🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I don't understand why she has so much art from subscribers and that sketch her brother gave her and she has never thought to hang any of it. It's kinda shitty to be like "thanks for the art, but it's not ~aesthetically pleasing~".

Probably doesn't want to look at how others see her fat mug.

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Not in her comments, in reaction channel comments.

Ah, where the victim to hero of my own life race really gets ramped up!

I think on some level she's aware that she's lying to herself, but her ego is so big that it doesn't matter. Like when she fell and had complications solely due to her weight, but she kept saying that skinny people fall too. I think even the most blatant lies like how she never had BED and doesn't binge eventually fall into that category where she convinces herself that it's not a problem.

Such a weirdo way of thinking. Must be that narc brain miswire.
 
Ever notice that Amber doesn't get nearly as upset about people messaging her directly to point out that she sucks, as she does if there's irrefutable evidence of it put out where her audience can see it?
Almost as if she's running a con and doesn't want the people supporting her channel to notice that she isn't worth watching.
 
What, you don't enjoy the "I was xxx pounds and I had whatever procedure and I'm now yyy pounds, we're rooting for you!"
I was xxx pounds and had 2 procedures done to lose a nice chunk of weight. The first removed a fork from my mouth and the second removed my ass from a chair. It's incredible how effective those treatments have been. I'm not rooting for her though.
 
Ah, where the victim to hero of my own life race really gets ramped up!
Sometimes I find myself getting really nervous for guys like Snowflake because in addition to the a-logs, there is an assload of fatherless behavior in haydur nation. I just see them trying so hard to invade the nest and I really don't want to see a stand up guy like that go the Rekeita route.
Ever notice that Amber doesn't get nearly as upset about people messaging her directly to point out that she sucks, as she does if there's irrefutable evidence of it put out where her audience can see it?
Almost as if she's running a con and doesn't want the people supporting her channel to notice that she isn't worth watching.
It's probably connected to that weird shit she does where she reaches out to gay guys that run reaction channels to try to be besties. It's much easier to manipulate people one-on-one.
 
Was she supposed to post on Mon/Wed/Fri; where is the Monday one? I guess it was the fault of the wonky batteries in her phone, or because something terrible happened that she cannot talk about it.
 
Was she supposed to post on Mon/Wed/Fri; where is the Monday one? I guess it was the fault of the wonky batteries in her phone, or because something terrible happened that she cannot talk about it.
Her plan to steal the views back from the dastardly view-stealing reaction channels didn't work out. Fatass really is buying views so we don't make fun of her though, who are these thousands of people viewing her videos 4 days out? Being a vain 600 lb toddler would be tiring for someone with a conscience, not our feedee though.
 
Was she supposed to post on Mon/Wed/Fri; where is the Monday one? I guess it was the fault of the wonky batteries in her phone, or because something terrible happened that she cannot talk about it.
Monday was a sacred holiday, her and Jade were likely out participating in traditional Juneteenth celebrations.
they went to KFC
 
Amber themed subreddit had a moment of interest regarding the box of Bath and Body Works stuff Amber got.
It was a resealed box - you can see the clear packing tape on the box over the amazon tape when she holds the package in front of the camera.
(Video: I'm done with my toxic ex, weight loss update, & moving on | vlog, June 12, 2023)
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That doesn't mean that Amber (or Jade) couldn't have packed Ambo's old candles and shit into the box. It just means that Gorlworld's theory of the box coming straight from Amazon isn't correct.

Oh, wow, what a surprise! Ambo missed her upload schedule that she just set on June 12th! This is HIGHLY UNUSUAL behaviour from her. I hope she's okay. Quick everyone: drop everything and run over to her channel to ask her how she's dooooeeeen!
(sarcasm - don't do that)
 
I didn't bother to even watch Hamberlynn, but I saw Dusty posted in her CP something that says "Narcissists are like Yeah I hurt you, but now you hate me so I am the true victim." The tea spilling days are all over and done with it looks like. Way to blow your wad, Dusty. Even if she comes back saying she has more tea, I'm not fucking watching it. Only way I'm watching one of these fucking bumkins is if the Thumb comes out of hiding and has fucked up pics on top of tales from the Amberverse.
 
massive grocery haul, no takeout challenge, & purging clothes | vlog


 
Most of the recent video is a bust. More just inane rambling about upload schedule and what not. Listed off a bunch of other channels that don't have a set schedule.

