🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Also in the video, she states that her sense of control is dependent on factors outside of her control (ie, being provided the actual WLS date). It makes no sense to wait for the green light given by others to take control of your own life. Her head is so fucked
Damn this bitch annoying af. So instead of figuring out how to cope with the fact that things are sometimes out of her control and working with that reality, she has to stomp her massive tree trunk laaaygs like the huge bratty toddler she is and insist that they give her a firm date so she can feel in control. Idiot has no idea how disordered that is, once again proving that she's not ready for this procedure. Any more tree trunk stomping she's gonna cause another earthquake.
 
I was watching one of those cop shows and saw a morbidly obese woman getting arrested. Of course, she was still WAY smaller than the Hambeast, maybe half her size if not a bit more, but still very much a landwhale. It was a whole ass ordeal. The cuffs wouldn't fit her.

It got me thinking, can you imagine Amberlynn getting arrested? Not only would there be no cuffs that fit her, but there's also no way she'd be able to fit in the back of a police car. Imagine the time and effort and resources that would have to spent on taking her gigantic ass to jail. Now that's entertainment I'd pay to consume.
 
She wants a WLS date set because she thinks she’d be able to binge for 9 months then crash diet at the finish line to show weight lose

These people deal with hundreds of lard asses at a time they know how they operate
 
What a rambling mess. Narc damage control. In a nutshell:

Amber's ramble corroberated MammaGoob's DMs - except instead of her admitting that she pushed the dietician to contact the surgeon, she's implying that the dietician is deciding to contact the surgeon without any prompting from Amber. Also keep in mind that this conversation with the dietician was FRIDAY, so the Amberverse is still quite out of sync with our reality.

Amber can't understand how her spoiled brat response to be tolding not yet makes her seem like a spoiled brat. That unhinged response shows how much she wants it!

Blood work results: Hulthy but big (low vitamin D is the only thing Amber mentioned).

She blames her diagnosis of OCPD from 'over 5 years ago' (Summer of 2019 - less than 4 years, Amber), and OCD a couple years ago (1 year ago, according to the HAES psychologist) for why she NEEDS TO KNOW THE EXACT DATE OF THE SURGERY !!!NOW!!!! It's no one's obligation to cater to your toxic PERSONALITY DISORDER.

No, Amber. The metaphor of you hanging a picture and needing one more tool (the nail) does not explain, nor justify acting like a spoiled brat when you were told "later" about WLS and not knowing the exact date that it would be scheduled. That's like saying that you can't hang a picture on the wall unless you are given the date of when the picture will be hanging on the wall. The answer to both scenarios would be the same: it will happen when you complete all of the necessary steps to make it happen.

"I can't get to a healthy body weight without the surgery". They aren't asking for that: they are asking for no binging - which you said you don't do... so... what's the issue?

It wasn't a tantrum - it was frustration that she couldn't turn to food to deal with her issues, as eating her feelings was 'taken' from her. Yeah.... basically, a tantrum. And the reason why she isn't ready.

People are confused about her BED diagnosis story - yeah, because it isn't making sense. Amber starts with an attempt to explain, but redirects to shitting on her terrible audience who are always accusing her of lying. She feels she needs to make an entire video to explain timelines and things, as she can't understand how people get confused.

Don't bother. Here's the TL;DW: She spent YEARS insisting she was diagnosed unofficially for it (after she had to admit she wasn't officially diagnosed - as the first time was before the disorder was recognized, and the second was by BetterHelp who can't diagnose). Then she spent a good amount of time saying she self-diagnosed herself (from late 2020 to early 2021-ish?), but that BED is very easy to self-diagnose. Then she 'officially' got her diagnosis from a HAES specialist in March 2022 so she could do 'outpatient' for her weight while continuing to eat whatever she wanted. She spent that year incessantly going on about her uncontrolled binging ... until the weight loss clinic contacted her mid-December. Then, her binging magically disappeared.... You know, if you ignore the multiple candy bar 'binges' and times she 'didn't say no to food' in January and February 2023. Then she moved the goal-post on what 'binging' was (by misunderstanding her WLS psychologist) to 3x what she would normally eat in a sitting, to declare herself binge-free to qualify for surgery. Unfortunately, that BED diagnosis from 2022 that she spent a lot of time and money to try and obtain bit her in the ass, and now the clinic is (rightfully) pumping the breaks a bit.

