🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FarmVille]

The LGBT community is pretty tight knit in general, let alone in a city like OKC. Lesbians especially are a small community in the grand scheme of things. They all know each other from the bars and dating apps. I’m sure they’ve come across her content or someone within the city already watched her and saw that she moved there. I’m sure her greatest hits have been sent around and she’s been laughed at for the last couple months nonstop. Aside from all the jokes, I’m sure plenty of them have also heard about all of her red flags to some extent.

I don’t know why you would assume that the lesbian scene in OKC is so bereft of real life drama and activity they would give a fuck about amberlynn reid being fat on nearby tik tok.

The analysis from reddit and Kiwifarms about the complex reasons a super morbidly obese bean bag/shelf ass/ cankles dragging on the floor 33-year-old is single are ridiculous.

She’s fat and no one wants to have sex with her. Singleness explained.

 

[Constellationzero]

Why is Hambutt still single?

Follow your nose. It always knows!

 

[peach tea]

I don’t know why you would assume that the lesbian scene in OKC is so bereft of real life drama and activity they would give a fuck about amberlynn reid being fat on nearby tik tok.

The analysis from reddit and Kiwifarms about the complex reasons a super morbidly obese bean bag/shelf ass/ cankles dragging on the floor 33-year-old is single are ridiculous.

She’s fat and no one wants to have sex with her. Singleness explained.

I have to disagree with you. I’m not saying they’re into her drama the way people on YouTube/Reddit/here are, I’m just saying that if any of them know who she is, a lot of others have definitely heard about her by now. I saw a Gallup poll the other day (so take it with a grain of salt) that claimed about 7.2% of Americans Identify as LGBT. A fraction of that is obviously the L. These aren’t big communities and they talk. They also tend to have social media brain rot. That’s the connection I’m making.

And I think you’re setting the bar way too high as far as people’s standards go, let alone Oklahoma lesbians. Some of the most busted, dusty, lumpy and stinky couplings of humans I’ve ever seen have been women. A lot of lesbians are fat. That’s why a lot of them don’t fuck with men in the first place, which I’ve always said is the case with Amber. If she could pull a man who isn’t a total freak show, she would. But she can’t. She has better luck with women for a reason. She also doesn’t have sex so she doesn’t have to even really be a lesbian. It’s just getting attention from a female roommate for her.

She can obviously get a girlfriend as a fat slob. We’ve seen her do it 5 times via her YouTube channel. My point was that TikTok and her social media presence in general will continue to make it more difficult for her. She was a true nobody during the Cassidy and Krystal days, not exactly a meme yet when she met Destiny and Becky felt bad for her. Times have changed and there’s a lot more out there about her, including stuff involving those previous exes, which makes her look worse. I think Jade is the only real outlier we’ve seen as far as girlfriends go and even she couldn’t deal with it after a certain point. When a fat fetishist can’t even put up with you then you’re fucked.

Tl;dr there’s way more to it than “amber fat would not have sex” because the bar is fucking low for lesbians, let alone Oklahoma lesbians. Amber exists below even that standard.

 

[marjoram]

I mean, realistically, she’s probably not above letting Twinkie shit all over the house. Wasn’t that mentioned in the past by someone “exposing” her? Maybe Raffe?

When Density dumped FatAl Twinkie had to use Density's old playroom as a toilet; Rafe did mention how that "townhouse" reeked. The combination of fresh dog shit and decidedly not fresh FatAl musta been deadly.

 

[FarmVille]

And I think you’re setting the bar way too high as far as people’s standards go, let alone Oklahoma lesbians. Some of the most busted, dusty, lumpy and stinky couplings of humans I’ve ever seen have been women. A lot of lesbians are fat. That’s why a lot of them don’t fuck with men in the first place, which I’ve always said is the case with Amber. If she could pull a man who isn’t a total freak show, she would. But she can’t. She has better luck with women for a reason. She also doesn’t have sex so she doesn’t have to even really be a lesbian. It’s just getting attention from a female roommate for her.

