🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Yup. you nailed the church. Its a fucking franchise that has one pastor that thyy watch on live stream after the music show.


here's a short of an attendee at meth mom's location filming the "pastor" aka the live stream (also confirms the setup etc)


Oh and this past Sunday's sermon? How to get your children to love god...


And yeah, they are a "God never said being gay was wrong" type. So Hambone will fit right in.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
I think the “chess game”, mutual manipulation, has well and truly begun. And not unexpectedly, it’s bizarre. Ambers motives are pretty clear… she wants her mom to be her full time caregiver and her childish behaviour. She’s nothing without at least one person to act as her foil, to mirror back to her self image of Queen Shit; accept anything that comes out of her as pearls of wisdom, be at her beck and call 24/7.
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We have to step back a little bit and look at what Amber is; a super morbidly obese individual with a BMI of over 90 with a failing body. Her only joy is eating, not relationships. She may hate that her mother abandoned her, but she can't live by herself and will do anything to have someone take care of her. Amber hates going out where people will stare at her, but she will do so to get in her mother's good book. She hates going to bingo, museums, and church, but in reality, she has no choice. All these outings must be painful, both physically and psychologically for her. She still must show that she is living her best life, but, like Chantal, it is a front.

DefCon Dumb said:
Not sure what Methmomma is up to but yeah, she’s up to something and I’m not sure a genuine effort to repair their relationship is part of that.
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Kristine knows that she screwed up with her kids and is trying to make amends. It certainly has to do with her recovery. However, if she hopes that Amber will suddenly stop eating so much, she is in for a rude awakening.
 
I am just tickled that Hamber has been unable to secure a new caretaker/girlfriend in all this time since Wipey dumped her and is basically dating her mother. Hamber is gonna have to adjust her standards, no more young, just morbidly obese dykes like Dusty anymore. She's gonna have to start going for the droopy fat, slovenly late in life lesbos. Maybe that's what all this Bingo stuff is about.
 
I hope her mom isn’t chicken shit and actually tells her to stop eating so much like like she did during the hysterectomy visit. It would be even better if she did it in front of her BF or Ambers grandma so Amber could either start blubbering from embarrassment, or fake cry because of the support she appreciates “shoo much”
 
Mekahineyho said:
I hope her mom isn’t chicken shit and actually tells her to stop eating so much like like she did during the hysterectomy visit. It would be even better if she did it in front of her BF or Ambers grandma so Amber could either start blubbering from embarrassment, or fake cry because of the support she appreciates “shoo much”
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Didn't she have stories about her dead grandma's? She would hug hand towels and whine about how they reminded her of her grandma who died. And one was a lesbian who had bypass surgery and died while amber was with her? So, which grandma is this?
 
pippeyyy said:
Didn't she have stories about her dead grandma's? She would hug hand towels and whine about how they reminded her of her grandma who died. And one was a lesbian who had bypass surgery and died while amber was with her? So, which grandma is this?
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Her lesbian grandma was her dads mom and she died. This grandma is her moms mom and she’s the same one that kicked her out years ago. Everything is sunshine’s and rainbows now
 
I could've sworn she said in the gay waiter story she and her grandma were both gay. I suppose she could've been saying she and the waiter are both gay but I remember it being worded in a way that made it sound like her and her grandma. Enough that reddit fags thought she said her and her mom are gay.

But every story is fairytale word salad anyway.
 
FickleFuck said:
I am just tickled that Hamber has been unable to secure a new caretaker/girlfriend in all this time since Wipey dumped her and is basically dating her mother. Hamber is gonna have to adjust her standards, no more young, just morbidly obese dykes like Dusty anymore. She's gonna have to start going for the droopy fat, slovenly late in life lesbos. Maybe that's what all this Bingo stuff is about.
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I still believe Amber and Becky were made for eachother. Who else would be willing to wipe butt for WalMart T-shirts. If the haturs hadn’t blown smoke up Becky’s ass about how they would totally support her channel and she’d be able to make it as a YouTuber telling her boring ghost stories 100% they’d still be together.

