"Hi, Hello, it's yours truly". I'm not sure if the swelling of her massive head is from ego or fat. I'm guessing BOLTH.
Amber claims that she puts too much pressure on herself to maintain a schedule. No one she watches has an upload schedule, except for the ones that do (yeah, because they pretty much all produce loser nontent just like she does). Tons of jump cuts while she lists so many garbage YouTube channels. [SKIP]
FREEZE FRAME!
Amber's NEW new schedule: whenever she feels like it, which will make her more willing to vlog. "The psychology of the brain is a weird one". Yes, especially for ODD youth who become NPD adults.
AMAZON HAUL!!! Pet blanket for Rarity, because Rarity insists on sleeping on one of Amber's sweaters that Amber wants to put away. So fucking retarded - the cat doesn't want a cat blanket, she wants her owner's sweater. It's a cat thing - as all cat owners (who aren't retarded hambeasts) know. Just let her sleep on the damn sweater.
"SO soft"... yes, from all of those petroleum products in these synthetic fabrics. You have eleventy bazillion shirts - let you cat sleep on the damn sweater!
AMAZON HAUL, THE SEQUEL!! Amber is back to playing Animal Crossing and is an AC:NL fanatic (for those 2 haydurs who mentioned in the comments that Amber bought and never played the game).... so Amber bought a pink "Scream" Switch case. This segment made no sense.
JUMPCUT! Amber acting like a retard by not knowing how to put the case on her Nintendo Switch.... While wearing a ratty shirt that looks like bleach got spilled all over it.
JUMPCUT! The closet - Amber has to turn sideways to get through the door.
Amber has the urge to purge ... likely to make room for more hauls. Amber goes through the stuff one by one for the camera. Some of them still have tags. [SKIP]
OH! This is going to be an ONGOING process because "Rome wasn't built in a day". She's going to drag this out as content for multiple vlogs. Want to know what she throws out? Tune in next time: same FAT time, same FAT channel!!
Black Mirror Update: Don't care [SKIP]
Jade's Tattoo Update: She's had another session since we saw it, and is doing the next session for it "tomorrow". Amber shows Jade's tattoo.
Amber shows the tattoo of her writing that Jade got on her arm. It's LIDURALLY just:
So muCh
So muCh
So muCh
Scrawled in letters that look like they were done by an 8 year old.
Oh, and yeah, we TOTALLY believe that you had nothing to do with that 'Wifey' tattoo about 4-5" above that which you keep trying to not show on camera. It's just the 'so much' tattoo and the pluviophile tattoo with the ugly umbrella". Sure, Ambo.
[Edited to Add:]
This is the best I could get of the wifey tattoo in this video. It's been shown a little more clearly in previous videos, but it's obvious she's trying to hide it, as there is a rough jump cut as soon as it comes into view:
Haha, sorry to drag this out, but I thought it was funny. While Googling 'pluviophile' to confirm the spelling (as the Amberverse is the only place where I've even HEARD this word), I came across "
https://pluviophile.net - a site dedicated to people who turn this into their entire personality! And if that's not enough for you, there's also
https://www.pluviophile.com!
Anyway, enough of that shitshow, and back to the Amber shitshow.
GROCERY HAUL! Yeah, it's the same shit she always buys: chicken, turkey burgers, ayygs, bacon, plastic wrapped fruits and veggies (conveniently prepackaged for easy disposal), minute rice, frozen rice, nuts, cheese, oatmeal and bananas (which she hates), etc. You know the deal. Amber declares that "Fruit is nature's candy!"
Jumpcut - frozen sugar drink and soda from McDonald's. What happened to the entire fridge full of "Nature's Candy"? Starting tomorrow is the 'Don't Order It' no takeout challenge - so today is the last hurrah. We all know how this will end... sitting in her own shit as she chokes on another whole potato.
Amber teases that she may chop off half of her hair. We all know that's as likely to happen as Amber being sucessful at a no takeout challenge.