🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

This fat bish needs to drop the WLS larp we all know it's not happening.

 

[D.Angus]

You can't just fucking walk in and get an ultrasound for your gallbladder. When I got mine done, I had to fast 10-hours before I was able to have it done. What probably happened she waddled into the clinic at 2 or 3 in the morning and said she'd like to get her gallbladder ultrasounded to which the staff replied with "Uh.. No. You need an appointment. There's a period of fasting required" because anyone takes a look at her knows damn well she doesn't fast. Cut to later where Fatty comes on to YouTube to lie and say "Like, yeah... It's totally weird guys.. They like.. Couldn't take my insurance!". No Amber, you just didn't want to be called out for being an idiot and wasting more hospital staff's time once again.

Big shocker that when you put mustard on something, *gasp* it tastes like something and mustard! Both of Amber's remaining taste buds must be close to their death at this point, because she still continues to find everything "So, good". Eating isn't a hobby, nor is buying excessive amounts of junk and those are pretty much the only two activities we see you do.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

You can't just fucking walk in and get an ultrasound for your gallbladder. When I got mine done, I had to fast 10-hours before I was able to have it done. What probably happened she waddled into the clinic at 2 or 3 in the morning and said she'd like to get her gallbladder ultrasounded to which the staff replied with "Uh.. No. You need an appointment. There's a period of fasting required" because anyone takes a look at her knows damn well she doesn't fast. Cut to later where Fatty comes on to YouTube to lie and say "Like, yeah... It's totally weird guys.. They like.. Couldn't take my insurance!". No Amber, you just didn't want to be called out for being an idiot and wasting more hospital staff's time once again.

This is typical Amber. She has used emergency rooms as her primary care forever. No wonder, that she would go to an ultrasound clinic and requests an ultrasound asap. It is amazing that having been so much in the medical system, she still does not understand she needs appointments for most procedures. I guess phoning around to various clinics to see which one take her insurance is too much work.

 

[KSavario]

I guess phoning around to various clinics to see which one take her insurance is too much work.

Clinics are usually good at knowing what places close by that can take different types of insurance. She's just too lazy to pay attention, living in some sort of fantasy world where she hears only what she wants to hear. Edit: misspelling of hear.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Link to r/pookie_
@Situation Type Deal Gorl can’t quote you but yeah they are currently on r/pookie_ which is normally private but live temporarily to gather in the lost. The thread I linked above makes for some interesting / hilarious reading if you enjoy the occasional screeching of ‘farms bad muh doxxing’ etc. Apparently we used to talk about all the different ways we want to kill ALR? I need a link to that it sounds lit.

Stop being so boring Amber, even Reddit dying is more interesting than you right now.

Sweet, I needed some reading this morning.

Unfortunately, this one wasn't Amber or black Becky. The lolcowverse got hit and the fatties took advantage of the ban evasion policies. Subs have some legal rights in the US since it is a service, this is just the loophole they use to ban every other sub they don't like that can be construed as lolcowverse content. Seems like an awful time to ban subs that participate though since the subs that utilize their APIs are all dead.

Eh, I'm gonna blame Hamber anyway. Fuck her.

You can't just fucking walk in and get an ultrasound for your gallbladder. When I got mine done, I had to fast 10-hours before I was able to have it done. What probably happened she waddled into the clinic at 2 or 3 in the morning and said she'd like to get her gallbladder ultrasounded to which the staff replied with "Uh.. No. You need an appointment. There's a period of fasting required" because anyone takes a look at her knows damn well she doesn't fast. Cut to later where Fatty comes on to YouTube to lie and say "Like, yeah... It's totally weird guys.. They like.. Couldn't take my insurance!". No Amber, you just didn't want to be called out for being an idiot and wasting more hospital staff's time once again.

But she's such an ADVOCATE for her own health, you know.

 

[VirginMary]

You can't just fucking walk in and get an ultrasound for your gallbladder.

Even if she could she couldn't.

I want to know what kind of transducers they have over there in the Kentucky where all are fat and inbred. Yes, I know it's horse country and all that so the veterinary clinics may have shared with the regular clinics but I still don't believe we're quite there yet when it comes to medical technology.

Source

Above are the optimal MHz for transducers used in "common" ultrasound settings. The optimal transducer for gallbladder examination in patients with normal BMI is a 7-12 MHz transducer.

