🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Do you honestly believe she has lost 30 pounds and is in the 480s? I call shenanigans.
Hell fucking no.
I like that’s she’s “in the 480s” at 489.6 anything to make her feel good momentarily.

Shits dumb as hell. She looks just as big, and those nails……….I swear to god I want those gone so fast.

ETA- @FarmVille I agree she’s been hovering at 525-490 for a while. It’s all the same loss and gain still.
 
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Do you honestly believe she has lost 30 pounds and is in the 480s? I call shenanigans.

People always claim she’s lying but it’s not as if anyone could tell. Take a shovel full of shit off a giant pile of shit it’s going to look the same.

Unpopular opinion but I can believe amber has been cycling slightly below 500 to slightly over 500 for years. I don’t think she even fakes her weigh ins because they are always fat as fuck +/- a dump
 
I agree too that she just cycles between the 490 and 530 but apart of me want her to lying. I would love to see her claim to be under 400 pounds while still looking like a beached whale.

That would probably be the only thing she would be ever committed too outside of YouTube and eating.
 
Fat Amber doing performative cooking? She must really be trying to hook a new servant.
 
Do you honestly believe she has lost 30 pounds and is in the 480s? I call shenanigans.
I haven't watched any of her videos in months, not even through reacts anymore, she is so boring, but just seeing the thumbnails and pictures posted here she looks like she is back to her highest weight. Her face gets noticeable smaller when she actually loses weight and it keeps getting bigger and bigger.

ETA she always pretends to lose weight when she is trying to catch a new asswiper/caretaker.
 
Amberlynn is absolutely feeling herself on Tik tok because she cooked a few meals at home
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Someone on reddit brought up the fact that in her weigh in the scale calculated her weight instantly. And then compared it with another clip of her actually using the same scale where it took around 9 seconds to fully read her.

So this weigh in was a bigger fatter lah than Amber herself.
 
Someone on reddit brought up the fact that in her weigh in the scale calculated her weight instantly. And then compared it with another clip of her actually using the same scale where it took around 9 seconds to fully read her.

So this weigh in was a bigger fatter lah than Amber herself.
Akshullly she edits out the pauses in her weigh ins cos she’s an editing queen :story:
 
Do we know what her monthly views were like at her peak?
Amber indeed like another poster said in 2019 posted 96 videos in a row and she amassed 4.4 million views in the month alone. Videos as soon as she posted would have 30k views within hours, it was insane. She easily in that month alone made about 50k. On average for about 2-3 years her videos within 24 hours would get 100k views and numerous reactions. It is why a lot of the older forum members would be like "damn 24 hours and not even 30k views."

Amber post cancer had her videos float in the 75k view range for a while until Becky left. She in her prime was one of the most visited threads on the site. She was even more talked about than Chantal, hell Chantal's thread used to be this niche person that had a die-hard fanbase.

It's why I love cow culture because it changes or there is always DSP.
 
On average for about 2-3 years her videos within 24 hours would get 100k views and numerous reactions. It is why a lot of the older forum members would be like "damn 24 hours and not even 30k views."

I was following Amber closely from around 2018 - 2021 but I couldn't quite remember what she was pulling since she always had some inconsistent uploading. I remember at the time I showed up, people were so bored of the gay daycare and lamenting the loss of the Destiny characters.

Never thought I would come to miss Eric and Rickie as much as I did. Couldn't bring myself to follow regularly once we entered the wifey era. Thanks for the numbers, I find cow stats fascinating as well.
 
Amber indeed like another poster said in 2019 posted 96 videos in a row and she amassed 4.4 million views in the month alone. Videos as soon as she posted would have 30k views within hours, it was insane. She easily in that month alone made about 50k. On average for about 2-3 years her videos within 24 hours would get 100k views and numerous reactions. It is why a lot of the older forum members would be like "damn 24 hours and not even 30k views."
We have to remember that at that time, Amber had her own section in Lolcom Salon with each of her vlogs being a subsection. Now, there are days with no posts. With side characters and being in general funnier, she did made a lot of money. However, she pissed all hr income away instead of investing. I guess that she thought that the good time would never end. She is still making good money but not good enough to get a new maid like Becky.
 
