🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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lol cow supreme said:
Ok Ladies its time to get into SHAPE with

The Amberlynn Reid Workout 2023 Edition
Get ready to prepare that bod to be a Weight Loss Surgery Skinny Legend!
Do each activity the prescribed number of sets and the prescribed number of times each set.
W=Whole (or in total)
S=Seperate (or each side)

Be sure to rest copiously between sets and exercises!

Stretch by touching floor x 3

Walk in place x 3 sets
For 1:10
For 1:15
for 1:20

Arm Ups x 3 sets
12 w
15 w
17 w

Crunches x 3 sets of 15

Leg Kicks sitting x 3 sets
10 w
11 w
12 w

Punches x 3 sets
22 w
24 w
30 w

High Knees x 3 sets
14 s
20 s
20 s

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Weird its loose leaf and not in a journal eh?
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This fat bitch isn't doing crunches. But I'd pay money to see her try. The thought of her awkwardly maneuvering her quarter ton shelf ass to the ground then pretending to try a crunch, then trying and failing to get her roly-poly ass back off the ground while wheezing Jade's name for help brings me great joy.
 
Wouldn't she be basically suffocating if she were to lay on her back and attempt crunches? I'm even being a dick, is that not a big issue for fat fucks?

Why does she choose to add the least believable exercises to her routine?
 
dfranki723 said:
Wouldn't she be basically suffocating if she were to lay on her back and attempt crunches? I'm even being a dick, is that not a big issue for fat fucks?

Why does she choose to add the least believable exercises to her routine?
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Because she's not doing crunches. She's incapable of performing enough motion to engage her core due to the mass of adipose tissue across her abdominal region.

She's wriggling on the floor and lifting her skull up with her hands behind her head and calling it a crunch.
 
What the everloving fuck would crunches be doing for her anyway? FFS just go to your pool you idiot it's not hard.

Doesn't matter. She's not actually exercising. She chose some moves she knows the name of
 
I HIGHLY doubt she’s even lying on the floor, I’d be willing to bet cold hard cash that she’s just sitting there and bending forward, “crunching” her fat.
 
dfranki723 said:
Wouldn't she be basically suffocating if she were to lay on her back and attempt crunches? I'm even being a dick, is that not a big issue for fat fucks?

Why does she choose to add the least believable exercises to her routine?
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It was the high knees that got me. That is an exercise that you get smoked with at boot camp.
Hamber can't even bend her knees to walk, let alone bring them past her gunt to her chest in rapid motions.
 
You know, the one positive thing about Hamber is that her apartment at least looks clean. Compared to Chantal's villa, it's spotless. But that is the only positive thing tbh. The rest of her trash.
 
lol cow supreme said:
Ok Ladies its time to get into SHAPE with

The Amberlynn Reid Workout 2023 Edition
Get ready to prepare that bod to be a Weight Loss Surgery Skinny Legend!
Do each activity the prescribed number of sets and the prescribed number of times each set.
W=Whole (or in total)
S=Seperate (or each side)

Be sure to rest copiously between sets and exercises!

Stretch by touching floor x 3

Walk in place x 3 sets
For 1:10
For 1:15
for 1:20

Arm Ups x 3 sets
12 w
15 w
17 w

Crunches x 3 sets of 15

Leg Kicks sitting x 3 sets
10 w
11 w
12 w

Punches x 3 sets
22 w
24 w
30 w

High Knees x 3 sets
14 s
20 s
20 s

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Weird its loose leaf and not in a journal eh?
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who's gunna take one for the team and post this to myproana
 
TheCakeIsALie said:
You know, the one positive thing about Hamber is that her apartment at least looks clean. Compared to Chantal's villa, it's spotless. But that is the only positive thing tbh. The rest of her trash.
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Only because her DRS appointed live in asswipe/maid/errand woman is doing 100% of it.
 
TardiX said:
What the everloving fuck would crunches be doing for her anyway? FFS just go to your pool you idiot it's not hard.

Doesn't matter. She's not actually exercising. She chose some moves she knows the name of
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For those 6 Pack Flabs! You're just a jealous haydurrrr.
 