I am guessing that those channels are not run by death fats who make promises but wtf do I know? I am also going to assume they monetize their shit a lot better than you Ambie.

More shit bought. Another dog blanket? Now I never have owned a dog but how many fucking blankets do they need? Aren't they possessive of things? Wouldn't one be enough?

Rubber case for a Nintendo Switch? Why? Can't you just not buy something once?

Clothing give away don't care. No other American nearby would ever wear that shit (not because of taste but because of size!); the only way Amber's old clothing will ever be reused is if some how those tent size shirts end up in some refugee camp half way around the world.

Take out challenge (again). Once again, semantic lynn strike; it's not the take out monster keeping you fat, it's you.

Oh and yes one last hurray! What every successful addict has!

It's not rock bottom; it's one last go before we hang up the cleats.

Edit - one last thought; I love when she brings in the calorie number into what ever shit food she is eating. That's always a defense with fatties. They love the numbers when it is an excuse to stuff their face with anything.
 
Plot Summary with Commentary. Hmm, according to the timestamp, she uploaded this at 3am. Late for Monday, or early for Wednesday? She probably missed Monday's upload because she was too busy building her behemoth backlog of bullshit that she'll be gracing us with for the next few weeks as 'vlogs'.

We ALL KNOW this video is going to be:
  1. Highly processed shit that she ALWAYS buys,
  2. Promising no takeout - which will go the same way as all of her other 'no takeout' challenges,
  3. 'Donating' unworn clothing she previously hauled (aka, illegally dumping it outside the Goodwill), to make room for more hauls of clothing she won't wear.

Anyway, I'm babbling and we've all got stuff to do, so let's just get this over with.

"Hi, Hello, it's yours truly". I'm not sure if the swelling of her massive head is from ego or fat. I'm guessing BOLTH.

Amber claims that she puts too much pressure on herself to maintain a schedule. No one she watches has an upload schedule, except for the ones that do (yeah, because they pretty much all produce loser nontent just like she does). Tons of jump cuts while she lists so many garbage YouTube channels. [SKIP]

FREEZE FRAME!
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Amber's NEW new schedule: whenever she feels like it, which will make her more willing to vlog. "The psychology of the brain is a weird one". Yes, especially for ODD youth who become NPD adults.

AMAZON HAUL!!! Pet blanket for Rarity, because Rarity insists on sleeping on one of Amber's sweaters that Amber wants to put away. So fucking retarded - the cat doesn't want a cat blanket, she wants her owner's sweater. It's a cat thing - as all cat owners (who aren't retarded hambeasts) know. Just let her sleep on the damn sweater.

"SO soft"... yes, from all of those petroleum products in these synthetic fabrics. You have eleventy bazillion shirts - let you cat sleep on the damn sweater!

AMAZON HAUL, THE SEQUEL!! Amber is back to playing Animal Crossing and is an AC:NL fanatic (for those 2 haydurs who mentioned in the comments that Amber bought and never played the game).... so Amber bought a pink "Scream" Switch case. This segment made no sense.

JUMPCUT! Amber acting like a retard by not knowing how to put the case on her Nintendo Switch.... While wearing a ratty shirt that looks like bleach got spilled all over it.

JUMPCUT! The closet - Amber has to turn sideways to get through the door.

Amber has the urge to purge ... likely to make room for more hauls. Amber goes through the stuff one by one for the camera. Some of them still have tags. [SKIP]

OH! This is going to be an ONGOING process because "Rome wasn't built in a day". She's going to drag this out as content for multiple vlogs. Want to know what she throws out? Tune in next time: same FAT time, same FAT channel!!