And I need to find out who fucking named their daughter "Lexus". But with someone called Destiny, I guess it was a match made in retard heaven.
I was first guessing that her name might've been "Alexis" or something similar and she chose that godawful nickname because it's peak white trash behaviour, then I looked at the marriage certificate (or, at least, what you can see from it).
A marriage made in FAS support group heaven
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In the bottom right hand corner, definitely some name that starts with a T.
EDIT: Thank you to @Even more 8008135 for verifying what this was.
she finally hates being a Youtuber. You can see it in her eyes, that resignation and pure apathy for the situation type deal she is in.
Remember when she was taking "psychology courses" at some point during the Wipey era? Remember how it was mentioned only once and then never again? Al hates doing anything that's considered "work". A lot of introductory psychology courses start out by simply explaining the brain and it's structure, the different lobes and their uses, and both the nervous and endocrine systems. These learning modules are considered pre-reqs to even get into the nitty gritty of psychology and mentol illnesses. Either that, or you start off learning about the history of psychology, the biopsychosocial method and the American Psychological Association, and we all know that's boring asf for our gorl.
Anyways, I said all that to say that our gorl has basically dug a hole for herself, and she can squeal about her "resume" all she wants, but the number of people in OK looking to hire adult high school graduates with less than a year of actual work experience who only know how to eat, sleep, and (sloppily) edit videos... yeah, she better start sending off resumes to the local McDonald's!

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We have to remember that at that time, Amber had her own section in Lolcom Salon with each of her vlogs being a subsection. Now, there are days with no posts. With side characters and being in general funnier, she did made a lot of money. However, she pissed all hr income away instead of investing. I guess that she thought that the good time would never end. She is still making good money but not good enough to get a new maid like Becky.
Yep, she made all that money and has zero to show for it. Unless you count her used Aaron's furniture couch. For someone who loves jewelry so much she didn't even buy herself one nice pair of real earrings. I remember looking at houses in her area and she could have bought a nice one for only 100k, and probably tripled her money with the way real estate is right now. She didn't use it for any vacations, unless you count the trip to Lexington where she stayed in the hotel and just ordered takeout. She didn't further her education or learn to drive. She blew that money on useless junk. And to top it off, instead of buying it outright, her and Becky bought a ten year old vehicle with a 30% interest rate. It boggles my mind.
 
Well its that time folks, its that time to check in with our former baby gorl Ambalynn Reid in the latest OrkoTV, breaking down Amber's latest QA.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fCCU1LBHIyU
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Damn this dude is fucking picking ideas to Amber like he's her agent or something. Is that how fucking desperate for content we are? We don't need Amber opinion's on Foodie since all it's gonna be is Amber claiming to be morally superior.

Though I guess hearing his minstrel show of a voice paraphrasing Foodie's clapback wouldn't be the worst content in the world that's for sure.
 
I noticed after a few recent videos her viewership numbers are tanking hard now that she's "losing weight". It proves that most people watch her because she's the size of a grizzly bear, and losing weight = losing income and views. Nobody wants to watch this weight loss shit and the views prove it. How about you show what you really eat in a day? show a full mcdonalds mookbong like nikocado, get those numbers back up ffs!
 
I would actually really watch if she seriously turned her life around and went from elephant to thing average looking person and then as new thin Amber did commentary on all her videos and told all the truth etc.
I noticed after a few recent videos her viewership numbers are tanking hard now that she's "losing weight". It proves that most people watch her because she's the size of a grizzly bear, and losing weight = losing income and views. Nobody wants to watch this weight loss shit and the views prove it. How about you show what you really eat in a day? show a full mcdonalds mookbong like nikocado, get those numbers back up ffs!
 
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