Bilibin said:
It's a little funny how when she was told she had to go a year without binging
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I still think she made that shit up. Not that I'm an expert on weight loss clinics, but that just doesn't sound like something they would say. Maybe "a year making better health-related decisions", or a "a year of healthier eating", but "a year without binging?" Nah, that sounds like it came straight from Amber's shit-fer-brains.

At this point, I can't even remember how many times we've speck-ah-lated that Jade is halfway out the door. If she hasn't left until now, she probably won't until she finally decides that she has nothing more to gain from the grift. I won't hold my breath for her leaving, not for right now. Regardless, it's gonna happen at some point, and good fucking luck to Amber finding another live-in asswiper.

I'm pretty sure some reaction channels did mention WLS in Mexico when she first started this stupid larp, so she could have gotten that idea from them as well, given how well we know that Amber is a turbo narc who incessantly seeks content of and about herself.

I hate, I hate, I hate when she takes terms like "shrimpgate" and appropriates them. That's for other people talking about you to use, not you yourself, you idiot. It makes you sound both like you think of yourself as some kind of celebrity, which you're not, and like you're too retarded to understand why such terms were made up in the first place.
 
I have a silly thought..

When I was younger I was in a weight-related business and had to be below a certain weight. One thing that would remind me of my weight gain or loss (mainly sodium) was my rings on my fingers. Does ALR wear this damn choker as a reminder of "oh man it's getting too tight, I'm gaineeen" or does she really just think it looks good and accentuates her cute neck rolls? I, for one, find neck creases attractive but hers has no crease and is just fat.

Just a thought.
 
Amber's doing the thing again where she pretends that the 2019 600lb Amber is a completely different person to present-day Amber.

Initially, Hamber says that she's going to analyze why she lost 12,000 subscribers after Shrimp Gate but then proceeds to eye fuck herself and double down on her bullshit claims, and reflect on absolutely nothing. Apparently unsubscribing from her = gaslighting :/

She thinks people hate her because she's fat, but if that were the case then the fetish eater HungryFatChick would also be a lolcow. Hamber always feigns ignorance about how much of a cunt and a liar she is and assumes all the hate is coming from a place of #fatphobia. My autistic theory is that she's afraid to lose weight because *if* she were to become skinny then she can no longer blame fatphobia for the hate that she would still be receiving.

Amber also thinks she is losing viewership because she is deciding to "prioritize" her health and not because she is subjecting everyone to testing cheap gel pens in a colouring book

Finally, why is she playing old clips so frequently? More ad-roll time? Invoking 2019 nostalgia? Creating her own little HBO show? Fat bitch Euphoria?
 
Plot Summary with Commentary. Not a reeecap, and readable in 2 minutes or less!!!.... Wait, this is 32+ minute video? Well, I'm sure at it's core, it's really only about 2 minutes of CUNTENT.

Ooh, revisiting shrimpgate. Going for those rage clicks. Very bold... or desperate, depending on your perspective. A bit of history before going into this, as Amber loves to retcon (despite all of the evidence being on her channel, reaction channels, and various threads of this forum):

Just before shrimpgate was the Optavia arc where Amber spent $400 on shitty chip-like snacks, dirt shakes, and meal bars (likely made from newsprint) and quit by day 2. And her reason was that other people were eating chips and hotdogs and she couldn't. She even admitted that's why she looked for an excuse to quit, and finally decided that it was too low calorie (despite her body at the time holding at least 1 million surplus calories in fat). Her viewers got especially angry when they found out that Amber was so far behind on her videos, that she had actually quit the diet before she even uploaded the Optavia unboxing. It was an entire fabricated diet arc posted only for clicks.

Amber kept teasing a possible WLS arc, spending weeks (MONTHS) going on about getting the paperwork, filling out the paperwork, and should she send the paperwork in.

Resentment grew through the spring, until there was talk of a plan to unsub to Amber. I don't know who started it, but it was being pushed by Pam Talks and Sabine Davis. I don't know much about Pam, but Sabine is still on YouTube. She deleted her Amber content and renamed her channel "Voice in the Chaos", then created another new account called "Just My 2 Cents", which seems to be exclusively Amber content (but she no longer shows her face during reacts).

