🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I wouldn't want to sleep while Amber was blathering for fear that I might subliminally become as stupid as she is.
Turn on a nice documentary about medieval interior decorating or something instead.
 
I can't even get through a bottle video at this point because bottle edits to make it more interesting from how boring she is but it clashes. Her newest video is just her gaslighting as usual, she never said she was 600lbs in 2019. I am pretty sure she did. She did kind of slip on her money though; she states that she is not getting any Torrid because they have no black clothes. In actuality, I imagine with the new state and dip in income it is pretty hard to stay afloat.

She mentioned she loves the Scream films too which she has never mentioned but she is baiting this caregiver hard. If she does it's just an op like Becky was anyway. Her views are at her lowest ever and she is barely getting 3k a month from Youtube meaning she is probably dipping into her savings hard now and knows it. This decline has been slow but inevitable her highest month in 3 years was when Jade left her. It has been about 3 years coming but now we are in this decline arc. My initial theory I think was bang on where she would put videos out every 3 days to inflate her true amount of viewers. The problem is though this squeezes your current audience so when they leave they leave out of frustration.

It does not help either that most of the reactors have quit or abandoned her only a handful remain. I don't include people like Chikara or any other health channel because their content is differently aimed. She has clearly lost a lot of figures from that probably about 300,000 - 600,000. She is clearly in a bit of a predicament though because she hates Youtube but is beholden to it but she cannot get the numbers. Years ago I said her constant clickbaiting will fuck her over and here we are.
 
Same. It's been months, many even years, since I've watch anything Amber related. Its even too painful to watch clips or a reaction channel. I do miss being able to read a summary of her video. Can't remember who used to do that. I just looked to see how her numbers look and she has 43k views on a three day old video. Yikes. Keep that job Alexis.

Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
I can't even get through a bottle video at this point because bottle edits to make it more interesting from how boring she is but it clashes. Her newest video is just her gaslighting as usual, she never said she was 600lbs in 2019. I am pretty sure she did. She did kind of slip on her money though; she states that she is not getting any Torrid because they have no black clothes. In actuality, I imagine with the new state and dip in income it is pretty hard to stay afloat.
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I don't believe anything she says, but why is she sooo happy to be barely in the 400s? She claimed to reach 466 when she was on ozempic. If she'd kept up with it she may have gotten closer to her goal. I don't understand the logic in her fearing to lose weight. It's like she believes she will starve to death.
 
Mediogre said:
I don't believe anything she says, but why is she sooo happy to be barely in the 400s? She claimed to reach 466 when she was on ozempic. If she'd kept up with it she may have gotten closer to her goal. I don't understand the logic in her fearing to lose weight. It's like she believes she will starve to death.
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I think one of her genuine fears is the loose skin she'd end up with. This past year, you can tell her flab is starting to slide south, she's really dumpy looking.
 
Mediogre said:
I don't believe anything she says, but why is she sooo happy to be barely in the 400s? She claimed to reach 466 when she was on ozempic. If she'd kept up with it she may have gotten closer to her goal. I don't understand the logic in her fearing to lose weight. It's like she believes she will starve to death.
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She has said many times that she will starve to death. When someone in a chat told her she could go a year without food she said that wasn't true and sure she'd lose some weight but she'd die after a week or two. She "has to eat to survive" and that means using every single weight watcher point allowed and every single calorie allowed or she will start starving to death. That part of her brain is the most fascinating thing about her.
 
Pudgy Bear Claws said:
I think one of her genuine fears is the loose skin she'd end up with. This past year, you can tell her flab is starting to slide south, she's really dumpy looking.
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She absolutely fears having loose skin. She has said it a few times before. She thinks that she is pretty and that loose skin is not part of it. What she is trying to do is claim that she is on a weight loss programme without being on a weight loss programme.
 
pippeyyy said:
When someone in a chat told her she could go a year without food she said that wasn't true and sure she'd lose some weight but she'd die after a week or two.
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This is a very weird rabbit hole to go down but there have been morbidly obese people who have died of starvation. The body does not only break down fat for energy, but also protein and without sufficient protein the body shuts down. Not after a week probably in less than a year assuming they start out really fucking fat.


Anyway ten years is a loooong time to be on youtube. If she had any sense she’d enroll in community college and look for an exit plan. Wouldn’t even interfere with finding a new wipey.
 
FarmVille said:
Anyway ten years is a loooong time to be on youtube. If she had any sense she’d enroll in community college and look for an exit plan. Wouldn’t even interfere with finding a new wipey.
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She should have spent all that desk time with Jade working on some kind of online course instead of watching H3 and ordering poke bowls. She seems to be putting on a brave face that her relevancy is eternal or that she has a huge savings she can float on for a bit. I mentioned above that she’s going to end up moving in with her mom down the line if she can’t secure a caretaker that possibly has their own income.
 
FarmVille said:
This is a very weird rabbit hole to go down but there have been morbidly obese people who have died of starvation. The body does not only break down fat for energy, but also protein and without sufficient protein the body shuts down. Not after a week probably in less than a year assuming they start out really fucking fat.


Anyway ten years is a loooong time to be on youtube. If she had any sense she’d enroll in community college and look for an exit plan. Wouldn’t even interfere with finding a new wipey.
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If I remember correctly, it was about the guy (?) that didn't eat for a year under medical supervision and lost all the weight. He was getting vitamins and other things to stay healthy and she denied it could be done. I should have added that to my post.
 
