🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Boolean Bitch said:
going to BINGO!
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Damn, I was in chat the other day saying "come on Amber you can now go to bingo city its just a few minutes away"

She indeed went to bingo city... am I a writer for the amberverse now?

You can see these columns through the window behind Amber, with the red "crown molding" and brick...

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She was sitting right here all the way in the back..

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I like how the tables have little curved cut outs for each "seat" But amber takes up the whole thing. Here you can see her sad tiddays trying to rest on the table with her gut underneath.
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I wonder how much car ride swelling her legs experienced on this large journey? Did she even have any peppered beef jerky ya'll?
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ETA:
Did this heifer really bait her video title with "what state did I move to"? Bitch everyone been knew. I really hope some other reaction channel releases an apartment tour video to burst her smug bubble. Come on, one of you reactors do it, you dont even have to say what state its in or even show the name of the complex. Just load up the virtual tour and click through sayin "heres ambers bathroom and heres ambers kitchen" It wont be "doxxing" if you dont say the location so she wont be able to strike you.
 
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lol cow supreme said:
Damn, I was in chat the other day saying "come on Amber you can now go to bingo city its just a few minutes away"

She indeed went to bingo city... am I a writer for the amberverse now?

You can see these columns through the window behind Amber, with the red "crown molding" and brick...

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She was sitting right here all the way in the back..

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I like how the tables have little curved cut outs for each "seat" But amber takes up the whole thing. Here you can see her sad tiddays trying to rest on the table with her gut underneath.
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I wonder how much car ride swelling her legs experienced on this large journey? Did she evne have an peppered beef jerky ya'll?
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She keeps wearing this moon shirt, has she run out of clothes that fit her aside from a few tight shirt dresses or is does she think the boob window into hell is actually going to attract new help?

It's probably because she's the size of the moon tbh
 
Xenomorph said:
Her and her Mother are gonna be fighting by the new year, maybe sooner. Cant have a recovering addict round an addict still using not to mention she will definitely use her past against her if she dares says no to our princess.
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God, I hope so. We've been running a long drought on good content for so long. I'm a bit amped to see how this arc unfolds.
 
crawl said:
she has too much stuff for that small of a space, and she can’t stand to get rid of anything, so expecting to see more of her cramped hoard.

excited to see her spiral :story:
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Too bad the Hoarders show is no longer on. She would be perfect for it.
 
Bingo halls… the natural pasture of many a deathfat cow. I worked years at bingo halls for charities and 95% of the clientele were deathfats.

When I wasn’t paying out winners or selling extra cards, I was ferrying food… huge trays and platters of the nastiest, grease laden food going and it never stopped. Amber will feel right at home.

She couldn’t keep up with a mere three cards? A voracious reader such as she claims to be should easily track a dozen or more.

And yes, bingo is bloody addictive.
 
Thank you @Boolean Bitch for your summary.

A few points:

"Amber is living like a pig. Already the bedroom is trashed and her pillows have no cases on them. Amber pretends to be too retarded to know how to use the pour spout from her laundry detergent bottles, or how her washer works. "

It is clear that Amber never did the laundry or cleaned the house. I was doing my laundry as a teen and I bet most of us did too as soon as we got to university. Every girlfriend or her family took care of it and cleaned for Amber. You do not get over 300 pounds by being active in doing housework. When Amber told us that she did laundry all the time and that she loved cleaning, it is a good assumption that she did none of it.

"Amber admits that she moved to Oklahoma because she needed to be near family"

I would not be surprised if Amber asked Kristine to clean and do her laundry. Kristine saw how manipulative, lazy, and demanding Amber was with Becky. Kristine told her that it is her flat and she should take care of it by herself.

"Amber's new mirror (and apparently new platonic GF) is her mama, and the first step in the transfiguration was to embrace her trashy roots and going to BINGO! Unfortunately, Amber lacked the mental capacity to track the minimum number of cards possible in the game (3) and had to stop half way through."

I bet, being by herself, Amber was really bored and asked to come along with Kristine to go to Bingo. Nothing wrong with that. However, in the past, if she went with Becky, and as soon as she was tired of the game, she would have told Becky to pack up and go. This time, Kristine told her to wait till both she and her boyfriend were done. It is sad to see Amber, previously the centre of the universe turning in a third wheel.

pippeyyy said:
Update:
She deleted all her ex's of her page when she scrubbed it of Jade. Before that they were all still there. She also deleted a lot of older content as well. Good thing we have it all archived.
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I bet it was part of the deal with Jade about driving her to Oklahoma. She was so done with Amber.

pippeyyy said:
Here's the pic she posted today. Identical to all the other ones she's posted for 2 years.

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Too infamous, too immature, and too broke. Amber has a dilemma. Someone with a job, friends, and family would not be interested in someone staying at home most of the time, being needy and demanding. Someone who would fancy Amber is likely unemployed and acting like Amber.
 
Didn't see an archive

October 13, 2023
officially on my own, come to walmart with me, let's unpack, & kitchen tour | vlog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr4XZL1EQy0&pp=ygUVYW1iZXJseW5uIHJlaWQgY2hhbm5l




RE: the song Al has been "lip syncing" to... "Ecstasy" by Suicidal-Idol: (1) Al is now old enough that the music she grew up with (scene, emo, etc.) is being revived, (2) Al seems unaware that a 30+ year old woman shouldn't relate to music for semi-unhappy teens, (3) the song (ironically?) celebrates rape/abuse (in other songs, artist plays around with trans tropes, e.g., HRT injection fantasies) -- not to say you can't enjoy music for a younger generation, but Madonna has been a cautionary tale for a lot of people.
 
Methmom’s hands look filthy. Proof that this rotten apple didn’t fall far from the crabapple tree.
 
Amber is def gonna regress as a child depending on her Mother more and more but now the difference is Amber is in the same state and came here just for family..

does she REALLY think anyone believes she can shower in here???

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Amber hates the weather in Oklahoma
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Well sucks to be her, guess where meteorologists go to school to learn how to point out a funnel cloud?

Can't wait until we hear her CRYEEEEN that "I ALMOST DIIIIIIIED!!!", only to find out that a tornado hit Moore for the 800th time, and she might have felt the breeze from it all the way over on Capitol Hill.

A wise man once told me, "If you don't like the weather in Oklahoma, just wait 15 minutes."
 
Amber posts 2 videos of herself talking positively and interacting with another human nicely in a 10 second clip, and the comment section absolutely wet themselves.

Amber having to sit while others take their time and not get up and leave somewhere cause she’s ready to go yikes on bikes
 
Never mind squealing about her near death experiences every time she hears a tornado siren, how are her baby soft feet going to handle the crunchy cold of Oklahoma City winter snow? No way she can buy any type of suitable boot or other footwear to be able to go ou.

Cabin fever tantrums await us?
 
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