🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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marjoram said:
Save it til yer hitting on the Jack Daniels straight from the bottle LardBody.
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...or starts trying to make her own alcohol by adding chocolate chip cookies, honey, carrots, and pickled jalapenos to juice and allowing it to go rancid/moldy. Again, Amber REALLY needs to read beyond her own thread here for inspiration. She'll never get anywhere skinwalking YouTube Influencers. So if she wants the coin for being a trainwreck, she needs to go all in.

Actually 🤔... Amber modifying her sewer soup 'concoctions' into mead recipes (and then tasting them with no jump cuts or edits) may actually save her channel slow her channel's decline.

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Are you guys ready for a new influx of Ambabies? I already had someone bothering me on Twitter yesterday, fucking annoying.
 

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On dating sites, individuals in their thirties show themselves kayaking, playing football, camping, etc. to show that they are active and like to do things. Our girl, not so much. Who is she thinking she is attracting? Probably some pensioners.

It seems that she has depleted anyone in her DMs. Her next step is dating sites. Another possibility is going to a lesbian bar but I am not sure how well that would go.
 
goat sneed said:
No damn content. Karina is good for background noise, but like all good tabloids, 90% of her video is talking about absolutely nothing. Becky writes one comment and this woman has 30 minutes of content.
And like the ZM types, she doesn't wanna talk about any topics that might interfere with advertising. "A-b-u-s-e" or ZM calling cocaine "Coca Cola" and the like. It sounds infantile af.
If advertising wasn't such a big part of it, she wouldn't have to latch onto tiny shit like Becky's mask and could just talk about Amber saying being hitted on was the same as rape.
I don't hate Karina's videos per se, but she keeps introing with Becky's fat pooner roommate and I can't stand that phenotype.
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NGL, I used to enjoy Karina's videos/updates, but I CAN-NOT with her anymore.

1. The Rhoda Morgenstern voice. She needs to dial it down--especially since most of what she drones on and on and on about is nontent.
2. Wash, rinse, Kermit, repeat. Stop. Cringe al-fucking-mighty, STOP.
3. Stop directly addressing/admonishing Hambutt. Hambutt is too busy fellating buzzballz and faggoty White Claws to prove she's "LIEK--shooooo DrUnK, yEw GuiZe!"
4. She's gotten like Nick Rekeita. What SHOULD be about a 8-9 minute video is now eons--and eons spent on total horseshit.

Bottle and Apathetic Fax are my go-tos. Short, entertaining, no grating commentary, and to the point. Plus they let Hambutt roast itself.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
On dating sites, individuals in their thirties show themselves kayaking, playing football, camping, etc. to show that they are active and like to do things. Our girl, not so much. Who is she thinking she is attracting? Probably some pensioners.

It seems that she has depleted anyone in her DMs. Her next step is dating sites. Another possibility is going to a lesbian bar but I am not sure how well that would go.
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I want amber holding a fish as her dating profile photo lmfao.
She’s run out of options and maybe just maybe we can get a few drunk Lynn lives around Christmas.

ETA: @Constellationzero agreed. The Kermit shit is annoying, and I didn’t know she enjoys rekieta sooooo….yeah hard pass lol. She sucks lately
 
Turd Fergusson said:
On dating sites, individuals in their thirties show themselves kayaking, playing football, camping, etc. to show that they are active and like to do things. Our girl, not so much. Who is she thinking she is attracting? Probably some pensioners
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If people in their 30s had rich and fulfilling lives they wouldn’t need to be on dating sites. Most profiles are a group photo, a pic in front of a basic ass tourist attraction and/or a pic front of a urinal (if a dude) . Followed by personal descriptions such as ”I like music” and “I like to travel.”

I once had an Instagram account solely with pics of men from dating apps taking selfies in front of urinals but there was just *so many* I gave up.

ALR can’t get a date because there aren’t many lesbians in OK and she’s really, really fat. No one is looking at her profile and thinking “this woman doesnt like to do things” just “she is fat and I would not have sex with her.”

Finding another Dusty lesbian with a feeder fetish for women shaped like appliances is one in a million. She’s going to need to find some freak guy who will be happy fucking her folds.
 
FarmVille said:
If people in their 30s had rich and fulfilling lives they wouldn’t need to be on dating sites.
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People in their 30's can get separated for various reasons. They are too old for the bars, and too young for the line-dance meet-ups. Dating sites are perfectly fine if you do not put your hopes too high.

FarmVille said:
ALR can’t get a date because there aren’t many lesbians in OK
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There should be enough of them.

FarmVille said:
and she’s really, really fat.
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Ding, ding, ding. 100% true.

FarmVille said:
No one is looking at her profile and thinking “this woman doesnt like to do things”
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I do not think anyone looking at her profile would say: "Jeez, she probably likes to go mountain biking or windsurfing". They would say that she likes going to Chinese buffet and bingo, which they would be right.

FarmVille said:
Finding another Dusty lesbian with a feeder fetish for women shaped like appliances is one in a million. She’s going to need to find some freak guy who will be happy fucking her folds.
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With Destiny, she was far more mobile and was doing stuff, not anymore. I agree that her only hope is to find a freaky feeder guy with a car. Better still if he is 25 stones (350 pounds) or more.
 
I found Jade the least Chris griffin-esqe, so Ambers probably trying to date out of her league currently and failing miserably. She’s probably trying to replicate a partner who isn’t inept, but will move in after 1 week of talking plus sit in a 1br 1 bath with her 24/7 ordering food.
 
Mamalynn is gonna get a ton of prezzies this yr oh boi Amber is gonna regress like a motherfucker this holiday season.
 