A 2,5 MHz transducer can penetrate about 12 cm (~4,7"), which I'm guessing would be needed just put to an IV in this grizzly's hand. A 1 MHz transducer can penetrate 30 cm (~11,8"), I'm guessing the depth of her cheek bone under all that shelf face fat.
I'm guessing the dainty gorl has a good 30" to her gallbladder.

Bitch, you're going in the CT. Stop harassing the sonographers.

Also, the ultrasound waves can't pass through gas. Even if the beast would go on a 40 day water fast á la Chantal she would still be trying to digest whatever potatoes she shoved down her gullet and air pipe 2 months ago and be a barrage balloon.

By November I want you gone Amber!

EDIT: Never mind Chantal's water fast...

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Never mind Chantal's water fast...

I always find it fascinating that Amber, Chantal, and a host of super morbidly obese individuals goes on barmy diets to lose weight fast which most often do not work at all, instead of, I do not know, trying moderation and changing their eating habits.

 

[marjoram]

This is typical Amber. She has used emergency rooms as her primary care forever. No wonder, that she would go to an ultrasound clinic and requests an ultrasound asap. It is amazing that having been so much in the medical system, she still does not understand she needs appointments for most procedures. I guess phoning around to various clinics to see which one take her insurance is too much work.

What? It's an ultrasound store right? And FatAl wants an ultrasound so Gimme it now. Doctorlynn knows what's needed at all times and if they won't give her what she wants they're all just fatphobic assholes.

FatAl is just SO hard done by all the time.

 

[FatalTater]

I always find it fascinating that Amber, Chantal, and a host of super morbidly obese individuals goes on barmy diets to lose weight fast which most often do not work at all, instead of, I do not know, trying moderation and changing their eating habits.

You just don't understand nutrition like they do.
Human sized portions could leave them deficient in some micronutrient, and that could lead to... something I guess. Haydur.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

I always find it fascinating that Amber, Chantal, and a host of super morbidly obese individuals goes on barmy diets to lose weight fast which most often do not work at all, instead of, I do not know, trying moderation and changing their eating habits.

They are addicts. They want a quick fix that also does not fuck with their body chemistry.

Water fast is probably the stupidest thing they can do especially when they don't do correctly.

The fasting and ED community have a lot overlap (surprise surprise) and the people who are serious about fasting actually prepare for it. It's not something you just wake up one day and just start doing. Serious folk reduce their calories in the day before, go on a keto diet (remember reading about a guy who only ate sardines in oil for three days prior to fasting), and during the fast make sure to keep their electrolyte levels in check.

I'd love to see Amber try that; seriously I think it could possible be something that might help her.

Let her eat as many sardines as she wants. If that cow can put down more than 2500 calories in sardines then let her; the salt and fat wouldn't be any different than her normal daily slop.

Have her do that for three days (maybe more; I don't know much about the keto diet in regards to death fats) then fast one day. Drink water, coffee, and some electrolytes.

She's feel like shit that's for sure but she'd lose weight.

 

[The Heartthrob]

I've tried to convince myself that youtube comments are a reasonable place to discuss pookie until I don't have to access the .tor link, but holy shit. I'm losing my goddamn mind. The amount of a-logs is overwhelming.

I swear to god the comments on every single video have some form of "ALR is such a victim" before they spill their life story like a meth head to a random stranger on a city bus. I don't know how it's so hard to not compare yourself to a fatass narc like ALR.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

They are addicts. They want a quick fix that also does not fuck with their body chemistry.

Water fast is probably the stupidest thing they can do especially when they don't do correctly.

The fasting and ED community have a lot overlap (surprise surprise) and the people who are serious about fasting actually prepare for it. It's not something you just wake up one day and just start doing. Serious folk reduce their calories in the day before, go on a keto diet (remember reading about a guy who only ate sardines in oil for three days prior to fasting), and during the fast make sure to keep their electrolyte levels in check.

I'd love to see Amber try that; seriously I think it could possible be something that might help her.

Let her eat as many sardines as she wants. If that cow can put down more than 2500 calories in sardines then let her; the salt and fat wouldn't be any different than her normal daily slop.

Have her do that for three days (maybe more; I don't know much about the keto diet in regards to death fats) then fast one day. Drink water, coffee, and some electrolytes.

She's feel like shit that's for sure but she'd lose weight.

