🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Perfect, now she can continue with her "I don't use a shower chair" narrative because it's a bench. Checkmate. I wonder what the weight limit on that one is though...

There could be a situation where it snaps and she gets stuck in that shower. The bench breaking from the weight, Amber's momentum pushing her forward and wedging her into place.

Probably need the jaws of life at that point.
 
Is she too broke to get a 2br? I feel like once the caregiver moves in, plus the shopping accumulation it will be crammed. Wtf is that shower…
 
She bought a pepper spray so that she could defend herself in case of danger.
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high quality, very realistic, a morbidly obese woman is very frightened while using pepper spray on a very menacing potato. The woman should be standing on the left side of the picture turned towards the potato on the right side, with her arm extended holding the pepper spray and spraying the potato.
 
It took less than a day for the Farms to find out where Amber moved to. Meanwhile, the FBI could not find Amber in Lexington. Strange.

The LW ADA flat is $1,950 a month. The building has a gym, a pool, and other amenities that Amber will never use.

Edit 1: I do not see the problem with Kristine helping Amber with shopping. Amber does not have a car and this is likely something that parents do all the time. However, I do not think that Kristine will go shopping at Target or Walmart at midnight at a second notice.
As long as that useless, goldbricking meth mom thinks she can parlay the Target and Wommart trips into side hauls for herself.

But you're absolutely right about no midnight/3AM spur-of-the-situaltion-type-deal-molment's notice.
 
It’s too bad she moved to such a small city, it’s pretty easy to narrow down the apartment she moved into. I couldn’t help myself:

Muse Apartments
700 NW 4th St
Oklahoma City, OK 73102
www.museokc.com

I believe she has this floor plan:
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A couple pics from the apartment website:

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Now let’s compare to her video she posted today:

The cabinets and backsplash:
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The flooring and dark lower cabinets:
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The light fixture:
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She does have a different stove and microwave setup than in the apartment website pictures. It was speculated she had an ADA accessible unit at her last apartment and I am guessing she has another accessible unit here. Her stove has knobs in front of the burners which would be easier for someone in a wheelchair or short stature to reach. The microwave is replaced with a hood vent (maybe her microwave is on the counter?). Either way, nice to see she is fatting it up in another accessible unit.
Not trying to encourage anything but damn, she is going to regret getting an apartment right across the street from a restaurant thats open until midnight, with people walking by her bedroom window and whatever storefront type deal living room that is.

No wonder wipey gave her pepper spray, nothing would stop a psycho from walking by her bedroom window and knocking

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Shes going to be living in easy walking distance from what seems to be like a solidly reviewed, fun, modern, cocktail lounge and restaurant that regularly hosts stand up comedy, drag (gross), and karaoke and we will never hear about any of that since she's never going to fuckin go.
 
Not trying to encourage anything but damn, she is going to regret getting an apartment right across the street from a restaurant thats open until midnight, with people walking by her bedroom window and whatever storefront type deal living room that is.

No wonder wipey gave her pepper spray, nothing would stop a psycho from walking by her bedroom window and knocking

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We dont know that she got one with the storefront. Apartment buildings have multiple layouts but will only show a few floorplans and tours taht are representative. She likely has an apartment without a storefront that follows the same plan. Theres more than 4 apartments in this building, so she didnt get the ONE they showed in the tour. Dont twist whats being documented. Also you should be more worried about the literal detention center down the street.
 
Theres more than 4 apartments in this building, so she didnt get the ONE they showed in the tour. Dont twist whats being documented.
IIRC, when she was looking for apartments and came across the one she accepted, she claimed she’d seen pictures online but had to wait a couple of days for a virtual tour of the actual apartment she would be renting. That would play into hers NOT being one with an online tour.

She also says she's using her debit card (personally) for the first time
I watched a small bit of Narc Alert’s live today, and she showed a video going back to Destiny days, where Amber used both self service checkout and paid with her debit card. She’s lying just to create drama at this point.

