🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Turd Fergusson said:
Amber always said that she never failed at losing weight since she never quit trying it. For her, trying is success and she is so proud of herself for it.
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Let me counter with, she never tried. She did little more than think about what she should do and put it in a journal.

(I realize those are her words not yours)
 
Should her "gall stone issues" not be killing her? What about that hernia? Those lung issues?
All issues that require surgery or serious medical help...if they were totally not fake.
I HARP about how she talks, but the "era" shit sets to me. Who measures their life by a week or a month? Like I measure alot by where I lived, or jobs I had...measures of years or a decade.
She really thinks like a stupid...and I mean a really dumb fuck blonde teenage girl.
 
dfranki723 said:
She* needs the ''modern aesthetic'' so she can pretend to be a fashionable, GIRLBOSS influencer.
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Idiots like Amber don’t realize what’s sold as “modern aesthetic” is just cheaply, poorly copied designs from the 1950’s-70’s with all the color removed. There has been little to no new, good “modern design” for interiors in decades, unless you count stuff designed for new technological features. All the stuff I see sold today are cheap imitations of the better modern designs from fifty years ago. Too expensive for most companies to hire designers and have new, unproven, designs put into mass production so they just steal old designs.

Amber needs a “new apartment” because those are the only ones that can be handicap death fat accessible. It’s the only reason, her only taste comes from online ads and what influencers pimp.
 
Cornfed said:
Should her "gall stone issues" not be killing her? What about that hernia? Those lung issues?
All issues that require surgery or serious medical help...if they were totally not fake.
I HARP about how she talks, but the "era" shit sets to me. Who measures their life by a week or a month? Like I measure alot by where I lived, or jobs I had...measures of years or a decade.
She really thinks like a stupid...and I mean a really dumb fuck blonde teenage girl.
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I feel like it's way for her to keep her sanity.

Her life, outside of internet drama, is boring as all shit.

Like you said, major life events define someone's measurement of their life experiences.

If anything, this era talk was something forced upon her by her audience, marking the departure of each caretaker as an end of an era.

Her shameless co-opt of the term shows how narcissistic she is.

The thing is, these eras are quite similar to each other to the point where you need something like a gf leaving for anyone to suss anything out in regards to Amber's story.

She is more of a train than era; tho she make stops along the way, she is steam rolling head full blast to the final destination : an early death.

And boy is she on track. Mussolini himself couldn't make that train more on time.

So when you hear era think pit stop. Just a little detour that ultimately won't mean shit.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
She had a few boxes left when she stopped taking it. A rapid weight loss without really trying to cut calories is likely due to it. The fact that she is not telling us how she is losing weight is that she is using that medications to do it. There is a lot of backlash to people using an expensive diabetic drugs creating a shortage. She does not want the backlash.
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That would all hinge on Jade still hanging around and being willing to do the weekly injections. Amber won't do that for herself: she had Becky give her the injections post surgery to prevent clotting, and she made Jade give her the Ozempic shots last summer.

Turd Fergusson said:
While her weight goal is 199 pounds, it is just impossible for her to lose 24 stones (336 pounds/152 kg) without having bariatric surgery and substantial lifestyle changes. Amber is not interested in doing any of the work necessary.
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Michael B Petty once joked (maybe in 2019) that what Amber needed to lose weight was PRISON. And damnit, he was right! It's an environment where her portions would be controlled. The amount of commissary which she could order would be limited - and she would have to WORK A JOB or get money put on her books from her methmom (which wouldn't happen) to even order commissary. Any attempt she made to try and bully another girl out of their chow would result in a tray to her face from said inmate - a good training technique for Ambo! Every other option has failed, or WILL FAIL (ex, inpatient), because every other option requires at least SOME level of self control and willingness to change from her.

Cornfed said:
...I HARP about how she talks, but the "era" shit sets to me. Who measures their life by a week or a month? Like I measure alot by where I lived, or jobs I had...measures of years or a decade....
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She's just being stupid and mimicing her audience without understanding the meaning. And the audience members are doing it because Amber is completely devoid of personality and completely changes for each new girlfriend. It's the best way to explain what's going on with her in the moment without having to explain the context (talking about all of the temporary changes to her values, beliefs, goals, personality traits, etc).
Examples:

Person 1: "Did you just say she tongue-fucked a smirnoff ice bottle for the camera? WTF?"
Person 2: "Destiny era".
Person 1: "Ohhhh. Okay."

Person 1: "Why was she constantly complaining about Lexipro?"
Person 2: "Becky era".
Person 1: "Ah, makes sense."

The only parts of her that have survived all eras (and therefore are REAL parts of her personality), are her gluttonous eating, compulsive lying, and her emotional (sometimes physical) abuse/manipulation of those around her.
 
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I mean, Amber eats like a toddler raised in prison.
Her palate seems to only sense sweet and salt. She adores Ramen.
Prison food would be very similar to how she eats now and she'd have Becky number 3 to bankroll her whole stay.
The commissary candy bars would be just the thing to ease the pain of her stay.
I really don't think that even prison would help Amberlynn.
 
