I think I'm going to leave this one to the fine context and summary of
@Boolean Bitch because otherwise this is a two parter and it'll be like livecapping MSHPL. This smug bitch watching her 600 ellbee self pound shrimp, nodding along, and eyefucking herself in the camera as if she isn't returning right to that despite telling us how she's now
CHANGED, my brother, the LAWD has CHANGED ME and my RELATIONS with FOOD!
No, Hamber, you definitely fucked that shrimp. And that rotisserie chicken. And all the other crap you shove down your gob. Don't try telling us you've been eating healthy this past year when you're obviously gaining weight.
While we're at it, STOP trying to come up with metaphors, because you are so incredibly stupid, yours make no sense. The last one was some dipshittery about putting someone in a cage with lions and tigers, and that was pretty stupid. but you outdid yourself with this bullshit about how people aren't ragging on smokers about stopping smoking. Tell you what, you fat cunt: go find us a YT channel that started out saying they're starting their channel to hold themselves accountable to stopping smoking, and then spent the next ten years chain-smoking on camera for YTBux, lecturing, scolding, blaming, and gaslighting their audience the entire time, avoiding any microscopic speck of responsibility for their habit. Go ahead. We'll wait.
While we wait, I'll tell you another thing: I DGAF what other YTers do in comparison to you.
I'm gonna toss one other thing in here from the shrimpgate video itself, because it's always bugged me, and I don't recall anyone saying anything about it - and why would they, when there was so much more to talk about?
It's when she is blathering about how "you guise only see one mill out of, what, fifteen that I eat in a week? How is that going to decipher blah bla..."
Fifteen mills a week? Three mills a day? Does she take weekends off from eating? Looking at her grotesque size, I think not. Hell, she was probably getting fifteen mills down that gullet in three days.
TL; didn't whatever: SmugCondescendingLynn from Shrimpgate is back again, trying to gaslight people. It makes me laugh, since it could really only be directed at the frogs, but they're gone. Just like her thanking them for blowing smoke up her ass didn't come until weeks after they showed up and they were already gone by then. But that's the Hamber we know, isn't it? Late to TikTok, late to trends, late to everything except those aforementioned mills.
Edit, for anyone who is going to watch this ep of the shitshow: As in the last vid, her vocal fry imitation is back in this one.