Constellationzero said:
NGL, I used to enjoy Karina's videos/updates, but I CAN-NOT with her anymore.

1. The Rhoda Morgenstern voice. She needs to dial it down--especially since most of what she drones on and on and on about is nontent.
2. Wash, rinse, Kermit, repeat. Stop. Cringe al-fucking-mighty, STOP.
3. Stop directly addressing/admonishing Hambutt. Hambutt is too busy fellating buzzballz and faggoty White Claws to prove she's "LIEK--shooooo DrUnK, yEw GuiZe!"
4. She's gotten like Nick Rekeita. What SHOULD be about a 8-9 minute video is now eons--and eons spent on total horseshit.

Bottle and Apathetic Fax are my go-tos. Short, entertaining, no grating commentary, and to the point. Plus they let Hambutt roast itself.
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I’m glad someone else said it. Karina has gotten on my nerves since the John Kuckian/Peter Monn days back in like 2017 but she’s somehow gotten exponentially more annoying since she started covering Amber. Especially in the past 2 years.

First of all, her clickbait video titles are formatted like a retard wrote them. Learn how to write a simple sentence, Karina. The punctuation just floating in between words, sentence fragments and always trying to find new ways to get people to click on the same video for the 400th time make even scrolling past one in the search results a pain in the ass.

I don’t think I need to elaborate further on the Kermit thing.

And for fuck sake I’m so sick of people acting like they didn’t get sucked into watching Amber because she’s a disgusting freak show. Whether or not that’s why you’re still here in 2023, we all clicked on the first… let’s say… 20 videos we ever watched for the same reason. The first click was curiosity and the other 19 were pure repulsion and shock that anyone can be so stupid. No amount of moral grandstanding will ever convince me otherwise. My least favorite reaction channels are the ones that try to be smug about why they talk about her in the first place. Karina and Zack are the biggest offenders. They know how most people really feel. They know why people click on their videos. I wish they would grow some testicles and stop being holier than thou about what they’re doing. It’s more transparent than glass. Just own your shit like an adult.

Aside from everything else, my own personal peeve is how she keeps telling people that Amber makes tens of thousands of dollars a month on 40k views per video, uploading sporadically and inconsistently and doing the bare minimum to hit the 10 minute mark for monetization. There might have been a few months when she was at her biggest (physically and popularity-wise) and she was clickbaiting the train wreck around the summer of 2018 and maybe a couple months in 2019 where she made REALLY good money, but there’s no fucking way on this earth she’s making more than $4k a month right now. Karina knows this as well but I think she keeps saying it because it keeps people mad at Amber and clicking on her garbage content.

I’m not saying Amber hasn’t consistently made waaaaay too much money for the shit she pumps out, she does even now, but the numbers Karina pulls out of her ass are absolute horse shit and made up. And telling people that the reason you know how much she makes because you’re also a youtuber makes it even worse. It’s misleading and extremely disingenuous to lie to people like that AND profit off of the outrage it causes. She’s selling that nonsense to working class people, the majority of whom are probably struggling, and there’s something especially insidious and manipulative about that. I’ve said it multiple times but it really pisses people off that people like Amber and the others like her can make a living doing what they do, they’re already mad about it on their own. They don’t need someone like Karina baiting them. Rate me MATI but it really pisses me off. I said what I said.

Anyway, this isn’t the Haydur thread and unfortunately it’s dead. I’m just glad to see someone else who is observing what I have been for awhile. I was starting to think I was crazy.

It’s pretty pathetic that boring reaction channels who upload the same video every day are more engaging than Amber herself, but the bitch won’t upload. Even if she did, it would be nontent. I wouldn’t even know where she is if it wasn’t for this thread. Even the comments on her channel are boring. There’s nothing left to see. I’m just waiting for the few people who are still hanging on to walk away but I think the ones that are left watching her at this point aren’t going anywhere. If she hasn’t run them off yet, then she probably won’t for awhile.
 
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mythical mother said:
I’m not saying Amber hasn’t consistently made waaaaay too much money for the shit she pumps out, she does even now, but the numbers Karina pulls out of her ass are absolute horse shit and made up.
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Real question here:

Now that YouTube decided to nuke itself from orbit with that irritating pop up box (I don't see it myself, BTW) about allowing ads or pay, how does this affect Hambutt and Chantoddler?
If their channels were DOA before, it has to be way worse now.
 
Constellationzero said:
Real question here:

Now that YouTube decided to nuke itself from orbit with that irritating pop up box (I don't see it myself, BTW) about allowing ads or pay, how does this affect Hambutt and Chantoddler?
If their channels were DOA before, it has to be way worse now.
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Use Brave when browsing Youtube. It bypasses that stupid popup for whatever reason.
 
Botched Tit Job said:
Not sure if someone has brought this up before, but I was watching Karina kaboom's video today, and her referring to Amberlynn's Stevie Wonder conspiracy as "harassing a blind man" is the most heinous reach.

At first I thought she was joking, but she's brought it up enough times that I don't think she is anymore. She actually equates a conspiracy theory about a blind celebrity as "harassing a blind man and saying he's not blind".

With so much actual shit to talk about, why do they latch on to the weirdest things?
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One thing I noticed, and it could be me nitpicking, she is usually the last one to post a reaction and I feel like she keeps an eye on Twitter or other channels and rephrases their opinion, her content doesn't sound original anymore. I'm not accusing her of anything, but if you watch one of her videos you can tell most of what she has to say has already been said by different people. I don't think it's worth it to watch her anymore, she clickbaits and sounds like a broken record.
 
I have premium, but even with that Amber isn't worth watching. I can't imagine having to sit through ads to watch that fat fuck do nothing, or do the same thing she has already done 20 times before.
 
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