🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Xenomorph said:
Thats where all the blaaacks live. lmao.
But for real though there are some ghetto ass places on the south shore lmao
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Valley Stream, anybody? I had the misfortune of going to the Walmart there once. It is burned into my memory.
 
I still think Oklahoma City, Sonic was founded in OC and Amber loves Sonic Ice drinks. I agree with Turd also there is no new person and she is trying to generate interest because her channel is dead without any kind of speculation. I am starting to think she is going to a smaller place in Lexington and all this is just classic Amber. Since most of us called correct on the fake WLS storyline, I said months ago this is what her channel will become;
Nov - May; "AM I DOING WLS GUIIIISSSS"
June - teehee just kidding
July - October; Tertiary drama hyping a change to her setting whilst people like Alex is Shook line up in a row hyping it up not realizing that she has done this 30 fucking times.

I think the penny dropped during Cancer Gate when she could stretch the truth and essentially become a massive victim and no criticism. She was pre-cancerous and the doctor advised her to have a full removal to prevent it. She ran the fuck with it and thought fuck I can cry on camera say I have cancer and feign any speculation. Since then everything has been a shittier version of that arc full of half-truths and speculation.

If she moves to another state, ehh it's the same shit just sit inside and eat door dash but I do think she will try to look for a roommate to cover the bills.
 
Recently I keep getting recommended these news articles and videos about Oklahoma being the place to be for lesbians. Future AL drowning in pussy

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verucasalty said:
Recently I keep getting recommended these news articles and videos about Oklahoma being the place to be for lesbians. Future AL drowning in pussy

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Being able to keep lesbian bars open is a tricky balancing act. You don't want bible bashers protesting and you also don't want the place getting overrun by trannies.

Amber true and honest gorlfriend arc when?
 
90 Day Beyonce said:
Being able to keep lesbian bars open is a tricky balancing act. You don't want bible bashers protesting and you also don't want the place getting overrun by trannies.

Amber true and honest gorlfriend arc when?
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To be fair, how well would Amber do in lesbian bars? She would be able to dance for more than 30 seconds without be out of breath. A 520 pounds, 5' 2" woman with no conversational skills, would not become a lesbian icon in these places.
 
The Heartthrob said:
Does she actually "Dear Diary" journal though, or is it all just checklists?
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She said before she writes down conversations she has with people, dialog from her favorite TV shows, and full song lyrics. Essentially the journal I was graded on in 6th grade, where I had to show the teacher, every week, that I wrote at least five pages. She never read them, but would call you up, one by one, every Friday, and you had to show her you had five new pages. Most of the time, my friend and I would just write notes to each other and switch notebooks. The teacher never looked close enough to notice or she didn't care.
 
I call shenanigans said:
I also think Oklahoma is her likely destination. She has to have realised by now, that’s once you become medically vulnerable (usually by age but fat works as well), that you need a reliable support network close by. That often means family, and in her case with no friends, it definitely means family.
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I also find it hard to fathom that her mother, a recovering addict that live rough most of her life, is in a better physical shape and probably a better mindset than her daughter.

I call shenanigans said:
I definitely don’t trust her “I’ll miss living in the city”, because no way she moving to the sticks again. She hated that, and there’s zero content potential. She’ll be in a city somewhere, even if it’s a smaller city than Lexington.
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She hated Monticello because of the isolation even though it was probably a better place for her since she could go outside and walk around the garden. The type of flats that she is looking at and has agreed to rent, as she said, are not being build in remote rural areas. They are build in towns and cities to attract their main demographics, namely young adults and pensioners, neither groups want to be in the middle of nowhere. At the worst, she will be in the suburbs.
 
Plot summary with commentary, LET'S GO!!

Amber's stressed and having constant anxiety. Could that have to do with you deciding two months ago that you didn't need any anxiety medicine anymore? Or because you choose to live in the worst way possible for managing stress? I'm guessing BOLTH.

FREEZE FRAME!
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Oh, nevermind: she's worried that movers are going to steal the trash that's she's been hoarding in her hovel. Don't worry Ambo, those movers have NO INTEREST in your XXXXXXXXXXL shirts - they already have moving blankets.

Now, this is the part that has been confusing me: Amber's claiming to be moving out of state. Also, all of her things are cheapo Walmart stuff (and low quality Aaron's furniture). Based on that (and the fact that she loves shopping), wouldn't it be cheaper and make more sense to just trash all her flea-infested shit, and get new stuff after she moves?

JUMPCUT: She's in the kitchen, and it looks clean. Nothing on the fridge door, only one item on the fridge (that looks like a bottle of cleaner or something). She likes to have a backlog... you think she may have already moved at the end of August/beginning of September, and that this vlog is really old content from the last 2 weeks?

"Today is the day I officially let my apartment know the day that I'm moving". This also makes no sense: most places want 3 months notice, which would mean that she wouldn't be moving until near Vlogma-- this bitch better NOT be dragging this moving arc all the way to VLOGMAS for fucking ad revenue! Though it WOULD explain why it's taken her almost 2 months to pack one box of purses and sort through some hair scrunchies.

Both she and Wipey are just COINCIDENTALLY moving out on the exact same day.

JUMPCUT! Outside. TWINKIE SIGHTING!! 1 of 3 pets accounted for.

JUMPCUT! Sorting her kitchen shit AGAIN. Haha, jar of preworkout in the cabinet. Amber's going to go through everything first, then Wipey will be allowed to select things from Amber's cast-offs - because everything between Amber and Jade has ALWAYS financially been 50/50.

Fat girl angles for humiliation clicks while Amber struggles to pull small, everyday items from the cabinet. Also, the sound is really echoey - it sounds like the living room has been cleared out.

