🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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No doubt in my mind there's something wrong with her brain, and it's been there since birth. She revels in her victimhood - poor me, my parents were shit and I got taken away - and the only way she knows how to get the attention her narc brain needs is learned helplessness, because she sure as shit isn't smart enough, or curious enough, or athletic enough, or artistic enough, or anything else enough to get that attention any other way beyond being a tragic victim of circumstance. Her narc/sociopathic brain won't allow her to accept that SHE is the problem or that SHE was wrong somehow, and this cake business is a prime example of that. She is absolutely convinced it was sent "with malice" (and a big fuck you to whoever overuses "malice" to the point Hamber decided to appropriate it and run it into the ground), even though the sender showed up in her comments, even though the bakery said it was from a long time customer, and even though the request was to have it deliver near a major holiday. Nope, PerpetualVictimLynn was just pissed off about something - based on her bullshit, I'd guess either something with MG,W or a look at her bank account levels - and decided to go off on the sender instead of dealing with it like an adult.

Which, of course, is not possible for her to do. She has never had to BE an adult because of that learned helplessness combined with the innate manipulation skills a narc possesses. If the tales she tells are true, at least one set of hosts tried to rein in her cramming shit down her piehole. As for holes in her memory, or "something bad happened, I don't want to talk about it" and the other assorted stuff she says: Hamber is a terribly unreliable narrator. She's repeatedly shown she's a pathological liar, so no, I'm not going to believe the alphabet soup she spews. I'll grant she probably ha anxiety, just not in the sense that every fucking thing in the world seems to trigger her angzite. She's a fucking tard who can't or won't distinguish anxiety from mere discomfort.

It would be some kind of poetic justice if she were suddenly forced to do shit for herself. I remember thinking, when I saw that video with Becky and Hamber swinging by the ATM at her bank and not being able to get all the cash she wanted out of it because of a stupid arbitrary limit, what would happen if she had to deal with that on her own. She's on her scootypuff in the ATM lane, gets a denied, but has no Becky to whine at "What do we doooooo?"

Anyway, just some ramblings as I sit in the fabulous a/c and cool down because it's like 92 out there. Too early for this shit.

Finally, Hamber is a giant lardass and I wouldn't touch her with any of you fuckers' genitals.
 
@Situation Type Deal Gorl --about this, "and not writing for the school paper handing out advice?"

I can't believe I've never heard this one...FatAl really said this??? Can you expound a bit please? I'm so thrilled to discover ANOTHER obvious lie that I haven't heard before.
 
Imagine being 32 and having to obsess over shit that happened to you as a kid and sitting around doing scratch art and building Legos and coloring instead of making new memories with friends and family because your personality is so rancid no one wants you around. That's Amber.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
She is absolutely convinced it was sent "with malice" (and a big fuck you to whoever overuses "malice" to the point Hamber decided to appropriate it and run it into the ground),
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See, this is another reason why she'd benefit greatly from two or three live people in the room with her. Preferably ones who don't simp and have no fealty towards her. With no Jade in the area, let alone the room.

A LOT of this shit would stop yesterday if she was curtly called out on her bullshit. Preferably humiliated while being called out. IDK how many instances it would take, but I'm saying she's in need of AKC obedience training.
 
Constellationzero said:
IDK how many instances it would take, but I'm saying she's in need of AKC obedience training.
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Should I send the shock collar I used to train my brain dead (but completely lovable Lab) to her PO box, ATTN: Faline?

I know some will geek "animal cruelty" or whatever. But it worked and it only took a zap here and there to correct incessant barking and bad behavior. She turned out to be the best dog ever.

Faline's results will definitely vary.

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Ya know...I think a lot of us have no patience with Al and her "trauma" and her childhood issues because we have also had trauma--childhood and otherwise, and we not only manage to function as adults and have productive lives, but we don't broadcast our "issues" to the world for attention and excuses for our ridiculous and childish behavior.

