🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Mekahineyho said:
I just found this on Reddit. she looks like those 50+ yo woman who are stuck in the 80s
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this is what I see
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Goatchoker said:
She could actually do more in death than she did living and that’s one positive thing she’s brought to this world.

How do you think she is gonna handle the tornado season in OK?
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Lift her hams and let the arm skin act as a squirrel suit to fly her to safety
 
Is it even possible she can wrangle up someone from the online world that isnt a desperate male fetishist? Seems pretty impossible for someone to geuninely want to hook up with her from seeing her online. Tbf I think it's been that way since becky. Jade had no genuine reason to be there
 
Goatchoker said:
She could actually do more in death than she did living and that’s one positive thing she’s brought to this world.

How do you think she is gonna handle the tornado season in OK?
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I said this about fat Jen, but the same goes for Amber, she should donate her body to one of those body farms, the ones that throw your body out into Texas heat and study how your body decomposes. I doubt they have many 600 pound whales to study. She might actually do the world some good.
 
If Amber had any sense she would have put out more content while Chantal was sitting out her weeklong yt strike, but yeah..
 
If there’s a tornado watch within 50 miles of her she’ll post clickbait like “I nearly died” and have an 8 minute video showing some wind outside.
 
I swear to god my eyes just rolled so far back into my skull that I just saw my brain. Once she's been in therapy long enough to show any new wipeys that "I'vE cHaNgEd BaYbaYuH" it'll be dropped like a steaming hot turd yet again.
 
FatalTater said:
If Amber had any sense she would have put out more content while Chantal was sitting out her weeklong yt strike, but yeah..
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What the fuck is she going to post though? She doesn't do anything. She most likely vlogs her whole week/ maybe even two weeks and it's cramed into a barely 10 MINUTE VIDEO... 1-2 weeks of living and it's only 10 minutes... All she does is hang out with her mum, go shopping, go out to eat, etc and sit at home.

She is completely content on how much she makes now and she most likely does make a fair bit especially with her older content and who knows what "side hustles" she has, maybe she is secretly a VR/A.I online girlfriend obese version.
 
Muddy Fupa Balls said:
1-2 weeks of living and it's only 10 minutes
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And even that 10 minutes is just talk about her nasty hair, feeder content taste tests, muh mentalz are so tragic and dainty, and refilling her laundry detergent.

Even her mundane, everyday shit is performative. Her tiktok-rotted, fat-addled brain thinks she'll get a fresh young audience by tapping on things and tasting things that are shooo gud 10/10.

She's even tried to force the image of a trainwreck that was all performative. She wants you to think she parties like a coked out rockstar, gets drunk, and is such a broken-hearted mess that she needs her one true love to come save her when what she actually shows is sipping buzzballs (that come in a container shaped like their target audience) until her NAFL gets her tipsy, wearing sunglasses and leather jacket in the kitchen ALONE.

She is so mind numbingly boring she can't even make up interesting stories or personas. I enjoyed laughing at the circus freak touch all the things and try to interact with other people like an alien in a human suit (or 4) but now it's like watching 10 torturous minutes of tiktok and I can't stand that fake influencer genZ shit, which is even faker and gayer with her.

I keep thinking that I'm only sticking around to see "how it ends" but it ended years ago. Now I'm just watching her decompose with her increasing greasiness being the only thing keeping her from fusing to the couch.
 
I thought about your post actually whilst doing chores and my prior statement ages ago was Amber died at the departure of the Gaycare. Eric, Ricky, and Becky truly propped that bitch up hard. Then I thought and honestly, I think the death of Amber was Chantal. Chantal is just far more organic and Amber's problem is it is all just a LARP. GlitterandLasers has the same issue. Chantal though is so much more impulsive and the Livestream era showed us how impulsive but organic she is. Sure there is curation but its kinda cringe and she is willing to have fun with her mukbangs etc.

I think she is testing with the minimum uploads and paying her bills but I do think she is getting sicker too.
 
Jade was the worst decision this bitch ever made. I said disembodied hand would kill the channel and I am always right. There was nothing special about Becky and Destiny, special ed, but any side characters could be worked with.
 
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