🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Jade isn't paying shit for anything that will help her lose weight. She sits and watches her eat (Remember the McDonalds mukbang where Amber pretended to be alone but actually Jade was silently 3 feet from her watching?) She doesn't give a single solitary fuck about her being any sort of healthy.

She is saying the psychologist was supposed to call her but didn't and was gone whenever she filmed... That's the second time she's talked about not being called by this place. I'm seeing the door to the inevitable "No WLS" video.

PotatoSalad4711 said:
They all thought Amber was coming to “visit”. Not a single damn one expected her to move in.
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This is what's so creepy about her, imo. She just "visits" these girls and never leaves. She's just permanently there until she finds another one she can do the same thing to (or guilt into staying a la Jade Francis). That is objectively weird.

that blue peach said:
In the end, it does not matter if she actually had cancer or not. What matters were her actions then and her actions since
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Winner winner. She has changed exactly fuck all since then. She gained weight, didn't exercise, didn't do any follow-ups, and didn't take her medications with any regularity. She can cry about it all she wants but it did absolutely nothing to change her. She just used it for clicks and asspats and went right back to ordering food.
 
So Nutritionlynn's latest genius idea is for every drink of soda she has to drink the same amount of water? She must be pissing like a racehorse. Wipey gonna be living up to her name!
 
Another day another 18+min video of her sitting in front of the camera doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Word vomit, completely insufferable. She is a parody of herself at this point. Would not be surprised if the current WLS Debacle is one of the litigant niggers stunts to make some cash, perhaps scam some viewers into thinking they cant afford the after care if they go through with it (she won't).

Anyways first ever post been reading for years and finally grew a pair and decided to stop lurking.

Stay amazing fellow Kiwis 🥝💚
 
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low sodium said:

WEIGH IN WEEK 6 | BEATING FOOD ADDICTION, DENIAL, AND ANGER​

Feb 06, 2023
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QRDN0I3biaQ
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WEIGH IN WEEK 6 BEATING FOOD ADDICTION- DENIAL- AND ANGER.mp4
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Boring as fuck. Pushing the addiction clickbait as far as she can until it craps out like Gunt's KIA. Denial, anger... stages of grief. What are you mourning, Hambeast? Your dignity? Cut the crap, move to acceptance and let your cholestorohl consoom you.

Also, the fuck is that sheer striped top? Doesn't really do her any favours. Too much flesh. Also, she has eyebrows in this video and it makes such a huge difference to the general human-ness of her moon face. It's almost enough to distract from her greasy ass hair.

Don't know why I care so much about her appearence today, probably because everything she says is so damn fucking boring. Her appearence the only thing that's worth commenting on.

We still haven't seen BAYBEE in a video, I'm surprised she's held up this long without going back on it or invading Gayde's privacy. I think it adds to the theory that Amber's reigns are being held more tightly than we may have seen before.
 
Reacting as I listen. Yes hair can dry after menopause & what does that have to do with the price of Pringles in Peoria?

Is "discomfort" the new 'situation' or other ALR buzzword?

If she's hungry obviously she's going to eat something - no shit.

She's back to that annoying vocal trick of over-stressing the beginning 'h' in words. Hhhhungry, etc.

Nothing clicks in your head except your over-active jaw, Amber.

Which old journal did she pull this tired script from?

Her relationship with food will certainly change IF she gets WLS which she isn't.

About nutrition - everything she thought she knew before she was OBVIOUSLY right... never change, Amber.

She no longer reads comments under her videos, guize. And I no longer breathe at night. Mean, nasty comments make her feel bad about herself.

She's "esperimenting" in the kitchen with food. I'll bet she is.

I thought frozen grapes tasted like candy? Or was that apples?

Trying to walk back from her previous, multiple claims of having BED... agai.

She's SO mad at past Amberlynn! Are the new ambabies really buying this shit?

She wants to be a inspirashun! She doesn't want people o the same journey to be alone!

Her education class was online.

Not buying her weights until I see & hear her on the scale.

Comments on her sack plate, which was a meal & that was mentioned in comments she totally doesn't read... ad she called it a charcuterie board as had been predicted,

She's ever drank as much water, has ever felt as confident, trusts whhhholeheartedly.

The comment section...lol. She's so brave & stunning
 
Oh wow we're all about fruit tastes like candy again, it's almost like fruit is full of sugar. And it's not recommended for bariatrics because it's full of sugar.

Most people realize that fruit is sweet before their thirties. Amber continues to make this discovery regularly.

Crazy how all the fruit she loves is full of carbs.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
Reacting as I listen. Yes hair can dry after menopause & what does that have to do with the price of Pringles in Peoria?

Is "discomfort" the new 'situation' or other ALR buzzword?

If she's hungry obviously she's going to eat something - no shit.

She's back to that annoying vocal trick of over-stressing the beginning 'h' in words. Hhhhungry, etc.

Nothing clicks in your head except your over-active jaw, Amber.

Which old journal did she pull this tired script from?

Her relationship with food will certainly change IF she gets WLS which she isn't.

About nutrition - everything she thought she knew before she was OBVIOUSLY right... never change, Amber.

She no longer reads comments under her videos, guize. And I no longer breathe at night. Mean, nasty comments make her feel bad about herself.

She's "esperimenting" in the kitchen with food. I'll bet she is.

I thought frozen grapes tasted like candy? Or was that apples?

Trying to walk back from her previous, multiple claims of having BED... agai.

She's SO mad at past Amberlynn! Are the new ambabies really buying this shit?

She wants to be a inspirashun! She doesn't want people o the same journey to be alone!

Her education class was online.

Not buying her weights until I see & hear her on the scale.

Comments on her sack plate, which was a meal & that was mentioned in comments she totally doesn't read... ad she called it a charcuterie board as had been predicted,

She's ever drank as much water, has ever felt as confident, trusts whhhholeheartedly.

The comment section...lol. She's so brave & stunning
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I feel dehumanized with the use of her new found words 😂
 
Frozen grapes, apples and now pineapple.

What's next on the candy-fruit train? Oranges? Maybe chunks of mango?
 
I learned that Amber is clicking, and is in discomfort, and it comes in waves?
Or is it her discomfort comes in clicking waves of discomfort?
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I love how the fact she's explaining to us that because she's bored she eats and also gets into emotional eating. She needs to stuff her maw, like weve never ever noticed that before.

The fact that we've been pointing out this for years and then her trying to explain it. It just means that is talking absolute shite.

It's the same old thing where she wants people to hear what they want or she thinks they want to hear. She thinks she’s manipulating the audience. She’s not.
 
Narc Alert put out a video that’s good reference for those who aren’t extremely familiar with Amberlynn. They’re all clips from when she’s in this beginning stage of the cycle - new year, new program, new me! So excited, so pumped! Everything will be different this time! I did so much research, I have so much faith in this program!

It’s the same words over and over and over again, and it’s been that way from the very beginning. Obviously this is old news for anyone who’s been in the amberverse for a while but it’s still almost stunning to see all these instances of her saying the same things in different eras over and over.

And we all know exactly where it goes from here.
 
VidalSassoonLyn saying that the reason she wears her hair in the poop bun is because it's dry thanks to her menopause? Gorl what was your excuse pre-2019 when you were still throwing it up on top of your big ol' moonface rather than running a brush through it?
 
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