FREEZE FRAME!
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Check out that 30+ lb weightloss from the last two weeks. Work it gorl (yeah, there's no difference).

Amber's going to dump the unwanted stuff from this cabinet into a GoodWill box - despite most of this stuff being opened food, expired vitamins, and recipe cards from Hello Fresh.

"AFTER" SHOT OF CABINET!! It looks just as cluttered as before. She still has to go through it again later to decide what she's actually going to take with her (because Amber has to be as inefficient and retarded as possible at ALL TIMES - even when moving).

JUMPCUT! Back to sitting on the bed in her room - with her stack of candles behind her that she supposedly packed a month ago. Hmmm, echoey living room, and all sitting footage today and from her livestream was taken in the bedroom? Maybe I was right in my guess that the living room has been emptied of furniture. Watch in the next vlog, Amber will add an out of date clip of her living room to try and 'debunk' this.

Amber fuses about a stupid zit on her face, calling it a "little moment" That zit is so big, it's going to require it's own zip code soon.

Amber's 'been through it' since she was born.

RUMOUR CRUSHING MOLMENT! Amber says it's defamation and spreading false medical information if you say that Amber's taking Ozempic. Amber obviously needs to look up what 'defamation' and 'spreading false medical information' really is. Amber claims to be taking NOTHING. If she was, she would be clickbaiting the absolute fuck out of it, because she has absolutely no other content (I'm kinda paraphrasing her here, as this isn't what she said, but I'm sure that's what she MEANT).

Amber claims she has a lot of willpower (lol), and is MASSIVELY (LOL) needing to lose weight before this move... because the movers told her they won't wrap her in a tarp and roll her into the truck for the move, and that she has to fit into a car to get to the new apartment. (Again, I'm sure this is what she MEANT. She specifically mentioned the 'car ride').

MONTAGE OF BULLSHIT CEILING-VIEW WEIGH INS:
Monday the 28th: 514.0lbs
Wednesday the 30th: 512.6lbs
(Amber claims not to have weighed herself since)

Amber is doing 1-2 meals per day, all within a 4 hour window. Amber's lymphedema and breathing have miraculously gotten better since losing a whopping 5.6% of her overall bodyweight (despite still being heavier than she was when she had to get her hysterectomy without general anesthetic).

Something has clicked; food isn't the same for her anymore. JUMPCUT!! Amber shows her typical BJ's salmon takeout meal with mashed potatoes AND rice. So... I guess food is EXACTLY the same for her now as it was before.

JUMPCUT!! The next day. She's in the kitchen and forgot to end yesterday's vlog. The kitchen is really echoey, and the countertops are EMPTY. Drew (the air-fryer) is nowhere to be seen.

TL;DR: BULLSHIT, MOSTLY WORTHLESS VLOG. 512.6lbs as of 08/30. Amber "officially let my apartment know the day that I'm moving". Amber sorts a cabinet for content and humiliation clicks as she struggles to pull items from the shelves. Amber says that food isn't the same for her anymore, then eats that same salmon takeout meal she always gets with the mashed potatoes and rice. Twinkie sighting. Amber's not taking Ozempic, and clearly has no idea of the meanings of the terms 'defamation' or 'spreading false medical information'. Amber only films from one angle in the kitchen, and in the bedroom. The main room of the apartment is really echoey, sounding like it's mostly empty. Drew (the air fryer) and all of the other clutter is missing from the kitchen countertops and door/sides/top of the refridgerator.

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Amber. Is. Not. Losing. Weight.

Go to her channel and look at her thumbnails. Does she look smaller? No she does not.

Fat Amber will never lose weight, because (say it with me everyone)
Amber likes the way she looks.
She thinks she is pretty.
 
My personal theory is that Jade has said she'll take her back if she can demonstrate commitment to losing weight.

FatalTater said:
Amber. Is. Not. Losing. Weight.

Go to her channel and look at her thumbnails. Does she look smaller? No she does not.

Fat Amber will never lose weight, because (say it with me everyone)
Amber likes the way she looks.
She thinks she is pretty.
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She's probably going to have to lose a good 50+ ellbees before it's even slightly noticable to us on film. I'm willing to believe that she's losing weight... she's just going to put everything she has lost back on with interest soon enough, though
 
I'm kind of inclined to agree, she's certainly making all the right noises regarding changing her ways and weight loss etc, maybe she's deluded herself into thinking that Wipey will want her back once she sees Amber for the skinny legend she truly is. The good people at Uber Eats are going to make a fortune if/when it doesn't work.
 
Even for Amber's standard, there is a lot of misdirection in her last video.

She is afraid that the movers are going to take her possession. In reality, she wants Jade or other people to pack her stuff for free. She only likes to spend money on herself. She would be better to throw the whole lot in a dumpster and buy new stuff at her new place.

When she said that she will officially tell the office the day that she moves, it only means that she will tell the date of her move which could be a few days before the end of her lease. So, if her end of lease is September 30, she will tell them that she moves on September 28, or so. She gave her notice a while ago.

She tells us that both Jade and her are moving out the same day. Why telling us this? It is because Jade moved weeks ago but is still in the area.

Telling us that Jade will take her cast-off means that Jade already took what she wanted and the rest is for Amber to deal with.

Amber had a supply of Ozempic but does not want the backlash of using it to lose weight. Her explanation how she lost weight does not make sense. She may as well told us that she uses pixie dust instead. The only time she lost weight that fast was when she took Ozempic. She still is.

This video is possibly old, she might have already move.

She still has not found a new carer. This is why she acts like an active and carefree woman.
 
I know nothing about Long Island, except there's a drink called Long Island ice tea. Probably Amber with her worldly knowledge had the same reaction.
 
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