🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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So her mom lives in Oklahoma? Is that why she picked it? Seems like a very strange choice otherwise, unless of course she has a new girlfriend living there.

ReverseStarfish said:
And yeah, Jade made it a one day trip with Amber on purpose; and is, likely, taking her time going home by herself.
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To be fair they have 3 pets in that car, it wouldn't be nice to drag out the trip with those poor cats scared to death. I think Twonk is probably too dumb to know what's going on but that long of a car ride must have been rough for the cats.
 
Lidl Drip said:
So her mom lives in Oklahoma? Is that why she picked it? Seems like a very strange choice otherwise, unless of course she has a new girlfriend living there.


To be fair they have 3 pets in that car, it wouldn't be nice to drag out the trip with those poor cats scared to death. I think Twonk is probably too dumb to know what's going on but that long of a car ride must have been rough for the cats.
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With no new caretaker, where else was she going to move? She orders a ton of DoorDash and UberEats but she still needs someone to go fetch things for her. I'm sure she could have all her groceries and things delivered but it would be much easier to order for pick up. If she finds a new "girl" she may need someone to drive her to appointments too.

I'm also wondering if she thought she could convince Jade to stay.
 
Catching up here and was hoping for more Hambo fun, but instead I'm learning I'm either retarded or built different for having done multiple 14 hour drives with 2 stops max.

Either way, there's a 100% chance that she doesn't count pulling off at an exit to order 4 bags of McD's in the drivethru as a stop because "We didn't stop you guyyyyssss teehee".
 
Lidl Drip said:
So her mom lives in Oklahoma? Is that why she picked it? Seems like a very strange choice otherwise, unless of course she has a new girlfriend living there.
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Yes her mom and her aunt Tammie Lynn Robertson (Smith) live in OKC. Tammie is, or was, a member and poster here. She lives on S Youngs Blvd with her husband Brian Robertson. whos 13 years younger. Its wierd they own a house together if they werent married, but she's listed as Smith on the house.

Maybe she got the good good?
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Who knows where mom's is living, but Tammie had to pay some of her court fees and shit not that long ago, i posted them in the thread earlier where Tammie was putting money on Kristine's (mom) books in prison.

I wonder what happened with Ambers maybe step daddy Steven Rockholt? He seemed nice. Liked to go fishing, has a little apartment with his son over on May Ave...definately not somewhere Amber would live...
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Is this even the same guy (from 2022). Guess he stays off socials. Thats his sister Janice (maybe). Looks like their having a fund day without Amber.
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Boolean Bitch said:
Making this 16 hour drive (where no doubt Amber spent every minute whining about her layygs or talking about food) - when you have your own self and stuff to move - is a lot
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Jade moved out of that apartment months ago. We can be fairly sure of that because she works from home and her computer has been nowhere to be seen. We’ve really only seen her at that apartment a few times since the breakup, when Amber needed help with stuff, then she’d be absent again. All Jade had to move out after the removalists took the furniture, was one suitcase (which was probably staged just for show), and a few plants. She could have easily taken those during the day they left, because it’s pretty obvious that at least for the time being, Jade has new digs either in Lexington or close by.
 
I think I said it before but since methmom seems to be clean and living a relatively normal life that she might have strict boundaries with ALR. She also might just not care too much to be invested in her all the time.

They’re obviously weirdly attached/bonded due to their fucked up lives which I think will cause complications in the relationship that will lead to fallouts either from Kristine proactively distancing herself or not knowing how to be a mother - or from ALR simultaneously trying to be babied and also be her besto 4 lyfe.
 
Rudolf's Friend said:
i'm kind of a road autist so i figure I document her trip cause why the hell not, the roads she took, and what sections she was at.
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It's this kind of autism that makes KF great. Thanks fren.

I don't know much Amber lore, but she seemed very sad to be leaving that house. How long did she live there, anyone know?
 
Faceless Whore said:
I don't know much Amber lore, but she seemed very sad to be leaving that house. How long did she live there, anyone know?
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IIRC she moved there in late 2020 , just before her hysterectomy. So only three years. ALR is prone to histrionics though, so in her head it’s a lifetime of memories she’s leaving in that apartment.

