🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Wow, she really does have boobs right up to her neck. And when you realize that she doesnt carry much of her weight in the chest … the mind boggles. Baron Harkonnenlynn.
 
It's probably just Jade who's moving and Hambone is just LARPing like when little kids mimic doing homework like their older siblings or grown up busy things like their parents. All she's done is clickity clack on the laptop pretending she has priorities. Who tf needs to go through their Christmas decorations?
 
This is my prediction if the bitch does move to Oklahoma: https://www.apartments.com/level-urban-apartments-oklahoma-city-ok/p77b2kr/

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Something about it just screams ALR to me. It seems to have a lot of features she mentioned but HEY. That's just a THEORY.
 
How many times has she quit soda?

Fixed her sleeping schedule?

Felt like shit?

Her base gets rest each time she reaches a new highest weight.

She is happy she is at 532, a weight that would have terrified her at the begin of her "weight loss journey."

8 pounds in two days could mean a lot things :

1. She is actually dieting (fat chance)

2. She managed not to eat 10,000 mgs of sodium for once in her life (most likely what happened)

3. Ozempic is secretly back in the mix ( I wouldn't be surprised; she needs to slim down for a new feeder/the move)

4. She is lying ( Another reasonable answer)

5. She actually has some disease that will cause her to lose weight even though she is still pigging out. ( Praise upon Allah, may this be the case tho if Chantal is still kicking then I don't see it happening yet. Mid forties seems to be the cut off for female Death Fats.)
 
maybe a pigeon said:
Wow, she really does have boobs right up to her neck. And when you realize that she doesnt carry much of her weight in the chest … the mind boggles. Baron Harkonnenlynn.
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Her current bra is several cup sizes too big for her and possibly padded. To see what her breasts really look like watch her old videos with the infamous beige (formerly white) bra that she wore every day.
 
I think the only reason she'd really bother packing up her journals and heaving that shelf into a U-Haul would be for a new caretaker/chaufeur. She probably thinks that if she can get (geographically) close enough to her family, she can bully them into feeling obligated to come over and help her or drive her places she needs to go (like she did with Destiny). She said in the last video that she THINKS she knows her moving date, which hints that she might not have even given notice for moving out yet. She still might be waiting to see if she can hook someone to move in with her. I don't think she's worried about the cost of the new apartment - as she's still making at least half of what she was during her channel's peak (which is a decent amount of money for how little she works). And let's be real, she's complained about EVERY state she's lived in. Well, except for California - which is probably due to a combination of some sort of nostalgia combined with a distortion of it's reality from watching shows like 90210 as a kid. Well, that and her life REALLY starting to spiral once she left California (as that coincided with her aging out of the system and no longer being taken care of by her generous foster parents).

(Though, I believe Amber's bitching about where she lives is what 12-step groups refer to as 'pulling a geographical' - where you think the key to you no longer being a POS lies in living somewhere else).

Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
Her base gets reset each time she reaches a new highest weight every few months.
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Fixed it for you. Although this iteration definitely feels like she's trying to seal the deal with another potential in her DMs. She's trying to prove that SHE CAN BECOME A BETTER PERSON - she just needs the "right support" to do so.
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
8 pounds in two days could mean a lot things :
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It could mean she weighed herself after a meal one day and after a shit the next. I could show myself losing 8 lbs in 24 hours by simply eating and then chugging a ton of water when I wake up then weighing myself before I shit. Then the next day just skip all the consumption and weigh post-toilet.

But that's more effort than she would put in. It'd be even easier for her to just weigh after a dump and then after she eats her 3rd doordash and claim it's 2 different days.

Again, this is all assuming she actually wants to even pretend any of this is real. The most likely outcome is she made it the fuck up.

All of this ignoring that weighing oneself every day or every other day isn't recommended because a 1-2% fluctuation in weight from day to day is expected.

And all the above making me more MATI than I should ever be. But probably because I'm currently surrounded by tons of ultrafats who are inconveniencing everyone around them, and definitely have the same bullshit mindset about weight loss.
 
It’s going to be interesting to see where she ends up, and if she tells some little white lies to get there. @_justlurking posted a likely contender above (despite me thinking it’d be a bit ‘tight’ for our gorl) but the pet thing confuses me. You are allowed 2 dogs AND/OR 2 cats? As someone who moves frequently and collects animals like I’m a real life Pokemon trainer the ‘how many pets’ question is always the most interesting. I doubt anyone would care about an extra cat (at least until they start marking) but she has 1 animal above what is normally allowed and that’ll narrow her search parameters considerably. Plus she needs a ground floor unit. Gorl had better hope she hasn’t put in her notice to quit yet, nothing stresses you quicker than house hunting on a deadline.

Hopefully she does the right thing and leaves the animals with Jade, she is in no physical condition to properly care for herself let alone those furbies and Twinkie has never looked better since Jade arrived. I predict dire health consequences should the pets travel with Amber.
 
Canuck Breaker said:
Again, this is all assuming she actually wants to even pretend any of this is real. The most likely outcome is she made it the fuck up.

