🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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FarmVille said:
Everyone who lives anywhere where the temperature dips well below freezing has to do this.
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Really? Slight PL, but I live in a place that gets quite cold, and this is not a thing for us at all - unless you're dealing with a multi-day blizzard that's taken down powerlines and you're without heat for days because crews can't physically go out and repair the damage. Plumbing is run below the frostline and on the warm side of insulated exterior walls (when it has to be on external walls) to prevent bursting, and external lines like fountains and garden faucets are purged before winter - but maybe our set ups are done differently than many parts of 'Murica because of the sub-zero months we get.

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!!! VLOG ALERT !!!
YouTube: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=0ezgA9YXJQk
Invidious: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=0ezgA9YXJQk


Plot Summary with Commentary, so short that it doesn't need a spoiler! When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was crying over having a big binge courtesy of The Binge Monster(TM) her food addiction, and talked about a 4.4 magnitude quake which turned her into WobbLynn. What's happening this time? Looks like she's clickbaiting Eeyore due to lack of content. Take us in!

thoughts on beck(my ex), week 2 weigh in, & sending noodz | vlog

This vlog covers January 13th, 14th and 15th in the Amberverse. OFFICIAL ceiling-shot weigh-in of 507.4lbs (pannus on the towel rack - and speech to text mishears it as her true weight of 574lbs). Amber complains about the cold, despite choosing to move to a state that gets cold in the winter. Amber and Kristine go to 'Big Box' to dig through Amazon's undeliverable crap (there's a reason no one claimed this shit, Amber). Kristine bought a 2022 calendar, showing us where in the family Amber gets her 140IQ big brain from (she even says 'adorbz' like Ambo). Food talk. Laygoez talk. More food talk. Rapid fire questions with answers that NO ONE CARES about. Amber's fine with noodz, as long as you're 'vibin' and the noodz aren't unsolicited. Amber finds it weird that Beck is talking about her again, because it was BECKY who first demanded that Amber not talk about their relationship. Amber says to "share what you think is your truth", but Amber claims to be above this "let's talk shit about my ex for money" (just ignore the fake rape allegation, the K-cup holder beatdown, and the vibrator marriage proposal stories). Amber bought more LEGO sets and fugly slippers. Amber uses the weather as an excuse to not walk - she can't imagine walking in 20 degree weather because she's a retard who wears no socks and ballet flats in the snow.

Obviously, Amber has really low standards for sending 'noodz', as haydurz have been circulating them around for a while now (NSFW as Amber's a dirty gorl):

Amber:
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These aren't Amber, but they were too stinkin' cute to not share:
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[Edited to fix formatting and put junk in a spoiler]
 
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FarmVille said:
Everyone who lives anywhere where the temperature dips well below freezing has to do this.
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Boolean Bitch said:
Really? Slight PL, but I live in a place that gets quite cold, and this is not a thing for us at all - unless you're dealing with a multi-day blizzard that's taken down powerlines and you're without heat for days because crews can't physically go out and repair the damage. Plumbing is run below the frostline and on the warm side of insulated exterior walls (when it has to be on external walls) to prevent bursting, and external lines like fountains and garden faucets are purged before winter - but maybe our set ups are done differently than many parts of 'Murica because of the sub-zero months we get.
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No. I'm American, and we currently have wind-chill temperatures around -40 F/-40 C and colder. We don't leave our taps dripping and they do not freeze because of construction techniques used in this climate. Basically, the pipes are routed through the center of the house so they're well-insulated. Our insulation materials are likely different, as well.
 
Thomas Eugene Paris said:
No. I'm American, and we currently have wind-chill temperatures around -40 F/-40 C and colder. We don't leave our taps dripping and they do not freeze because of construction techniques used in this climate. Basically, the pipes are routed through the center of the house so they're well-insulated. Our insulation materials are likely different, as well.
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Am also North American and from a colder clime, the house I grew up in was built in 1888--we occasionally had to let our faucets drip.

Moral of the story-not all places are exactly the same and sometimes they are even different.
 
I guess she can't possibly hire a dog walker either. Or maybe that's really how Twinks gets to go out. I hope she never has another dog. She can't walk them herself. WTF would you move to a cold/snowy area when you know you can only wear slippers.
 
She is trying *so hard* to get Fleas attention. The IG posts, tiktoks, what she says in her videos. It seems Flea was the only one she was truly "in love" with or the only one who had any sense and a life outside of ALR. This woman has damaged our gorl.
 
Chameleon said:
She is trying *so hard* to get Fleas attention. The IG posts, tiktoks, what she says in her videos. It seems Flea was the only one she was truly "in love" with or the only one who had any sense and a life outside of ALR. This woman has damaged our gorl.
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I don't think so.

She is trying to pull in a new caretaker but I'm not sure it's really effective in a place like Oklahoma.

Don't think there's a bunch of lesbians out there.
 
