🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Good lawd the way she stuck her tongue out and pulled that fry in was horrifying.

Weight Watchers amazes me. Convince fat people to hand over money so they can count calories and restrict their portions themselves, but it isn't called counting calories it's called points and the number system is a little different.
Imagine having to look up food yourself, decide how much of what to have, AND paying for the privilege. I would never.

FailureLynn's really easing her way back into doing mukbangs with the ordering greasy food and taking a big bite, and thumbnails like that one. Any day now we'll get a "Eat with me" video.
 
FatalTater said:
Weight Watchers amazes me. Convince fat people to hand over money so they can count calories and restrict their portions themselves, but it isn't called counting calories it's called points and the number system is a little different.
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WW has absolutely no redeeming features unless taken with premium one on one counselling IMO. Plus someone ALR’s weight gets such enormous numbers of daily points, I suspect there is something seriously wrong with whatever algorithm they use to determine points. I realise the overall idea of zero point foods is to get people with limited points to concentrate on whole foods, and that does tend to work for serious 150-200lb dieters that have around 25 daily points. It means nothing though to a fast food junkie with 80+ points a day. It is generalised that a WW point is the equivalent of 50 calories, so in Amber’s case her daily allowance gives her 4000+ calories and whatever she adds in zero point foods…and she still nearly always exceeds her points on a daily basis.

Calorie counting is a far superior option, because the reality is that all food has calories, and they all matter. She’s is just wasting everyone’s time again pretending she cares about succeeding, when in reality it’s purely for content and maybe to try to convince Jade she is serious this time so to give her another chance. Takeouts on day one though prove it’s just a joke to her.
 
I call shenanigans said:
WW has absolutely no redeeming features unless taken with premium one on one counselling IMO. Plus someone ALR’s weight gets such enormous numbers of daily points, I suspect there is something seriously wrong with whatever algorithm they use to determine points. I realise the overall idea of zero point foods is to get people with limited points to concentrate on whole foods, and that does tend to work for serious 150-200lb dieters that have around 25 daily points. It means nothing though to a fast food junkie with 80+ points a day. It is generalised that a WW point is the equivalent of 50 calories, so in Amber’s case her daily allowance gives her 4000+ calories and whatever she adds in zero point foods…and she still nearly always exceeds her points on a daily basis.

Calorie counting is a far superior option, because the reality is that all food has calories, and they all matter. She’s is just wasting everyone’s time again pretending she cares about succeeding, when in reality it’s purely for content and maybe to try to convince Jade she is serious this time so to give her another chance. Takeouts on day one though prove it’s just a joke to her.
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I lost 120 pounds on WW. Kept it off 2 years.
 
formerlyfat said:
I lost 120 pounds on WW. Kept it off 2 years.
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Guarantee you didn’t start at 550lb with 80+ daily points that you just had to use every one of them (and more) up every day. If they were so good then they wouldn’t have to change their plans up every couple of years, and they wouldn’t have needed to change their corporate name because of all the negativity surrounding the Weight Watcher brand. “Wellness that Works”…BS!!! Everybody that has the drive and determination to succeed on basic WW, could do just as well (if not better) by simple calorie counting on a free app. Amber can’t succeed on any plan because she simply won’t deprive herself of anything she wants that she can buy. Just like WLS didn’t work for her because she couldn’t simply walk in, write a cheque, and get it done.

By the way, as Fresh Meat, it seems you need to be told, don’t respond to my statement with any further personal detail. Apart from it being a PL, no-one cares!
 
Goddamn what is so hard about reading a damn food label, then recording on any of the dozens of available food apps, the fat grams, net carbs, and protein per serving? The apps calculate the calories and daily limit accurately for you from there, depending on how much weight you want to lose and how quickly.
FFS it really is that simple but god forbid these deathfats spend maybe 60 seconds to note what they are shoving in their misery holes. Maybe AL and Chantal should try eating a bag of dicks instead.
I apologize for my tone, but I cannot believe we are back to WW with this halfwit.
 
formerlyfat said:
I lost 120 pounds on WW. Kept it off 2 years.
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Already stated by @I call shenanigans but sometimes emphasis is required.

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All you did is tell us this about yourself:

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Now back to our regularly scheduled bullshit:

ALR is fat and I would not have sex with her. Nor would anyone in this thread (except maybe Dear Feeder; pity she's a lezbean).
 
Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
I apologize for my tone, but I cannot believe we are back to WW with this halfwit.
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I think that we are back because WW is safe for her. The plan has so many points that she does not fell any restrictions on her diet. She does not want any restrictions on what she can eats and how much she eats. Besides, she will buy loads of food from WW. Losing weight is secondary to show that she is doing a diet.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
WW is safe for her. The plan has so many points that she does not fell any restrictions on her diet.
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She’ll still exceed her extra weekly points within a couple of days…if she hasn’t already. Day one and she already overshot her daily points and used a quarter of her weekly ones on absolute crap food. Guaranteed that she underestimated her points as well eg. only 6 pts for that huge serve of Mexican rice seems very low.
 
