🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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“fine get me a job application”


Those forehead wrinkles tho. Also Amber no one gives a fuck about you anymore. This would have made sense back in 2019, but currently in 2024 with like maybe like 2-3 reaction channels paying attention to you and vlogs of you testing the temp on precooked meatballs? Girl go learn a trade.

Side note: are we in a secret alcoholic arc? I know she said recently that she “doesn't turn to alcohol anymore” but the end of the last vlog and this tik tok she looks flushed and drunk. She lied last year and said she quit gummies then admitted later that she was vaping and gummies all the time lol.
 
Lesbian Sleepover said:
I would actually really watch if she seriously turned her life around and went from elephant to thing average looking person and then as new thin Amber did commentary on all her videos and told all the truth etc.
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Same. No one cares about her latest “weight loss” because she looks exactly the same and if she has lost any weight, everyone knows she’ll immediately gain it back within weeks.
 
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Cope-ity
cope
cope
seethe
and
have another
chicken
sausage
ya fucking
weirdo.
 
Mekahineyho said:
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Job application? Somebody gonna need to get her a casket and an extra large cemetery plot soon, she's not looking well.

OrkoTV made a pretty good video, pouring truth all over the place. Some of the stills he uses of vomit-inducing though.
 
“Who said I was single?” I am. I’m saying you’re single. I don’t care that you’re sending flirty texts to every lesbian who pops up in your DMs. Do you go out together on dates? Do you have whatever counts as sex at your size (excuse me while I vomit)? No? Well, sounds like you’re single, sweetheart.
 
Doesnt matter if she has anyone or not. She hasn't produced so much as a disembodied hand in a while and everyones jumping on her that she is single as fuck and this is desperate. She better show us a warm body within hitting distance because the whole mystery online girlfriend redo 2 electric boogaloo the prequal is already old and tired and it just got here. Everyones bored and amber isnt doing anything fun.

The valentine friend online not valentine just friends friend is again repackaged because shes still alone and anyone who is after her are -
Gross men who like deathfats
Trolls trying to cowtip
Hot single women in her area that want to chat now but only if she enters her credit card information.
 
Constellationzero said:
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Cope-ity
cope
cope
seethe
and
have another
chicken
sausage
ya fucking
weirdo.
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This Q and A wasn't very satisfying for our gorl so she has posted another "ask me anything" late at night. (I believe)
What is there left to ask at this point? "How do you keep your hair so greasy?" "When was the last time you choked on seafood boil and shit yourself?" "How often do you think about the fact that you're going to die alone in your ADA apartment in Oklahoma?" "What's your favorite color?"

She had NOTHING going on. She does nothing. Goes no where. Has no friends. No girlfriend. Is barely making ends meet and most importantly, has no content to film. She should just hang up YouTube and venture past the patch of grass Twinky poops on and get a life. There aren't many more options.
 
Mekahineyho said:
Side note: are we in a secret alcoholic arc? I know she said recently that she “doesn't turn to alcohol anymore” but the end of the last vlog and this tik tok she looks flushed and drunk. She lied last year and said she quit gummies then admitted later that she was vaping and gummies all the time lol.
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Ever since she moved to Oklahoma I was convinced she's been turning to alcohol for various reasons. When she first broke up with Jade (when she would livestream) she would be getting drunk a lot. I think back then the "oh shit, what am I doing with my life" realisation hit her and she doesn't know how to deal with those emotions & feelings so like many do, they turn to food and or a substance.

I think a month or so ago she would vlog and record her "buzzbal moments" because she wanted to maybe portray she was cool? was in control in some way. like you said, in her recent vlog her hair was a mess and she was ever so slightly slurring. I'm also convinced that she records all those tiktoks when she's been drinking too. I know drunk eyes when I see em'. Though It's Amber, so it could be a plethora of other illnesses she hasn't got diagnosed yet.
 
Bored.

She's sitting on her ass in that apartment 95% of her time. She will get fused to that couch and die like that other woman.

Asking her to change at this point, is like asking a dog to stop sniffing other dogs' butts. It can't and won't do that because it's what it has always done.
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The only thing that will make people believe she has a gf is if she shows her. How dumb is she?
 
Mekahineyho said:
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Those forehead wrinkles tho.
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Wait, those wrinkles are intense and she's so filtered. Is that... normal for someone her size and age? Shouldn't she have less wrinkles since her face is so swollen anyways?

Is she possibly severly dehydrated?
 
Mekahineyho said:
I just found this on Reddit. she looks like those 50+ yo woman who are stuck in the 80s
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Awww but those types of ladies can (potentially) still be fun and interesting to be around. They usually have at least one fun/crazy life story to share.

No chance of that with Hamber, her life is as empty as it gets. Always has been, always will be.
 
Lesbian Sleepover said:
I would actually really watch if she seriously turned her life around and went from elephant to thing average looking person and then as new thin Amber did commentary on all her videos and told all the truth etc.
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Skin banks would be fighting tooth and nail for what they'd have to remove off her.
 
I personally would like to see Amber's skin used as binding for jOuRnaLz. Circle of life. We could even commission BeckY to design nickelodeon characters for the covers, Amber would love it.
 
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