🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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It’s too bad she moved to such a small city, it’s pretty easy to narrow down the apartment she moved into. I couldn’t help myself:
a radish said:
Muse Apartments
700 NW 4th St
Oklahoma City, OK 73102
www.museokc.com

I believe she has this floor plan:
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A couple pics from the apartment website:

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Now let’s compare to her video she posted today:

The cabinets and backsplash:
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The flooring and dark lower cabinets:
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The light fixture:
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She does have a different stove and microwave setup than in the apartment website pictures. It was speculated she had an ADA accessible unit at her last apartment and I am guessing she has another accessible unit here. Her stove has knobs in front of the burners which would be easier for someone in a wheelchair or short stature to reach. The microwave is replaced with a hood vent (maybe her microwave is on the counter?). Either way, nice to see she is fatting it up in another accessible unit.
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Amazing. Her apartment is right by a bar called ‘The Flea’. Fitting.
 
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ADHD said:
Kristine should also get Amber to do meth and then they should livestream their meth fueled shenanigans. It would be more entertaining than anything she's done in the last several years.
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She might finally lose weight too, everybody wins.
 
Xenomorph said:
Kek Amber living near a jail hahaha
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Not just any jail. But the jail her mommy stayed in. Even if she got sentenced to prison she would have spent time in the jail after arrest, during the trial (if not on bond), and while waiting to be processed into prison.
 
I call shenanigans said:
Because it’s not Jade. Jade has better taste in shoes
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They're Yeezys, I guess you live somewhere with very few black people as you don't know, but they're the Rolls Royce of trainers as far as they're are concerned.

I'm willing to believe that it was edited in out of order, but it'll slip up soon enough if she's stayed with her
 
Jade did not returned immediately to Lexington. She probably did some shopping, then slept at a hotel, then returned home. Jade is not staying in OKC, there is no reason for her to be there.

The flat in Lexington was in a bougie area of town with restaurants and other amenities. Still, Amber only went out to walk at midnight or rare occasions. Her new flat does not seem to be in such a nice area. Walking at midnight? No way.
 
Yeah, I think Jade just rested up elsewhere before going back to KY. I think she is living there but I will congratulate her on outsmarting Amber. She kept her pimp hand strong and said "No filming or else" and Amber held her to that. I personally think Jade just outright threatened her and said if you put me on camera, I will make a channel and air out everything. It's a really good nuclear option and caters to Amber's constant fear of not controlling the narrative. Jade knew how Casey destroyed her as well as Becky could possibly.

I do think we are in for a very boring period though, so be prepared to find another cow. I don't think a new girlfriend could even save her at this point because the rot is too settled in. I think even the big reactors are realizing now too that you cannot do anything to make her entertaining.

I am rewatching FFG's redo of the crackhead olympics with Chantal and it is something Amber does not have. With that period it is so ingrained as an experience that amber does not simply have. She has very little nostalgia but with CO it's the energy, the beauty parlor chat memories, and the manic nature.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Jade did not returned immediately to Lexington. She probably did some shopping, then slept at a hotel, then returned home. Jade is not staying in OKC, there is no reason for her to be there.

The flat in Lexington was in a bougie area of town with restaurants and other amenities. Still, Amber only went out to walk at midnight or rare occasions. Her new flat does not seem to be in such a nice area. Walking at midnight? No way.
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I think it's easier to understand if you look at the timeline in the video and assume it's accurate.

Exhibit 1:
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Jade went to the supermarket for Amber and bought her a bunch of stuff (seems to be more general house stuff as opposed to perishables), including pepper spray. Note that she's wearing this quite dark green top

Exhibit 2:
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Amber is talking about how emotional she is now that wipey has left, she's in a lighter green top, presumably this is later in the same day as Exhibit 1, it may also be the next day, no clarity is given

Exhibit 3:
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The next day, Amber weighs in (she weighs in in the mornings and presumably naked as she always is when she weighs in) and gets changed into this outfit

Exhibit 4:
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Here are the shoes as seen in screenshot. I know I claimed that they're Yeezys earlier, but I have to be honest, I'm starting to second guess myself now, the right shoe looks like it has that shitty text on it that all Yeezy's have, but the left shoe looks off to me. Also, that person is pushing a trolley, too, they could just be helping Amber push her horde around, so doesn't necessarily mean anything, but it could also just be an unsuspecting member of the public. Either way, I've gone from being certain it was Jade to being uncertain.

