Amber's been in the new apartment for a few hours. The movers aren't arriving with her stuff for another 2 days. How will she ever get by without the chair to sleep sitting up in?
Amber's super tired, but is going to Target to get stuff for her new place. Ooh, is she going to walk? Hitchhike? TRANSPORTER? Let's see...
".. we're gonna go out". Nevermind. She's making Jade take her. Amber complains about being SO tired. Yeah, what about Jade, who just stayed up all night (despite her following a normal sleep schedule) to drive your ass for 16 hours in the night? Meanwhile, you stay up all night ANYWAY, so it makes no difference to you. Why didn't you think of Jade and pack cleaning supplies in your car so you wouldn't have to immediately send her out? Nevermind, we know the answer to that.
JUMPCUT!! Back from Target. And all of her stuff is behind her. WAIT! She JUST said that the movers weren't going to bring her stuff for another 2 days! WTF is going on? Did she pass too close to a black hole, causing days to go by while it was only hours in Jade's car? LOGIC DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS DOJO!
(Nevermind; she later explains that the movers phoned her and were able to deliver her crap earlier than expected).
Massive Target haul! Remember in Lexington when Amber said she wasn't going to buy a lot of stuff when she got to the new place? Apparently Amber doesn't. Amber hints that someone recognized her in Target and got a photo with her, so if it's true, get ready to see it uploaded to Reddit (and be thankful that Smellovision never became a thing).
Amber's looking around while doing the haul. It's obvious Jade is still there.
JUMPCUT!! It's the next day ("Sunday" - Oct 1st?). Amber slept in her makeup (big surprise). Babbles about the movers. Super dehydrated. She didn't get any drinks at Target (and of course can't drink the tap water, due to the imaginary worms). Amber's unboxing her dishes and making a mess of her kitchen. She can't figure out 'the wifi thing', so he's relying on her phone's internet to upload.
JUMPCUT!! "Fleeeen has officially left". X to doubt. Amber's been cryeeen. People thought they were moving in together, but Amber says that wasn't the case. She says she's losing a very special person to her and starts cryeeen.
Amber was about to say that this would be the first time that she was alone, then caught herself and said that this was the first time that it was only her name on the lease. What a strange way to phrase it. Sus.
NEW APARTMENT WEIGH IN: 508.8lbs (Pannus on the towelrack).
JUMPCUT!! Showered, dressed, and makeup done (she has to tell us because she looks the same and no one would otherwise know the difference). Amber yaps about going grocery shopping while slamming into her ballet flats to prove to her viewers that she doesn't need help getting her shoes on.
JUMPCUT!! At the grocery store. Time to buy a bunch of vegetables that will be left to rot in the fridge while she eats DoorDash. A new apartment isn't broken-in for Amber until she has veg rotting in the fridge. A full cart. How are you going to get it home if Jade is gone, Amber?
FREEZE FRAME!!
Who is that helping you grocery shop, Amber?
JUMPCUT!! Outside of the store. Amber talks about ANOTHER subscriber meeting her in the store. Was the grocery shopping done in the same trip as the Target haul? Probably not, as her outfits are different... I dunno; I'm suspecting some sort of timeline fuckery here. Oh, the subscriber was 'super sweet' and they exchanged numbers. DAMN Amber's desperate for a new wiper!
JUMPCUT!! Back at home with no explaination about how she got there. Has she found a portal? Amber's been busy with her current favourite pastimes: unpacking and cryeen. "I.... really miss Fuhleen, and I know it's going to be hard, for ME". Hmmm, something in the inflection and facial expression was just... odd. Is there something you want to tell us, Ambo? Shifty eyes, odd facial expressions, and Amber says there'll be more that she'll explain later. I dunno. Maybe I'm reading too much into this, but something's not what it seems.
And now Amber's going out to dinner; something she says that she hasn't done since Novmber 2022 (For those who don't have Eidetic memories - or aren't autistic like me - It was during Black Thursday when she and Jade went to a Vietnamese noodle house at nearly midnight so Jade could ensure that no one saw them together. Jade had pho and Amber had some sort of chicken and vegetable dish - Amber hated it, in case you were curious). Who are you going to dinner with, Ambo?
Amber claims to have never used a debit card - she always made her partner use their card and she'd venmo them back...
...Well, unless she's talking about the Casey, Krystle, or Destiny eras, where Ambo was broke and mooched off of her gorlfriends and their family. Or the Jade era, where they supposedly went 50/50 on everything. Basically, Amber's proud of herself for swiping her own card. Keep a close eye on that plastic now that Methmamma's around, Amber! LOL!!!
ANXIETIES!!!
Byee!!