Amber posted a cunty mukbang showing her powering through a party-sized shrimpring, telling her audience that we aren't her parents, and it's wrong that we only support her when she's doing "what we want" (when she's not clickbaiting her health or self-diagnosed mental illnesses). Amber insisted that's not how things work, and she should be supported regardless of what kind of content she puts out.

Following her account losing about 8-15k subs (don't remember the exact number, but she had JUST made 100k on her channel), Amber did an incredibly insincere snapchat talking about how she was wrong and could see the error or her ways (while eyefucking herself the entire time), then did a video on her channel apologizing for her entitled attitude. She swore that she saw what her audience saw, and said she was different now, and was dedicated to improving her health. She also acknowledged that her true supporters didn't want to see her eat on camera - they wanted to see her deal with her food and mental issues, and to get healthier.

What followed that was 15 days of pretending to give a shit. Walkeeen on the spot for less than 2 minutes at a time, 'arm-ups' with bright pink 2lb weights (sound familiar?), a legitimate weigh in, and a focus on preparing 'hulthy' meals (which looked like dog food), while not eating them on camera, but still pushing the boundaries with 'taste tests'. She decided she wasn't going to get WLS, because why should she if she was doing it by herself?

After those 2 weeks of support, Amber stopped uploading or using social media. She came back two weeks after that with a gourmet chicken sausage mukbang, and looked even larger, while complaining about her mentals.

Shortly after this, as a giant FUCK YOU to her audience, she decided to post a video of her unboxing her 100K YouTube award, which she got just before the unsubbing event.

Mukbangs were back. Complaining about mentulz were back. Teasing about WLS was back, including seeing a weight loss surgeon, then quiting his two week trial diet on the day she started it. She later contradicted her video about his plan, with another video, saying that he wanted her to eat McDonalds cheeseburgers with half a bun instead of broccoli due to the carbs in unstarchy veg. Amber's weight BALLOONED until Christmas. Amber refused to get on the scale, merely saying that her weight hadn't changed. Years later, she admitted that she never weighed herself during this time (and therefore likely certainly reached over 600lbs while using plausible deniability to tell her audience that her highest recorded weight was 572.4lbs).

During Vlogmas 2019, in one video there is a scene Amber filmed where she was sitting on a chair while they all were decorating the Christmas Tree. Becky was wandering around in a zombified state in her Deadpool sweater. Eric asked something like "What was that whole Shrimpgate thing, anyway?" And Amber responded in a cunty and demeaning way, and said something like "I don't even know" or "I don't even remember".

Okay, now that we are up to date on Shrimpgate, let's see how Amber rewrites it. ENGAGE!!

Amber says this was 4-5 years ago. Why must she add a year to EVERY number she gives? Claims she lost 12K subs.

Amber decides to be a cunt and point out exactly how many shrimp she ate on camera instead of 'the whole ring' as people claimed. She keeps doing this throughout the video.

Amber now understands that the reason behind Obese2Beast making a video about her at the time without consulting her first was just 'The YouTube Game' - and not that he was trying warn her about her self-destructive behaviour and she wasn't listening. Shows thumbnails of current reaction videos as proof of her claim.

Amber believes that mukbangs for her are still okay, but it's the TYPE of food you eat and your MENTULZS about it. (And the overall calories). BITCH, 4 YEARS LATER YOU ARE STILL THE SAME FUCKING SIZE YOU WERE IN THIS VIDEO!! THERE HAS BEEN NO 'STAYING WITHIN A CALORIE LIMIT'!

Amber admits all of these excuses were to avoid backlash with her audience and for clicks. Basically, lies and profit.

Amber stands by that people only like her when she is showing herself losing weight. Disliking Amber for this is weird to her. It's her life and she can do what she wants. She still hasn't made the connection that if you act like a piece of shit, and manipulate people (like a piece of shit), people are going to see you as a piece of shit.

Amber gives smoking as a comparision of worse behaviour (FUCK YOU JADE!)

I must say: I've never seen a smoker earn a shit-ton of money by not working and uploading 'chain-smoking' videos. Then constantly oscillate between crying about their mental and physical health and asking for prayers during a health crisis, and sneering about 'my life my choice' for more views.

