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To be fair escalators are terrifying. But in her case she was probably shaking because just standing takes a lot of energy.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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She's probably over the weight limit (all by herself).
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Its to hold herself up and that escalator was very narrow and moving.
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I admit that I have no idea where it started so can’t give credit…but I love the new GamblerLynn moniker!
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She is too large to set up the TV without knocking it over with a saddle bag... that's if the cord is long enough to accommodate her between the screen and the outlet.
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GambLynn Reid!!
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She's built like Earl Sinclair (but bigger) - and he would push down trees for a living:
Though her expression is undeniably the baby:
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She has no standards in a girlfriend anyway. The only prerequisites her girlfriends had to have where a car and license to drive her fat ass around and an apartment she could move into. Now that she has her own apartment she just needs someone with a license. Pretty sad she can't even find someone that desperate to be with her.
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Oh I'm hoping for a Bisexualynn arc! That would just be a hilarious way to end the smug lesbian bullshit
Ayygs and Layygs
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Especially now that she's on the gambling track, it's time for her to hook a skinny black dude like Tammy Slaton.
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I'm honestly surprised her wide hips didn't get stuck. That would have been fun to watch though.
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She said that she likes masculine lesbos who are possessive....really a great combo when you have oppositional defiance.
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She never even siced her nigger on Becky.
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She had Jade go on IG and tell Becky she was a bad partner for not accepting she was BI or some shit.
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...and "proof" she showers every night. She's totally clean, smells great and misses all the sex.
Rinse. Repeat. Get a real addiction, Hamber. Her blogs have gotten worse. Surprise that could be a thing.
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Jesus wept. This might be her most boring video yet.
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This nonsense of a thumbnail is a big reason her views are down. On the surface there appears nothing wrong with it, it’s a fat girl getting out the shower, right? Obviously she had to set up the shot and pose etc so what’s the issue?
The problem is not that it’s posed and fake, we expect that. The problem is it’s WRONG. Amber is a human impersonator. She’s an alien life form trying to blend in and making subtle mistakes that trigger our uncanny valley detectors. You want to fake just getting out the shower? Stuff needs to be wet for a start, including you. And who has towels inside the cubicle that you can wrap yourself in before stepping out? And how do you get that towel to stay on without holding it, heck, how do you even find one big enough to go around you?
On the surface this posed set up shower emergence scene seems fine. But it’s not genuine. Even while we go along with her intentions deep down we acknowledge the lack of sincerity, we sense it is a lie and we wonder what else is she faking to get views. At that turns people off. Go back to deep throating weiners Amber, at least those thumbnails were honest and real.
Frens please forgive me I’ve been on the Gin.
The problem is not that it’s posed and fake, we expect that. The problem is it’s WRONG. Amber is a human impersonator. She’s an alien life form trying to blend in and making subtle mistakes that trigger our uncanny valley detectors. You want to fake just getting out the shower? Stuff needs to be wet for a start, including you. And who has towels inside the cubicle that you can wrap yourself in before stepping out? And how do you get that towel to stay on without holding it, heck, how do you even find one big enough to go around you?
On the surface this posed set up shower emergence scene seems fine. But it’s not genuine. Even while we go along with her intentions deep down we acknowledge the lack of sincerity, we sense it is a lie and we wonder what else is she faking to get views. At that turns people off. Go back to deep throating weiners Amber, at least those thumbnails were honest and real.
Frens please forgive me I’ve been on the Gin.
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Imagine being such a filthy fat fuck that you need to stage shower shots to "prove" that you clean yourself.