🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Reddit really wants to believe amber is SEETHING but no one in the amberverse has aged as poorly as destiney, not by a loooong shot.

Straight from 8th grade boy to elderly grandpa with congestive heart failure and a bad back.

Ugliest couple in kentucky.
 
Awww congrats Destiny and Lexus! You might both be ugly as sin with weird names but you found each other and look happy so long may you last! At least Dusty is temporarily removed from the dating pool, Southern US lesbians can sleep safely tonight.

Hopefully no animals were harmed during the making of this marriage and if Amber seethes then *chef’s kiss*.
 
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Invidious: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=aHVJ0XVHGwg

Plot summary with commentary, so short that it doesn't require a spoiler! When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was retconning her WLS arc, trying to blame the evil Narc Alert for "doxxing" Dr Smith (so people would forget that Amber didn't get surgery because she didn't want it and was a non-compliant patient). What's happening today? Just the same nontent filler. Take us in!

TL;DW: Amber goes to target and touches everything. She tries on a big floppy witchy-looking hat because she's such a blackie. Amber noticed that Twinkie was lethargic, not eating, and wouldn't take treats LAST NIGHT, so TODAY we are going to the vet! (Twinkie ended up having an abcess, required antibiotics, and may need a tooth pulled later - but she's okay). Amber prepares food/eats multiple times. Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Journal Edition bullshit as Amber goes through her newly created hoard of journals to select the next one to hold her doodles. Ceiling-shot weigh-in of 492.2lbs (pannus on the towelrack). Angel number bulllshit (if you know, you know!). Amber's bathroom drawers are a hoarded mess again, so she makes us watch her clean them one item at a time.
 
Xenomorph said:
Becky was trash and is trash. I never gave a shit for neckless. When you choose your fat fucking gorlfren over visiting your dying Mother and let Amber speak to her the way she did...you can get all the way fucked and she deserved everything she got. Fuck her.
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I dislike her so much! Krystle was meh. Even Destiny was nasty but wasn't worse than Wipey.


I'm amazied how these people doesn't have time to be alone to heal correctly before to have a relationship. That's why are so boring to watch.

Amber will be devasted when twink going to die soon.
 
FarmVille said:
A marriage made in FAS support group heaven

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Did they fucking throw their clothes in the washer at the hottest setting? Why is it so ill-fitting? I know they are fatties but this is America, they probably have suits and dresses fit for a king whale.

And I need to find out who fucking named their daughter "Lexus". But with someone called Destiny, I guess it was a match made in retard heaven.

Goddamn, Amber really knew how to pick them. Or maybe pieces of shit flock together.
 
DenseDeerFather said:
Did they fucking throw their clothes in the washer at the hottest setting? Why is it so ill-fitting? I know they are fatties but this is America, they probably have suits and dresses fit for a king whale.
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Nothing fits properly because they're so fucking rotund, and they're too poor/stupid/lazy to either buy properly fitting clothes or get said clothes tailored to fit their bulk.
 
Man fuck big al, there is a whole world of shows and documentaries here exploring the sad, strange and boring world of white trash lesbians. As always the orbiters of al are much more interesting than her. Also I honestly doubt she actually gives a fuck about the marriage since she realizes (and honestly we all do) it probably will not last long due to cheating or some kind of illness.

edit: can't spell for shit lel
 
I wish someone would just step up and move in with her, this is so fucking boring and clips of Chantal screeching MY HUZZBAND is only funny for so long. I legit think that for a while she was chatting up some Greek girl maybe 6-8 months ago. Since at the time there was rumor she had found someone and she was doing all her childish lovey dovey shit while suddenly wanting to go to Greece.
Amber is the type of American that isn't even aware other parts of the world exist, never mind being able to name any of them. The only way she would know somewhere like Greece exists is if she was talking to someone from there.
 
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