I want Hamzilla to actually pursue keto for a week, you know she's going to go dirty, drink lard and sniff mayo. When she inevitably fails and drowns herself in carbs, she's going to trigger a proper diabetic event like no other. It will be glorious and we'll have an ER visit that isn't meant to garner sympathy for once. Maybe we'll get that November 2023 deadening.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I want Hamzilla to actually pursue keto for a week, you know she's going to go dirty, drink lard and sniff mayo. When she inevitably fails and drowns herself in carbs, she's going to trigger a proper diabetic event like no other. It will be glorious and we'll have an ER visit that isn't meant to garner sympathy for once. Maybe we'll get that November 2023 deadening.

Actually, she already did. It was around the last week or so of October 2022, and supposedly recommended by her 'lipedema specialist'. (Actually, it may have been a few weeks, anyway, whatever). It was a pretty dirty form of keto. As I recall correctly, in addition to her meals which were heavy in meat and processed chesse (and relatively light in vegetables), she also ate, like, a FULL CASE of porkrinds in that short time. She actually referred to them as a 'staple' in the keto diet. I think the fat-embolism arc may come before the hypo/hyperglycemia arc.

Edited to Add:
The keto arc ended when her doctor looked at some scan of her torso around the dangling lung era and noticed some sludge in her gallbladder. Amber started saying that keto was giving her gallbladder pain or something to get the doctor to tell her to stop taking Ozempic and to stop the keto diet. In reality, she had just binged on a slop pail full of rice or buttered noodles or something, and was looking for an excuse to quit.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber should do one of those diets from like, the 50s where breakfast is half a grapefruit, lunch is a wedge of lettuce and dinner is a hamburger patty and a scoop of cottage cheese.

 

[The Heartthrob]

Amber started saying that keto was giving her gallbladder pain or something to get the doctor to tell her to stop taking Ozempic and to stop the keto diet. In reality, she had just binged on a slop pail full of rice or buttered noodles or something, and was looking for an excuse to quit.

My favorite part of that was when she said she didn't think the Ozempic was helping very much and that it was by her own sheer willpower that she was dropping the weight. Then she stopped taking it and gained everything back within a week.

 

[Xenomorph]

lel how powerful is that sonogram to punch through layer after layer after layer of FAT, might as well use the sonar they use to find whales in the briny deep.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

Actually, she already did. It was around the last week or so of October 2022, and supposedly recommended by her 'lipedema specialist'. (Actually, it may have been a few weeks, anyway, whatever). It was a pretty dirty form of keto. As I recall correctly, in addition to her meals which were heavy in meat and processed chesse (and relatively light in vegetables), she also ate, like, a FULL CASE of porkrinds in that short time. She actually referred to them as a 'staple' in the keto diet. I think the fat-embolism arc may come before the hypo/hyperglycemia arc.

Edited to Add:
The keto arc ended when her doctor looked at some scan of her torso around the dangling lung era and noticed some sludge in her gallbladder. Amber started saying that keto was giving her gallbladder pain or something to get the doctor to tell her to stop taking Ozempic and to stop the keto diet. In reality, she had just binged on a slop pail full of rice or buttered noodles or something, and was looking for an excuse to quit.

She was never in ketosis, at best she was carb-limited per meal. The bitch eats 5000+ calories a day. That bucket of commercial ranch would have kicked her out of ketosis if she were in that state, BIG if. Pork rinds are great for keto, it's just that she ate the whole fucking case in a day and there's plenty enough simple sugars in the brand she got, which would have kicked her out of ketosis too.

What most people get wrong about keto is that it's not a meat diet, it's a fat diet. The fat:protein ratio is important and in my analysis she was eating too much protein. Not only was she eating too much protein, she's also a deathfat where none of her metabolic processes are functioning as they should. When you get the keto diet wrong in an extreme state of insulin resistance like her and her acanthosis nigricans, you will end up in diabetic ketoacidosis.

I've said it before, she has some ridiculous cockroach genetics to be able to survive like this without taking her estrogen for so long. (Un)fortunately, she will succumb to what Hungry Fat Chick is going through. HFC is in a full on diabetic spiral, just check the difference in her appearance in only a year. Europeans do really well with diabetes, if these two cows were black they'd be dead by now.

 

[Crystalgoat]

She said one of the reasons she quit Keto was because she had pain and diarrhea. She was hoovering industrial sized bags of pork rinds whilst also eating tubs of sugar free ice cream. She showed a haul of numerous tubs of keto icecream before quitting. That would have led to disaster pants really quickly. I had an ultrasound of my gallbladder last year. No way she would be able to turn and do the positions they require to get the imaging let alone being able to penetrate through the layers of blubber. I got my gallbladder removed laparoscopically a couple of months ago. I was told if you have difficulties (or maybe if you're super morbidly obese) you would need open abdominal surgery with a lot longer recovery time

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I've tried to convince myself that youtube comments are a reasonable place to discuss pookie until I don't have to access the .tor link, but holy shit. I'm losing my goddamn mind. The amount of a-logs is overwhelming.

