🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Her old fb was a gold mine. She has always been a cunt. I remember one post she put on fb. She wrote something like, "I wanted to get my piercings (those ugly snake ones) today but I guess not. Then Krystal commented" I'm sorry" and then must have thought about it and commented a few minutes later "are you saying I didn't send the money" and Amber writes back "well, it should have been here by now and it isn't." Keep in mind she had never met Krystal in person, was still living and leeching off Kasey and her mom, and was pissed because money Krystal, a literally stranger from the internet, sent her wasn't there the second she wanted it. It's why I say, if she never made it on YT, or when the YT gravy dries up, she will be back on welfare and fat fishing on the internet for money just like she did before.
 
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She was 16 here and 420 lbs. LOL QWEEN
 
the weeknd warrior said:
her genetics must be amazing.
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Oh, yes, her AHH-Mazzing Juh-net-ics:

* LYMPH-edema, NOT lipodema, but LYMPHedema
* Her feet and toes
* Hasn't wiped her own ass and puss since...the...Clinton(?) administration
* Her layyyyyyyyygsss
* Her steatopygic shelf ass
* Her 2019 floorbound era
* Cellulitis
* Sleep Apnea with no c-pap (God, I hope Albert chokes on her own spit)

And don't get me started on how, like Chantal, everyone TOADULLY WAUNTS HURR--and she's like, the biggest lezzbeaannn.
 
Constellationzero said:
Oh, yes, her AHH-Mazzing Juh-net-ics
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Estrogen is the most organ-protective hormone since not being born an alpha male who gets pissy at forks being placed in the wrong spot. She doesn't take her estrogen pills, she eats enough to maintain Boogie2988's frame and weight yet she isn't dead yet. I understand where you're coming from because she has about two years left but this is actually pretty damn good for someone in her position.
 
I don't even believe Fat Albert had cancer. It lies as second nature for asspatzz and internet pointzz. My one hope is the fat POS has a nice, undignified Jennifer Armstrong arc before Jade taps out a tepid "update" on facebook and fucking off into the sunset with most of the shit inside that hovel.
 
Constellationzero said:
I don't even believe Fat Albert had cancer. It lies as second nature for asspatzz and internet pointzz. My one hope is the fat POS has a nice, undignified Jennifer Armstrong arc before Jade taps out a tepid "update" on facebook and fucking off into the sunset with most of the shit inside that hovel.
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Me neither. She had precancer cells and waddled with it and got big money clicks. There's not much evidence to say that she didn't have a hysterectomy though so I have to accept that she's supposed to be taking estrogen pills. She's admitted to being recklessly irresponsible with her medications, especially the estrogen pills to where I can comfortably assume she actually doesn't care for them at all.
 
Constellationzero said:
I don't even believe Fat Albert had cancer. It lies as second nature for asspatzz and internet pointzz. My one hope is the fat POS has a nice, undignified Jennifer Armstrong arc before Jade taps out a tepid "update" on facebook and fucking off into the sunset with most of the shit inside that hovel.
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the weeknd warrior said:
Me neither. She had precancer cells and waddled with it and got big money clicks. There's not much evidence to say that she didn't have a hysterectomy though so I have to accept that she's supposed to be taking estrogen pills. She's admitted to being recklessly irresponsible with her medications, especially the estrogen pills to where I can comfortably assume she actually doesn't care for them at all.
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She showed her discharge notes after her surgery which clearly stated she had cancer. FFS I really wish people would drop the she didn't have cancer bullshit.
 
I call shenanigans said:
She showed her discharge notes after her surgery which clearly stated she had cancer. FFS I really wish people would drop the she didn't have cancer bullshit.
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I'd like people to stop grandstanding atop the virtuous cancer signaling to dismiss everyone else that has an opinion bullshit. My dad had precancer cells and they billed it as stage 1 colon cancer the entire time. Kindly, go unfuck yourself. I'm the one that had to be there the entire time and I never volunteered for any of this. Becky did. Stfu.
 
In the end, it does not matter if she actually had cancer or not. What matters were her actions then and her actions since. Whether it was cancer or not, she 100% exaggerated, manipulated, and exploited it for her own personal and financial gain. Regardless, her clock is ticking real fast. The youtube bucks are dwindling, and they're dwindling quick. They won't be able to save her for much longer. Her latest video has been up for over 24 hours now and it hasn't even gotten 40k views. She still makes a significant amount of money, but taking into account how expensive her life is (rent/utilities + taxes if even does them properly + all the food and plastic shit she compulsively buys), it's reasonable to conclude that this won't be going on much longer.

