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I wonder how many adult diapers our big gorl "filled" during the trip? No way they didn't stop at some cheap motel. Amber lies.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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I think that Amber and Jade had some sort of deal. Amber said "Okay if you won't stay with me then drive me to my mom's house" and Jade agreed.
Jade then crammed all of Amber and all of Amber's stuff into the car and drove like crazy across 2-3 states.
Probably pulled into the driveway, emptied the car and peeled out in a cloud of smoke before Pookie could even do her first hair-flip for the camera in her new place.
Fly free, Jade Frances. Good luck getting the smell out of your vehicle!
Jade then crammed all of Amber and all of Amber's stuff into the car and drove like crazy across 2-3 states.
Probably pulled into the driveway, emptied the car and peeled out in a cloud of smoke before Pookie could even do her first hair-flip for the camera in her new place.
Fly free, Jade Frances. Good luck getting the smell out of your vehicle!
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15 hour drive is nothing. Its a little less than a double shift. Plus they stopped every 2 hours. Amber just sat there for 2 hour stints. She does that anyway. Amber probably walked more during that 15 hours than 15 hours at home as Jade likely made her get out if she wanted snacks at each gas station. Most normal people can make this drive without issue. People, including Chantal, fly for longer than this and cant get up every 2 hours for snacks. 2-3 days for a mere 800 mile road trip? No. Note even with children. Modern cars comforts, and the US Interstate system in the areas and times she was driving would have made for light fatigue. The 800 mile trip at average speeds of 75-80 MPH made it only 10 hours + the snack stops. Speed limits on interstates in the three states they traveled is 70MPH, and going 10-15 over is very easy to get away with on the interstate.
The real shitty part of this trip is that Jade had no one to switch off with at snack stops since Hambone cant drive. But I think Jade has been used to making the Kentucky/New York run by herself.
The real shitty part of this trip is that Jade had no one to switch off with at snack stops since Hambone cant drive. But I think Jade has been used to making the Kentucky/New York run by herself.
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She probably leaned over that console and gave Jade some road head. I mean if Chantal could do it in the KIA, it shouldnt be a problem for Amber in the much larger Mazda CX5 SUV.
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Oklahoma was such a good choice. There's fat fuck restaurants everywhere. Eating is the primary thing to do unless you are a rancher or sportsman. Weed is widely and readily available. Not that shitty online Chinese gummy garbage, she can get the real deal brownies and cookies. Get ready for her grating vocal fry and uptalk to be further accentuated with a higher calorie form of Chantal's wheelchairs. Maybe we will even be blessed with a video about how Jade smoking in the car "lowered her stamina".
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Again, like Julianna's absentee useless "parents,": Very quickly discovered she was unable to parlay her genetic dead end into scambux, free shit, and Martyrdom/attention as the "hero" mother.
It's gross as all fuck, but Hambutt certainly deserves it--especially with her treatment of Norma and Becky.
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Hopefully her twat of a ''Mother'' doesn't hang around too long for the sake of the animals
Those poor buggers. Stuck with Fat NeglectfuLynn and the dog beating Meth Mom.
Those poor buggers. Stuck with Fat NeglectfuLynn and the dog beating Meth Mom.
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I thought Texas was the capital of fat fuck restaurants, with Houston being the number one spot. Houston has a shit ton of buffets and I can imagine Amber gorging at the buffets there. All she needs is to find an enabler or two in Houston and she's set!
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Restaurants? You mean more options on Uber Eats right?
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During Becky's era, Amber did a lot more restaurants, such as Chinese buffets, Japanese and Mexican restaurants, etc. However, it seems to have stopped during the Jade era. Perhaps, Amber got so mobility-restricted that it was more convenient to order in. It could also be that UberEat did not work as well in Monticello, as in Lexington.
Regardless, unless Amber finds a girlfriend who loves restaurants, I think that ordering is the only way that she will eat outside food.
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Except at home she can stretch her legs as well as elevate them. In the car she was crammed into the space under the dash with her knees likely locked into one position. That would have been a nightmare trip all around.
FFS, both you and Sabine Davis need to get it through your thick skulls that Amber did have cancer. She actually showed her medical records that proved it. Stop beating a dead horse and making a fool of yourself. Even if she had not shown the paperwork which clearly showed her cancer diagnosis, Oncologists don’t perform hysterectomies on 30 year olds unless they absolutely have to, and surgeons don’t approve surgeries on 90+ BMI patients unless they are in an imminent life threatening situation.
Clearly you’ve never done it. Driving is tiring, especially at night. One single lapse in concentration (or micro sleep) and you can be DOA. There’s a reason long distance truckers have to keep log books in their vehicles and are restricted in the number of hours a day they can drive…because it’s bloody dangerous. A seasoned long distance Trucker couldn’t have legally driven that distance in one 24hr period, and guaranteed Jade isn’t used to that length of drive.
Only when they were at the gay care. They didn’t have the convenience there of door dash and ubereats. Once she hit Lexington, the deliveries came thick and fast to the door. If you recall, momma-Lynn was pretty annoyed by the amount of food (especially carbs) that Amber was shovelling in on the daily.
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Yeah, I’ve done a 16 hour in one day and it is brutal—only stopped after 3-4 hours and only for gas/food that maxed out at 15 minutes each. It has to be even longer though for her because her incessant need to binge eat and take bathroom breaks would be like every other hour. I dont think her stamina is nearly high enough to make that trip safely.
Food is one of the few good things about Houston IMO. It rivals NYC or any other major food hub in the US. Oh and way cheaper. I think she would actually die soon after moving there. I have heard Oklahoma City food scene is getting better though.