I swear to god the comments on every single video have some form of "ALR is such a victim" before they spill their life story like a meth head to a random stranger on a city bus. I don't know how it's so hard to not compare yourself to a fatass narc like ALR.

What, you don't enjoy the "I was xxx pounds and I had whatever procedure and I'm now yyy pounds, we're rooting for you!" or "I am bipolar and have ADHD and I'm on these meds and it's horrible she has to suffer with these things while people are being dooyheads to her!" over and over?

Actually, she already did. It was around the last week or so of October 2022, and supposedly recommended by her 'lipedema specialist'. (Actually, it may have been a few weeks, anyway, whatever). It was a pretty dirty form of keto. As I recall correctly, in addition to her meals which were heavy in meat and processed chesse (and relatively light in vegetables), she also ate, like, a FULL CASE of porkrinds in that short time. She actually referred to them as a 'staple' in the keto diet. I think the fat-embolism arc may come before the hypo/hyperglycemia arc.

Edited to Add:
The keto arc ended when her doctor looked at some scan of her torso around the dangling lung era and noticed some sludge in her gallbladder. Amber started saying that keto was giving her gallbladder pain or something to get the doctor to tell her to stop taking Ozempic and to stop the keto diet. In reality, she had just binged on a slop pail full of rice or buttered noodles or something, and was looking for an excuse to quit.

I doubt that whole scan thing. I think she just said "wah, sludgy gallbladder" and there ain't no way that bitch is getting an ultrasound. She's too fat, for one, and I bet she's just whining about insurance/800 bucks to cover the fact that she's too goddamned fat for an ultrasound and too goddamned giantly round for a CT.

My favorite part of that was when she said she didn't think the Ozempic was helping very much and that it was by her own sheer willpower that she was dropping the weight. Then she stopped taking it and gained everything back within a week.

I wonder if she really believes her lies because they're a sop to her ego, or if it's her fragile ego excusing her fat, lazy ways and she knows it.

She said one of the reasons she quit Keto was because she had pain and diarrhea. She was hoovering industrial sized bags of pork rinds whilst also eating tubs of sugar free ice cream. She showed a haul of numerous tubs of keto icecream before quitting. That would have led to disaster pants really quickly. I had an ultrasound of my gallbladder last year. No way she would be able to turn and do the positions they require to get the imaging let alone being able to penetrate through the layers of blubber. I got my gallbladder removed laparoscopically a couple of months ago. I was told if you have difficulties (or maybe if you're super morbidly obese) you would need open abdominal surgery with a lot longer recovery time

Too much fat and the gallbladder being on strike or just not there and it is painful as fuck, first the gut when you eat, then your asshole when you're spewing molten lava out of your ass. Not fun, and I bet MG,W has a power washer attachment for that easy-entry shower to clean up Hamber.

 

[The Heartthrob]

I don't understand why she has so much art from subscribers and that sketch her brother gave her and she has never thought to hang any of it. It's kinda shitty to be like "thanks for the art, but it's not ~aesthetically pleasing~".

Edit:

What, you don't enjoy the "I was xxx pounds and I had whatever procedure and I'm now yyy pounds, we're rooting for you!" or "I am bipolar and have ADHD and I'm on these meds and it's horrible she has to suffer with these things while people are being dooyheads to her!" over and over?

Not in her comments, in reaction channel comments. It's not uncommon to see something like "ugh she's lying about being molested and that makes me so angry because when I was molested I was passed around like the offering plate at church and you know what I GOT OVER IT which is why I'm venting to random strangers on a video about some fat bitch choking on a potato and shitting herself" and the replies are like "ya she's so disgusting but ur brave babes <33333". I have no idea how those people manage to function in life.

I wonder if she really believes her lies because they're a sop to her ego, or if it's her fragile ego excusing her fat, lazy ways and she knows it.

I think on some level she's aware that she's lying to herself, but her ego is so big that it doesn't matter. Like when she fell and had complications solely due to her weight, but she kept saying that skinny people fall too. I think even the most blatant lies like how she never had BED and doesn't binge eventually fall into that category where she convinces herself that it's not a problem.