All of this ignoring that weighing oneself every day or every other day isn't recommended because a 1-2% fluctuation in weight from day to day is expected.
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We assume that she wants to become of normal weight, namely 120 to 150 pounds, but I questioned the amount of weight that Amber really wants to lose. I think that it is much higher, in the 400 pounds range. First, all her diets are short and would not allow her to reach below this number. Second, she quit Ozempic when she was in the low 400, thus, for her, she had reached her uptimal goal weight. Third, Amber's greatest fear is sagging skin. Any weight lower would accentuate the sagging and Amber loves the way she looks.

I think that she was scare of WLS because to would mean that she would not be able to eat as much as she wants and if she loses too much weight, it would highlight the sagging skin.

Amber wants to be seen as losing weight, but not really doing it. As with Chantal, she hates exercise. She complaints about her lymphodema but refuses to do the simplest things, such as bandaging. Amber is not really interested in improving her mobility. She wants someone to drive her around and going to stores that have mobility chairs. I do not buy that she is not using them.
 
_justlurking said:
This is my prediction if the bitch does move to Oklahoma: https://www.apartments.com/level-urban-apartments-oklahoma-city-ok/p77b2kr/

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Something about it just screams ALR to me. It seems to have a lot of features she mentioned but HEY. That's just a THEORY.
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It's interesting to contrast the reasoning a normal human would live in an urban environment with ALR reasoning.

The fundamental benefit is everything is within walking distance, but you're paying for it. She doesn't walk anywhere, lol.
 
Her face is doing that thing again and I can't unsee it...

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Her face is starting to look like Jigsaw:
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Surprised Pikachu said:
It’s going to be interesting to see where she ends up...
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(well, maybe not in Philadelphia...)

In all seriousness, hopefully she at least gives up Wasabi (to either Jade or properly adopted out - not just making him 'disappear' outside). She doesn't really care about any of her pets, but she cares about him the least (as he's not as affectionate towards her as Rarity or Twinkie). And she won't even brush HER OWN hair; no way she has ever bothered to brush his. And he's been avoiding her like the plague ever since she THREW HIM OVER HER SHOULDER when he was a kitten. It would really be a win-win.
 
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You guys that are pondering the whole '3 pets puts her out of the limit' thing are overthinking things.

She'll just admit to only Twonk and Rarity. Wasabi won't be mentioned and will simply be silently moved in. End of story.

That is, if she doesn't get rid of him first. We all know he's the least favorite of her pets.
 
Wasabi could be such a pretty kitty if he was properly groomed. Well, all the pets would look better if they were better taken care of. Twinkie only recently lost weight in the Jade era because she was actually walked for once. Still, Wasabi gets the real short end of the stick being a long furred cat and the one that gets the least attention. I keep forgetting that Amber even has him since we usually see Twinkie and sometimes Rarity.
 
lostinwoods said:
imagine a 600 pounder having a pet, not just one pet but f'ing three pets. What a cluster fuck.
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What is especially sad is that indoor cats are about as low maintenance as you can possibly get, in terms of pets. Even a deathfat should be able to easily take care of a healthy cat - give them decent food, refill their water frequently, keep the cat box clean, brush them and clip claws if necessary, and pay enough attention to them that you notice if they need vet care (which you should have money put aside for in case). That's literally it, you can even exercise them/play with them without getting off your ass, let them chase the laser pointer or give them catnip and flick Q-tips at them or some shit then they'll sleep for 14 hours. Deathfats may have physical difficulties but neglecting a cat is just sheer laziness, there's no excuse. Amber doesn't even seem to like cats given her willingness to dump them outside when inconvenienced, if you view them with this level of contempt I don't understand why the fuck you'd even get cats.

Lmao at lardass making hardwood floors and walk-in closets a priority for finding a new place when she should be looking for which places have a freight elevator and rental insurance that will cover damage done when the firemen have to take a hatchet to the doorways.
 
vanilla_pepsi_head said:
clip claws if necessary, and pay enough attention to them that you notice if they need vet care (which you should have money put aside for in case).
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Even easier, many vets now offer an affordable monthly/yearly "supplemental insurance" plan. I think we pay like $50/month and it covers a monthly claw trim, quarterly checkup (and any associated meds/shots), an annual grooming, and covers a ton of the cost of a major surgery if necessary.

Combine that with pet supply subscription services and automated litter boxes, taking care of a cat is about as easy as a Tomagachi.
 
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
You guys that are pondering the whole '3 pets puts her out of the limit' thing are overthinking things.

She'll just admit to only Twonk and Rarity. Wasabi won't be mentioned and will simply be silently moved in. End of story.

That is, if she doesn't get rid of him first. We all know he's the least favorite of her pets.
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I wonder if the new "girlfriend", when she find her, has also a cat or a dog, or both? Which cat or dog will be thrown in the back of the sofa?

Canuck Breaker said:
Even easier, many vets now offer an affordable monthly/yearly "supplemental insurance" plan. I think we pay like $50/month and it covers a monthly claw trim, quarterly checkup (and any associated meds/shots), an annual grooming, and covers a ton of the cost of a major surgery if necessary.
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You are assuming that she cares about the animals. For her, they are accessories, much like her purses. Amber cares only for Amber. She did not want to buy a new pair of glasses for Becky.
 
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