🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amber's using 90's diet tips wrong again.
Kinda like how she "fries" food in water to save calories that would be in the oil, but then eats enough for two whole families?
Mustard was recommended because it has fewer calories than other sauces and there's a lot of flavor in a tiny amount.
It's not magic, it's just calories in, calories out.
No wonder FailureLynn can't get it right.
 
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This is typical Amber. She is so excited when she starts a new diet, or lifestyle change, or basically anything new. Just go back to Optavia, Noom, Jenny Craig, etc. Then a few days later, something heart crushing that she cannot talk about happened and she binged became a food addict again. However, she will tell us that she will be talking to her therapist/dietician/friends/Feline/UberEat driver that she will be soon on tract.

Amber has mentioned many times that "trying" is as important as "succeeding". She will tell us that she never failed since she always continues to try, and when she did not succeed, it is because of someone or something else. As far as the wls, if the surgeon had put her on the wait list for surgery in February, she would had the surgery by now. But the surgeon maliciously refused her surgery. It was not her fault, it was the surgeon.
 
I'm pretty sure I know exactly why she likes tarot cards all of a sudden. The second Zachary Michael covered Cindy and forced her into the gorlworld sphere, Amberlynn was on her like flies on shit and has apparently been watching her ever since. She likes wiccan/spiritualist stuff and is learning how to give herself tarot readings so I think Amberlynn's trying to absorb her personality. Probably hoping she can weasel her way into having another youtube bestie like PinkSparkles, which I don't really see happening.
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We know she went to the initial session, where she played with her phone the whole time. It is likely that she started therapy as you described. She was counting the sessions.

I do not believe all this nonsense with the dietitian, being proud of her for failing to lose weight. This is not the type of discussion that would come from a medical professional. I think she was told that she was not ready and would need to continue therapy and to lose xxx amount of weight before even being considered. She was probably told to get her sleep apnea tested which is why she is “processing “ what she needs to do next.
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Twelve sessions seems like a reasonable amount as a prerequisite too. The sort of rhetoric and vocabulary she picked up is the kind of thing she'd only learn from therapy as well, unless she actually read The Body Keeps The Score which I highly doubt she ever gave a second thought after opening it.

Absolutely not. It gives me the same vibes as her old doctor allegedly telling her "You're healthy--but you're obese". It's a common lie with deathfats that they're actually super duper healthy despite being morbidly obese. She does say she's anti-HAES but I think that's more of a bartering chip with her audience to be like "I'm not one of THOSE fatties" while spewing the same rhetoric.
That could be too. I doubt they'd kick her out of the program even though the aforementioned Dr. Now thug life style beatdown would be a dream come true. She lied to herself thinking she could get approved immediately and get it over with and now she's frustrated and acting out.
 
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So this unwashed heffer STARTS her 8 hour eating window at 6pm. Must have a great sleeping schedule going there
 
It's the little lies that amaze me at times.

Amongst her submarine word vomit she claim she knew "they were like going in there." (Her dumb words not mine. It's poorly said that I have trouble quoting it)

" I have been following it since the minute I found out it about. which was Sunday. I knew they were like going in there. Like going into the water the ocean" is what she said.

How the fuck did she know of this expedition before it made the news?

What's the point of making such statement?
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Amber always tells us a good story about a new diet and exercise. The question is how long will she stick to it. My guess is till the weekend. She will have the same success as Chantal’s 40 days of water fast.

She probably went to the clinic on Monday and was told to lose 50-100 pounds before even considering wls. Now, she is trying to lose the weight, but we all know how this will turn out. She will tell us it was her decision not to get wls as it was her decision not to get married.
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TardiX said:
She didn't get denied because she wasn't in a program. She finally ran out of story line for her WLS arc.

The imaginary therapist was to buy time while trauma dumping on her audience. She even stretched out the last couple "sessions" when she still hadn't come up with a story to get out of it.

Now we get "I have to have time to come up with a new lie process my decision*" before telling her audience what happened.

Retarded, lying, brat.