Black Mirror Update: Don't care [SKIP]

Jade's Tattoo Update: She's had another session since we saw it, and is doing the next session for it "tomorrow". Amber shows Jade's tattoo.

Amber shows the tattoo of her writing that Jade got on her arm. It's LIDURALLY just:
So muCh
So muCh
So muCh
Scrawled in letters that look like they were done by an 8 year old.

Oh, and yeah, we TOTALLY believe that you had nothing to do with that 'Wifey' tattoo about 4-5" above that which you keep trying to not show on camera. It's just the 'so much' tattoo and the pluviophile tattoo with the ugly umbrella". Sure, Ambo.
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This is the best I could get of the wifey tattoo in this video. It's been shown a little more clearly in previous videos, but it's obvious she's trying to hide it, as there is a rough jump cut as soon as it comes into view:
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Haha, sorry to drag this out, but I thought it was funny. While Googling 'pluviophile' to confirm the spelling (as the Amberverse is the only place where I've even HEARD this word), I came across "https://pluviophile.net - a site dedicated to people who turn this into their entire personality! And if that's not enough for you, there's also https://www.pluviophile.com!
:lunacy:

Anyway, enough of that shitshow, and back to the Amber shitshow.

GROCERY HAUL! Yeah, it's the same shit she always buys: chicken, turkey burgers, ayygs, bacon, plastic wrapped fruits and veggies (conveniently prepackaged for easy disposal), minute rice, frozen rice, nuts, cheese, oatmeal and bananas (which she hates), etc. You know the deal. Amber declares that "Fruit is nature's candy!"

Jumpcut - frozen sugar drink and soda from McDonald's. What happened to the entire fridge full of "Nature's Candy"? Starting tomorrow is the 'Don't Order It' no takeout challenge - so today is the last hurrah. We all know how this will end... sitting in her own shit as she chokes on another whole potato.

Amber teases that she may chop off half of her hair. We all know that's as likely to happen as Amber being sucessful at a no takeout challenge.

TL;DR: TOTAL NONTENT. Amber throws away her M-W-F upload schedule, to uploading whenever she feels like it (in order to make her more willing to vlog). Yes, she is that much of a narc that she even rebels against rules set by HERSELF. She also does a grocery haul that looks like every single other one of her "Look at me, I eat HULTHY" food hauls. Amber selects a few clothes for donation, but decides to turn this into a multi-episode series. Amber shows Jade's new tattoo, as well as the ones that Jade got for Amber (but tries to hide and doesn't take credit for the 'wifey' one). No mention of anything relating to the WLS process.
 
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Day 1…again | new diet plan, intermittent fasting, & calorie counting | vlog​



 
Plot Summary with Commentary. New "Day 1"? Sounds like the dietician (or the surgeon?) chewed Amber out for no measurable progress on her WLS journey. Let's GO!!!!!!!!!!

If it looks like she's been crying, it's because she has been. Bad lighting, blah blah. Typical Amber intro.

She LOVES YouTube. She LOVES vloging. It's the most stressful job she's ever had...

... you know, because it's really the ONLY job she's ever had. You know, other than sitting on her ass and helping with food service when she worked for a few months at the assisted living home. Or those few months at the 'government job' of data entry, where she spent more time hiding in the bathroom than actually doing her job.

"That includes 6 days a week, for 10 hours a day doing data entry, ... that's from working at the assisted living facility.... The Boys and Girls club.. I've had my fair share of jobs"

Yeah... that's ALL the jobs she's had. Also, the Boys & Girls Club? That's a new one. Whadya wanna bet that she WENT to the Boys & Girls club during her foster care years, and is somehow counting that as 'work experience'. She also admitted long ago that she wasn't working anywhere near those 10 hours/day at both the assisted living facility or the data center. She admitted that the 10 hours included driving to work and back (Dusty did all of the driving), as well as waiting in line with everyone else at the guard gate to get into the parking lot. And don't forget she was only part-time at the assisted living home. She just WENT full time to keep an eye on Dusty. Amber was worried that Dusty would cheat on her with one of the staff... or one of the residents, knowing what a degenerate fuck the Dustbuster is.