I know it can be difficult, but people manage every day to live with thier past and stive for a better future.
 
Call this a conspiracy theory, but I begin to wonder if Amberlynn's PTSD is just her constantly reliving her own faults and having a natural reaction to it. There's nothing 'intrusive' about her thoughts because she actively goes out of her way to remember it. It's like smacking yourself just to feel something. Without trauma, what does she have? She doesn't have any hobbies that don't require her to cry or suffer, her mental reward system is fucked to the degree that she buys meaningless crap just for the hell of it, eats until she's sick whilst making disgusting moaning sounds because it's "shoooou good you guiiiiise, MMM! " and has no identifiable markers that allude to herself without trauma. Her fashion is just whatever polyester blanket she can wrap onto her shelf ass and she can't drive anywhere to see the outside world. She thinks that every attack on her is huge because it is. Amberlynn has never been put in real danger or challenged in any significant way, so being sent a cake is the equivalent to being sent razorblades because the concept of being put in an uncomfortable situation and managing it is alien. How could anyone break up with ME? How could anyone be better than ME? How could anyone be a better dancer than ME? No one has ever been made fun of except ME! How could anyone suffer more than ME? EVERYONE is out to get ME! She's only ever been with herself. Forget 'sitting with discomfort,' Amberlynn has never been uncomfortable in the first place. It's as simple as shutting off comments or blocking people, but she needs the satisfaction of knowing that she is the one being attacked because that is her entire identity. It isn't any sort of real mental illness except being a chronically online asswipe who has never talked to a real person other than one you're paying.

This is the same bitch who had to play phone games on the trip to the Christmas light cave and recommended it to others and ripped up a paper bag to put the items into random useless plastic containers after proclaiming they are better for the environment. I think she's just plain ignorant and is trying to play along with her audience to try and make it seem like she isn't a total retard.
 
Amber using "malice" a lot...
Malicious Intent is legalese.
Is someone trying to get Amber to sue someone?
Is that why she was wanting the name of the cake sender, instead of just bitching out her entire audience like she usually does?
Didn't she start making legal sounding noises when she hurt her ankle too?
Will frivolous lawsuits be her new side hustle?
 
Why does AL have the phone number of a group home staff from over 20 years ago?
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I took a scroll through her comments, and I noticed the frogs were still around. Although most of them are there to kiss each other’s ass and talk shit about Macron.
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These people are not watching her videos when the majority can’t write in, let alone understand, English. Not sure what the point is suppose to be, but they sure are a goofy bunch.

ETA: (In regards to @Mekahineyho ’s post above)
My mom: “Yeah I remember you dancing around the house while I was taking meth hits in the bathroom.”
Staff member: “Yes, I was picked for car pool duty and remember dropping the entire group off at those events.”

She sure showed us.
 
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Lot of tmi speging going on here. Could be the weed, but I appreciate and value each and every one of you autists.
 
for someone with a perfect PTSD score you'd think that her memory gaps would have robbed our poor fatlynn of those prescious mehmoriessss. how nice of the PTSD to have cherry picked only erasing the memories that prove you're a lying piece of shit hamber!

ahh yes, the final white trash trump card: MY METHED OUT MOMMY SAID IT'S TRUE SO IT IS!!

you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but not the trailer out of the girl. fly high, fatass
 
marjoram said:
@Situation Type Deal Gorl --about this, "and not writing for the school paper handing out advice?"

I can't believe I've never heard this one...FatAl really said this??? Can you expound a bit please? I'm so thrilled to discover ANOTHER obvious lie that I haven't heard before.
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I surely can! This was recent, at least in the time that exists in the amberverse, and leads off the vlogmas day 8 video.

 
Long time lurker, first time poster.

