🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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No funny images in this video, but Sabine Davis posted this in a video from a few days ago. It's from one of Ambo's TikToks, and I'm not sure if she's high as balls or the filters are freaking the fuck out, but she looks cross-eyed and it's worth a chuckle:

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The filters were made for non-moon shaped faces, Tok Corporate needs to get the Chinese Machine Learning Bots into overdrive to comprehend the Average Dainty American Face. How she justifies her """"flexes"""" in her TikToks is beyond comprehension.
 
I'm honestly quite surprised this thread is still active. I pop in every now and then (just like youtube) to see if she's lost weight/gotten fatter or died and am always dissapointed. Her content is beyond boring, beyond brain numbing- she does the same thing everyday, recronds the same stuff, says the same stuff - the fact she still has haydurs and an active subreddit says a lot more so on them to be honest.
 
Not only is she boring but she clearly hates creating content. Every video is 100% “service employee who already put in notice” energy.
 
FarmVille said:
Not only is she boring but she clearly hates creating content. Every video is 100% “service employee who already put in notice” energy.
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Ohlordyitsjordy says that almost every reaction to her, that she hates doing YouTube and doesn’t want to do it anymore and I agree.She wants to retire and eat Panda Express with her mom every weekend. I also think her actual end goal was for Jade to propose/marry her and then be a kept wifey who maybe could upload once or twice a month to get attention and a few dollars but otherwise just bunk off to eat and online shop.
 
Mekahineyho said:
Ohlordyitsjordy says that almost every reaction to her, that she hates doing YouTube and doesn’t want to do it anymore and I agree.She wants to retire and eat Panda Express with her mom every weekend. I also think her actual end goal was for Jade to propose/marry her and then be a kept wifey who maybe could upload once or twice a month to get attention and a few dollars but otherwise just bunk off to eat and online shop.
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Amber has been doing YouTube for over 10 years now. I've heard from a few YouTubers that after a while, it gets very difficult to keep posting fresh if you only do vlogs. The most successful YouTubers, such as Marques Brownlee, do it as a business and find a niche market that they can grow. As far as Amber, she has no interaction with her audience, which she hates. This is why she rather interact with Instagram. She would also like to be a kept woman but she has very little to offer. She is not a good cook, she can't work, she can't mind or have children. She has very little to offer to a mate except her dwindling income from YouTube. I think that it explains her infatuation with Jade; she thought that she had a chance with her. However, Amber being so lazy and ungrateful, pushed her away. Unfortunately, for her, she has to continue to produce terrible vlogs that fewer and fewer people watch.
 
S.S._Spears said:
I'm honestly quite surprised this thread is still active. I pop in every now and then (just like youtube) to see if she's lost weight/gotten fatter or died and am always dissapointed. Her content is beyond boring, beyond brain numbing- she does the same thing everyday, recronds the same stuff, says the same stuff - the fact she still has haydurs and an active subreddit says a lot more so on them to be honest.
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I think most of us are just waiting for the end at this point. I remember when this thread was less than 50 pages long, when the subforum was created, etc, so I've been here for that long. There are others that have followed her even longer. I guess it's like when you've watched for that long then even if you don't really give a shit anymore, you just want to know if bitch is dead yet? My mom still forces herself to watch shows she's hated watching for a decade or more just because she's "committed" to it. Which is dumb, but I get it.

I still visit this thread, but there's so little going on that it's just not worth going in every day like when she and the subforum were active. And even the subforum got tedious when every new video thread was lucky to have two pages of comments. Always a bad sign if people can't even snark or converse about your antics when you're a social media attention whore. Whenever she actually becomes inactive or dead, it'll be about fuckin' time.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
She would also like to be a kept woman but she has very little to offer. She is not a good cook, she can't work, she can't mind or have children.
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Perfect for degenerate feeder Tumblr. She could even find a lezbeen gym teacher type with her own whistle, lanyard, and clipboard to track the 4H HAWG'S progress.

August'll be here sooner than you think, boom boom. Better get ho'in online.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Amber has been doing YouTube for over 10 years now. I've heard from a few YouTubers that after a while, it gets very difficult to keep posting fresh if you only do vlogs. The most successful YouTubers, such as Marques Brownlee, do it as a business and find a niche market that they can grow. As far as Amber, she has no interaction with her audience, which she hates. This is why she rather interact with Instagram. She would also like to be a kept woman but she has very little to offer. She is not a good cook, she can't work, she can't mind or have children. She has very little to offer to a mate except her dwindling income from YouTube. I think that it explains her infatuation with Jade; she thought that she had a chance with her. However, Amber being so lazy and ungrateful, pushed her away. Unfortunately, for her, she has to continue to produce terrible vlogs that fewer and fewer people watch.
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If it's this bad now imagine in a few years. She has at least 30 years left before she can retire and I doubt she has anything saved or any plans to save anything. I definitely think it's why she wants a gf that works. Unfortunately she is a 500 pound deathfat and can't afford even a retarded gf like "Neck". I've said this before, Amber will leave this world the same way she came into it. Living in a single wide trailer, nervously waiting for food stamp day so she can stock up on her favorite snacks, and probably still fat fishing mentally disabled girls online for money and gifts.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
She has at least 30 years left before she can retire and I doubt she has anything saved or any plans to save anything.
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Optimistic of you to think she has 30 years left to live. I doubt she has 7 TBH. I don’t expect her to see her 40th birthday.

BigGulpin said:
I use her as an appetite suppressant. To be fair, HayderTube content is more effective at that
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It doesn’t work as an “appetite suppressant” for me. It works as a cautionary tale. It reminds me to not keep snacks in my home, to eat proper (often scale measured) portions, and to say “no” to myself when it comes to wanting high calorie snacks. It also reminds me to keep regular (6 monthly because I’m ol) doctor’s appointment with a regular GP, and to be honest about any weight gains or losses.
 
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One of the funniest parts of her not uploading is after all her rambling and swearing, she is physically incapable of uploading during the beginning of the year. She always drops off the planet the first of the year, with a few exceptions. She also tends to dip out in March. When she was pulling 100K views a video she still didn't upload for most of March and came back with a good ol muckbang of Asian noodles she hated. Her laziness just gets worse and worse and 🌈 she does this too long this time and never recovers.

One can dream...m
 
BigGulpin said:
I use her as an appetite suppressant. To be fair, HayderTube content is more effective at that, but I enjoy the speculation around here.
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This may seem retarded, and it probably is. But nevertheless I'm sure a lot of people do it. I use her videos as a sleep aid. Not her channel, but compilations people make. She's so fucking boring it knocks me the fuck out. Nothing better than a 15-20 min video if I can't sleep. I know I won't hear anything intelligent or interesting or new. Just her droning on and on and on about nothing important.
 
goodgrief said:
This may seem retarded, and it probably is. But nevertheless I'm sure a lot of people do it. I use her videos as a sleep aid. Not her channel, but compilations people make. She's so fucking boring it knocks me the fuck out. Nothing better than a 15-20 min video if I can't sleep. I know I won't hear anything intelligent or interesting or new. Just her droning on and on and on about nothing important.
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I did that after I had a baby. I was up all night and would need something to help me unwind mentally and doze off while the baby slept. I used to pass out listening.
 
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