ETA: * Also has to make sure that decision she makes up absolves her of any fault or responsibility.
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Judging by her track record, I don't believe she made up the whole thing. It doesn't explain away her being in the office and stuff either. What I'm guessing happened is she got set up with the right people and after she cried about needing to see a year's worth of consistent progress in order to be approved for surgery, they broke it down and told her to start off with therapy and they'd see how her weight loss went from there. Like always, she then lied about how it was going and how impressed her nutritionist was with her despite her total lack of progress since starting the program. As a result I'm guessing they either booted her from the program Dr. Now thug life style or they told her that she has to start from square one and now she's back to the cycle.
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Late here, but I believe the main reason WLS was cancelled was lack of funds, not long ago she was required a gallbladder scan, and she was furious her insurance wont cover and was too expensive , if she cant pay for a scan imagine all the other exams required? She probably thought everything was included but I guess the price they gave her was only for the procedure, not the exams (I bet is a lot for a surgery on someone her weight), she has to pay all bills for her and Jade (otherwise she lost The Help), there's not a penny left.
She believes WLS is a miracle solution and she must be jealous of Tammy.
Her only hope is reaching 600lbs and calling Dr Now.
Sorry if this was already posted but is worth to see it again.
 
Watching zm of her (again, I know, but I can't rawdog her) and her whole "you would never catch me going on that" (referring to the sub) and I can't stop imagining and laughing at her trying to squeeze her fat ass through that sub opening. Sideways, upside down, ass first, people pushing and pulling her. Hell, her fat ass wouldn't even fit inside that whole thing, that carried five people and I'm assuming some computers, technology, and some oxygen tanks. Anyway, she is just so stupid. I know we know that, but sometimes it is just unbelievable how incredibly dumb she is and that she has made it this far in life.

Also, I don't think she has insurance. I didn't watch her talk about insurance not paying for her scan, therapy, or how no wls takes any insurance in KY (bullshit), but as someone, who has always had insurance, I can't think of any time, not even once, in the last 30 years, for me, my husband, or children, where I have ever heard a certain doctor, place, specialist, etc. that just takes cash and no insurance at all. Sure, I've had test or prescriptions not covered, but usually the doctor submits something and it's approved. It makes no sense, to pay for insurance and then seek out every professional who doesn't accept it. Then again, this is Amber and she is that stupid. I just don't think she has it. She just doesn't want to hear people say she should get insurance.

I can buy that she can't afford wls, especially paying cash, she doesn't have money like that, not anymore. But I'm going with she was denied for the 5th and doesn't want to tell us that. She will make someone up though, it won't be her fault.

ETA-Zach just played a clip of her from last year, I believe, and boy has she gained a ton of weight since then. That program is working wonders.
 
Keeping with the amberverse tendency to be barely interesting, Eric has been spotted on dating apps. Divorced? Poly? Who knows. According to comments on reddit, Eric does not have pictures of Rickie on his Facebook anymore. A boomer kiwi who still has Facebook will have to verify.

Grabbed some screenshots from apathetic faxx's insta:
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notfoodienotbeauty said:
Also, I don't think she has insurance. I didn't watch her talk about insurance not paying for her scan, therapy, or how no wls takes any insurance in KY (bullshit), but as someone, who has always had insurance, Then again, this is Amber and she is that stupid. I just don't think she has it. She just doesn't want to hear people say she should get insurance.
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This has been discussed at length in the past, and even now, we are not quite sure if she has or not. After her cancer surgery, she was on a supplementary insurance that would cover a portion of it, but did not have full insurance that she could buy under ACA. I believe that it is the reason she did not go to any follow-ops after tge surgery. Now, she might have bought the cheapest plan under ACA that cover barely anything and has a high co-pay and deductible.

I think the reason her insurance does not cover wls is that there might be restrictions before, such to have been in a medically supervised weight loss programme, before being approved. Obviously, Amber did not read the small print on what she bought.

notfoodienotbeauty said:
I can buy that she can't afford wls, especially paying cash, she doesn't have money like that, not anymore. But I'm going with she was denied for the 5th and doesn't want to tell us that. She will make someone up though, it won't be her fault.
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My view is that if she had been approved for wls, she would have come to YT and clamour to all haters that she is going “to save her life”. Now, she will tell us that she is not ready, and needs to prepare herself better.
 
She looks like shit. I wonder is she close to her highest weight again, hence the panic-raw-veggies and snacking on almonds instead of her Ben & Jerrys.

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notfoodienotbeauty said:
...Also, I don't think she has insurance. I didn't watch her talk about insurance not paying for her scan, therapy, or how no wls takes any insurance in KY (bullshit), but as someone, who has always had insurance, I can't think of any time, not even once, in the last 30 years, for me, my husband, or children, where I have ever heard a certain doctor, place, specialist, etc. that just takes cash and no insurance at all. Sure, I've had test or prescriptions not covered, but usually the doctor submits something and it's approved. It makes no sense, to pay for insurance and then seek out every professional who doesn't accept it. Then again, this is Amber and she is that stupid. I just don't think she has it. She just doesn't want to hear people say she should get insurance.