I was hoping that some kiwis with more extensive knowledge of Amberlore could help me out here:

A tidbit from Becky's most recent live (specifically, her Livestream titled "Beck and Logan are back" that ran for a total of 3:29).
This one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8ru-TIO4bA
I know Becks has her own thread, but I'm posting this here because it specifically pertains to Amber. During the last half-minute or so of the livestream:

Question: What was the lie that your ex (ALR) told your family that they found out about?
Answer: "That she had a child and that he had passed away and that was not true"

Right after Becky broke up with Amber in 2021 and they were still doing the livestreams, Becky mentioned that when they first got together, Amber told a big lie to Becky's family that they later found out wasn't true. And then Ambo steered the conversation to something else. During both livestreams the other day (the 3 minute one and the 1 hour 14 minute one), Becky didn't talk about any other ex other than Amber. Now, Becky didn't specify in either stream or the comments (or her recent community tab posts) whether she was talking about ALR or someone else, but it would be quite the coincidence if it was A DIFFERENT girlfriend. Plus, no one cares about Becky's OTHER exes, the people sending superchats and asking questions only want dirt on AMBER.

On one hand, Amber has been caught in some really gnarly lies. Mr. Snowflake found the ASK FM or whatever where Amber admitted that when she was in foster care, she used to tell people that her parents (at least her father) had died. (And then denied telling that lie). Lying about having a dead kid is pretty comparable to that. On the other hand, one reaction channel "The Gorl Zone" did a video about the livestream highlights, and specifically put up text on the screen during this section to say that Becky was referring to a different ex. Has Becky told a story ANYWHERE about a previous girlfriend who lied to her family about having a child who died?
 
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Boolean Bitch said:
Has Becky told a story ANYWHERE about a previous girlfriend who lied to her family about having a child who died?
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I've been following Amber's shenanigans for nearly 9 years now, and I don't recall Becky ever mentioning Amber making up this lie. She does however have an ex that was claimed by most of the Gaycare house to be crazy and abusive. This is the ex that Becky and Eric exposed in a 2 part sit down video (which i did not watch fully, just caught some of the highlights, because honestly who cares about becky enough to sit through that torture), and the same one that had her dirty panties plastered by Beck and Eric on facebook to shame her for her crimes of "being crazy." I don't remember if they even said this woman's name, but she seems to be the most likely candidate to tell a lie about phantom children, or at least to have this type of lie pinned on her by 2 little mean girl grifting cunts like NoNecky and Muppet man.
 
Clown Baby said:
I've been following Amber's shenanigans for nearly 9 years now, and I don't recall Becky ever mentioning Amber making up this lie. She does however have an ex that was claimed by most of the Gaycare house to be crazy and abusive. This is the ex that Becky and Eric exposed in a 2 part sit down video (which i did not watch fully, just caught some of the highlights, because honestly who cares about becky enough to sit through that torture), and the same one that had her dirty panties plastered by Beck and Eric on facebook to shame her for her crimes of "being crazy." I don't remember if they even said this woman's name, but she seems to be the most likely candidate to tell a lie about phantom children, or at least to have this type of lie pinned on her by 2 little mean girl grifting cunts like NoNecky and Muppet man.
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Dont worry, I watched it and it was 30 mins of Thumb and Kermit mumbling about why they thought what they did was a good idea never once owning up to the fact what they did was retarded and childish.
Kermit being messy as usual and Beggy playing victim as usual.
 
Pretty sure Becky talked about an ex who told her family she had a kid die by getting hit by a car or some shit. This was while she was with Amber, so it wasn’t her. She said the ex had a picture with a name scribbled out on it and it turned out to be her little brother or a friend’s kid or some shit and everyone was pissed. It’s all stupid and the only thing to take away from that is that it wasn’t Amber.
 
Blurry screenshot from her latest video, but she made sure to show that Feline is in her phone as “Baby Daddy”. Naturally. IMG_4186.jpeg
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
My money is on ozempic.

Maybe something prescribed but nothing illegal.

The idea of Amber sourcing meth in Lexington is absurd imho.
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Amber tried taking Ozempic. She hated it because eating is her life and any medication that would stop her from eating is not going to happen.

I feel like I say this every few pages of the thread but someone 500lbs+ with lymphodemia can lose or gain thirty pounds in two days depending on their salt intake. When your body gets to that size it does all kinds of weird shit. All her systems lympth, kidney, gall bladder, metabolism, hormones are completely out of whack. You can't try and scale it down to a comparison of someone normal size.
 
I was just glancing at the thumbnails of the past couple months of Amber's videos.

This lying bitch hasn't lost one single ounce. Not. One.
 
@Clown Baby, @Xenomorph, @caffeinated_pirate: Thank you very much. That was really bugging me. I wonder what Amber's big lie was?

Plot summary with commentary - why? I have no idea. I'm sure this is all just going to be clickbait and nontent bullshit. Well, let's get this done. Engage!

Amber's stressed from trying to hire a moving company. She needs to hire one, as no one will drive a U-Haul for her. I wonder if she can pay extra for them to wrap her in a moving blanket, roll her into the rig, and haul her to her new mystery location along with her trash?