It’s the same deal with her hiding either Mommalynn or Aunt Tammy taking her shopping. Watching her clothing changes, that trip was after Jade had left. There’s nothing unexpected about someone who has just moved across states, who doesn’t drive but has family close by, going shopping with a family member. It just doesn’t drive the speculation that Amber currently wants, especially given she has yet to even admit that she’s in Oklahoma City.
They're Yeezys
They’re not. They are cheap arse joggers like any trailer trash momma or aunt might wear when going shopping. The “Yeezys” speculation has been debunked by many commentators.
 
We dont know that she got one with the storefront. Apartment buildings have multiple layouts but will only show a few floorplans and tours taht are representative. She likely has an apartment without a storefront that follows the same plan. Theres more than 4 apartments in this building, so she didnt get the ONE they showed in the tour. Dont twist whats being documented. Also you should be more worried about the literal detention center down the street.
There are only two floorplans for "live + work" in that apartment community, all ground floor. The only floorplan that has a fat people shower and the same kitchen is the live + work one. The other apartments all have the microwave above the stove
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Virtual Tour - Her Apartment type is "Live + Work 991 SF"

You can check available floorplans here and her layout is gone and for some reason the floorplan from the virtual tour doesn't match the floorplan map, the one from the virtual tour should be facing Shartel Ave, a street name fit for ALR.
 
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Amber got a live/work space? lol Probably gonna write off her rent as a business expense and play pretend she has a job.
 
I'm forever in awe of the weaponized autism that is the farms. If you guys are right, she moved to such a shit hole area. We may actually hear gun shots instead of just a fart being passed off as one.

I fully expect Amber to go mega-trolling to find a girlfriend in OKC.
I have a feeling it's gonna be really interesting now that she's in Oklahoma. The lesbian community here tends to be insular and cunty to outsiders, nevermind a 32 year old teenager that's 500 pounds. We know she has deep pockets to find new help but from experience, the kind of dykes that would be interested in that kind of thing are bar hags and since she sure as shit isn't going to be bar hopping, it may actually take a while to sucker someone.
 
Shes going to be living in easy walking distance from what seems to be like a solidly reviewed, fun, modern, cocktail lounge and restaurant that regularly hosts stand up comedy, drag (gross), and karaoke and we will never hear about any of that since she's never going to fuckin go.
Maybe she'll be like a local cryptid for the frequent bar enjoyers. Telling tall tales of seeing a walking amorphous blob creature in the apartment across the street desperately trying to get to its fridge
 
I'm honestly happy for the much needed change of scenario and I can't wait to meet the new caretaker.

Twinkie's fate kinda worries me tho. There's no way she'll take the dog out three times a day, especially if the new apartment is so close to a club where the chance of being laughed at by drunks is pretty high.
No going out at midnight will save our gorl from the street haydurs
 
It took less than a day for the Farms to find out where Amber moved to. Meanwhile, the FBI could not find Amber in Lexington. Strange.

The LW ADA flat is $1,950 a month. The building has a gym, a pool, and other amenities that Amber will never use.

Edit 1: I do not see the problem with Kristine helping Amber with shopping. Amber does not have a car and this is likely something that parents do all the time. However, I do not think that Kristine will go shopping at Target or Walmart at midnight at a second notice.
It’s sad cos she literally has the most access to exercise equipment than she has ever had before, especially the pool. Pools are the best way for obese people to build their strength because it takes pressure off their joints. But we know our gorl , she’ll never do anything to help her own situation.
 
It’s sad cos she literally has the most access to exercise equipment than she has ever had before, especially the pool. Pools are the best way for obese people to build their strength because it takes pressure off their joints. But we know our gorl , she’ll never do anything to help her own situation.
She had a pool and gym in Lexington.. She claims pools are gross and full of bacteria, but she had no problems with toxic lake. It's just a bs exercise for her to use because she doesn't want to be seen in a bathing suit. Swimming would be so good for her too, but she never does anything that is good for her.
 
I'm honestly happy for the much needed change of scenario and I can't wait to meet the new caretaker.

Twinkie's fate kinda worries me tho. There's no way she'll take the dog out three times a day, especially if the new apartment is so close to a club where the chance of being laughed at by drunks is pretty high.
No going out at midnight will save our gorl from the street haydurs
Luckily, the apartment installed at least one (1) small patch of grass for its residents. Behold, their dog park:

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