🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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FarmVille said:
Jade was the worst decision this bitch ever made. I said disembodied hand would kill the channel and I am always right. There was nothing special about Becky and Destiny, special ed, but any side characters could be worked with.
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I've always thought that was by design.

Good on her if it was.
 
The reason Amber was so popular back then was due to all her side characters, she is a chameleon in the sense that she has no personality of her own, no self-identity, no sense of self. We can even see it today even when she lives by herself. She goes to bingo, she goes to the casino, she is more and more sounding like a fucking annoying tiktok rat (tho when didn't she).

I know all of us are aware of this, but when you put it all into perspective at the age of 33/34 she has nothing but her youtube channel. No career, no major goals or accomplishments achieved, no future or long-term objectives besides scrolling on tiktok, going to target and trying to stir the pot up on YT.

I honestly think if she doesn't find a GF/wifey she's going to end up like Hungry Fat Chick, just alone, full of regrets, just enough money to slowly kill herself with fast food and takeout.
 
Yeah, I was thinking this earlier too, we are near the anniversary of her being alone and that queue of suitors is not looking good. I think this when it finally hits will hit hard but slowly. We see it now where she is admitting that age is coming fast. One true trait of Amber is her extreme paranoia and the factor of being alone is setting in. I think she will retreat more and more because she likes to be so edited and she will vanish.
 
Will she still PlUvIoPhIle larp or is she back to being sckeered of stormeeeeeen weather?*


*does it even rain during a tornado idk
 
Muddy Fupa Balls said:
I know all of us are aware of this, but when you put it all into perspective at the age of 33/34 she has nothing but her youtube channel. No career, no major goals or accomplishments achieved, no future or long-term objectives besides scrolling on tiktok, going to target and trying to stir the pot up on YT.
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I mean a huge part of her audience exists because they are all those things minus a youtube channel and 200lbs. “At least I’m not as fat and horrible AND LOOK SO MUCH YOUNGER” can still pull in 50k views for literally nothing but 20minutes a week of effort which is a feat.
 
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440088 said:
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God damn every time I see that photo I just think how fucking shit her parents are. Amber is a piece of shit but for fuck sake it takes a village. She was dealt a shit hand in life yet managed to make something out it. An existence that no sane person would envy but still something.

With all that odds stacked against her, this fat grotesque unnecessary sack of human shit did SOMETHING.

That's probably the nicest thing I can say about Amber (that and not using a nickname like Big Al or Hamber.)
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
God damn every time I see that photo I just think how fucking shit her parents are. Amber is a piece of shit but for fuck sake it takes a village. She was dealt a shit hand in life yet managed to make something out it. An existence that no sane person would envy but still something.

With all that odds stacked against her, this fat grotesque unnecessary sack of human shit did SOMETHING.

That's probably the nicest thing I can say about Amber (that and not using a nickname like Big Al or Hamber.)
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Yeah, it's always rather poignant to see photos of Amber as a kid. She never stood a chance. I don't feel particularly bad for adult Amber, but the child version of her deserved better.
 
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I'm in a bitchy mood today. All I see is an ugly kid who'll grow up to be 500+ elbees, thinking she's the sexiest thing ever. I really don't know what she's accomplished beyond managing to not drown in the rain.

She had some decent foster families and she conned multiple girlfriends' parents into supporting her. It's not like she was left to fend for herself in a box by the side of the road. She turns on everyone eventually.
 
Pudgy Bear Claws said:
I'm in a bitchy mood today. All I see is an ugly kid who'll grow up to be 500+ elbees, thinking she's the sexiest thing ever. I really don't know what she's accomplished beyond managing to not drown in the rain.

She had some decent foster families and she conned multiple girlfriends' parents into supporting her. It's not like she was left to fend for herself in a box by the side of the road. She turns on everyone eventually.
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Yeah, as far as poverty and access goes, Amber is in the top 1% of foster kids. She managed to be morbidly obese her entire life, has been able to bring in income without a regular job for over a decade, has had several longterm "relationships", and has even reunited with her family on decent terms. All while decimating every person in her path that got pulled into her orbit.

She's a cunt now, and she was a cunt kid too.
 
Her childhood never pulled on my heartstrings. She was poor and smelly and she sure seemed to get over it quickly when she arrived in OKC and needed a car ride. She’s done zero healing from whatever happened to her and spends a lot of free time around the person who facilitated it. Funny how that works…. I’m sure her mom has apologized, but Kristine driving her to 5 below and red lobster once a week to me isn’t going to make up for it.

Amber knowingly used her poor upbringing to guilt adults into letting her live rent free in their homes for years while also acting like an entitled cunt. She’s now alone in an apartment because most people know that intertwining themselves with her, will only result in them serving or doing stuff for her benefit only.
 
Constellationzero said:
I can smell

* Feet and corn chips
* Filthy single wahhhhhhhhhd
* Week old farts
* Filthy clothes "washed" on cold and stuffed to the gills in the laundromat washer
* Bottom notes of Pall Malls and plaid bean bag ashtray


God, she's an ugly looking kid.
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Broccoli farts.

So unfortunate looking.
 
Amber's Blow Up Glow Up:
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*** VLOG ALERT ***
Invidious: https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=aj5scgr2YD8

Amber pretends to look sad in the thumbnail, but can't hide her duper's delight...

This isn't worth a proper reeecap. Amber shows up on camera grimy and disheveled, then jumpcuts to being slightly less grimy and disheveled. Lots of people have been asking her about how long it took her to get her 100K YouTube Award, and Amber suspects it's because of Foody Booty. Because of that, Amber decides to show the clip from the vlog when she opened her award to avoid answerwing the question - and also to pad out the video. Amber then jumpcuts to coming back from Trader Joe's where she does a haul of 3 bags of mostly junk food. Amber moos that she TOTALLY has a love life (which is apparently spending months sending text messages to some rando she'll never meet), and that her audience needs to move on. Amber's totally over all of her exes. Crunchy processed rice snacky-thingy taste test. Finally, Amber acknowledges that she might need to start therapy for her BPD because she thought she could out-rationalize her BPD... then recently a yikes-on-bikes situation-type-deal point-blank-period(hole) happened to her and made her realize she needs YEARS of therapy (don't worry - she won't get therapy). My tinfoil hat conspiracy theory is that she chased away a potential ass-wiper with some narciness, but Amber doesn't disclose what the event actually was.

Also, LOL at Amber using filters to try and convince her audience that she's in the 480s. Yeah, she's not 600+lbs anymore and her face APPEARS TO BE more oval/less moon-shaped... BUT HER EARS ARE STILL MIA:

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Bitch, YOU HAD EARS in the Krystle/Density eras!

Edited to Add: Amber's 'Valentine' spotted!
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Her name's Georgia and she's totes real! She just goes to a different school...
 
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Oh God, I totally forgot how much fatter she used to be. lol

This is from 2018, at supposedly 488 pounds (the title is wrong).

 
Constellationzero said:
I can smell

* Feet and corn chips
* Filthy single wahhhhhhhhhd
* Week old farts
* Filthy clothes "washed" on cold and stuffed to the gills in the laundromat washer
* Bottom notes of Pall Malls and plaid bean bag ashtray


God, she's an ugly looking kid.
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I'm getting stale cigarettes, unwashed laundry, piss and greasy hair.

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