🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I call shenanigans said:
Even if she just wanted to get the MRI or PET scans her oncologist wants, she has to lose at least 115lbs to get below 400 due to the table limit. While that could be done in six months at her current size, on a diet like OMAD or IF, she’s not going to do it because she’ll never actually fast correctly.
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PL
I've mentioned before I used to weigh almost 600lbs. I've lost over half of my body weight. I have major body dysmorphia because I still see a 600lb person in the mirror all the time. People have to force me to buy smaller clothes constantly and throw my old clothes away.
I recently had another mri because of my epilepsy. I always look at that small hole and freak the fuck out.
The woman this past time consoled me and said baby the table goes up to 500lbs

I'm not sure where she is going but there are specialty clinics just for MRIs and PETs that do go up to 500lbs now. Al is lazy af and doesn't want to look and find one. She's too lazy to take medical transport cans which come with a lift to pick her fat ass up and put her in the van. They are equipped to loft scooters ffs.
This shit is available to her.

LAZY!!!
 
We're All Going To Hell 2 said:
not sure where she is going but there are specialty clinics just for MRIs and PETs that do go up to 500lbs now. Al is lazy af and doesn't want to look and find one
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I was going by what Amber said herself at the time. I happened to have a video come up in my recommendations yesterday that was following her cancer journey, and the table limit was mentioned in that.
I can't get a working link right now but it was titled "amberlynn's cancer journey (cereal's version)"
 
We're All Going To Hell 2 said:
PL
I've mentioned before I used to weigh almost 600lbs. I've lost over half of my body weight. I have major body dysmorphia because I still see a 600lb person in the mirror all the time. People have to force me to buy smaller clothes constantly and throw my old clothes away.
I recently had another mri because of my epilepsy. I always look at that small hole and freak the fuck out.
The woman this past time consoled me and said baby the table goes up to 500lbs

I'm not sure where she is going but there are specialty clinics just for MRIs and PETs that do go up to 500lbs now. Al is lazy af and doesn't want to look and find one. She's too lazy to take medical transport cans which come with a lift to pick her fat ass up and put her in the van. They are equipped to loft scooters ffs.
This shit is available to her.

LAZY!!!
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Baby, I'd recommend you not mentioning that here, grats on the loss but well..y'know.
 
We're All Going To Hell 2 said:
PL
I've mentioned before I used to weigh almost 600lbs. I've lost over half of my body weight. I have major body dysmorphia because I still see a 600lb person in the mirror all the time. People have to force me to buy smaller clothes constantly and throw my old clothes away.
I recently had another mri because of my epilepsy. I always look at that small hole and freak the fuck out.
The woman this past time consoled me and said baby the table goes up to 500lbs
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With the greatest of respect, nobody cares.
 
We're All Going To Hell 2 said:
I'm not sure where she is going but there are specialty clinics just for MRIs and PETs that do go up to 500lbs now. Al is lazy af and doesn't want to look and find one. She's too lazy to take medical transport cans which come with a lift to pick her fat ass up and put her in the van. They are equipped to loft scooters ffs.
This shit is available to her.
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There is two reasons why she can't have an MRI. First, even if the table could hold her, she might be too big for the MRI bore. Most units are about 60 cm (24 inches). It would be fine for her head, but not her abdomen. Secondly, the procedure would last anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour depending what they are looking for. I do not think that Amber can lie flat on her back for that long without choking. One possibility is to anesthetise and intubate her. This has its own set of problems.
 
I call shenanigans said:
Turdy pounds weightloss in two weeks probably led them to that assumption.

Just for fun, and because I think it has the potential to be both possible (not probable) and hilarious, I'll throw a cat amongst the pigeons with
Also a potential apartment nearby that meets all her list of requirements, didn’t have a virtual tour, and seems desperate for tenants. The 2 pet limit appears to be consistent with all the apartment listings I saw on apartments.com. This one also happens to be just 11 minutes drive from Dr Nowzardin’s Office. 😂
and this looks like fun
also
She said in the live she means "ice as in the kind that you slip on".
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Theres no way her fat no license having ass is being driven all the way to texas and dropped off to live in a shit state where theres like no rain and its always a billion degrees.

