🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Turd Fergusson said:
It is not what you think is glamorous, it is what Amber thinks is glamorous. Do not forget that she shown us carrying thousands of dollars in her purse, that she said in a video that she is better than all of us, that she uses rocket-fuel level filter to show us that she looks glamorous. That picture at the laundromat shows exacly what she looks, not the cutated portrait of herself. She uses to make a lot more money and did nothing with it. She is like one of those yobs who wins the lottery and blows it up in rubbish within a few years.
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Amber is at base level an internet troll. That’s how she’s managed to keep an audience for years following her boring, shut-in life.

Every time she posts one of those stupid filtered to hell lip sync tik tok it gets at least dozens of internet comments. You could spend days going through the threads on Reddit comparing video freeze frames to her selfies. She knows what gets the bait and goes for it.

That’s why I will always have a soft spot for Amber. The way she’s gotten random internet people like Turd to absolutely seethe over basically nothing is kind of brilliant.

I mean imagine the power to still get people upset because years ago your 600lb life participant ass said they were better than the viewers at home.
 
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The thing about Amber is not that she's actually pretty or wealthy or smart or whatever thing she's pushing at any given moment - it's that she thinks we believe whatever façade she's putting up.
No matter the makeup, filters and carefully selected camera angles Amber uses, she is still Amber.
It's the life she deserves.
 
FarmVille said:
WTF do you think ER visits are free? As far as the state of Oklahoma and the US government are concerned amber has an income that she has to pay taxes on.
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No fucking shit. You think that cow paid for the astronomical medical bills she incurred? I shudder to think what her surgery, and constant medical visits costs. And the dumb bitch didn't have insurance.
I'm not even going to get into the shady tax situation type deal, because who the hell knows what a mess her fraudulent expenses are. The standard deduction is about 15k, and she spends that on take out she writes off in 1 quarter.
What is so hard to get about how she, Hamber, the fat fucking cow, portrays her life to be (like she is a dainty beauty queen, resplendent in her Torrid glory), and how her life actually is?
Also, don't shit on service workers like Dusty while saying Hamber has a legit income in the eyes of the nation. I don't like Becky and Dusty, but their service work at least is one of jobs that has to be done.
I have never run into a Stan for this horrible woman before.
 
Cornfed said:
No fucking shit. You think that cow paid for the astronomical medical bills she incurred? I shudder to think what her surgery, and constant medical visits costs. And the dumb bitch didn't have insurance.
I'm not even going to get into the shady tax situation type deal, because who the hell knows what a mess her fraudulent expenses are. The standard deduction is about 15k, and she spends that on take out she writes off in 1 quarter.
What is so hard to get about how she, Hamber, the fat fucking cow, portrays her life to be (like she is a dainty beauty queen, resplendent in her Torrid glory), and how her life actually is?
Also, don't shit on service workers like Dusty while saying Hamber has a legit income in the eyes of the nation. I don't like Becky and Dusty, but their service work at least is one of jobs that has to be done.
I have never run into a Stan for this horrible woman before.
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You can’t simply refuse to pay medical bills, nor taxes. Medical bills are the number one cause for bankruptcy in this country. If you submit takeout bills as a tax write off the IRS will audit you in a second.

It is bizarre to get mad about hypothetical things ALR has done that aren’t even possible.

Also Becky has never been consistently employed doing anything but wiping Amber’s butt so I don’t know where the defense for her comes from.

I don’t think I am a stan but I will always say the way people absolutely lose their fucking minds over ALR has to be a talent. There are way, way worse cows that can barely get more than eyeroll.

Here there’s 78 comments reminiscing about the time 2 years ago that she threw out (but obviously ate) a cake. That’s wild.

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A great example of how she thinks she fools us all.

She ate that cake. We know she ate that cake. She thinks her outrage is believable.

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Anyone in the US having trouble with huge hospital bills, search the name of the hospital + financial assistance. Usually there will be a policy listed, and if so look and see what the qualifications for help are. Often if a patient makes less than a certain amount and/or the bill is over an amount, it can be waived.

The page for Lake Cumberland Regional Hospital is here -
 
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FarmVille said:
You can’t simply refuse to pay medical bills, nor taxes. Medical bills are the number one cause for bankruptcy in this country. If you submit takeout bills as a tax write off the IRS will audit you in a second.

It is bizarre to get mad about hypothetical things ALR has done that aren’t even possible.

Also Becky has never been consistently employed doing anything but wiping Amber’s butt so I don’t know where the defense for her comes from.

I don’t think I am a stan but I will always say the way people absolutely lose their fucking minds over ALR has to be a talent. There are way, way worse cows that can barely get more than eyeroll.

Here there’s 78 comments reminiscing about the time 2 years ago that she threw out (but obviously ate) a cake. That’s wild.

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The reddit sub is unhinged. We might point and laugh at our Gorl (as is only right and proper) but they genuinely, LIDURUHLLY *hate* her.

Then again it is reddit we're talking about, and most of them are probably seething that they're also big fat retarded shut-ins but no one is paying them for the privilege.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
most of them are probably seething that they're also big fat retarded shut-ins but no one is paying them for the privilege.
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Bingo. I think that explains most of the reddit tier hate.

Having worked in tech for so many years I’ve had male colleagues who did much less than ALR, got paid a lot more than ALR, and were nearly as fat so I can’t get riled up about it.

