🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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maybe a pigeon said:
And YET, occasionally people snark about reaction channels, and I live for that shit. ALR reactors are almost as stupid and predictable as ALR. Someone comes along and seems kind of smart and funny. Next they’re showing their face. Then they’re doing lives. Then they have memberships and a Discord and merch and catchphrases and stans to moderate the chat … and everybody hates them. Love that for them. 💋
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literally watching this happen in real time with the “what cereal is that” channel. it’s like they need to be in the limelight, i don’t get it. as soon as a reaction channel shows their face- for the most part- it’s a pipeline to becoming a cow themselves.
 
mil0 said:
literally watching this happen in real time with the “what cereal is that” channel. it’s like they need to be in the limelight, i don’t get it. as soon as a reaction channel shows their face- for the most part- it’s a pipeline to becoming a cow themselves.
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That channel was always a cow. I followed for one second but the way they ass-kissed Becky so hard was nauseating, I had to unsubscribe. I’m not surprised to hear they’ve reached full cowdom.
 
mil0 said:
literally watching this happen in real time with the “what cereal is that” channel. it’s like they need to be in the limelight, i don’t get it. as soon as a reaction channel shows their face- for the most part- it’s a pipeline to becoming a cow themselves.
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Gorlworld is the very definition of staring into the abyss and and the abyss staring back. Every. Fucking. Time.

I will say though that filming Amber in public is kind of retard behaviour to me because it just feeds into her "HaYduR NaTiOn iS oBSeSsEd WiTh Me" delulu because some poo-toucher wanted twitter clout.
 
TardiX said:
Jesus fuck are her filters broken? BISH YUUUGE
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Oh god she's wider than JJ Watt, the former Texans defensive end!

Also, does she sleep with that choker on? How long has she had that choker? How is it still in one piece despite her barely existing neck expanding?
 
mil0 said:
literally watching this happen in real time with the “what cereal is that” channel. it’s like they need to be in the limelight, i don’t get it. as soon as a reaction channel shows their face- for the most part- it’s a pipeline to becoming a cow themselves.
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Anyone who wants their face associated with watching YouTube fatties is mentally deranged
 
I wonder when the *insert Amber quote here* redbubble merch wil drop. That always ends well.
 

It’s only 7 minutes. Nothing of note besides her saying she lost 7 lbs total in January and that she won’t take ozEmpic because of the price, even though she orders someone’s mortgage payment in seafood boils and Taco Bell. Also she claims that twitter guy was trying to film her ass in the laundromat.
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7lbs at ≈600lbs is barely a daily fluctuation. Her weigh ins featuring the ceiling are all bull shit anyway. Stupid pig forgets that we can SEE. She doesn't want to lose anything, she's happy being absolved of responsibility. She can't get anywhere by herself. Her claiming independence is such a joke because she can't truly do shit on her own, nor does she want to. She loves being a freakshow & shoveling 8,000 a day down her gaping gullet.
 
It just will never stop being funny to watch a 600lb whale pretend she loves salad, is full after a couple of bites of rice and chicken and daintily sip on a gatorade zero (blegh! 🤢).

OMG SHE ORDERED FUCKING RAMEN NOODLES AS TAKE OUT! This is why she is never going to be a home owner.
 
an honest look into what I ate today at 500lbs

 
The nails have to be press ons, right? I don’t think she’d go to a salon and subject herself to the public gaze. She wouldn’t even be able to fit in a chair there.
 
dfranki723 said:
So she basically saw other people saying ''this is totally not okay guys, even Fat Cunt deserves privacy and respect!!'' and then decided she was, in fact, violated by this random dude.
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This is more grating than it should be. She goes back and forth making shit up about stalkers and shit. Id really want her to pick a lane but switching back and forth from "omg guise i have a stalker, im powerful and a yt celebrity so not only is this expected, i can handle it hiiii stalker person *winks into camera*" to "omg im a WOMAN and as a WOMAN i feel UwU unsafe its nawt okayy. They are filming my ass omg how violating and sexual".
At least it gave her something to talk about, or we wouldnt get a video for 4 more days.
dfranki723 said:
No-one wants to film your cottage cheese shit stained muffin ''ass'' Hambo. No matter how much you want them too.

This is just another way she can prove how much men want her, they'd even go so far as to film her ass in public.
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100% playing the victim. Imagine trying to convince others that your back fat/love handles are cheek meat holy fuck.


Goatchoker said:
It’s not even her ass because that’s hidden by the largest hip fat ever. (Idk what it’s called)
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Its not something most people sexualize, whatever the fuck it is.
Goatchoker said:
She is just reaching.
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And yet, like with most things, reaching but unable to grasp.
Goatchoker said:
I was more amazed at how much space she actually took up, she can be offended that shes wide af, we all know video mode on iPhones zooms in a lot so no he didn’t get THAT close to her. It’s the Reddit pearl clutching.
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Shes alone most of the time of course shes gonna get wider. Shes clearly eating whatever and she cant buy enough time to pump out content before getting a new partner to abuse and blame everything on so shes just gonna stay hush hush about it. She will never admit she takes up a whole what like 5 feet around? Shes the fucking size of a smart car and shes still hyper focused on people "close" to her.

Yeah gorl they got nowhere else to go, no shit they are close to you.
 
Apparently a 5.1 magnitude earthquake just hit Oklahoma City.

Do we think Hamber slipped on a piece of dog food when rushing to get her DoorDash order?

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