Amber doesn't like the idea of the moving company packing for her. Nobody's touching her stuff but her. Amber claims it's part of her "OCPD-Thing". Amber tries to convince her audience that she doesn't even let JADE help pack for Amber. I guess she's forgotten how she vlogged herself sitting on her ass in 2020 while methmom and the thumb butler packed for her.

Amber keeps checking the viewfinder due to her camera continuously going out of focus... because she has blimped out beyond what her camera is programmed to recognize as a face. It has nothing to do with her vanity.

PLOT TWIST IN AMBO'S LIFE!!! Jade and Ambo hooked up last night - it just happened! And she woke up with no regrets, but they aren't getting back together. BULLSHIT!! First, nothing 'just happens' when you're over 500 lbs. I mean, the amount of effort to even waddle 3 steps puts her out of breath and at risk for her dangleeng an ankle.

Oh yeah: and second, and this is a total lie and it never happened.

Amber admits she overshares but doesn't know how to stop.

Amber talks a lot about moving, while making sure to scrub ALL details that would this even the slightest bit interesting or informative.

Amber pretends a fruit fly is buzzing around her.

JUMPCUT!! It's "the next day" from.... whenever. Tomorrow Amber has a virtual tour of the apartment she's going to be moving into.

Amber thinks she might be allergic to crabmeat. Her nose itches when she eats it. Good, it can go with your self-proclaimed AAAYG and shrimp allergy (she mentioned the shrimp thing on her old facebook account loooonnnnnng ago - before the aaayg nonsense).

JUMPCUT!! Makeup, and talking with the disembodied voice about Trump. Rarity!! 1 of 3 pets accounted for. Amber brushes rarity on camera for content. Amber pretends that she brushes Rarity multiple times per day, and Wasabi daily.

JUMPCUT!!! Amber and Twinkie walking outside. 2 of 3 pets accounted for. Amber's necklace is so tight, the charm is practically jutting out at a 90 degree angle. Amber pretends that she walks Twonk 3 times per day.

JUMPCUT!! Amber's back to laughing at Trump's mugshot. Yaknow, he's selling bumper stickers if you're interested. Also, she's put Jade in her phone as 'Baby Daddy'. Didn't she have Becky named 'Craig' or something like that?

JUMPCUT!! Virtual apartment tour update: The tour looked different than the pictures she saw. It was even better and she now likes the apartment even more. I hope so: according to your last vlog, you said that you've already committed to it. Amber said that she ALWAYS makes it work, as this isn't her first rodeo.

BITCH, PLEASE! This is Amber's history of finding apartments:
  1. Amber was invited to move in with her maternal family in Oklahoma.
  2. After getting booted, she 'visited' Casey's family - then surprised them with the info that she was homeless and had nowhere to go.
  3. After alienating Casey's family, she suckered Krystle's family and moved in with them.
  4. After Krystle dumped her, she moved in with Destiny.
  5. She and Destiny moved around a bit, living with Destiny's family and later renting a townhouse.
  6. After Destiny dumped her, Amber's landlord wouldn't let Amber renew the contract, so Amber bullied Becky into getting into a relationship and letting her move into the gaycare.
  7. Becky helped Amber find the current apartment and moved Amber's shit while Amber prepared for surgery.
  8. This current move (where she needed Jade to tell her about apartments.com and 'take over' the search).

She's more anxious about this move as opposed to the others because of the distance she's moving. BULLSHIT!! All of her other moves have been far:
California -> Oklahoma -> Arizona -> Virginia -> Florida -> Kentucky.
The only difference is that this time she might have to do it on her own.

Amber responds to Sabine Davis that No, Amber is NOT taking any diuretics to lose weight.

Amber says that she audience has voted for daily weigh ins instead of weekly, so:
"Yesterday" (Aug 23) - 527.4lbs.
"Today" (Aug 24) - 524.8lbs.

18 lbs lost in 10 days. Amber pretends that things are SO MUCH EASIER NOW that she's gotten down to 5 lbs heavier than she was during Vlogmas. (Expect Amber to 'forget' her audience's request for weigh ins within a couple of weeks).

Amber has been OFF of her psych meds for 2 months now, and now feels so much better. Remember just 4 months ago, Amber was saying she felt SO MUCH BETTER since she was taking her meds as precribed, and it was her NOT TAKING THEM that was making her mentulz so bad? It's almost as if she doesn't NEED her meds, because she DOESN'T HAVE THE DISORDERS SHE CLAIMS TO HAVE. SO WEIRD!

Byee!

TL;DR: ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT. Ambo pretends she and Jade had sex the night before. Amber talks about the whole moving process, without providing any details of ANY value. Amber claims to now be 524.8lbs, down 18 lbs in 10 days. Twinkie and Rarity sighting. Amber's off her psych meds again, and has been for about 2 months now.

Since Ambo liked Trump's mugshot so much and found it so cute, I found her one that she'll find even MORE cute!

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we hooked up, medicine for weight loss, apartment tour, & allergic reaction | vlog


 
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