I guess troon out and (barely) learn to code is my advice to hamber.

ETA Ive thought about it as, what if Polissa was exactly the same, but instead of La Casa Polissa lived in an apartment nicer than most posters could afford. Maybe similar amounts of unhinged hate.
 
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Amber’s subreddits are dollar store snark; how many ways can a person post that Amber is fat? They remind me of the retarded questions people were asking Destiny during her recent livestreams. Question after question about what Amber smelled like. Even Destiny was rolling her eyes after a while, and she was basically there for the superchats.

But that’s probably the second place people start to dip a toe into Gorlworld. (The first being TikTok, of course.) So of course they are clueless and post the same shit all the time. FAT.

And YET, occasionally people snark about reaction channels, and I live for that shit. ALR reactors are almost as stupid and predictable as ALR. Someone comes along and seems kind of smart and funny. Next they’re showing their face. Then they’re doing lives. Then they have memberships and a Discord and merch and catchphrases and stans to moderate the chat … and everybody hates them. Love that for them. 💋
 
FarmVille said:
You can’t simply refuse to pay medical bills, nor taxes. Medical bills are the number one cause for bankruptcy in this country. If you submit takeout bills as a tax write off the IRS will audit you....

I don’t think I am a stan but I will always say the way people absolutely lose their fucking minds over ALR has to be a talent. There are way, way worse cows that can barely get more than eyeroll.
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Are you retarded? Unpaid medical bills are one of the leading causes of debt in the country. They cannot refuse you life saving service, and you can get away with paying just enough to get what you need and never pay the rest. Millions do it. If you bankrupt out of it...it is because you refuse to pay dumb dumb. Because it is chapter 11, you don't even have to liquidate your assets to pay the debt, your credit is just trashed.
And no one is seething at Hamber here, I think everyone at this point is marveled at your insistence of defending her.
Are you Daemon White or something?
 
Cornfed said:
Are you retarded? Unpaid medical bills are one of the leading causes of debt in the country. They cannot refuse you life saving service, and you can get away with paying just enough to get what you need and never pay the rest. Millions do it. If you bankrupt out of it...it is because you refuse to pay dumb dumb. Because it is chapter 11, you don't even have to liquidate your assets to pay the debt, your credit is just trashed.
And no one is seething at Hamber here, I think everyone at this point is marveled at your insistence of defending her.
Are you Daemon White or something?
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Your seethe was that she “leeched off the medical system of Kentucky for years“ by receiving services….and going into debt for them? Or paying but not enough? Chapter 11 is public if she filed I think someone here would have figured it out.

Replying with “are you retarded“ is a seethe response. Turd seethes about Amber all.the.time. Saying its pathetic to go to a laundromat is seethe.

Just say you can’t stand that this fat bitch makes a living being a fat bitch and move on.
 
I’m dead that no one posted her new vid from yesterday that she uploaded like 18 hrs ago lol. I don’t blame anyone cause it’s dogshit “I’m not a weight loss channel but I have talk about my weight constantly”


It’s only 7 minutes. Nothing of note besides her saying she lost 7 lbs total in January and that she won’t take ozEmpic because of the price, even though she orders someone’s mortgage payment in seafood boils and Taco Bell. Also she claims that twitter guy was trying to film her ass in the laundromat.
 
So she basically saw other people saying ''this is totally not okay guys, even Fat Cunt deserves privacy and respect!!'' and then decided she was, in fact, violated by this random dude.

No-one wants to film your cottage cheese shit stained muffin ''ass'' Hambo. No matter how much you want them too.

This is just another way she can prove how much men want her, they'd even go so far as to film her ass in public.
 
dfranki723 said:
So she basically saw other people saying ''this is totally not okay guys, even Fat Cunt deserves privacy and respect!!'' and then decided she was, in fact, violated by this random dude.

No-one wants to film your cottage cheese shit stained muffin ''ass'' Hambo. No matter how much you want them too.

This is just another way she can prove how much men want her, they'd even go so far as to film her ass in public.
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It’s not even her ass because that’s hidden by the largest hip fat ever. (Idk what it’s called)

She is just reaching.

I was more amazed at how much space she actually took up, she can be offended that shes wide af, we all know video mode on iPhones zooms in a lot so no he didn’t get THAT close to her. It’s the Reddit pearl clutching.
 
Major Pain said:
We've reached the point where the two in-thread brawlers are way more amusing than Hamber's new content.
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Hey HAMBUTT, if you're reading, show:

1. LAYYYYYYYYYYYGS
2. Bare FEEEEEEEEEET
3. Bare TOESSSSS with TOENAILSSSSSSS
4. Inside of your WOMMART flatsssssss!
5. Describe smell and/or show paint bubbling off the stankpartment wall.

Hurry. Up.
 
Mekahineyho said:
I’m dead that no one posted her new vid from yesterday that she uploaded like 18 hrs ago lol. I don’t blame anyone cause it’s dogshit “I’m not a weight loss channel but I have talk about my weight constantly”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xo277UsGNYE
It’s only 7 minutes. Nothing of note besides her saying she lost 7 lbs total in January and that she won’t take ozEmpic because of the price, even though she orders someone’s mortgage payment in seafood boils and Taco Bell. Also she claims that twitter guy was trying to film her ass in the laundromat.
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Jesus fuck are her filters broken? BISH YUUUGE
 
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