🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Xenomorph said:
Well dont the you tubers get their welfare checks round this time of the month?
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youtube payday is 21/23 of the month. She would be right in the stretch of building up this months pay day which would drop just before Thanksgiving...the food holiday. She always ramps up around now as the ads pay better between now and Christmas. Its why she gives up vlogmas by like the 19/20th of the December as she already can see how much she's made and checks out. January is notoriously low paying for the ads so she often does very little in January as a consequence. I wouldnt count her as "Shrewd" but her greedy brain knows how to ride the waves for maximum profit for minimal effort.
 
Go time I say this whilst on topic since Youtube on the 1st November implemented their new mid-roll policy. Basically, the uploader does not control where they put it but YouTube. What is happening though is they are loading videos every 3 minutes with multiple unskippable ads.

I do wonder if this is going to divert a lot of people away or use alternate places like our archive. Her channel is already plateauing pretty hard and the sub-cull in December will provide a really interesting metric of her true audience number.

Remember too her finances would have changed significantly because there is a 2.5% sales tax difference along with higher rents and cost of living. So she is going to do some desperate clickbait in the coming months but I don't think it will bear any fruit.
 
A very helpful Kiwi a long time ago pointed me in the direction of ‘Tube Browser’ - an app that costs very little and works like Premium. Not that I would watch Amber on it (or any of the other similiar ad free programs) but I thought I’d pass the recommendation along. I hate the bloody ads with a passion.

Hopefully we’ll get some Jade reveals soon. Gorl is riding the high personally and online just now but it won’t last and goodness knows she’ll never show them damn layggs. Get yer coin Amby!!
 
Nightmare fuel
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Edit: just noticed I may have cut off her IG at the top, but she posted this to her IG story. If you can’t see the first pic says “cum on it then”
 
I can't grab it but Amber is drunk on IG whining about being ghosted and eating.

I'm loving that the people she's talking to are doing a basic Google search on her and running for their lives.
 
pippeyyy said:
I can't grab it but Amber is drunk on IG whining about being ghosted and eating.

I'm loving that the people she's talking to are doing a basic Google search on her and running for their lives.
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🤢 The desperation for another Wipey is insane.
I'm glad this is her whole focus now instead of making money for rent and bills.


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I need this era of horny-Lynn to go away ASAP. Ma’am you are over 30.

Bingo, drinking alone, Oklahoma, casinos, this would normally be exciting but it’s just sad now.

I do forever hope after her gross ig post that if she gets with a “man” she’s cursed with semen in the eyes always if she wants to play cute about face shots. Lol
 
Amber got ghosted? Awww... did mommy cancel on her?

Wait, this is someone other than mommy? And possibly a dude?! Hahaha, hobosexual confirmed.

TardiX said:
LMFAO let's try to make pee pads sexy next you behemoth
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Dobbers and Depends - they're all the rage in that bingo hall life!
 
In the 10+ years I worked bingo halls, I came to know them as the place where Dreams Go To Die.

Deathfat moms would start bringing their daughters, young women in their early 20s or so who still had ambitions… even if it was just to marry someone half a rung up on the social ladder.

Several years down the line and the girls were well on their way to becoming dull slatterns. Some had had several kids, gained a ton of weight and the focus of their lives had turned to bingo.

They looked at virgin bingo cards the way Amber and Chantal look at takeout bags.

If Amber gets hooked on bingo on top of food… shudder.
 
Not sure if someone has brought this up before, but I was watching Karina kaboom's video today, and her referring to Amberlynn's Stevie Wonder conspiracy as "harassing a blind man" is the most heinous reach.

At first I thought she was joking, but she's brought it up enough times that I don't think she is anymore. She actually equates a conspiracy theory about a blind celebrity as "harassing a blind man and saying he's not blind".

With so much actual shit to talk about, why do they latch on to the weirdest things?
 
Botched Tit Job said:
Not sure if someone has brought this up before, but I was watching Karina kaboom's video today, and her referring to Amberlynn's Stevie Wonder conspiracy as "harassing a blind man" is the most heinous reach.
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It's hilarious how much people pearl clutch about the Stevie Wonder thing because celebrities who have met Stevie Wonder have "Stevie Wonder isn't blind" stories that are made public, like this one:
 
Botched Tit Job said:
Not sure if someone has brought this up before, but I was watching Karina kaboom's video today, and her referring to Amberlynn's Stevie Wonder conspiracy as "harassing a blind man" is the most heinous reach.

At first I thought she was joking, but she's brought it up enough times that I don't think she is anymore. She actually equates a conspiracy theory about a blind celebrity as "harassing a blind man and saying he's not blind".

With so much actual shit to talk about, why do they latch on to the weirdest things?
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No damn content. Karina is good for background noise, but like all good tabloids, 90% of her video is talking about absolutely nothing. Becky writes one comment and this woman has 30 minutes of content.
And like the ZM types, she doesn't wanna talk about any topics that might interfere with advertising. "A-b-u-s-e" or ZM calling cocaine "Coca Cola" and the like. It sounds infantile af.
If advertising wasn't such a big part of it, she wouldn't have to latch onto tiny shit like Becky's mask and could just talk about Amber saying being hitted on was the same as rape.
I don't hate Karina's videos per se, but she keeps introing with Becky's fat pooner roommate and I can't stand that phenotype.
 
Clown Baby said:
It's hilarious how much people pearl clutch about the Stevie Wonder thing because celebrities who have met Stevie Wonder have "Stevie Wonder isn't blind" stories that are made public, like this one:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IrvIq6M9HrI
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People tend to forget, Stevie Wonder was/is a child prodigy. Yes he is legit blind and has been since he was an infant, but he's also extremely talented beyond normal abilities. He was 11 when he first started making records under the name Little Stevie Wonder. He could sing like an angel, play piano, and other instruments like the harmonica.
That's not even getting into the whole issue of how people with limited sight can still "see"/sense the world around them just as good as a person with sight.
 
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