Amber claims that her YT job is harder because working outside of the home is an 'escape', and it's harder to work in the house. Okay, SO GO VLOG SHIT OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE. Do yourself AND EVERYONE ELSE a favour - we'll be happy to never see your dirty apartment ever again.

Amber complains that she's always working 24/7. Sounds like Amber needs a new job - I mean she's obviously shit at this one to be producing this level of nontent after supposedly putting in 168 hours/week.

LOL, "Maintaining my online appearance". You mean, when you get into internet slap-fights with randos on instagram?! HAHAHA!

BIG BOWL OF FOOD!!! Not FOOD-TOK, MUSTARD-TOK. Cottage cheese, chicken sausages, and raw veggies (like asparagus) with mustard. Eating like a savage while groaning for clicks. Despite the lack of potato-choking action, this is still disgusting. [SKIP]

JUMPCUT! Day Two of "The Urge to Purge". She TOTALLY doesn't want to buy new clothes, she just wants less of everything. I Don't care. [SKIP]

JUMPCUT!!! MORE FOOD!! Tutorial on how to clean strawberries with water and baking soda. The raspberries went moldy from sitting in the fridge. Amber cooks chicken ... something. Again, I don't care [SKIP]

JUMPCUT!! Sitting on the couch again. Amber created another new weight loss plan for herself. Amber doesn't want to talk about WLS right now as she needs to 'process', and this is a 'boundary' she's set for herself. TRANSLATION: Amber got chewed out for yet another month of no progress, and their response to her being approved for surgery was "LOL NO!!"

SO MANY imaginary people have been messaging Amber, telling her that they were drug addicts and their addictions transferred to food, and how it's SO MUCH HARDER TO BE A FOOD ADDICT THAN A DRUG ADDICT.

AMBER'S EPIPHANY - "You can't stop eating food, but you can stop eating JUNK". Exactly what EVERYONE has been telling her for the last 9 and a half years.

When she eats healthy foods, she doesn't even finish it because it's so filling and it's the right nutrition....

... I guess we're all supposed to forget how she said that every bite of healthy food makes her think about and want to eat junk food?

She needs to increase her water intake, because her water intake has been terrible "recently".

Cleaning doesn't count as exercise anymore ... which doesn't matter, as Amber doesn't exercise nor clean.

No cheat meals, because they trigger her to binge trigger her addiction and make her relapse.

JUMPCUT!! PO Box Time. Want to send her anything? Send it soon, because she's not sure if she's gonna renew the PO box. She wants to protect the little bit of faith she has in humanity. TRANSLATION: her fans are sending her too many Ho-Hos and dildos - which I guess is totally not good video content for Amber (but would be GREAT for us).

Amber got: a painted rock, shitty earrings, sushi making kit (which Amber probably bought for herself), and soy wax melts (don't eat them, Amber).

Byee!

TL;DR: CUNTENT!!! Amber moans about how stressful it is being a YouTuber. She works 24/7 for YouTube. Amber 'taste-tests' (eats) veggies, cottage cheese, and mustard like a savage on camera for desperation clicks. Amber sorts half a dozen clothing items. Amber doesn't want to talk about the WLS process (as that's a 'boundary' she's set), but she has created her own brand-new diet and fitness plan: Intermittent fasting 16/8 with 2000 calories/day of ONLY HULTHY food, with walkeeen and danceeen for exercise.

Amber didn't SAY this, but I'm gonna call it now:
RIP WLS Journey #4, November 2022 - June 2023
 
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Let's face it, we all have known that she was going to give up soon if she hadn't already. Took her long enough.
 
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