🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Mekahineyho said:
I don’t get this. Is she crying because she’s yet to find a partner that will accept and put up with her her yo-yo dieting and maintaining 530lbs?


Her hand was shaking as they went up that escalator. I bet you she was afraid of breaking or falling down it.
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To be fair escalators are terrifying. But in her case she was probably shaking because just standing takes a lot of energy.
 
She is too large to set up the TV without knocking it over with a saddle bag... that's if the cord is long enough to accommodate her between the screen and the outlet.
 
I call shenanigans said:
I admit that I have no idea where it started so can’t give credit…but I love the new GamblerLynn moniker!
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GambLynn Reid!!

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Dharma bump said:
She is too large to set up the TV without knocking it over with a saddle bag... that's if the cord is long enough to accommodate her between the screen and the outlet.
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She's built like Earl Sinclair (but bigger) - and he would push down trees for a living:
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Though her expression is undeniably the baby:
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Turd Fergusson said:
I am pretty sure that her standards in a mate is going down with time.
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She has no standards in a girlfriend anyway. The only prerequisites her girlfriends had to have where a car and license to drive her fat ass around and an apartment she could move into. Now that she has her own apartment she just needs someone with a license. Pretty sad she can't even find someone that desperate to be with her.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
She has no standards in a girlfriend anyway. The only prerequisites her girlfriends had to have where a car and license to drive her fat ass around and an apartment she could move into. Now that she has her own apartment she just needs someone with a license. Pretty sad she can't even find someone that desperate to be with her.
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She said that she likes masculine lesbos who are possessive....really a great combo when you have oppositional defiance.
 
L_I_F_T_E_D said:
Right on cue with the clickbait about "gambling addiction".

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IDjc9Y_Cb0g

gambling addiction, struggles living alone, & looking for a girlfriend | vlog​

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...and "proof" she showers every night. She's totally clean, smells great and misses all the sex.
Rinse. Repeat. Get a real addiction, Hamber. Her blogs have gotten worse. Surprise that could be a thing.
 
This nonsense of a thumbnail is a big reason her views are down. On the surface there appears nothing wrong with it, it’s a fat girl getting out the shower, right? Obviously she had to set up the shot and pose etc so what’s the issue?

The problem is not that it’s posed and fake, we expect that. The problem is it’s WRONG. Amber is a human impersonator. She’s an alien life form trying to blend in and making subtle mistakes that trigger our uncanny valley detectors. You want to fake just getting out the shower? Stuff needs to be wet for a start, including you. And who has towels inside the cubicle that you can wrap yourself in before stepping out? And how do you get that towel to stay on without holding it, heck, how do you even find one big enough to go around you?

On the surface this posed set up shower emergence scene seems fine. But it’s not genuine. Even while we go along with her intentions deep down we acknowledge the lack of sincerity, we sense it is a lie and we wonder what else is she faking to get views. At that turns people off. Go back to deep throating weiners Amber, at least those thumbnails were honest and real.

Frens please forgive me I’ve been on the Gin.
 
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