🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I don't even care if the cancer was real or not, I'm just glad there's zero possibility of either of these fat cunts having their own children. There's not a way in hell Hamber gets to adopt a child either. The only reason she ever even whined about wanting a kid was because she wanted a daughter and it had to be her mini me. She can barely take care of all those animals or herself. Hamberlynn's big fat meaningless life is set in stone. She's dying just like Death by Jen, choked to death by fat with a caretaker that disappears as soon as her corpse is hauled off to be melted down.
 
Reposting this since I posted it after the automatic update (but before The Farms went down). I might have jinxed it a little by joking that I had to put this Reddit post on The Farms, as all the Amber Reddit subs get DFE'd every 15K subs or so.


TL;DR: They suspect that Tammie has confirmed that Amber's moving to Oklahoma on October 7th. They suspect it because Tammie posted this on Aug 18 (just a few days before Amber's youtube video was uploaded about how she got approved for the apartment - and Ambo's always a couple/few days behind minimum with her content). And Amber hearted the comment (which she doesn't do with Tammie's posts, according to the OP).

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I mean, it makes sense. We've speculated that she's moving to Oklahoma from the start, as she's burned bridges with every previous girlfriend and their friend groups*. Tammie did have a major hate boner for Amber, but it seems like most of her anger towards Amber was for Amber's harsh treatment of poor widdle Kristine, and the fact that Amber wouldn't take "Oopsie!" as a sufficient response for why her mom was such a shitbag during Amber's childhood. Destiny mentioned in her most recent livestream that Amber and Kristine have mended a lot of things. If that's true, I could see Tammie making a complete 180 on her stance of Ambo being a pyschopath, if reconciliation was what Kristine wanted...

... I'd also question if both of them have suffered amnesia due to brain damage for both forgetting what a sack of shit Amber really is, but it is what it is.

(* Amber has burned every bridge, except for Krystle. Casey was the one who physically abused and rain-pedal-eavestroughed her or whatever. Destiny constantly cheated and made up lies about Amber being abusive (code-red incident). "No one knows everything Becky put me through!". Jade was a drinker, and the most passionate relationship she's ever had "on BOTH ends of the spectrum" (read: toxic/abusive). She's NEVER said a single negative thing about Krystle or her parents. On the contrary, she kept sending gifts to Krystle for YEARS, she referred to Krystle as her soulmate, AND would say it the place where she felt most safe and loved - even as recently as during the Becky era. I doubt Krystle would go for it, but do you think in Amber's delusional mind, she's keeping this option open and plans to try and circle back around to her if everything else falls through?)

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IF Amber is going to Oklahoma she will be 700 pounds by Feb 2024 and her and her Mother will already be not speaking to one another.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
TL;DR: They suspect that Tammie has confirmed that Amber's moving to Oklahoma on October 7th. They suspect it because Tammie posted this on Aug 18 (just a few days before Amber's youtube video was uploaded about how she got approved for the apartment - and Ambo's always a couple/few days behind minimum with her content). And Amber hearted the comment (which she doesn't do with Tammie's posts, according to the OP).
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It could be this... but would Tammie have always wanted Amber to live near her... Or would she have always wanted Amber and her Mother to reconcile and that will happen Oct 7, and they will have a picture together?
Either way, Kristine Marie Reid is still listed in Petaluma, CA

But Aunt Tammie's house looks nice in OKC. Looks like her Husband Brian got it at a great time in 2021 for only $133k for a 3 bed 2 bath. Maybe even got those good Trump interest rates still. To think back in 2021 Amber could have put down at least 50% of that cash..or saved up a few months and bought it out right. Imagine paying a 70K mortgage. She'd be paying less than $1000 a month!
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But I hope it is moving back in with mom in Petaluma... The family trailer looks cozy!
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Pretty bold of Amber to think she's gonna make the trek there lmao

ETA: its almost 13 hours by car how TF is she gonna survive THAT.
 
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I'm pretty sure the first time Meth Mom came to visit (wasn't it the gaycare era?) the reason Ambo said she had to go back home was because she had to get back to her job in Oklahoma. I don't think she's in California anymore; wasn't she in prison in Oklahoma too? I'm not sure why Aunt Tammy would be excited about Ambo moving near her but that's still my guess for where she's moving.

Eta: Meth Mom's Facebook says she's living in Oklahoma City. She pretty much only posts stupid memes, poetry and "art."
 
Pudgy Bear Claws said:
I'm pretty sure the first time Meth Mom came to visit (wasn't it the gaycare era?) the reason Ambo said she had to go back home was because she had to get back to her job in Oklahoma. I don't think she's in California anymore; wasn't she in prison in Oklahoma too? I'm not sure why Aunt Tammy would be excited about Ambo moving near her but that's still my guess for where she's moving.

