🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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What an odd post, "Amber has been there and is so important... blah blah blah." But you have known her for like 2 months. This feels very Damion White. Yet the most important people are randos and not Amber when she is "the most important person"
 
IS SHE THE FAT FUCK WHO WAS DOING CURVY CALORIES WITH HER LMAO

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Francium said:
might be remembering wrong but didn't becky herself say in a recent interview that she doesn't even care that much about being called becky?
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In her recent livestream she confirmed she "prefers" to be called Beck, and "prefers" to use they/them pronouns, but any pronouns are OK as long as they're not being used maliciously, whatever that means. So the screeching about RESPECT is pointless cause she didn't say she exclusively uses Beck and they/them
 
Lesbian Grandma said:
In her recent livestream she confirmed she "prefers" to be called Beck, and "prefers" to use they/them pronouns, but any pronouns are OK as long as they're not being used maliciously, whatever that means. So the screeching about RESPECT is pointless cause she didn't say she exclusively uses Beck and they/them
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Just call it a blob because becky is an amorphous glob of slime.
 
So Amber has a pen pal. Who gets a pen pal after high school?

Boolean Bitch said:
This is probably the bestest friend in the whole world who she just (virtually) met and sent her all of those housewarming gifts. Well, what I mean by that is that Amber likely started talking to this gorl online after the Jade breakup, and has been attributing all of the stuff Amber bought for herself as coming from this "Alexis" to make people think that Amber has a real friend.
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That sounds right. Amber did not have any friends, so this is fairly new, and I bet she is not from OKC. Amber has never been a deep conversationalist. During her very short Patreon arc, Amber wanted to talk about dogs, Miley Cyrus, and conspiracies.

Boolean Bitch said:
Or, you know, it could still be one of my other two theories: a troll trying to get information to expose her.
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Amber is not unique, and this girl might not be that deep either.
 
"who in the ever living fuck is laddy"

I'm probably just optimistic at this point but I hope she'll end up being the next carer/side arc character. The hand era was so fucking boring and whoever this bitch is already shows more personality than Beggy lol
 
Doxmatix said:
You're right but just to dispel this one... she liderally lives across the street from a gay bar that has regular drag shows and bougie 'date nights'.
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The tag line for this local bar is "Where Chic Meets Ultra," not "Where Chic Meets Ultra-Deathfats."

...below are the "gorls" that the Glamour Bar chooses to feature in its online presence:

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The Vanity Ultra-Lounge at the Glamour may be geographically-close to Hambutt's apartment, but in reality, it's light-years out from anything she could ever conceivably aspire to.

If the above-pictured clientele (in the advert) is anything close to this venue's actual "dating pool," and are Hamber's "competition" at this place, it's no wonder FatAl is way too intimidated to mosey her shelfass down the block.

For her to even dare to peep a dangleen ankle (wearing the wrong shooz) past the threshold of this up-scale, aspirational, gentrified locale -- one styled exclusively to attract appealing, upwardly-mobile parvenus -- would be thoroughly and utterly humiliating and humbling for the Hambeast.

Were she to appear at their entryway like a ungodly huge, reeking, Bibendum apparition. Every pretty head would turn, and over the Glamour patrons and staff a hush would fall.

From the front of the venue, Hamber's enormous shadow unfurls, announcing her trespass into this once-alluring space. The dark gloaming spreads dread over the bar, the dance floor...even as the pall flows up (along with her fumes) to darken the once lively VIP lounge...Ambie's dank foreboding unfolds like the creature from The Blob...



Seeing the scorn warping the pretty countenances of the venue's guests, an overpowering embarrassment compels the Hambeast to turn tail shelfass and hurple-shuffle back to the tedious safety of her wretched lair and the ego-stroking solace of atomic-power filtered TikToks.

TL;DR: Our busted-shelfass YooToob star ain't got time ain't up to clearing the glamorous bar for entry to the Glamour Bar.
 