I know we've all been saying "her channel is dying" for a long time but it's never been THIS bad. None of the tricks she's pulled (and there's been a lot of them) managed to renew interest in her channel for more than a video or two. That, plus the fact that she's now over 30 years old is defiinitely going to work against her. Soon she'll be completely immobile again.

You hear that, Amber? Immobile. It's getting closer and closer every day, and now that goalpost is going to come closer exponentially. By the way, stop kidding yourself, there is absolutely zero chance that any sane surgeon would approve you for WLS. That actually requires losing weight, setting rules and following them, which we all know are things you are completely incapable of doing. Drop this bullshit arc and go back to whatever your circus show normally is.
 
that blue peach said:
By the way, stop kidding yourself, there is absolutely zero chance that any sane surgeon would approve you for WLS. That actually requires losing weight, setting rules and following them, which we all know are things you are completely incapable of doing. Drop this bullshit arc and go back to whatever your circus show normally is.
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Even if she does manage to somehow get approved for surgery, she still has to find at least $23k cash for the surgery alone as she’s not covered by insurance for it. Let’s not forget her chosen surgeon has given Tammy Slaton bariatric surgery, so it’s not totally out of the realm of possibility for her. There will also be many thousands required for all the pre-surgery testing, although her insurance may cover some of that.
 
This is just another story arc money grab, it's all performative, there is no WLS and there is no diet(s) happening.
 
Constellationzero said:
I don't even believe Fat Albert had cancer. It lies as second nature for asspatzz and internet pointzz. My one hope is the fat POS has a nice, undignified Jennifer Armstrong arc before Jade taps out a tepid "update" on facebook and fucking off into the sunset with most of the shit inside that hovel.
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OT: but did Gene ever pop up anywhere and give Jen's haydurs followers closure after her death? That's pretty fucked up but telling if not
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
Her old fb was a gold mine. She has always been a cunt. I remember one post she put on fb. She wrote something like, "I wanted to get my piercings (those ugly snake ones) today but I guess not. Then Krystal commented" I'm sorry" and then must have thought about it and commented a few minutes later "are you saying I didn't send the money" and Amber writes back "well, it should have been here by now and it isn't." Keep in mind she had never met Krystal in person, was still living and leeching off Kasey and her mom, and was pissed because money Krystal, a literally stranger from the internet, sent her wasn't there the second she wanted it. It's why I say, if she never made it on YT, or when the YT gravy dries up, she will be back on welfare and fat fishing on the internet for money just like she did before.
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Fatty lived life on easy mode the moment she was removed from her parents. The fact she was acting like that with Krystal implies she'd already become comfortable with guilting people into doing what she wanted. She's not intelligent but she's a vicious manipulator.

Babied and coddled by every fucker she came into contact with. She loves bragging about how she paid for Becky (which imo Becky earned every single penny) yet never brings up her serial mooching.

I'm sure the Frog Fuckers and her arselickers would point out that this is sooooo old and she's obviously changed now.
 
So Amber has some French fans kissing her ass currently. Is that it? Is that all that's happened in Amber world? God damn how the mighty have fallen.
 
dfranki723 said:
Babied and coddled by every fucker she came into contact with. She loves bragging about how she paid for Becky (which imo Becky earned every single penny) yet never brings up her serial mooching.
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I know most of what she says is BS and everything is performative but what do you think about the idea of Jade helping her pay for WLS?
 
@the weeknd warrior can’t quote you but it’s something that’s been at the back of my mind for a while now. They’ve been in a relationship for what, a year? 18 months? Imagine knowing someone for less time than it takes for some food to spoil and now your suddenly on the hook for $25k+ just because your fat fuck of a ‘partner’ can’t seem to put the fork down.

I’d be ‘naw dog’ and straight outta there, the sex must really be that good eh?!
 
the weeknd warrior said:
I know most of what she says is BS and everything is performative but what do you think about the idea of Jade helping her pay for WLS?
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It's suspicious in every way.
Jade clearly doesn't care about Amber's weight, that's what makes me think ALR is just bullshitting. Maybe it is just more nonsense to show how suuuuuper supportive Jade is.

I can only believe a partner would do that if they'd been with the person for a very long time and they'd seen their partner actually try to lose weight naturally and horribly fail.

Those things don't apply to their dodgy relationship.
 
Jade is only there for the grift and for indulging her feeder fetish. She obviously doesn't want Hamber to lose weight, it's been clear to see from Day One, despite Hamber's claims that she's SOOOOO SUPPORTIVE U GUISE. She's a fucking slimeball, a degen of the worst kind. It doesn't surprise me that she's been there as long as she has. I used to be in the camp that believed she had one foot out the door months ago, but that's no longer the case. I think that as long as she keeps having something to gain, she'll stick around. Filth.
 
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