Her views are dogshit on YT now and i assume nobodys throwing super chats her way like when her and becky broke up so theres no way shes also putting up money to move like that. Its a 15 hour drive from her place to houston and she gets insufferable and swoleen only like 2 hours in to her car rides. They also cant afford a pod to ship all her shit so they would take multiple trips? No way amber isnt doing all that.
If shes somehow making a mistake like that her trainwreck ass may get some more views though... but amber doesnt have the money or time to do any of that.
 
D_Tractor said:
LifeByJen exposing Amber from beyond the grave:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vojGxnLyuEI:2278
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Well, wasn't Jen the pot calling the kettle black. Shocking.

Turd Fergusson said:
I do not think that Amber can lie flat on her back for that long without choking. One possibility is to anesthetise and intubate her. This has its own set of problems.
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Not gonna happen. She had a full hysterectomy with an epidural, and I assume she also got Versed. If they were unwilling to give her a general for a full hysterectomy to deal with her womb cancer/precancerous cells (mentioning both to appease both sides of the debate), there is no way they would do this just for a test.

Midazolam, brand name 'Versed' is a drug that's used in situations where you can't (or don't have time to) completely sedate a patient for a painful emergency proceedure. An example I know of off the top of my head is cardioversion: sending electrical shocks through the heart while the patient is conscious. You can't always wait until you have the luxury of getting the patient to the cardiac ward of a hospital, because they might go into V-fib or something before that, basically 'clinical death' (not ACUTAL death - but that's another sperg). Anyway, no aggressive airway management is required like with sedation, becuase the person isn't actually unconscious. The drug prevents the brain from 'recording' while under it's effects. In layman's terms, you 'black out' and have no memory of the proceedure. It would be likely that Amber got it, because a surgical team isn't going to want their patient fully aware of them cutting into their body - even if it doesn't HURT. Kiwis here who have delivered their babies vaginally with an epidural understand when I say that you aren't COMPLETELY numb. You still feel pressure and movement, just not 'pain'. You also don't want the patient hearing the team discussing themselves cutting through the body. I know that I personally wouldn't like to be lying there while it feels like the surgeon is skipping rope with my intestines while digging for another organ. Amber gets traumatized twisting her ankle while walking on a sidewalk - being coherent for an abdominal surgery is FAR WORSE than that.

Insulin reid said:
Theres no way her fat no license having ass is being driven all the way to texas and dropped off to live in a shit state where theres like no rain and its always a billion degrees....
...If shes somehow making a mistake like that her trainwreck ass may get some more views though... but amber doesnt have the money or time to do any of that.
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I'm hoping that this ends up being a really low-effort lie: that she 'pretends' to move to a completely different state, but ends up just moving to a cheaper and shittier apartment in Kentucky. And then she gives it away the first time she starts freaking out about a tornado watch or a boil water advisory or something. Of course her audience (with the memories of goldfish) will forget, but at least it will be a little bit of humour.
 
We're All Going To Hell 2 said:
PL
I've mentioned before I used to weigh almost 600lbs. I've lost over half of my body weight. I have major body dysmorphia because I still see a 600lb person in the mirror all the time. People have to force me to buy smaller clothes constantly and throw my old clothes away.
I recently had another mri because of my epilepsy. I always look at that small hole and freak the fuck out.
The woman this past time consoled me and said baby the table goes up to 500lbs
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girl no one fucking cares
 