Exhibit 5:
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She is outside the supermarket in the same outfit as Exhibit 3, meaning that the person caught in Exhibit 4 were caught on camera after Jade left

As mentioned, I'm no longer convinced it is Jade, but whoever the person is, they were caught on camera after Jade had allegedly left
 
Remember that mama meth has darker skin than hambur and also likes tiedye a lot so those fugly shoes could have been her in the grocery.
 
Holy shit that shower is too small for her. Bitch couldn't get clean without a handler+rag on a stick before, how the fuck will she do it now? Oh wait, she won't.
To be fair it's kind of a cute little apartment, she'll stink it up in no time.
 
I had a similar shower at an old apartment and I felt squished as a normal sized person. I would give up a full month's pay to see her attempt to shower in that tiny thing (even if it means I have to scoop my eyeballs out with a spoon afterwards)
 
For a bathroom that's meant to be for someone in a wheelchair, it also doesn't seem very friendly. If you're independent in the shower you don't have a lot of room, and if someone has to help you it would be impossible.
 
MarvelousMess said:
Remember that mama meth has darker skin than hambur and also likes tiedye a lot so those fugly shoes could have been her in the grocery.
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I was also skeptical because of the pink on the shoes when fat Jade likes men's shoes. Maybe all her good shoes are packed.

If it was her mom I would've expected a click-baity, performative; emotional reunion video? But she does fuck with the timeline so much she probably already filmed it and we'll see it during vlogmas.
 
It took less than a day for the Farms to find out where Amber moved to. Meanwhile, the FBI could not find Amber in Lexington. Strange.

The LW ADA flat is $1,950 a month. The building has a gym, a pool, and other amenities that Amber will never use.

Edit 1: I do not see the problem with Kristine helping Amber with shopping. Amber does not have a car and this is likely something that parents do all the time. However, I do not think that Kristine will go shopping at Target or Walmart at midnight at a second notice.
 
To those shower sperging... I said it's a fish eye lense to get into that corner for the person doing the walking tour so its distorted.

In reality the shower is 36-40 inches across. This checks out with standard measurements for US fittings, and the scale at which the floorplans are drawn and the room dimensions they give.

Most of the door openings are 30-32 inches in most apartments and amber gets through those. So. yeah. she FITS in there, but thers not alot of room to do the washing.

Lets get all up IN this shower... because Amber did say its the great shower...

First lets take in the gorgeous plastic one peice liner. Luxury.

Now look at this bad gorl. it has a MOTHER FUCKING BENCH built right in! Fucking sold. Eat that shit Chantal, wheres your built in shower bench?

IT also has the movable handicap wand, she can put it in its adjustable mount on the hand rail, or up above like a regular sized shower. Who cares that our gorl cant twirl around this this shower stall? She can sit down and spray herself from any angle. She might even be gettin up the hoohah! She legitamitely may be the cleanest she's been since the backyard swimming pool at the Gaycare



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What goods a fold down bench if you cant step into the shower? NO CURB BITCHES! SHe can just shuffle from the hard wood right on in. Hell the floors probably sloped to drain back into the shower. Shit she finally has some proper equipement for her size. Oh and see that wierd spiral pattern of the floor? Thats an artifact from the 3d camera they use thats also squishing the shower making it look much smaller.
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I find the Muse's motto very interesting--

"Where Life Arranges Itself Around You"

I imagine FatAl was drawn to that too...now, why would that be????
 
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