🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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WTF is happening here, both Chantal and Amber are now on the "eat takeout for every meal IDGAF" diet? I realize both of them were probably doing that anyway, but all I'm saying is that a bullet has to be quicker and more cost-effective.

I don't believe for a second that she's 531. Those chins are multiplying. Also, lol at the fridge being empty. That thing was bursting at the seams when Jade was around.

So, quinoa is rice now? Okay.

ETA: I'm a tard and wrote 331. Thanks Vegetamite.
 
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Healthy eating/weight loss requires planning. It’s the real secret to success. Waiting until you are hungry before deciding what to eat is a recipe for disaster, especially if you are in the habit of ordering delivery. It would be a huge step forward for her to physically write out her daily meals and snacks in one of her zillion planners (after confirming the points online) to alert both her brain & belly to what is going to happen for the day. Document water. Document sleep. Document your thoughts. But especially, document what you will be eating beforehand.
It shows such a juvenile, immature level in thinking that she has a nearly empty fridge, except for the chicken that Jade bought her. She is going to soon be on her own. AL can do Lego all day. She can do her makeup. She can record videos. But she depends on others to tell her when or how to eat, and then resorts to the only thing she really knows how to do when it comes to getting a fix. She orders take out. And despite what she may think, she isn’t intermittent eating. She‘s sleeping away most of the day, waking up hungry, and starting her afternoon binge. That is not controlled eating.
Given her lack of skills in the nutrition department, and with unlimited access to both money and delivery, is it any wonder that this is her modus operandi? It’s like being on vacation in a hotel or at a resort for the rest of us. Think about that gluttonous feeling you get after a few days of all you can eat buffets and take out. At least we can do activities that kind of offset the damage, but Amber is stagnating, and doesn’t have a filter or a turn off switch. Notice how excited she gets - watch her body signals - when she anticipates a delivery.
If it wasn’t so sad it would be funny. This is what happens when you don’t learn basic survival skills and control mechanisms as a child. Respect for your body and the miracle that it is. Good job, ya loser parents. And as they so often do, AL has put her mother on a pedestal despite the horrific job she did. She may have come out of this nightmare of a life as a successful YouTube blogger, but Amber needs serious guidance. Therapy is a start, but this girl needs to be taught how to eat, what to eat, how to budget both her funds and calories for weight loss, basic nutrition skills that don’t rely on processed foods, and how to overhaul her emotional dependence on what tastes good in the moment. Otherwise, she’s doomed.
It surprises me that someone who has such weird adversaries to so many foods would eat from restaurants in the first place. Each time she places an order she increases her chances that the food prep is tainted, poorly prepared, undercooked, handled by someone with contaminated hands, dirty ice, etc. Proves that she doesn’t really think the process thru or has decided to go with the best of two evils.
Professional help, girl. This is too big for you to handle on your own.
 
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Poor guy looks miserable.
 
Why do lazy people get long haired cats? Short hairs don't need to be brushed anywhere near as often. Amber and Foodie shouldn't have any animals but since they insist on having them why do they pick high maintenance ones?
 
Her dirty hair combined nicely with her being high/drunk.

I think she was genuinely shocked at how fast the points added up when she got fast food. In the many past trial runs of WW, she always ate way over the "free" points and then blamed it on the program. But she admitted this time that they do count. But of course by tomorrow she will pretend she didn't know.

I think both Chantal and ALR think that fast food and restaurant portions are normal portions. For all their "intuitive" bullshit, you would have thought they would have educated themselves about why restaurants have such large portions and not normal servings.

Here for the incoming anger arc, at least until she finds a new caretaker
 
If her fridge is that empty, and she has to order everything I think that is good proof that the house slave has fled.
This bitch is going to go completely crazy being alone. Love that for her.
 
The lighting in the video freaks me out. Like porno loop dull. Big Lebowski crashing around the supermarket dull. Is she not paying the light bill?

Also: if you're gonna oink out on burgers n fries (with saintly Diet Coke) there are way better places for it than Shake Shack. I guess McDonald's doesn't have cheese fries.

After this burgers and fries parade, I hope she has the decency not to say one more time meat creeps me out. I am not optimistic.
 
I dunno about you guys, but if my cat’s litter box isn’t as clean as he’d like it, he starts pissing all over my closet. Jade was the pooper scooper in that house, and the very image of Al trying to bend over, fat cascading down like a waterfall, to attempt cleaning is hilarious. She wouldn’t be able to hold that position for more than 2 seconds.

My point is her closet is getting pissed in.
 
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I don't disagree. WW is calorie counting with training wheels. The tools made it easier for me. The thing is you actually have to work the plan. She never does. Why she even bothers is beyond me. If a dietitian at the weight loss surgery was ignored she sure as hell won't follow WW which is calorie counting at its core.
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Ultimately, the method plays second fiddle to discipline. She's window-shopped every avenue-of-approach to lose weight and somehow is competent enough to state factual info (sometimes), but she's unable to comprehend what the words mean. (ex. sodiums, water weight, swellin', etc.)