Lol she will never learn. Another woman in her 20s from another state? What a waste of everyone’s time, since she will most definitely bounce after a year or so of watching amber eat chick fil a and sonic in one sitting. The cringiest part is Ambers been showing off her buzz ball consumption because this girl shows herself at bars on FB. I do think this woman is a attention seeker because if you were that bothered by people finding you talking to Amber, you would just private your page.

Amber should just toss in the towel, and find a socially awkward dude that just wants to game and not have to pay rent but will drive her
 
dfranki723 said:
I feel the same. I personally feel that Hambo's lack of ''MuhHH ReSPEKKk'' for the pronoun bullshit of her exes is her only redeeming features. The Haydurz are fucking relentless with the transphobia/pronoun/deadnaming bollocks. As soon as I see or hear someone use ''Beck'' I'm tuning out.

She's pulling an ALR, slowly morphing into the troons she surrounds herself with. I don't think anybody in the Amberverse has an original bone in their soggy bodies.
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Yep, this is about the only thing I'll never drag Amber for

I'm a petty cunt when I want to be and one of the small joys of my life is reflexively downvoting any Redditard who uses 'they' 'Beck' or calls Casey a man lol
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Yeah, they've been posting about it on reddit. A redditor also posted these 2 images:

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Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/Amberverse_/comments/18a69v1/alexis_oas_post/
(not that it matters, since their subreddits get nuked more frequently than Amber changes her leggeeens)

This is probably the bestest friend in the whole world who she just (virtually) met and sent her all of those housewarming gifts. Well, what I mean by that is that Amber likely started talking to this gorl online after the Jade breakup, and has been attributing all of the stuff Amber bought for herself as coming from this "Alexis" to make people think that Amber has a real friend.

This could also be another 'Damon White' incident where she's skinwalking as a fan who just doesn't understand why Amber gets all of this hate. Amber does seem pretty desperate for content. And what better way to distract from the FBI Frank nonsense and a possible Becky tell all than social media shenanigans? Especially since no one's believing the non-existent weight loss this time. Though the absence of "lmao" after every sentence (or other weird writing traits Amber has) makes me doubt that she's piloting this account.

Or, you know, it could still be one of my other two theories: a troll trying to get information to expose her, or a human trafficking ring targetting Ambo with the intention of making 350 lbs of soap. Didn't Tyler Durdan tell us that this type of fat makes the creamiest soap?
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According to Reddit she's single, they are getting in a relationship in no time.
 

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GorlWorld_Garden said:
According to Reddit she's single, they are getting in a relationship in no time.
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So, the new girlfriend candidate lives and works in Milwaukee. Since she seems to have a life outside her flat, unlike Amber, I would imagine that it makes sense for Amber to move from OKC to Milwaukee. Both singles, in search of a mate, this is Kismet. I am done with OKC arc, Milwaukee arc here we go.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
So, the new girlfriend candidate lives and works in Milwaukee. Since she seems to have a life outside her flat, unlike Amber, I would imagine that it makes sense for Amber to move from OKC to Milwaukee. Both singles, in search of a mate, this is Kismet. I am done with OKC arc, Milwaukee arc here we go.
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Making Hambutt's Dreams Come True

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
Schlamiel! Schlimazel! Destiny Incorporated
Hambutt's gonna do it!

Give hurr any fas fud - she'll take it
Sit an any toilet - she'll break it
Amber's gonna make hur (lezbean) dreams come true...
Doin' it hurr way

Insta's not gonna turn its back now
Hurplin' ahead, this lolcow
Amber's gonna make hur dreams come true...
Doin' it hurr way

There is nothing Hambutt won't try

Never heard the words "Lose weight now!"
This time there's no stopping hurr
Hambutt's gonna do it

On your mark, get set and go now
Fatfishing another lez and she just knows now
Amber's gonna make hur dream come true

Hambut'll do it hur way - yes hurrrrr way
Make all hur dreams come true
And she'll do it hur way - yes hurrrrrrr way
Make all hur dreams come true
For meth mom and yoooooooooooouuuuuu!

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