I can buy that she can't afford wls, especially paying cash, she doesn't have money like that, not anymore. But I'm going with she was denied for the 5th and doesn't want to tell us that. She will make someone up though, it won't be her fault....
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The only time I believed her when she said that a place she was going didn't take insurance was when she said she was doing outpatient, and we found out it was at a HAES Outpatient Facility for Eating Disorders. I could see them not being able to charge insurance, as going to them would be no better than seeing a Witch Doctor (though to be fair, you MIGHT actually have slightly better success with the Witch Doctor). And she even admitted that she only went for a couple of days, so she probably didn't really spend THAT much on it. Everything else, not a chance. With how expensive medical treatment can be, I refuse to believe that SO MANY clinics and diagnostic facilities could stay afloat by relying on people to be able to afford to pay out of pocket (and never bill insurance).

This is WLS Journey #5? I remember #1 in 2019 with the doctor that Amber claimed didn't want her to eat broccoli and wanted her to mainline sodium. Then later that year there was female doctor who Amber stated wasn't taking it seriously because she only wanted Amber to add a fruit or veggie to every meal. Then the doctor who gave her the 400 question psych test that Amber failed miserably and told her that she was going to need at least a year or two of therapy. Then this one. When was the other one that I missed? Or does this one count as #4 AND #5 since they rejected her twice?

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Spare Amber the time, shes gonna pull the death card, everytime.
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The death card actually isn't a big deal. It's usually just 'change' and doesn't often specifically mean 'death'. The Tower is way worse. Plus the effect tends to be larger and more noticable to others. Amber getting fallout from The Tower is more inline with the bullshit she's doing - and would be more entertaining to watch.
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LonelyEggRoll said:
She looks like shit. I wonder is she close to her highest weight again, hence the panic-raw-veggies and snacking on almonds instead of her Ben & Jerrys....
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Agreed. The fact that she's had the Dietician appointment by now, but hasn't told us the weight on the clinic's scale was telling. The 525 lbs or whatever she told us was from HER scale in the apartment, which she has been telling us suffers from that weird affliction that all her scales get where it weighs everyone except for her accurately. I don't know if she's at her HIGHEST EVER undisclosed weight from late 2019, but I wouldn't be surprised if she's back to her late 2018/early 2019 weight.

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Plot Summary with commentary, because if Amber won't take a break then neither will I. ANOTHER gross thumbnail (that YouTube totally pics for her)! Remember when she said that she'd no longer humiliate herself like this, as she now has more self-respect? Just checking, as I want to make sure I didn't imagine her saying that. Anyway, LET'S DO THIS!!!

Today is day 3 of pretending to eat like a human.

Amber doesn't care about the good feelings she gets from certain foods, because she is a food addict and is going to stay away from the foods that she's addicted to. Say the mantra, Ambo! 'Nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels... Nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels... Nothing tastes...'

So far she's feeling SCHTOOO GUUUUD - which is EXACTLY what she said before dropping Optavia to gorge on cup noodles and Minute (brown) Rice.

"Fasting for 16 hours feels... amazing :|" Once again, tell that to your face. Amber hasn't felt super physically hongry, just mentally hongry. Her eyes are darting around, like when she's bullshitting. She's clock-watching her fasting app. She is SO in control and totally NOT white-knuckling it right now...

Weighing herself daily... which has ALWAYS worked for her 'mentulz' in the past. Despite this, she'll be giving us the results of her weight weekly.

Amber's already frustrated that she's eating less and drinking water, and yet the number on the scale isn't in freefall. So far, Amber's gained 0.6 lbs following this super-hulthy diet she created.

LOL Her lymphedema/lipedema/whatever she calls it feels "LOOSER" after 3 days (and her 0.6 lbs gain). Do we really need to listen to this *AGAIN*? Can we skip? .... THANK YOU!! [SKIP]

JUMPCUT!! HOLY FUCK, ANOTHER DISGUSTING PLATE OF PIG SLOP. More burned chicken sausage, cottage cheese, asparagus, celery, broccoli, cauliflower, raddish, apples, olives, strawberries, and carrots ... all mixing juices together with what looks like 1/4 cup of yellow mustard. If you're gonna show us this every day, at least get one of those segmented military/prison trays (so we can PRETEND that you're not eating strawberries with garlic-olive brine and mustard).

The app shows that's she's succeeded 5 times now, but Amber says she hasn't. Some of those 5 'fasts' were from a year ago when she last tried this and failed.

