🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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OMG SHE ORDERED FUCKING RAMEN NOODLES AS TAKE OUT! This is why she is never going to be a home owner.
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Lol, she'll never be a home owner because she won't live long enough to even need or enjoy a home.

[/QUOTE] OH MY GOD YOU VILE CUNT, DRINK A GODDAMN GLASS OF WATER 🎩🎩🎩

Holy shit, when i saw that first thing it does when it wakes up is drink Gatorade & continues to drink anything BUT fucking water, dude!!! DRINK WATER, PIG, NO WONDER YOU'RE 600 ELL BEES!!!!
 
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RedMage said:
Prediction: She will either claim she didn't feel it or she'll exaggerate her anxiety moment type deal
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Shes got to ham it up and talk about it, what else is there to talk about honestly?

toilet_rainbow said:
The video will also have a title like THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE / AM I SAFE? / TORRID HAUL
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This being the most plausable outcome is so sad. I want a funny clickbait title like: EARTHQUAKE?! UNWASHED FLOOR TASTE TEST / EMERGENCY DENTIST APPOINTMENT

FarmVille said:
You think she has money for Torrid hauls?
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She "hauls" everything. Anything thats like 3 things or over she says is a haul because shes got social media brain and cant comprehend anything else but clickbait or buzzwords to give up to the youtube algorithm gods.
Weather or not she has money for it shes still gonna go to the good will or a bargin bin and haul whatever the fuck is there too.

Thomas Eugene Paris said:
That "Mediterranean food" looks atrocious. I had to tap out when she started sucking down the godawful dessert.

Edit: OH MY GOD YOU VILE CUNT, DRINK A GODDAMN GLASS OF WATER 🎩🎩🎩
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Water? For our gorl? Hell naw, shes gotta be drinking something that excites her taste bud. Shes alone in an apartment, cant afford all the luxury she used to and is grasping at straws trying to get any sort of dopamine that she can afford. Fuck yeah shes gonna be drinking gaterade and diet pepsi from the time she wakes up till she goes to sleep, her life is void of all fun, possibility, and wimsy. If she stops drinking and eating and watching things on youtube shes got nothing left. The only reason amber even mildly accepted the shut in lifestyle after the gaycare is because she had beck(y) to go get everything for her whenever she wanted. Now if her mom cant take her that bitch is trapped.
 
Insulin reid said:
At least it gave her something to talk about, or we wouldnt get a video for 4 more days.
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I dunno. I kind of see it in a different way. I can't stand these Reddit/YouTube tards. They are constantly going on and on about how they are all experts on narcissism ... and then they keep ENGAGING WITH HER. The picture thing was fine, but I think the photo of her ass was too far. Not because of it ViOlAtInG her (she has filmed worse of others AND OF HERSELF), but because of the cowtipping/poo touchy-ness of it. It's like violating the prime directive (though to be honest I don't take the prime directive as seriously as the no cowtipping directive - WTF can Starfleet do to me in the Delta Quadrant?) Messing with the cows interferes with their natural evolution. Instead of getting to watch the absolute batshit nonsense they get up to when left to their own devices, we end up watching fallout from the unimaginative crap conceived by denthead poo touchers.

Amber follows a very easy to understand pattern. Sure, it's not instant gratification - it sometimes requires a bit of patience, but we aren't savage animals:

1) Amber gets boring
2) People stop watching and don't engage
3) Amber's paycheck drops below her expenses
4) EXTINCTION BURST
5) ENTERTAINMENT

Except that now the 'entertainment' part has been pushed further down the line AGAIN because someone set her on the (BORING) storyline about a haydur filming themselves getting within sniffing distance of her shelf. Sure there will be boring stretches with videos not worth watching, but it's not like Amber has any other way to earn a living. She'll come up with something eventually. And the more desperate she is, the more spectacular it will be.

Oh, and VLOG ALERT... twice. Nothing much worth recapping.

Still doing ceiling-shot weigh-ins with bullshit numbers above 500lbs (which aren't her true weight), while pretending that she's being active and also not eating enough to maintain over 500lbs. Other than dragging out that photo/video nonsense, Amber also announced that she's changed her upload schedule AGAIN. Now it's once again Monday Vlogs, Wednesday Weigh-Ins, and Friday 'What I Ate Today' Videos (which are always Amber showing restraint on Fridays, only to eat 5500+ calories on Thursday and Saturday to make up for it. You know, so that she's technically not lying about only eating 1500-2000 calories on Friday).

Only funny thing about the previous videos is how all of the bulbs in her apartment are slowly burning out. And strong, independent Amber can't do shit about it unless she goes to a construction equipment shop to rent some scaffolding, as she maxes out the weight of all step stools and ladders.
 
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Mekahineyho said:
Are we supposed to believe that this individual ate only Rice, half a chocolate dessert and like half a cup of ramen for the day?
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I think that most morbidity obese individuals have the delusions that they eat almost nothing or at least very little. If you watch MSHPL, almost everyone when questioned by Dr Nowzarasan states that they are following his 1,200 calories diet even though they either loss very little or even gained. Amber is no different. As someone suggested, she might do it for a day but overcompensate for the rest of the week. No one weighting 500 pounds would maintain that weight if they ate less than 4,000 calories per day on a regular basis. Amber blames her lymphedema for any weight gain, not her eating habits.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
I think that most morbidity obese individuals have the delusions that they eat almost nothing or at least very little. If you watch MSHPL, almost everyone when questioned by Dr Nowzarasan states that they are following his 1,200 calories diet even though they either loss very little or even gained. Amber is no different. As someone suggested, she might do it for a day but overcompensate for the rest of the week. No one weighting 500 pounds would maintain that weight if they ate less than 4,000 calories per day on a regular basis. Amber blames her lymphedema for any weight gain, not her eating habits.
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I think that’s “all she ate” for the video. I’ll bet my life she ate another meal after that plus chips,ice cream and candy. Polished off by a pack of salami.
 
Ive seen MSHPL and a day of eating for them is never less then twenty minutes of cut down footage. We dont even need to guess the calories. Besides, amber wouldnt know what to do with all the time shed free up if she cut back to 1200.
 
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TardiX said:
Kristine Reid:
Heart Disease is getting younger
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The frogs are turning the water gay, you dumb bitch. The AHA is a literal grift and will sponsor anyone who gives them money. Last year they were sponsoring a diet meme grifter, this year they're sponsoring fat people to tell others that "fat lives matter"?

Just go outside for 2-4 hours a day and walk you fat piece of shit. Good lawd I hate fat people.
 
Now if meth momma was actually a good person, she'd donate to all the people who had to raise her spawn of mutts.
 
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