Women don’t become lesbians because they’re fat, that’s completely stupid. The threads in this forum are filled with fat, dumpy, smelly, ugly women dating men. Claiming that Amber has better luck focusing on 7% of half the population simply does not make sense by the numbers.

Especially considering fat/feeder is a fetish and men are 3x more likely to report fetishism than women. These men also are not somehow going to be more of a freak show than dusty nor being leeches than becky.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

OK is famous for its preponderence of lesbian bars.

Spoiler: Supporting dox

https://www.tastingtable.com/1318400/oklahoma-epicenter-lesbian-bars-us/#:~:text=Sanctuaries%20in%20a%20Conservative%20State&text=Quite%20simply%2C%20lesbian%20bars%20are,where%20LGBTQ%2B%20people%20seek%20solidarity.

https://www.kgou.org/show/how-curious/2023-02-28/lesbian-bars-in-oklahoma

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/why-does-oklahoma-have-so-many-lesbian-bars-191775813617

Gay people are everywhere. But they are more accepted in NY or CA, and don't need a segregated safe space to find each other there.

Amber's not gonna go to a lesbian bar for several trillion reasons, an important reason being she can't fucking drive, and fear of rejection. Also, what would she order? A buzz ball? Vodka and coke?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

TikTok isn’t just an app for dancing teenagers and their friends anymore. It’s mainstream now. I’ve seen people on there as old as in their 80s making content. I’d argue that it’s more popular with people in her age group than even Facebook and Instagram are. I have rarely met or spoken to anyone who doesn’t use it in the last 2 years.

Sure it is the main street now, but the main demographic is still teens and young adults, and I doubt very much that women in their 30s are using TikTok as a means to attract a mate, besides Amber of course. Anyone wanting to date will go to dating apps or go to single parties.

The LGBT community is pretty tight knit in general, let alone in a city like OKC. Lesbians especially are a small community in the grand scheme of things. They all know each other from the bars and dating apps.

Possibly, but as you said Amber does not do dating apps and bars. Amber is afraid to be rejected. She knows that she is a freak show and hates to be seen in public.

Her dating pool is on Instagram.

By now, she probably exhausted that dating pool. She does not have a plan B.

She’s never actually gone through the process of dating.

Exactly. Amber is not interested in dating. Dating takes effort and leads to rejection, false hope, etc. Amber is the type of person who would go through mail-order brides if it existed for lesbians. In reality, Amber is not looking for love, she is looking for companionship.

Yeah, she’s having a harder time now but she won’t be single forever. She can’t handle it emotionally or physically. She’s got her mom there as far as proximity goes but I just don’t see her being able to manipulate MamaLynn the way she can a mentally stunted lesbian who looks like a teenage boy.

Amber has a knack for annoying anyone living close to her, Kristine included. Kristine already told Amber to learn to drive.

That’s what she wants and that’s what she’s holding out for, another Becky.

Agree, Becky was smart enough to drive but not enough to avoid being manipulated. The only reason Becky left was that Jade moved in.

Jade didn’t put up with her shit and Destiny was a bit too smart and independent for it to work forever. She wants Becky 2 and she’s gonna hold out until she finds it. And let’s be real, it’s out there.

Jade was always a great mystery to me. She seems smart, educated, and outgoing. I never understood why she matched up with Amber. One thing is that she tried to change Amber. At first, she tried to help Amber with her diet and try to teach Amber to cook, to no avail. She wanted Amber to learn to drive, but no. In the end, she agreed to pay half of the wls, but Amber quit that too. Realising that Amber would never change, Jade called it quits. Amber is not interested in changing; Becky 2.0 will have to realise it.

 

[TardiX]

Jade was always a great mystery to me. She seems smart, educated, and outgoing. I never understood why she matched up with Amber.

I think Jade Francis has a fetish "type" but also a limit

 

[Doxmatix]

Amber's not gonna go to a lesbian bar for several trillion reasons, an important reason being she can't fucking drive,

You're right but just to dispel this one... she liderally lives across the street from a gay bar that has regular drag shows and bougie 'date nights'. Driving is no obstacle to her love journey.