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I'm not going to pull out my log books, but an 800 mile road trip is a light snack easily accomplished in a day. Like i said its only 8 hours drive time at times they were driving. The reason truckers have restricted hours is because they were literally working 20+ hours at a time to earn as much money as possible (if they owned the truck, or being ground to death by deadlines if they didnt). A seasoned long distance driver 100% could have driven that distance as its time based. They dont even have to legally take a break until they've driven 8 hours, then they have to take a 30 minute break. They can drive up to 14 hours (if carrying cargo). Its only 11 hours if carrying passengers (bus drivers). Lookup the 11/14 hour rule. This trip would have easily been done with fewer breaks in 10 hours, well under the 11, or the 14 if you had to extend it. I think Amber said 13 was total trip time.
Jade driving her little luxury model Mazda CX5 with leather seats, radar adaptive cruise control, lane assist, and someone to talk to would have been way less stressfull and tiring than managing a Peterbilt with a 53 footer.
With as many stops as they made it was just a series of 2 hour drives separated by 15 minute stops. Amber sat in a leather recliner for less time than some people sit at their desk to work in a day. She sleeps in a fucking chair. This drive wasnt all that big a deal. Amber walking for 3 miles would be a more major event.
Do I want to commute 800 miles every day? No. But its completely reasonable for someone to do once in awhile. Stop being so dramatic about this epic journey 2 states away.
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Usually I don't really care about Amberlynn, but i'm kind of a road autist so i figure I document her trip cause why the hell not, the roads she took, and what sections she was at.
So she started out on US Route 27 to get onto State Route 4 (New Circle Road) to get onto US Route 60, and then she went onto the Bluegrass Parkway onto Interstate 65. She got off Exit 2 for US Route 31W, as I could find the BP as it was in Franklin, Kentucky, right before she entered Tennessee.
As she entered Tennessee the next scene we see of her driving is on I-65 and I-24 outside of Nashville, right before both highways split.
She then got off I-65 in Nashville and went onto I-40, and got off at Exit 85 for Christmasville Road just outside of Jackson, and stopped at this Pilot right here.
Her next vlogging location takes us to Memphis, as she crosses the Hernando de Soto Bridge over the Mississippi River into Arkansas.
Now she next stops at a Waffle House. Now finding the Waffle house would be kind of difficult. But her claim of her being about 5 hrs 50 mins away helped me find a Waffle House in Forrest City, Arkansas off of exit 241A for State Route 1B. And it fits the hours that she said.
After some travelling on I-40 she comes upon this Valero off of Exit 142 for State Route 365 in North Little Rock to get some Beef Jerky. It was kind of hard to find but once i saw the QuikTrip station behind it I knew where it was. If you're wondering why there's 2 Valero signs there's 2 Valero gas stations here for some reason, one is a regular gas station, the other is a truck stop. Amberlynn went to the Valero Truck Stop as it is opposite from the QuikTrip.
Finally we end up in Oklahoma where we get to the Valero station that Reddit found out, which of course was off Exit 192 for State Route 9A. And that's basically Amberlynn's trip for anyone who wants to know.
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Oh, I’m sure she already does. She called the place she was moving to “boring”. Which I’m sure it is, but she’s completely missing the point that every place in the world is going to be boring when you physically cannot go out and do things. Four walls are going to look like four walls regardless of if you’re in Kentucky or Paris.
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All the luxuries in the world can’t outweigh the fact that she had Amber as her passenger. The only benefit in that was like having a jar of open smelling salts under your nose the whole trip to keep you awake. I absolutely believe that Jade probably insisted on that one day trip so she’d spend as short a time as possible with Amber. Guaranteed, she headed straight for a motel, and likely took a couple of days at least to do the return drive. That trip was a rash move on Jade’s part, but fortunately it paid off for her. I do wonder though if Amber initially planned it as a multi-day trip, and the changing to an overnight trip was the “plot twist and turns” Amber didn’t clarify.
As for cruise control, while an absolute upgrade for country driving especially, I’ve known a few folk that have fallen asleep at the wheel and their cruise speed has sent them off the road at very high speeds. The less comfortable you are, the more likely you are to stay awake.
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As soon as Amber mentioned in the video that she wanted to order fast food, but just got jerky to keep it 'light', I figured she was doing whatever she could to prevent her having to take a dump during the 16 hour trip due to the, *ahem*, "complications" that would arise from that. I don't think Waffle House bathrooms have sufficiently sized floor drains for waffle-stomping, nor showerheads for the subsequent hose-down.
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I don't know if I'm 100% convinced that Jade is gone. I mean, once the deadline to move passed, Amber and her shit was out of the apartment, and the keys were handed in, Jade's obligation to the beast was done. And she already did a lot for her coming by to take her on errands, as well as move a metric fuckton of shit to GoodWill one carload at a time (to save Amber money as opposed to phoning a service to haul it away). Making this 16 hour drive (where no doubt Amber spent every minute whining about her layygs or talking about food) - when you have your own self and stuff to move - is a lot. I guess we'll know for sure that she's gone when Amber starts doing some 'Story Time' vlogs where she tries to monetize stories about what an alcoholic POS Jade was.
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I wonder of she thought ahead and brought some kind of fatty travel toilet?
And yeah, Jade made it a one day trip with Amber on purpose; and is, likely, taking her time going home by herself.
And yeah, Jade made it a one day trip with Amber on purpose; and is, likely, taking her time going home by herself.