However, she racks disciprine and her concept of 'free will' is skewed to the point she's 500-600 lbs.

tl;dr She puts the horse before the cart.
 
Goddamn poor Wasabi looks awful, he has not been brushed at all and mats for cats and dogs are painful. It causes them to slow down, sit awkward and impacts their mental health severely. Wasabi has an undercoat too which when matted becomes like a sarcophagus around his frame. The fridge kinda proves Jade is gone, I know it's her baiting but Amber thinks she is more clever than she is and Jade is gone. She is fishing hard for a new caretaker but the pool is lowering quickly.

She is clearly trying to get rage clicks now though thinking it will make her channel as it was in 2016-19. She does not realize though that the Haydurs made her channel that big and there are only a handful of Amber reactors and fewer who are good.
 
Wasabi looks like shit, so either Jade has been gone a long fucking while or they just never gave a fuck to ever brush him. He's gonna end up having to get some muffed up buzz cut like BBJ did. Hamber really gives no fucks about the cats, they're accessories, and Twonk has always been the favorite. With no caretaker, the animals are once again fucked until she gets a new one. No walks, no clean litter boxes. That apartment is going to end up like the one she lived in when Dusty bounced. Shit and piss everywhere and not just from the animals. (Edited because typos is scary.)
 
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Counting my lucky toenails that this becomes an era consisting of Amber waddling around and becoming a raging alcoholic. If she actually went through with her elephant-strength meds maybe she could SSRI her brain into a potato. Theres no more BEHHHBEHH or excessive squealing, so I guess that just proves she was doing it to be obnoxious.
She also keeps reassuring that she is NOT a bad person. I think she's saying that more to herself than the audience. "I am a good person. Good people do bad things sometimes. So I made a bad decision? People have messaged saying they moved on.." she is quite literally coping and seething right now lmao. The camera shakes side to side with her as she sighs and rubs her moonface wondering what she'll eat as if the delivery wasn't already made.
It's funny how Jade went to the store and thought "What would Amber like? I know, A WHOLE ROTISSERIE CHICKEN!"
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
The fridge kinda proves Jade is gone, I know it's her baiting but Amber thinks she is more clever than she is and Jade is gone.
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It is my read too. I suspect that for a few weeks, Jade cooked her meals at home and Amber kept ordering takeaways. Showing the chicken is misdirection. Amber probably bought it and never used it. Jade has been gone for a while and is not looking back.

Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
She is fishing hard for a new caretaker but the pool is lowering quickly.
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At this point, she should be looking for a roommate, or more appropriately someone to help her instead of a new girlfriend. Amber is now too infamous to get anyone without an ulterior motive.

Who Now said:
I think she was genuinely shocked at how fast the points added up when she got fast food. In the many past trial runs of WW, she always ate way over the "free" points and then blamed it on the program. But she admitted this time that they do count. But of course by tomorrow she will pretend she didn't know.
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She has been so many times on WW that I would be surprised if she did not know how many points the meals were. It is besides the point, she wants to be on a diet but not necessarily wants to lose weight. This is why she has so many points. Amber loves to eat and loves the way she is. She had access to a psychologist, who seems to talk mostly about trauma and PTSD, and a dietitian, who seems to not have any success in changing her diet.

Who Now said:
I think both Chantal and ALR think that fast food and restaurant portions are normal portions. For all their "intuitive" bullshit, you would have thought they would have educated themselves about why restaurants have such large portions and not normal servings.
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Amber had said many times that she needs to eat more because she is a big girl. Amber also said that she likes to feel full and it takes a lot of food to do so. She gained about 10 pounds in a few days. I suspect that by being alone, she will gain a few more, being on a diet or not.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
She has been so many times on WW that I would be surprised if she did not know how many points the meals were. It is besides the point, she wants to be on a diet but not necessarily wants to lose weight. This is why she has so many points. Amber loves to eat and loves the way she is. She had access to a psychologist, who seems to talk mostly about trauma and PTSD, and a dietitian, who seems to not have any success in changing her diet.
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I would add onto this by saying that she is probably some sort of diet fetishist. Not in a sexual way, but I think it makes her feel productive. She doesn't want any of this to end, she just wants to write in a book and get patted like a schoolchild. It's the high of gathering supplies and making lists but not wanting to do any of the actual work. She doesn't know anything about diets and sodium and just likes reading girl blogs and feel-good pinterest/tiktok hack posts. I'm sure she doesn't LOVE being fat but she doesn't WANT to be skinny enough to do anything and gets trapped in that slippery slope of being fat but not feeling fat enough to do anything because you just get used to every next step.
 