Link to Glamour Nightlife with their weekly events including Funk n Brunch (with a Bloody Mary Bar), Hangover Brunches and even Taylor Swift Laser Dance Parties.

ETA: Link to Veruca's post around the time ALR moved to OK, and the previous discussion on how heavy in lesbians OKC may or may not be. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amberlynn-reid.23570/post-16734172

 

[Slippery_Slope]

You're right but just to dispel this one... she liderally lives across the street from a gay bar that has regular drag shows and bougie 'date nights'. Driving is no obstacle to her love journey.
View attachment 5642470
Link to Glamour Nightlife with their weekly events including Funk n Brunch (with a Bloody Mary Bar), Hangover Brunches and even Taylor Swift Laser Dance Parties.

ETA: Link to Veruca's post around the time ALR moved to OK, and the previous discussion on how heavy in lesbians OKC may or may not be. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amberlynn-reid.23570/post-16734172

Driving is not the obstacle, but walking and standing is. Lbr, across the street is literally too far for her. Love of her life could be in that bar and FatAl wouldn't lift her fat ass off the couch to walk there.

 

[dfranki723]

I don't know why but I can't even picture a future Hambo Arse Wiper. Would they look like the classic Dusty model? Becky II, with a matching love of childlike clothing? A simple thing with an unfortunate face like Krystal? I genuinely can't imagine seeing the beast with another caretaker at this point.

Maybe it's because it's taking so long for someone to fall into her web but I don't have much hope in her future love endeavors.

 

[Constellationzero]

I don't know why but I can't even picture a future Hambo Arse Wiper. Would they look like the classic Dusty model? Becky II, with a matching love of childlike clothing? A simple thing with an unfortunate face like Krystal? I genuinely can't imagine seeing the beast with another caretaker at this point.

Maybe it's because it's taking so long for someone to fall into her web but I don't have much hope in her future love endeavors.

Anne Ramsey.

Hopefully with Anne's snark and low tolerance for bullshit.

 

[Spiteful Armchair Pysch]

Rebecca’s identity crisis is killing me solely because of how everyone is suddenly calling her “Beck”. First it was they/them, now she’s uncomfortable being called Becky, and now Reddit and Facebook groups are all PC correcting one another over not dropping the stupid fucking “y”. She’s going to become a “he” any day now.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

All she had to do was stitch together 8 minutes of random garbage filmed over the previous two days and upload it, and she couldn't even keep that up beyond 2 weeks. Sure, she'll come back with an "I'm going through something devestating that I can't talk about" bullshit excuse, but that won't cut it! Our time is important, Ambo! WE DEMAND ENTERTAINMENT!! Hmmmpth, I'm not waiting for her to upload. If she does, I'll reeeeecap tomorrow. In the meantime...

[FAKE] Plot Summary with [FAKE] Commentary, so short that it doesn't require a spoiler! When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was gaslighting her audience (and Becky) about the narcissistic abuse she inflicted on the neckless Eeyore, then gave her free will by saying that 'Beck' can tell "what she THINKS is her truth" regarding their failed relationshit. What's going on now? Who knows! Fortunately, Harry and Tom wrote a holodeck program that uses the ship's computer to generate new Amber vlogs for our entertainment! Hey, it can't be any worse than that time they hacked into Tuvok's meditation program and made the Vulcan prayer monks fart and belch out the song "Dance Monkey", so TAKE US IN!!

small steps, organize with me, and have I ever gotten crabs? | parody vlog

This vlog covers no actual time in the Amberverse. Ceiling-shot weigh-in of 510.2lbs (pannus on the towel rack). Amber was doing really well being on track the previous day, but didn't realize that eating "6 ramens", a 1/2lb Dove Symphony chocolate bar, and a family sized bag of Ruffles chips would make her gain 'water weight'. MUH LYMPHADEMA!! Amber's not discouraged, as weight loss is a marathon and not a sprint, and all of these small steps are teaching her how her body reacts to different foods. Amber decides that it's time to re-organize her earring hoard again. After several minutes of blathering and jumpcuts, she shows her earring drawer looking about 10% less cluttered, and 'organized' in a way that's difficult to maintain and inevitable to get messy again. Amber ordered seafood boil and got a massive order of snow crab and claims that she's never gotten crab before. Amber tells us that she choked on a potato again, and Wasabi saved her by jumping on Amber's back to dislodge it. This made Ambo sad because the perfectly good potato rolled under a cabinet, never to be eaten because it reminded her of her time with Jade. MUH BPD! Heartbroken!