Canuck Breaker said:
Didn't watch the live, won't watch the live. Why did I see a jewtube recommendation for a Karina video saying she was live with a new gorl? Catching up here seems like that's not a thing.
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Amber spent the entire chat distracted, smirking, and constantly texting on her phone with her 'friend'. Amber said something like "I PROMISE you I'm not seeing anyone. I'd tell you if I was". Which was her exact same behaviour (and line used) when Amber first broke up with Becky and was talking to Jade. She even seems to have rolled herself through a carwash and looks a little bit cleaner than usual - which was also what she did when she was 'secretly' talking to Jade right after Becky dumped her. There's no evidence yet of a new gorl. She COULD have someone in her DMs that she's hooked, or she could be bullshitting to try and make Jade jealous or something. Some even suspect that she and Jade didn't actually break up, and this is another attempt to make people think that there's a new girl when it's still Jade. Meh, time will tell.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Amber spent the entire chat distracted, smirking, and constantly texting on her phone with her 'friend'. Amber said something like "I PROMISE you I'm not seeing anyone. I'd tell you if I was". Which was her exact same behaviour (and line used) when Amber first broke up with Becky and was talking to Jade. She even seems to have rolled herself through a carwash and looks a little bit cleaner than usual - which was also what she did when she was 'secretly' talking to Jade right after Becky dumped her. There's no evidence yet of a new gorl. She COULD have someone in her DMs that she's hooked, or she could be bullshitting to try and make Jade jealous or something. Some even suspect that she and Jade didn't actually break up, and this is another attempt to make people think that there's a new girl when it's still Jade. Meh, time will tell.
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I am in the camp that she has not found anyone yet. She is too infamous, and the timing is too complicated for her to find someone now and move in a month.

Unless she is on MSHPL, she is not moving to Texas. It is pure misdirection from her part. She knows no one there. Unless she stays in Kentucky, she is moving to Oklahoma City. I never trust anything Amber says.
 
Insulin reid said:
Its a 15 hour drive from her place to houston and she gets insufferable and swoleen only like 2 hours in to her car rides. They also cant afford a pod to ship all her shit so they would take multiple trips? No way amber isnt doing all that.
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She’s not moving herself, she’s getting a removalist. A one way trip and it’s done. Amber can fly. Admittedly she’ll need two seats, but I expect that wherever she is going, she’ll be flying. We have no idea what her finances are like. All we know is her views had dropped. If she had $23k saved for her WLS, then she has the cash to move.
hotcheetospuffs said:
Texas has been attracting a few youtubers lately because of their tax laws. And Amber does not like paying taxes. But ice.... ICE cream? Blue Bell?
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She said “Ice, as in the ice you can slip on”, so NOT Meth and not ice cream.
Turd Fergusson said:
Unless she is on MSHPL, she is not moving to Texas.
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Agree. I just was amused by the potential. I also think Oklahoma is her likely destination. She has to have realised by now, that’s once you become medically vulnerable (usually by age but fat works as well), that you need a reliable support network close by. That often means family, and in her case with no friends, it definitely means family.
Turd Fergusson said:
I never trust anything Amber says.
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I definitely don’t trust her “I’ll miss living in the city”, because no way she moving to the sticks again. She hated that, and there’s zero content potential. She’ll be in a city somewhere, even if it’s a smaller city than Lexington.
 
"Ice" is the clue where she may be headed?
Amber will be on ice?
She finally admitting where her lifestyle is taking her and going to the morgue before the reaper forces her hand?
 
Isn’t wipey from the east coast? Wonder if she is moving closer to where wipey is from. Maybe this is all a gay op.
 
I was thinking about haunted houses today.
Perhaps the interest in them stems from the secrets that die with the occupants. Who were they, what did they do while they lived in that place.
If all people left journals when they died, would we read them?
If Amber's journals were within reach when she dies, would we read them?
I think I would, just to see how much she lies to herself.

Speaking of the journals, if she writes as much as she says she does, how does she not have entire rooms dedicated to her scribbles?
If she journals then just throws them away, why bother with it?
One of the great mysteries of the -Lynn, I suppose.
 
FatalTater said:
I was thinking about haunted houses today.
Perhaps the interest in them stems from the secrets that die with the occupants. Who were they, what did they do while they lived in that place.
If all people left journals when they died, would we read them?
If Amber's journals were within reach when she dies, would we read them?
I think I would, just to see how much she lies to herself.

Speaking of the journals, if she writes as much as she says she does, how does she not have entire rooms dedicated to her scribbles?
If she journals then just throws them away, why bother with it?
One of the great mysteries of the -Lynn, I suppose.
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Does she actually "Dear Diary" journal though, or is it all just checklists?
 
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