take that in gulps. You'd gag and puke it up.
 
Obese to beast "reviewed" Amber's cheat day vlog and added basically nothing other than "yeah she did fine". Whole video could've just been a tweet. Are people just asking him to react to her just to try to stir up their dusty old drama?
I didn’t realise people still watched him. I bowed out when he went all woke with all his non-binary bullshit.

Just checked his channel and oh how the mighty have fallen. His views are in the trash can these days, compared to where they were a couple of years ago.
 
*** VLOG ALERT !! ***
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv1HRVTyUMw
Invidious: https://yewtu.be/search?q=Rv1HRVTyUMw

Amber films herself eating spinach dip and a bowl of pasta at Olive Garden (and then admitted that later that day she binged overate). Amber films herself "taste testing" (eating) freeze-dried candy. Amber films herself at the casino (she went with Kristine and Grandma). Amber admits that she's been off-track for the last couple of days, but disregards it because of her meager weightloss over the last 3 months. She didn't want to tell her audience about falling off-track because of all of the "judgement" she gets everytime she does. Boolean! Harrasseeeeen! Sooper Swollynn! The rest of the video is just her usual "getting back on track" loop of talking about no more Trader Joe's and calorie counts and her audience boolean (stop calling me out!) and food. Oh, and talking about the counseling she got at the outpatient treatment centre for the misdiagnosed disorder she later claimed to have never acktually had.

I mean, if you never actually had B.E.D. and instead had food addiction, then why are you following the advice you were given for B.E.D? Oh yeah - because the treatment for addiction is eliminating the offending substance, and the treatment for B.E.D. is to continue consuming it... and getting to attempt "moderation" indefinitely! Nevermind.

Sorry, Ambo, but if EVERY TIME you reward yourself with a cheat day for going 2 days without completely emptying your fridge and then you go completely off the rails right after, your audience is going to call you out on that disfunctional shit and wonder why you keep making this stupid choice over and over again.

Oh yeah, losing weight or not?
Amber filming:
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Kristine filming:
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You be the judge.
 
Oh yeah, losing weight or not?
Amber filming:
filtered.png

Kristine filming:
unfiltered.png

You be the judge.
Imagine the strength of the filters she uses and to still look like a huge pile of fat shit someone smeared with glitter.

I partly judge her weight gain by her chokers. The fatter she gets the longer she wears these black ones. She showed how stretched out they were and it looked like a kid could wear it as a belt. Remember when she tried to say her choker extender was because of eating her sodiums. Lol. Fucking retard.
 
After her verbal diarrhea saying “even when I’m gaining I just say I’m losing”, how did she think we’d ever take her word for it again? 140IQ though, guys.

Everyone is focusing on the teeth and missed her hairline! It's worse than her mother's! She is looking more and more like Chantel up there as the days go by. I wonder what wacky solution she is gonna try in order to convince us she isn't balding.
Y’know, considering the absolute massive size of her head I don’t think she’d find much luck in finding a properly fitted wig. Her head is HUGE. It would be like putting a newborn hat on a basketball.
 
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