 

[maybe a pigeon]

You have to love the hypocrisy of Amber criticizing Beck(y) for talking about her ex for money ... in a monetized video.

Krystal is the only ex who escaped being mercilessly slammed and/or brought up over and over in lengthy tearful post-mortem videos, and that's only because the Krystal arc segued so neatly into The Greatest Love Story Ever Told, the Tragic Tale of Amber's Lost Love, her Sun and Stars, the lovely and vivacious Destiny Cook. Why complain about your ex when you can smooch your new love and tell the internet about all the sexy sex you're having?

Nothing compares to her.

About the search for new love, since all of Amber’s relationships started with online chat sessions, Instagram is probably still her favorite dating service. If I cared, I’d keep an eye on her Instagram uploads.

 

[dfranki723]

Rebecca’s identity crisis is killing me solely because of how everyone is suddenly calling her “Beck”. First it was they/them, now she’s uncomfortable being called Becky, and now Reddit and Facebook groups are all PC correcting one another over not dropping the stupid fucking “y”. She’s going to become a “he” any day now.

I feel the same. I personally feel that Hambo's lack of ''MuhHH ReSPEKKk'' for the pronoun bullshit of her exes is her only redeeming features. The Haydurz are fucking relentless with the transphobia/pronoun/deadnaming bollocks. As soon as I see or hear someone use ''Beck'' I'm tuning out.

She's pulling an ALR, slowly morphing into the troons she surrounds herself with. I don't think anybody in the Amberverse has an original bone in their soggy bodies.

 

[Francium]

Rebecca’s identity crisis is killing me solely because of how everyone is suddenly calling her “Beck”. First it was they/them, now she’s uncomfortable being called Becky, and now Reddit and Facebook groups are all PC correcting one another over not dropping the stupid fucking “y”. She’s going to become a “he” any day now.

might be remembering wrong but didn't becky herself say in a recent interview that she doesn't even care that much about being called becky? it definitely just reads to me as the reddit/FB fatties coming up with some reason to justify making fun of amberlynn without looking like they're laughing at a 600 pound woman with the brain of a child because that's not okay for whatever reason

 

[Xenomorph]

This is the newest whatever the fuck friend new gf or whatever

 

[Boolean Bitch]

View attachment 5646178

This is the newest whatever the fuck friend new gf or whatever

Yeah, they've been posting about it on reddit. A redditor also posted these 2 images:

Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/Amberverse_/comments/18a69v1/alexis_oas_post/
(not that it matters, since their subreddits get nuked more frequently than Amber changes her leggeeens)

This is probably the bestest friend in the whole world who she just (virtually) met and sent her all of those housewarming gifts. Well, what I mean by that is that Amber likely started talking to this gorl online after the Jade breakup, and has been attributing all of the stuff Amber bought for herself as coming from this "Alexis" to make people think that Amber has a real friend.

This could also be another 'Damon White' incident where she's skinwalking as a fan who just doesn't understand why Amber gets all of this hate. Amber does seem pretty desperate for content. And what better way to distract from the FBI Frank nonsense and a possible Becky tell all than social media shenanigans? Especially since no one's believing the non-existent weight loss this time. Though the absence of "lmao" after every sentence (or other weird writing traits Amber has) makes me doubt that she's piloting this account.

Or, you know, it could still be one of my other two theories: a troll trying to get information to expose her, or a human trafficking ring targetting Ambo with the intention of making 350 lbs of soap. Didn't Tyler Durdan tell us that this type of fat makes the creamiest soap?

 

[Hippy Dippy]

Is it time to put AL’s face on the side of a milk carton?