🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Uhh whys that bitch on the phone when she should be filming footage Amber can shoehorn into her nontent vlogs like SHE walked Twinkie?
 
Tits out for the next tard wrangler
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Ol' billy badass on Tiktok
 
How retarded does one have to be to not be able to listen for 10 seconds of a song? She must treat her tiktoks as her poetry. "The first draft is always the final draft."
 
Narwhal said:
Is she gonna change her IG handle for the hundredth time now that Bambi + Faline is no more?
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She says she is. She’s asked people to DM her suggestions. In other words, she waiting for her new woman to give her a pet name she can use. She couldn’t even keep any coloured deer Christmas ordiments because it’s too painful a reminder of her Bambi and Faline era. Grab your violins folks!
 
Amber trying to wrestle those sad little spaniel's ears into something resembling cleavage never fails to make me laugh. 600 el bees of wader weight and ornj chicken and not a single pound of it made it's way to her tits or arse.
 
lets give ol' hamber some IG handle ideas:

my suggestions:
CuntyyCantalope (two y's guys!!)
ShelfAssAmber
hi.im.huge
 
This is so retarded and inappropriate, and I am so here for it.


I hope the new gorlfriend is Krystal. That's actually kind of sweet AND hilarious. Definitely not a plot twist I saw coming, although not watching her videos for about a year may have impacted my insight.
 
LonesomeDud said:
This is so retarded and inappropriate, and I am so here for it.


I hope the new gorlfriend is Krystal. That's actually kind of sweet AND hilarious. Definitely not a plot twist I saw coming, although not watching her videos for about a year may have impacted my insight.
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Hasn't Krystal moved on, gotten a career and, you know, become a productive member of society? Why on earth would she ever want to be involved with a fat emotional parasite like Amber again?
 
Mr. Ghoul said:
Hasn't Krystal moved on, gotten a career and, you know, become a productive member of society? Why on earth would she ever want to be involved with a fat emotional parasite like Amber again?
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Don't think so. Last I knew she still lived with her parents and had another super fat girlfriend (in real life it's Becky's ex) leeching off of them too.
 
Mr. Ghoul said:
Hasn't Krystal moved on, gotten a career and, you know, become a productive member of society? Why on earth would she ever want to be involved with a fat emotional parasite like Amber again?
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I am not sure if she still lives at home but she finished college and got a good job a few years ago. Her LinkedIn was posted a while ago. She is definitely, at the very least, trying to have a normal life that doesn't involve Amber's fat ass. All it took for her to get her shit together was Hamber leaving.

Edit: Krystal also lost a bunch of weight.
 
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