Vegetamite said:
...I can’t remember which one of you do the recaps and oft insert “wash your greasy disgusting hair, pig.” but I immediately thought of that...
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That's Sitch (@Situation Type Deal Gorl). Hope she comes back soon :(

@Hippy Dippy
"...but Amber needs serious guidance. Therapy is a start, but this girl needs to be taught how to eat, what to eat, how to budget both her funds and calories for weight loss, basic nutrition skills that don’t rely on processed foods, and how to overhaul her emotional dependence on what tastes good in the moment. Otherwise, she’s doomed..."
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Everything you've said is 100% true, but it's viewing it through the lens that she WANTS help but doesn't know what to do. Amber knows exactly what she's doing, and she knows exactly what she NEEDS to do. AMBER WANTS TO LIVE THIS WAY. Amber lived this way when living alone and barely making 2K/month. And she was living this way when making 5 figures a month and having a whole house full of servants as well as multiple fitness/diet YouTubers falling over themselves to help her. And she expects everyone around her to live this way, too. She expects her gorlfriends to give up their goals, ambitions, and self care in order to constantly gratify her, as well as tending to her needs the way a parent would to a young child. This is working for her, and she'll do whatever it takes to keep it going.

Everything on her channel serves 2 purposes: 1) manipulating her audience to string them along, and 2) manipulate her current girlfriend to keep them serving her. And EVERYTHING she does are for these two purposes. In this last video, Amber DISCOVERED that if you only eat junk food, you run out of WW points faster, and it's to teach you to make better food choices. This is a revelation she's made during EVERY SINGLE ROUND OF WW since at least 2019. She also bought a knockoff lego typewriter, right after saying last week or so that she already had 2 lego typewriters and was going to sell them before she moved. So why buy ANOTHER ONE? Why not disassemble and reassemble the ones you already have? Answer, to outrage her audience so they can leave a comment (giving her engagement), and then tune in to the next video to see if she addresses it (giving her more views).

Unpopular opinion, but not everyone can be saved. Amber's one them who can't.

Day Walker said:
Why do lazy people get long haired cats? Short hairs don't need to be brushed anywhere near as often. Amber and Foodie shouldn't have any animals but since they insist on having them why do they pick high maintenance ones?
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Pets are accessories and sources of supply to narcs, not living creatures who think and feel. She got Wasabi because he was the pet available at the moment that she demanded a kitten. His specific needs were (and still are) irrelevant.

@Turd Fergusson
"...At this point, she should be looking for a roommate, or more appropriately someone to help her instead of a new girlfriend. Amber is now too infamous to get anyone without an ulterior motive...."
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Can that even happen? I mean, who in their right mind would move in with Amber and pay for half of the rent and utilities, just to have to constantly clean up after a 500lb toddler (as she isn't cleaning up her own messes), deal with no privacy from her wandering into and filming in every room, and having to listen to her stomp around and shriek all through the night?

Paid caretaker (either through a service or under the guise of being a 'gorlfriend') is her only option.
 
Amber loves the ways she looks. She thinks she's pretty.
She has to be on a diet so she can make people think she wants to lose weight, especially now that she's trying to hook a new caretaker. So she shows the camera 2 of the meals she had. I'm betting she had more that she didn't show. So clever, this 32-year-old toddler is!
 
Amber gets high off her own farts and people "supporting" her. She's always mentioned how family should "lovve and accept unconditionally" which in Amber speak means "I can fuck up as much as I want and you will accept me". However, Amber has admitted SHE can hold a grudge forever over the tinest shit. Hypocrite? Amber? Naw.
She has always strives for asspats like a child "please be proud of meee", "Im only human" Other people do it tooo" "It coulda been so much worrrse" this is not new but yet even though the pig was 100% truthful for the first time ever and told her dicklickers to stop giving her advice cause she wont listen and dont care they are now spamming her comments with "YOU NEED TA GO TO INPATIENT HUURRRR"
As soon as Amber gets the asspats and her dopamine hit, shes already quit and you WILL support her cause that's what I DEMAND.
She's trash she likes being fat and what that brings.
 
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Xenomorph said:
He also looks like he hasnt been brushed and he isnt cleaning himself properly.
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It's also been hot as hell the past month in Kentucky, could probably use a slight haircut like we used to give our longhair when she got older. Kept her cooler and she didn't have painful matting in her fur from not being able to clean herself as well. No matter how much brushing you gave her, she'd always get it with long fur, so every summer she'd get a nice grooming and a relatively short cut, and was much more comfortable overall. She was always back to full length for winter, so she'd get a monthly cleanup groom just to help keep her nice. I'd bet more Than anything though, Wasabi could use a sanitary groom, expeshulleee with how infrequently the litter box is likely cleaned.
 
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