Amber pretends to have a healthier relationship with food now, despite claiming needing therapy for her 'food addiction' in just the last video.

Amber hates that she's supporting Chantel in this video.

FREEZE FRAME!! You be the judge if she seems the same weight here as she was during shrimpgate in Spring 2019:
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Skinny mukbangers don't get hate. And they eat LOTS of calories.

Talking about her weighloss is sometimes 'triggering'. Amber is more than her fat. She has more to talk about (Oh yeah, like stickers, Shopkins, and scratch art)!

Finally admits that her views and money is less.

A few bites isn't a "mookbong".

She really lost the subs because she was smug and because she said she didn't want to talk about her weight anymore. She was GASLIT and COERCED ("co-hersed") by the audience into appeasing them and being a trainwreck. It made her mentulz really bad. She's not going to do mukbangs anymore.

"It felt like they were STRIKING AGAINST ME" - says the bitch who gave ACTUAL STRIKES (violating TOS) to archive channels like CXNT.

Shows a clip from a rabid Tik-Tok fat-activist.

TL;DR: DON'T TAKE THE BAIT - THIS IS FOR RAGE CLICKS ONLY. Amber is mining a pure vein of CUNTENT in this video. She basically more or less still feels the same way she did during shrimpgate. She said the things she said and did the things she did were just to avoid backlash (lies), and to get her subs and views back (money), and she was being coerced by her audience into being a trainwreck. This is 30 minutes of audience shaming, guilt tripping, missing the point, and justifying shitty behaviour. She hasn't changed at all.

I personally think that all of her disgusted fans should unsub again, just to throw this 'FUCK YOU' she just sent them back into her face (and not resub to her just because she shows herself doing 'arm-ups' and eating ho-made ground turkey and quinoa dogfood on camera to 'prove' that she's changed).

Edited to Add: you know how many screenshots it took to finally get one where she was making a stupid face in both the 2019 video AND the 2023 video?! I hope you like it!
:)
 
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Late, but whatever - I'm stuck on the topic of her faking crunches.

Since this hephalump refuses to get into a swimsuit (even one of those that's modest for deathfats) and utilize The Henry's amenities, she could easily get core workouts by doing isometric bear crawls.

These are what I'm talking about.

Yes, her gunt would be pressed against the floor. But just the effort of getting her knees up and holding this for 30 seconds (or longer if she can) would be a fantastic core workout. Because let's face it, she's too rotund for just about any core-focused exercise that doesn't utilize a pool to get around the issue of FAT. Planks? Nope. Practically any yoga pose? Nope. Actual crunches or situps? Don't make me laugh. But isometric bear crawls would be in her reach.

Let's be frank, though. That's actually a workout, so she won't do it.
 
How do you think she reads books? I imagine her getting hung up on really simple words like "risen" and not taking a moment to understand what they mean or how they're pronounced. It'd make the most sense with how Grammarlynn acts despite how often she claims to read.
 
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
....Let's be frank, though. That's actually a workout, so she won't do it.
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AUGH!! I wish I had read your full post before starting my response to you.

I was so enthusiastic about Amber doing Aqua-Aeorbics, I even found the perfectly dainty and fashionable pool outfit for her ... the BURKINI!!:
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She doesn't have to show her laygs. She could get a headpiece to help contain some of the sebum. They go up to XXXXXXL sizes in SEVERAL different styles and colours! Oh, and they have a nice little dainty skirt to go over the laygeeens.

I even found her a website to purchase them online, as their shop is more than a 1:12 walk from her porch door:

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How could she go wrong? The company proclaims:

Love Your Body and Catch Elegance With Burkini Models!​

We took care to keep the size options quite wide and excessive. You ask why? Because we know that a true style is not about weight. You will find comfort on the beach with the most impressive burkini models that will reflect your free spirit.

Edited to Add: Ah, nevermind. Perhaps Chantal will find this information useful...
 
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The Heartthrob said:
How do you think she reads books? I imagine her getting hung up on really simple words like "risen" and not taking a moment to understand what they mean or how they're pronounced. It'd make the most sense with how Grammarlynn acts despite how often she claims to read.
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Hamby will read anything except a self-help book.
 
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