Eta: Meth Mom's Facebook says she's living in Oklahoma City. She pretty much only posts stupid memes, poetry and "art."
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I dont have facebook..I'm just a cow on a site that farms furry fruit birds... But everything on Kristine Reid points back to the family trailer there in Petaluma, CA.... Except her criminal record where she goes by her maiden name of Kristine Smith in OKC.
Interestingly in 2010 there WAS a restraining order taken out in OKC for Kristine Reid by a Larry Vaughn but she uses "Kristine Smith" when in OKC

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Not sure who Larry Vaughn is.

The sentencing record for Kristine Smith. I didnt paste the entire thing that has her picture so its 100% her.
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Some of the charges have sister Tammie on the hook for payment in some of the cases. My guess is she is on probation and living with Tammie, shacked up with some guy with nothing in her name, or went back to the Reid trailer.

These recur each month and are likely the fees charged by the jail. Yeah they charge you to be in jail its not free. Tammie is probably putting money on her books for phone/commissary and they are taking it out.
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Now, Kristine's Legal troubles in Cali...

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As you can see her last set of felonies here were in 2007, so she could have then bounced around to OKC to get away from the troubles. You know these are her because some of them have the "AKA" of her maiden name Smith.

But now I think about it, I dont see the charge of her kicking a service animal?
 
Could Amber be heading to Cali? I’ve been wondering about the ‘no furniture for a week’ part of her storyline, would make more sense if they were hauling it all the way to wherever the fuck Petaluma is. Goodness knows how fatty is gonna get there though.
 
Surprised Pikachu said:
Could Amber be heading to Cali? I’ve been wondering about the ‘no furniture for a week’ part of her storyline, would make more sense if they were hauling it all the way to wherever the fuck Petaluma is. Goodness knows how fatty is gonna get there though.
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Could she afford California though? I'm sure there are cheaper areas but she's looking for relatively new construction and what might be considered upscale qualities. Just at a quick glance at apartments.com in Petaluma and the surrounding area, a nicer 1 bedroom starts around $2500/month.
 
Surprised Pikachu said:
I’ve been wondering about the ‘no furniture for a week’ part of her storyline, would make more sense if they were hauling it all the way to wherever the fuck Petaluma is.
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Nah, when you're having your shit moved commercially, depending on the company and their delivery schedule, you can be stuck without furniture for a significant amount of time. Doesn't matter the distance, only the schedule matters.

Source: Longest I've waited on a delivery was when I received orders and relocated two FUCKING STATES SOUTH of the state I was in while aboard my first ship. Took 2 weeks to deliver. Took 7 hours to drive from old apartment to new townhouse.
 
Pudgy Bear Claws said:
Could she afford California though? I'm sure there are cheaper areas but she's looking for relatively new construction and what might be considered upscale qualities. Just at a quick glance at apartments.com in Petaluma and the surrounding area, a nicer 1 bedroom starts around $2500/month.
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Theres no way in hell shes moving to california and living in a one bedroom in Petaluma. Everyones moving out of the big cities and commuting so petaluma and other cities will see a growth rate our gorl cant afford.
If for some reason she does live in california shes going to become homeless within a year, her views are trending downwards, and she cant be bothered to do anything constructive with her life so shes gonna micro transaction/ doordash herself into a cardboard box if left to her own devices.

Oklahoma seems more of her income bracket and will struggle there a little less than she would in california. Im really interested to see if she has family come over and keep her company/do all her chores/ help keep her channel alive by being in the videos or if shes gonna cycle through the like 4 things her videos are about and wonder why the views arent rolling in.

Since shes been absent (no videos, i assume shes moving currently) im excited to see how fucked up her new situation is gonna be
 
Insulin reid said:
Theres no way in hell shes moving to california and living in a one bedroom in Petaluma. Everyones moving out of the big cities and commuting so petaluma and other cities will see a growth rate our gorl cant afford.
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The simple reason why she is not moving to Petaluma, or California in general, is that Amber cannot live without having help, whether driving her to appointment, shopping, or general home cleaning. Her intertrigo is likely so bad that someone need to take care of all her fold. So no to California.

At least in Oklahoma, she will have both her mother and aunt Tammy to take care of her. The real question is for how long. Amber has a knack to annoy people around her. She better find a new girlfriend soon when she move there.
 
Canuck Breaker said:
I've been gone for like 2 weeks, has she done a flip or meth yet?
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It's probably taking her three weeks to drive to OKC because she can't sit in a car for longer than an hour at a time. I'm sure she managed to either get Jade to drive her or Aunt Tammy had to go get her.
 
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