I've been binge-watcheeen MSHPL while on a medical leave and most of the people on the show speak of having been either sexually abused as children or raped as teens, which contributed to their weight gain. I thought for one fleeting second that maybe Amber has a similar story, but has kept it to herself all this time because that's not the kind of thing one typically tells the world. Then I remembered who Amber is. The narcissistic perma-victim who, if she ever had been abused in that way, would have been throwing it in her audience's face every chance she got ever since the Casey thing.

Others have already said everything there is to say about the PTSD thing. Foster care probably wasn't the most perfect upbringing she could've had. But holy shit, so many people overcome so much worse than this massive crybaby.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
All that "proves" is meth mom was sober enough to see her 300 pound daughter waddling around and call it "dancing".

"Look at me mama, I'm a dancer."
"Great, dance your fatass over to the fridge and get me another beer."
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Proves absolutely fuck all. You can easily get your friend - oh wait, she doesn't have any friends. You can easily get your caretaker to send those texts. Even if they were real (LOL), they would still prove fuck all. Though that's not even a possibility worth entertaining because, what? She expects us to believe that she still has the contact information and is on friendly speaking terms with a "staff member" of somewhere from over 20 years ago? Sure, Jan.

Proven pathological liar thinks a couple of clearly fabricated texts will convince anyone of anything. I laugh.
 
Seong Hwa said:
Long time lurker, first time poster.

I've been binge-watcheeen MSHPL while on a medical leave and most of the people on the show speak of having been either sexually abused as children or raped as teens, which contributed to their weight gain. I thought for one fleeting second that maybe Amber has a similar story, but has kept it to herself all this time because that's not the kind of thing one typically tells the world. Then I remembered who Amber is. The narcissistic perma-victim who, if she ever had been abused in that way, would have been throwing it in her audience's face every chance she got ever since the Casey thing.

Others have already said everything there is to say about the PTSD thing. Foster care probably wasn't the most perfect upbringing she could've had. But holy shit, so many people overcome so much worse than this massive crybaby.
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If memory serves me right Amber has very lightly alluded to being molested as a child (she's never dropped any hints as to who the perpetrator was, though), but I cannot give you the specific video or anything although I'm certain it would be from this year.
I'm actually glad you brought up Casey, because if Amber had been molested as a child, she would know how detrimental it is to your psyche and the complications it has on your body as well. Someone who has been in that position would never outright lie about something similar happening. Just something that's bothered me for a while about her bullshit, even though we all know it's just that: bullshit.
 
Seong Hwa said:
Long time lurker, first time poster.

I've been binge-watcheeen MSHPL while on a medical leave and most of the people on the show speak of having been either sexually abused as children or raped as teens, which contributed to their weight gain. I thought for one fleeting second that maybe Amber has a similar story, but has kept it to herself all this time because that's not the kind of thing one typically tells the world. Then I remembered who Amber is. The narcissistic perma-victim who, if she ever had been abused in that way, would have been throwing it in her audience's face every chance she got ever since the Casey thing.

Others have already said everything there is to say about the PTSD thing. Foster care probably wasn't the most perfect upbringing she could've had. But holy shit, so many people overcome so much worse than this massive crybaby.
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I'm honestly shocked she's surprised she has PTSD. It's always been pretty obvious and people have been telling her to look into it for a long time now. The issue is that it fuels her narcissism. The only way to recover is to take accountability and that's the one thing she's never done and will never do. Beating herself up on camera isn't the same as working toward recovery.
 
I don't give a fuck about her PTSD.
After her 100000th moment of realization of what is wrong with her, I don't think it will change shit.
Cancer didn't. A BED "diagnosis" didn't. Talking about her childhood didn't. Breaking up with Becky, who was supposedly suppah unsupportive wasn't.

So what now? This won't do anything either, she will keep doing her shit.

It doesn't matter if she legit has it or not, maybe she does. It's not like she will get better.
 
I’m sure her “PTSD” is caused by having the ever present dread of recalling embarrassment and failure we all have from time to time. The problem is when you refuse to change your life and continue to fail you can never file that away as the past. Don’t call it a grave, it’s the gunt you chose.
 
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