"It's INSANE how delicious this is". Why, YES! - "insane" was absolutely the word that came to mind!

More eating for coin. Again she edits dead space between bites to create a segment of pure face-hole stuffing. Amber's selecting lower calorie foods to keep that hockey-bag of a stomach 'fooler' (you know, so it's nice and stretched when it's time to manufacture something terrible that's happened - and then eat the REAL num-nums). [SKIP]

"Fool as a tick". Really? Or 'tick' (thick) as a fool?

JUMPCUT! Air fryer... to replace the other air fryer that 'was recalled'. So excited because it's Drew Barrymore's brand and Amber is as shallow as a puddle. It's so pretty! [SKIP]

"I'm gonna read the instructions to see if there's anything else I need to do". Yeah, WASH IT.

JUMPCUT!! In the bathroom, talking about the air fryer while 'cleaning' the bathroom. She's already finished another two bottles of perfume since the last one she finished a month ago. And two more bottles are half-finished. But it's not because she's a Stinky Sumo, as that would be FATSHAMING, you shitlords! Whatever, go take a shower, you Stinky Sumo.

TWINKY!!! She looks so sad :(

FOOD!! Boiling the shit out of Frying food in water to be hulthy. Brown slop (potatoes, brussel sprouts, and steak). Wait, didn't she JUST get an air fryer- oh, nevermind.

More eating on camera. More shovelling with lack of chewing. Nope [SKIP]

Amber knows she JUST said that showing her food on camera is triggering... but she JUST realized that when she knows she's on track and 'doing right', she doesn't care what people say.

TRANSLATION: Amber is a liar who lies, and will say whatever is necessary for coin. Oh, and based on this, and her admitting in the last video that EVERY SINGLE TIME she eats a 'treat' it puts her off track for a week... Amber has proven that she IS NEVER ON TRACK AND EATS MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SHIT JUST ABOUT EVERY SINGLE DAY.

(Surprising no one).

"Humans are a walking contradiction." No, Amber... just you... and other narcs.

Disembodied arm (with terrible tattoos) while Amber talks. Amber realizes JUST NOW that she looks rough. We have to watch Amber put her hair in a poop bun. OMG the camera is more than arm's length away, and she still can't get herself in frame.

FREEZE FRAME!
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Movie time on the couch. Amber feels 'triggered' because this would be when she would order takeout and be an absolute piggy. Jade fell asleep during the movie (because this was likely at 3am).

More H3 rambling.

MORE FOOD!!! This time a turkey sausage, cheese, and egg english muffin, strawberries, clementine, and garlic stuffed olives. MORE EATING ON CAMERA.

TL;DR: Amber stuffs her face 3 TIMES during the video. Amber unboxes an air fryer, then boil-fries her dinner in a pan on the stove instead. Despite her efforts over the last 3 days of eating hulthy and drinking water, she's gained 0.6lbs. Amber is weighing herself daily, but will only tell her audience the numbers weekly (or I'm guessing, NEVER if she doesn't start dropping weight). Amber pretends that after 3 days, she feels 'incredible', clear-headed, and her lymphedema has magically loosened ... but seems to be clock-watching her fasting app and clearly looks like she's white-knuckling this. Amber only finds showing her food on camera to be triggering when she's lying about being on-track (which is almost always). Amber is emptying perfumes at a shocking rate, but to call her a Stinky Sumo would be FATSHAMING!
 
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the sauce said:
Keeping with the amberverse tendency to be barely interesting, Eric has been spotted on dating apps. Divorced? Poly? Who knows. According to comments on reddit, Eric does not have pictures of Rickie on his Facebook anymore. A boomer kiwi who still has Facebook will have to verify.
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Apparently most gay relationships become open relationships, but I never penned the gays as wanting that. On the other hand, if things are roughly the same as when the gorls were still living there, I could see Ricky getting fed up with Eric playing house husband without a second income and that taking a toll on their marriage.
LonelyEggRoll said:
She looks like shit. I wonder is she close to her highest weight again, hence the panic-raw-veggies and snacking on almonds instead of her Ben & Jerrys.
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She isn't perfect-circle-moon-emoji-Lynn yet, but I can see her getting there. It's still pretty alarming to see old clips of her when her face was that round.
The death card actually isn't a big deal. It's usually just 'change' and doesn't often specifically mean 'death'. The Tower is way worse. Plus the effect tends to be larger and more noticable to others. Amber getting fallout from The Tower is more inline with the bullshit she's doing - and would be more entertaining to watch.
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How much longer until the X of Swords you think?

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