The reality is she’s leaving two failed relationships behind, along with a very real, and traumatic, cancer journey (the hospital documentation is in this thread somewhere), and heading “home” to family. She should be excited, and realise this is a new start for her after burning every bridge she ever had in Kentucky.
 
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Thumb Butler said:
If not much else, we just learned that she will die in an echoey room with beige walls.
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Wouldn't it be surreal if her last video was pretty much just a repeat of her first?

A close up of her face with a low BMI baby voice. LifebyJen style due to years of obesity.
lol cow supreme said:
Yes her mom and her aunt Tammie Lynn Roberst (Smith) live in OKC. Tammie is, or was, a member and poster here. She lives on S Youngs Blvd with her husband Brian Robertson. whos 13 years younger. Its wierd they own a house together if they werent married, but she's listed as Smith on the house.

Maybe she got the good good?
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Who knows where mom's is living, but Tammie had to pay some of her court fees and shit not that long ago, i posted them in the thread earlier where Tammie was putting money on Kristine's (mom) books in prison.

I wonder what happened with Ambers maybe step daddy Steven Rockholt? He seemed nice. Liked to go fishing, has a little apartment with his son over on May Ave...definately not somewhere Amber would live...
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Is this even the same guy (from 2022). Guess he stays off socials. Thats his sister Janice (maybe). Looks like their having a fund day without Amber.
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13 years?! I understand age is a number but god damn.
 
I dunno about you but I can’t look at pictures of MethMom & family without immediately thinking ‘prison teeth’. Thank you to the kind Farmer who made that comment many years ago.

As someone who also has to do 12hr drives on the regular yeah it’s not too bad on a clear, good road. Driving at night I find preferable due to heat (especially if heading South) and it would be easier on the pets. Good call by Jade on that front.
 
tasty humane burger said:
I think I said it before but since methmom seems to be clean and living a relatively normal life that she might have strict boundaries with ALR. She also might just not care too much to be invested in her all the time.

They’re obviously weirdly attached/bonded due to their fucked up lives which I think will cause complications in the relationship that will lead to fallouts either from Kristine proactively distancing herself or not knowing how to be a mother - or from ALR simultaneously trying to be babied and also be her besto 4 lyfe.
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I think so, too. Methmomma has had a lot of years distance between being a neglectful druggie mom and now being a sober adult. It's likely she won't have time emotionally for Amber's needy clingy shit. Within the first couple months of Amber being around I bet Kristine does the "look, if I wan to stay sober I can't have the stress of you boohooing for attention every 5 minutes."

I'm looking forward to the whiny tiktoks and insta posts Amber will make while being rejected by mom. Many more Goo Goo Dolls bathroom cry-face molments to come.
 
So Sansa Cooks made a very interesting video about revenue and views found here;
It is in relation to gunt but we can somewhat use it as a rough estimate for Amber's revenue. Now Sansa's CPM is actually quite high at $6 per 1k clicks and there are many other factors like ads being watched etc. However, I feel this is about right for Amber.

I will submit my findings later on, as for Jade though I think that is done now. You don't select a 15-hour drive overnight out of the kindness of your heart, you do it to get rid of the beast. I assume she checked into a local hotel and slept it off because that drive sounds brutal. I thought 7 at Thanksgiving was bad enough.

I am interested to see how she copes without help because OKC is a bit more expensive and the recent video is not generating the views she anticipated. Amber's viewer base has started to go to reactions clearly now because you can tell by their very consistent metrics compared to her continually declining ones. Her new videos will be very clickbaity and as usual, will fall off again.

I don't think it helps either with the algorithm going against her because she has not posted so much so it puts her down. It does not help either as her title style is not favored anymore either but I am curious after the account purge how many of her followers are actually watching her.
 
Clown Baby said:
Kristine does the "look, if I wan to stay sober I can't have the stress of you boohooing for attention every 5 minutes."
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Clown Baby said:
Kristine does the "look, if I want to stay sober parlay you into griftbux, attention, and free shit, I can't have the stress of you boohooing for attention every 5 minutes."
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