I call shenanigans said:
Guarantee you didn’t start at 550lb with 80+ daily points that you just had to use every one of them (and more) up every day. If they were so good then they wouldn’t have to change their plans up every couple of years, and they wouldn’t have needed to change their corporate name because of all the negativity surrounding the Weight Watcher brand. “Wellness that Works”…BS!!! Everybody that has the drive and determination to succeed on basic WW, could do just as well (if not better) by simple calorie counting on a free app. Amber can’t succeed on any plan because she simply won’t deprive herself of anything she wants that she can buy. Just like WLS didn’t work for her because she couldn’t simply walk in, write a cheque, and get it done.

By the way, as Fresh Meat, it seems you need to be told, don’t respond to my statement with any further personal detail. Apart from it being a PL, no-one cares!
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I don't disagree. WW is calorie counting with training wheels. The tools made it easier for me. The thing is you actually have to work the plan. She never does. Why she even bothers is beyond me. If a dietitian at the weight loss surgery was ignored she sure as hell won't follow WW which is calorie counting at its core.
 
Breakfast at 3:13pm LOL
High off her gunt too goddamn and stoppit acting like you only ate that shit lmao

FYI she ordered Shake Shack at 3:13 pm and claims 6 hours later she ordered Chuy's which would put her at 9pm and it would be well dark by then, this bitch ordered them both back to back the sun placement is the same shadow casting on her face it is brightly lit from her windows.
She did not at ALL wait. This was part of a THC infused binge session.


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Her videos have a strange melancholy to them recently, as if this is truly her all alone. The soft buzzing of the air conditioning, the creaking of the fridge and boxes. Very liminal. It's the whale but a horrible prolonged horror film. She is trolleeeen herself to an early grave.
 
Corporate wants you to find the difference in these two images:

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Plot summary with commentary.... without the plot summary... or the commentary. Let's be real - even Stevie Wonder can see where this shi t's going:

Amber orders two takeout meals, and claims that the total for them was 89 points. Amber wanted to eat more, but didn't want to eat any of the healthy 0 point foods because they have calories in them. Amber buys groceries but will show that in another video. The office is an absolute disaster with all of the boxes scattered around (more evidence that Jade is gone), but nothing has been packed (except for that one box of purses). Amber claims her weight is 531.2lbs. Wasabi is still alive (as of the filming of that clip).

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@I call shenanigans: WW isn't absolutely terrible if you're honest with yourself - AND if you're following it on your own using a free site (like watcherspoint.com) for an older, more reasonable version as opposed to the absurd nonsense they've been putting out over the last several years (though, yes, calorie counting is a far better system). (I don't mean to PL, but I know people who have been successful on the program from about a decade ago and have maintained the weightloss by continuing to use the system from that time). The problem is that WW (or really any type of plan for that matter) isn't designed for Deathstar fatties like our hamplanet. They are meant for regular run-of-the-mill fat fucks who need to be reminded of things like apple pie isn't healthy just because it has apples in it. Amber has intentionally stayed with web/app based WW because she knows that all of her bullshit around how she follows the diet (including her manipulating the online counter into giving too many points) would be called out on day one and she'd be humiliated in front of all of the other slightly less fat fatties in attendance.

@catbyte @Xenomorph "And that was like, THE BOMB DOT COM!!"

@KSavario: The martini had a point value because alcohol has a point value. Aspartame - and pretty much all artifical sweeteners - are considered 0 points on WW.
 
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She didn't add the points from her diet coke. I remember something like a single martini is 8 points or so, so the diet coke should have points to it. I don't think I missed her adding it.
 
KSavario said:
She didn't add the points from her diet coke. I remember something like a single martini is 8 points or so, so the diet coke should have points to it. I don't think I missed her adding it.
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I don't see why Diet Coke would have points. There is nothing in it to trigger an insulin response, hence why it isn't processed by the body and therefore counts as a 0 calorie beverage.

Martinis, on the other hand, have about 160 processable calories due to their sugar content.
 
RedMage said:
As cliche as it sounds, it isn't always too late to get your shit together. Amber would be livid seeing Becky lead a better and fulfilling life.
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The best revenge is living well. Which is the only reason I can think of why Amber-Logs would want to give Necky free money.
Salvador Dali said:
what I ate today on weight watchers day 1 | all takeout | vlog

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2N8Mdkx1tBI
alr archive - what I ate today on weight watchers day 1 all takeout vlog.mp4
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How retarded do you have to be to be shocked and appalled that greasy fast food is worth a shit-ton of points? And then she expects us to believe that she's capable of any kind of intermittent fasting. Like, come the fuck on.
I call shenanigans said:
Amber can’t succeed on any plan because she simply won’t deprive herself of anything she wants that she can buy.
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She couldn't even deprive herself of cheese on her fries.
 
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Absolutely disheveled.
I can’t remember which one of you do the recaps and oft insert “wash your greasy disgusting hair, pig.” but I immediately thought of that.

I love that she goes on saying that she’s shoveled food down her throat nonstop for the past week, but immediately says her extra weight is just swelleeen.
 
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