I don't believe for one minute that some illiterate fat piece of shit that has eaten itself to over 600lbs has any kind of savings for itself. She's incredibly, aggressively stupid & with all the useless garbage she buys & the way she eats.. just her intelligence level alone tells me she didn't plan for the future (as in save, she won't live long enough for a fulfilling future). The way she eats there's no way there's money left over, especially since her views are in the toilet. Fitting, since she's just circling the toilet bowl like a fat turd that just won't flush.
 
That $3,000 a month from YT explains the shopping slowdown. People have been saying she stopped the Torrid hauls because she’s too fat to fit into their largest size, but I think it’s just as likely she can’t afford to drop $500 on new clothes atm. The last clothes I remember her buying were some hideous maxi dresses from Amazon that probably retailed for $29.

Meanwhile, Alexandra Rodriguez, (fat fuck influencer with half a million subs that Amber wants to be when she grows up) just posted a vlog featuring a spring dress haul, two new pairs of sandals, and a bunch of home shit from Target.

Jesus, I never thought it would happen, but I may be running out of schadenfreude. I guess I need to make a Target run and pick some up.
 
It’s impossible to know the exact numbers obviously but she’s still probably doing ok with YT cash. Somehow ALR still gets 50k views for videos of her sitting on her couch talking about fuck all. 400k-500k views per month is a lot even if it’s not gaycare era. Alexandra Rodriguez uploads more but has lower numbers.
 
FarmVille said:
It’s impossible to know the exact numbers obviously but she’s still probably doing ok with YT cash.
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I think she's making enough to be comfortable. She's not raking it in like she was years ago, we rarely see hauls now but she has enough for food and stupid shit. If she was really desperate for cash, she'd be uploading a lot more.
 
I might seem like a retard and catch some hats for this but I gotta get this off my chest...
Not often, but sometimes I check her sub for updates and look through the posts a bit, and (apart from all the other bullshit over there but let's just ignore that) recently, everyone's been obsessed with pointing out how "badly she aged", how old she looks for 33, etc... Going so far as to post pictures that are maybe a year apart, where you can't really see a difference at all when it comes to aging, and circlejerking themselves with stuff like "she ages like bread hehe" ...
Maybe it's because Reddit, especially these kinda subs, are full of 30+ year old women who are extremely superficial yet extremely insecure, but honestly I don't get why everyone is trolling so hard... like she clearly has a "younger" face and is 500lbs, she's not gonna look that old, why do you have to tell yourself that specifically? Is it not enough that she's already the size of a truck and failing at everything in life while also documenting it like a retard? Like, I genuinely think these people compare themselves to her and now their internal monologue is telling them shit like "She can't be aging better than me!"...
When someone's that fat it's easy to look younger in the face at 30, which is not even that fucking old. Also, looking unhealthy af is not the same as looking old.
Maybe I just suck at noticing these things, do you guys think she looks old (for her age) at all? I honestly don't see it. I see a 30 year old, 500lbs woman looking exactly like that.
 
buffy the tard slayer said:
I might seem like a retard and catch some hats for this but I gotta get this off my chest...
Not often, but sometimes I check her sub for updates and look through the posts a bit, and (apart from all the other bullshit over there but let's just ignore that) recently, everyone's been obsessed with pointing out how "badly she aged", how old she looks for 33, etc... Going so far as to post pictures that are maybe a year apart, where you can't really see a difference at all when it comes to aging, and circlejerking themselves with stuff like "she ages like bread hehe" ...
Maybe it's because Reddit, especially these kinda subs, are full of 30+ year old women who are extremely superficial yet extremely insecure, but honestly I don't get why everyone is trolling so hard... like she clearly has a "younger" face and is 500lbs, she's not gonna look that old, why do you have to tell yourself that specifically? Is it not enough that she's already the size of a truck and failing at everything in life while also documenting it like a retard? Like, I genuinely think these people compare themselves to her and now their internal monologue is telling them shit like "She can't be aging better than me!"...
When someone's that fat it's easy to look younger in the face at 30, which is not even that fucking old. Also, looking unhealthy af is not the same as looking old.
Maybe I just suck at noticing these things, do you guys think she looks old (for her age) at all? I honestly don't see it. I see a 30 year old, 500lbs woman looking exactly like that.
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Because the cunts at Plebbit especially need to prove they are better than a 500 pound shut-in. I would imagine cause a lot of em are fat too! Now over here I think people are nit picking cause they are bored with her and are looking for anything to say, the ones who think 30 is old are probably young ladies who have no concept of aging in the modern world or are men.
 
buffy the tard slayer said:
Maybe I just suck at noticing these things, do you guys think she looks old (for her age) at all? I honestly don't see it. I see a 30 year old, 500lbs woman looking exactly like that.
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Putting her vast obesity aside, I think she looks pretty much like a woman in her 30s. She doesn't look especially young; she doesn't look especially old. Having said that, I also think she's beginning to age pretty rapidly -- she has gone from passing as a young woman, to taking on a decidedly middle-aged cast, in just the last couple of years. Gravity isn't going to be kind to her face in particular. Those round cheeks can turn into jowls with surprising rapidity.

I think, though, that she is increasingly suffering from a mismatch between her visible age and her behavior, and that's what makes her seem "old." She has always acted like someone a decade younger than she actually is -- and I'm not talking about her legos, I'm talking about her way of interacting, which always seems to be based on whatever much younger women are doing on social media. And maybe a 25-year-old can just barely sort of get away with that, but a 35-year-old is going to seem weird and sort of pathetic doing the same thing. She is becoming an unusually grotesque example of "mutton dressed as lamb," and it only makes the lines and increasing droop of her face more striking.
 
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