By the way Amber... in a sense, multiplication IS division.... it's just changing the angle of approach to the equation. X(Y)=450. This is a multiplication equation, but to isolate one variable, division will be needed.
 
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So she thinks she can't get to a healthy weight without surgery. Does she realize that the desire to pig out on favorite foods will not go away, even if a big chunk of her insides are removed?
All I can think of is that time she was taking appetite suppressants, wasn't hungry, and still shoved three big slices of pizza down her gullet.

...Anyone else think she bragged about being YouTube famous and her doctors looked her up? I can't imagine a professional would want to operate on FailureLynn knowing how much potential liability they could be taking on.
 
She seems super manic.

Humans don't do well with ambiguity. "Sorry. It depends," isn't very satisfying. When's the pandemic over? When will you get pregnant? Find a job? Find your twu wuv? Sorry. It depends.

Fatty could change and save her own life tomorrow, but wants an all you can eat buffet until the minute the scalpel hits. Surgery isn't the instant, infallible cure all she thinks it is.
 
Bitch blaming OCPD for her problems when the only illness she has is OBZT. Still fat, still boring, still a loser, still Amberlynn Reid.
 
She thinks having an invasive surgery where parts of her body are removed and she could possibly drop dead on the table from the anesthesia is the same as grabbing a nail to hang up a picture on the wall. Just getting dumber and fatter every single day.
 
Anyone else think she bragged about being YouTube famous and her doctors looked her up? I can't imagine a professional would want to operate on FailureLynn knowing how much potential liability they could be taking on.
Wouldn't even have to brag. Almost all medical intake forms ask for your employer and/or occupation. I have never had an intake nurse or doctor not ask me exactly what that is...even if i put "Pro Footballer" they'd ask what position, what team etc. They would DEFINATELY start asking about her employment if she put "Self Employed" when trying to figure out how she's going to pay for it, making determinations of work impacting rehab...
And with the staff being acutely aware of "famous deathfats" they were probably aware. They know who Tammy is, They likely know who Nickado is, and they would most likely have figured out who Amber is.
 
Her attitude as self described in her actual & hoped for interaction with the surgeon makes it quite clear why they won’t make an exception for her. Wants a set date scheduled? Big red flag for the team right there. She’s right about 1 thing, it makes no sense.

She may never get as far as the surgeon but if she anticipates success, what ACTUAL steps is she taking? She can be doing many now to show her determination to get surgery.

Instead we get; “All this being taken from me”. Classic spoiled brat talk.

From spoons to nails? LOL. She had every mail needed, right up to rail spikes & keeps flinging them on the floor.

Most of the way through listening to her crap & she is tripling down on why she’s nowhere close to ready.
 
Wants a set date scheduled? Big red flag for the team right there. She’s right about 1 thing, it makes no sense.
Yanno, if Hamber were a Rockstar and had a whole tour schedule worked up or VIP Somebody Politico or something, I could see her wanting a set date for scheduling around any conflicts. But Newsflash NOT to anybody here... she ain't. Take a number, get in line like every one of us peons does for any surgery and we'll get back to ya when you're on the books.

Her sense of entitlement and self-importance made my eyes roll so far back in my head that I nearly passed out. God forbid anything should get in the way of her regularly scheduled doing absolutely nothing.
 
OCPD is the stupidest diagnosis she's ever claimed. It has nothing to do with how many decimals you need to record your weight or knowing for sure when you're going to get the thing you want or whatever. People with OCPD are preoccupied with work, but even more so, preoccupied with avoiding failure. All Amberlynn does is fail. She fails immediately, and in the rare cases she almost doesn't fail something, she completely throws it at the last second because she refuses to do anything but fail. Not only does she feel no shame over it, but she's offended by the idea that she should. For some reason, she's scared to death of being successful at anything, and considers the low effort documentation of such to be hard and serious work.