Chameleon said:
She is trying *so hard* to get Fleas attention. The IG posts, tiktoks, what she says in her videos. It seems Flea was the only one she was truly "in love" with or the only one who had any sense and a life outside of ALR. This woman has damaged our gorl.
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Clearly you weren’t a hatur during the dusty breakup
 
RedMage said:
I don't think so.

She is trying to pull in a new caretaker but I'm not sure it's really effective in a place like Oklahoma.

Don't think there's a bunch of lesbians out there.
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That's the funniest part, there's a ton of lesbians in OK City, she is just so fucking awful she can't even pull one.
 
Don’t forget that she has gone viral quite a bit on TikTok. I have curated a very specific algorithm on that app and even I still get meme edits of her content despite having not interacted with any.

TikTok isn’t just an app for dancing teenagers and their friends anymore. It’s mainstream now. I’ve seen people on there as old as in their 80s making content. I’d argue that it’s more popular with people in her age group than even Facebook and Instagram are. I have rarely met or spoken to anyone who doesn’t use it in the last 2 years.

The LGBT community is pretty tight knit in general, let alone in a city like OKC. Lesbians especially are a small community in the grand scheme of things. They all know each other from the bars and dating apps. I’m sure they’ve come across her content or someone within the city already watched her and saw that she moved there. I’m sure her greatest hits have been sent around and she’s been laughed at for the last couple months nonstop. Aside from all the jokes, I’m sure plenty of them have also heard about all of her red flags to some extent.

She doesn’t use dating apps anyway or someone would have already found her and posted on here. Her dating pool is on Instagram. I’d be 100% willing to bet that when and if she does meet someone, they’ll be from out of town. I’m not sure if she would move away from her mom at this point, but we know she would move someone from out of state in with her per her ex. Whoever it is, they won’t be from her city unless they’re trolling.

I wonder if she would even take the chance of meeting someone locally, even if it is initially online. She’s never actually gone through the process of dating and she isn’t exactly a fan of trying new things. The process of meeting someone from a distance and manipulating them over the internet has always worked for her. It protects her from people finding out how she really is before they commit, and she knows it. She can be whomever she wants to be in the DMs. She can tell the person she’s talking to that everyone on the internet is just taking small parts of her life out of context or editing things to look bad. People obviously believe her.

Yeah, she’s having a harder time now but she won’t be single forever. She can’t handle it emotionally or physically. She’s got her mom there as far as proximity goes but I just don’t see her being able to manipulate MamaLynn the way she can a mentally stunted lesbian who looks like a teenage boy. That’s what she wants and that’s what she’s holding out for, another Becky. Jade didn’t put up with her shit and Destiny was a bit too smart and independent for it to work forever. She wants Becky 2 and she’s gonna hold out until she finds it. And let’s be real, it’s out there.
 
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RedMage said:
I don't think so.

She is trying to pull in a new caretaker but I'm not sure it's really effective in a place like Oklahoma.

Don't think there's a bunch of lesbians out there.
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There’s probably just as many there percentage wise as anywhere else. The big difference now is that she’s not prepared to move one into her one bed apartment. That means she restricted to the local population rather than casting a nationwide net. That reduces her pool significantly.

peach tea said:
I have rarely met or spoken to anyone who doesn’t use it in the last 2 years.
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I don’t know anyone that uses TikTok (or admits it), and I’ve never even downloaded the app. Not unusual for me though because I’ve also not got twitter (I downloaded it once because it was the only way to watch my son’s university graduation live, then deleted the app), and never downloaded instagram or what’s ap.
 
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I call shenanigans said:
There’s probably just as many there percentage wise as anywhere else. The big difference now is that she’s not prepared to move one into her one bed apartment. That means she restricted to the local population rather than casting a nationwide net. That reduces her pool significantly.


I don’t know anyone that uses TikTok (or admits it), and I’ve never even downloaded the app. Not unusual for me though because I’ve also not got twitter (I downloaded it once because it was the only way to watch my son’s university graduation live, then deleted the app), and never downloaded instagram or what’s ap.
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I’m gonna operate under the assumption that you’re a bit older than me due to the graduation comment (and no offense by any means, just an observation). I’d definitely say I see less people over the age of 40 on there but they’re still there. The peak age range on TikTok is still with teenagers and people under 25 but the second biggest user base is people 25-35 which is exactly within Amber’s dating pool.

I acknowledge that there are people who aren’t into social media for sure, but most people use it even if they don’t actively post or make content. I have never seen my partner so much as leave a comment on anything and even he has TikTok and Instagram lol
 
Amber hit 33 years hard. Gorl out here looking old.

Jade Francis was just the most recent caretaker and she hasn't gone online to call Amber out, plus she travelled to be with her before, so of course Amber is trying to lure her back. Run Jade! Be free!

As for Amber and Becky getting "the law" involved in their nonsense, I rolled my eyes so hard I made myself dizzy. No cop is ever going to care if these fat losers want to gossip about each other. Not a single one.

I hope Twinkie pees in Amber's slippers out of boredom.
 
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