Jade was one of those “I can fix them” types but now that everyone finally realizes Amber will never weigh less than 500lbs that’s not happening again.

Maybe she’ll find a troon with a feeder fetish. Or someone who looks like current year Dusty
 
Honestly when you compare Becky to how she was during her time with amber, to how she talks about how hard she's struggling now, was it even worth splitting with the cash cow?
 
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TardiX said:
I could've sworn she said in the gay waiter story she and her grandma were both gay. I suppose she could've been saying she and the waiter are both gay but I remember it being worded in a way that made it sound like her and her grandma. Enough that reddit fags thought she said her and her mom are gay.

But every story is fairytale word salad anyway.
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She DID say that, but the context of the rest of her conversation was:
Amber + waiter = gay
Kristine + Grandma = best family EVAR + loving and accepting of gays

When Amber's going off on some embellished and exaggerated storytime (aka LYING), she rambles without really listening to herself. In addition to just fabricating stuff that she later denies (because she didn't remember saying it - for example, the weight loss contest at the singing doctor's office), she also puts together really sloppy sentences whose meaning ends up being ambiguous.

Example: Order today, and your magazine will be hand-delivered by your Postman wrapped in a manilla envelope. Which image popped into your head?
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For me, it's the second one (even though I know it's batshit crazy - so batshit crazy that it took me FOREVER to find a picture of it). As I realize that I often misunderstand, I'm used to having to go over everything again (and again) to figure out what's going on. As most people don't have fucked up brains, they aren't used to the nonsense that comes out of her mouth, and get extra confused. (She also plays semantics with her words to tell lies without technically lying, too - and it can be hard to understand her if you aren't used to people speaking narc).

Oh yeah, and remember when Aunt Tammie came here and said that they would refer to grandma as BC or "the birthing canal" because they thought so low of her? Kiwi Farms remembers...
 
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Bogliacci said:
Honestly when you compare Becky to how she was during her time with amber, to how she talks about how hard she's struggling now, was it even worth splitting with thr cash cow?
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If someone put a gun to my head and said I either have to live with Amber or broke in a house with pooners, obviously assuming the bullet wasn’t an option, it’d be a tough decision
 
Mekahineyho said:
I hope her mom isn’t chicken shit and actually tells her to stop eating so much like like she did during the hysterectomy visit. It would be even better if she did it in front of her BF or Ambers grandma so Amber could either start blubbering from embarrassment, or fake cry because of the support she appreciates “shoo much”
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To be fair ; as a former fatty, I can tell you : having your mom scold you about your weight usually just means you start piggying out when she cant see you. I doubt Mamalynn saying anything will change Amber's behavior in any positive way unless Amber is ready to change herself .
 
Where IS FatAl anyway? Methmomma had enough already and ran her over with the car??
 
I surely thought she'd have some backlog nontent or mommy reveal ready to go for November because isn't this when the high Adsense revenue starts?
 
FarmVille said:
If someone put a gun to my head and said I either have to live with Amber or broke in a house with pooners, obviously assuming the bullet wasn’t an option, it’d be a tough decision
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See, I'd use the advantage of 'live with' being flooded with loopholes, force acknowledgement that simply being on the lease and paying half the bills is 'living with' and then skeddadle on a bike with pannier bags carrying a tent, water, a knife and MREs and go live in the nearest woods like a wild animal. I'd just be on a 'temporary' camping trip, with the current pay going towards half of the bills and the rest being squirreled away for darker days. Oh, and I'd conveniently forget my cellphone so she couldn't call me for wiping duty or food delivery.

Broke with pooners means not having the means to escape. I shudder to imagine that.
 
Amber already knee deep in local cuisine and crying over being lonely and shit.
When she goes dark just like every other junkie ever she is using.
 
TardiX said:
I surely thought she'd have some backlog nontent or mommy reveal ready to go for November because isn't this when the high Adsense revenue starts?
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She's guaranteed going to bring up how The Hand was abusive in some way. There were some bull shit ass questions some dumb fuck (probably herself) asked & she said she'd answer them when the time is right. I'm guessing the right time is during the highest paying months of the year.
 
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