She shouldn't be considered for surgery because she's delusional.
 
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She thinks having an invasive surgery where parts of her body are removed and she could possibly drop dead on the table from the anesthesia is the same as grabbing a nail to hang up a picture on the wall. Just getting dumber and fatter every single day.
Gastric bypass doesn't remove any parts of the body, it just rearranges the digestive system. With VSG or DS, the only part removed is the cut away portion of the stomach.
Wouldn't even have to brag. Almost all medical intake forms ask for your employer and/or occupation. I have never had an intake nurse or doctor not ask me exactly what that is...even if i put "Pro Footballer" they'd ask what position, what team etc. They would DEFINATELY start asking about her employment if she put "Self Employed" when trying to figure out how she's going to pay for it, making determinations of work impacting rehab...
And with the staff being acutely aware of "famous deathfats" they were probably aware. They know who Tammy is, They likely know who Nickado is, and they would most likely have figured out who Amber is.
They really don't give a fuck beyond how they'll get their $23k. You either have it, can get it, or have insurance to cover it. Most surgeons prefer insured patients because if something goes wrong during or after surgery then insurance will cough up the additional expense. When a person self pays (which happens before any surgery takes place) there is no guarantee that they'll be paid for additional costs afterwards. That's also why bariatric surgeons will normally not do revisional surgeries on uninsured patients, because they have a much greater complication rate and there aren't many folk out there that can just hand over a blank cheque.

As for knowing who she is, that's irrelevant. Maybe some staff do, some don't. They don't need to look at her channel to know she's a trainwreck. They also don't need to check her channel to see she's non-compliant or that she binges. Amber is a textbook fat slug thinking WLS is the only way forward. She loves to talk about herself in a victim role and guaranteed she made a big deal about binge eating. Had she not done that she may have been able to skate through the process provided she showed continuous weightloss. She couldn't though, she "plateaued" at 500lbs. More likely she gained between weighins and was asked to please explain. She's also now shown she's an immature entitled brat with her reaction to being told "NO". She is certainly not doing herself any favours right now. All she needs to do is accept the decision, have some pysch counselling by a professional that is well versed in the bariatric field, and follow the dietary advice of the clinics dietician. The rest of the process will look after itself.

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I don't see why they would give her a date to begin with when she's begging to have it solve her problems now now now.
She's NOT getting a date until they approve her for surgery. Meanwhile, seeing an actual surgery date as her "goal" is ridiculous. She's been given her goal already. It's a "full year, 12 months, 365 days" without a single binge. Point blank period Amber. There's also the issue that no hospital is booking surgery dates a year out. Anything could happen in a year including the surgeon being unavailable, the patient status changing in a way that precludes surgery, or even some incident which means the hospital is out of action. It is just unnecessary paperwork for everyone involved. No-one was predicting the pandemic a year out of it happening, and look at how fucked up that made elective surgery timetables. I had an elective surgery cancelled three times last year as Covid numbers peaked at various times. Twice it happened while waiting in the surgical admittance area. Imagine spoilt brat Amber if she was scheduled, ready to go to the OR and they cancelled her surgery on the day. Uber eats would be ferrying take out to her door on the hour.
They're definitely used to food addicts so these kinds of sob stories shouldn't take them by surprise.
Oh, they've heard it all before, which is how they know she is not ready for surgery, so they won't set a date until she's proven she is.
 
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I have a feeling she's really gonna like Ugly Love by Coover.

Her wanting to set the date is kind of entertaining. She's gonna find some excuse to give up before the year's over and I'm sure if she makes enough of a stink to get the date and can't follow through, they'll need to see an even bigger commitment from her if she ever wants to start again. But honestly I don't see why they would give her a date to begin with when she's begging to have it solve her problems now now now. They're definitely used to food addicts so these kinds of sob stories shouldn't take them by surprise.
 
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