🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Boolean Bitch said:
Amber shows us trait #738,303,049,202 that makes her quorky and not like other gorls. She carries around a can of soda and a bottle of water. And to get her water in, she takes a tiny sip of water every time she takes a sip of pop.
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Bitch need to suck on a 🔥 hose.

This is the "dainty" side of this megafulump? Still makes me giggle.

SURE, JAN!
 
Bob the Builder said:
You know it's none of my business but if you are chronically obese and you try dieting and exercise and it doesn't work after a year, they'd probably consider you a candidate for medical weight loss surgery. I'm just saying.
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"Try" dieting and exercise? or actually physically commit to maintaining a calorie deficit?
 
T-T-T-T-T-THROWBACK order might be jank but i labeled em.

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Goddamn, she is such a cunt. She's always been this way, I don't see how people want/try to argue against that.

It's crazy (not really) how these types of interactions between loved ones and her have been repeated multiple times in her life since then.

"YOU did this to ME even though I should've been responsible; YOU'RE in the wrong because I said so."

No wonder why Tammie gave up on her, no wonder why her grandma kicked her out, no wonder why her mom ghosted her after her cancer saga. You can't make any progress with someone whose this pigheaded (literally).

Xenomorph said:
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God, Karim's comment made me ugly laugh. If he only knew that 11 years later and it's still hilariously accurate.
 
WorldEater said:
"Try" dieting and exercise? or actually physically commit to maintaining a calorie deficit?
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Yeah which is why they make people lose weight beforehand. Because they're less likely to die during surgery and also to prove they're actually willing to change. (Obviously that doesn't seem to be the case here)
 
Xenomorph said:
T-T-T-T-T-THROWBACK order might be jank but i labeled em.
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It's always hard for me with Amber because I know she had a seriously fucked childhood and it really screwed her up. I really do empathize with that and some of her resulting behavior makes a lot of sense (her not wanting to write her mom in jail because she felt abandoned in the system while still wanting her love in spite of that is totally reasonable). But goddamn it if she isn't a fucking cunt too. Even that exchange has her trademark lies: "You kicked me out"; "No I didn't, you chose to leave"; "Yes I did choose to leave but I still hate you". Not saying she's the only problem in that family, but still. I'd have an easier time believing she was just an asshole 20-year-old like a lot of us are/were, but she's never changed.

Also chuckled at her spelling ludicrous like Ludacris.
 
I have to say I don't care for aunt Tammie at all. There's something really pathetic about signing up for Kiwifarms under one's own name and face to shit out family issues in order to own their niece. This apparent long standing grudge about Amber not writing her mother in prison is weird to me since Tammie hates her own mom so much. It's not like there wasn't a good reason for Amber to not write - she loved meth so much she let California repo her kids twice.
maybe a pigeon said:
I’m having trouble imagining three people
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Four I think - Mom's boyfriend lived there too.
 
maybe a pigeon said:
So would this be the apartment complex she was staying in with Casey and his mother? I’m having trouble imagining three people—at least one of whom was the size of a baby elephant—co-existing amicably in this much space.

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Yes. IIRC, Amber and Casey slept in the living room.

I think her mom tolerated Amber because at first she felt sorry for her. That good will soured quickly. The only logical thing to do was to find another mark…quick rundown:
-Krystal era: K’s parents took her in and tried to help her lose weight. She loses the infamous 89 elbees. She complains about this, but ends up finding Destiny online.
-Destiny era: She moves in with D (and eventually D’s mother in Kentucky). D leaves her for Dana. Amber is truly heartbroken, but ends up finding Becky online.
-Becky era: She moves in with B, whose roommates are not particularly thrilled by this, but Amber is now making big bucks on YouTube, so who cares. B takes 4 years to tell her it’s over, but it’s fine because Amber ends up finding Jade online.

Hey, Alina, are you taking notes? Because they all have quite a bit in common:
-They all thought Amber was coming to “visit”. Not a single damn one expected her to move in.
-They all fell for the “poor me” act until it was too late.
-They all were replaced by the next gullible freak who dared to enter her DM’s.

From California to Oklahoma to Arizona to Virginia to Florida to Kentucky. Amber is a cunt no matter where she goes.
 
The Heartthrob said:
I really do empathize... but she's never changed.
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She's never had to try to change so there's no need. There are enough of us hairless apes with too much empathy and heart strings to pull that she'll be able to survive as the parasitic organism she's always been for the remainder of her bean bag life. She's very collectivistic when it comes to sharing why she has character flaws and personality issues with her family, even blaming Becky for cancer, but Jesus be eating her Coco Puffs if anyone else is to be credited for why she is such a successful YT celebrity.
 
Christ, what an insufferable brat. This is the bitch that constantly tells everyone what a good person she is and how EVERYONE would agree if they knew her in real life.

Yeah, I doubt it you silly slag.
 
Someone mentioned it before the weekend, but I find the Haydur Nation schlock of, "We don't hate Amberlynn's weight!" insufferable, because it lends me insight to how they see vice, as though the act of overindulgence is removed from the outcome (fatness). If you pardon her fatness, you pardon the act. You can't separate them.
 
The Heartthrob said:
"Tastebuds do change"

No, you started dating a black girl and now you think it's cute to like watermelon. I know why the reaction channels don't call it out, but they have to notice that she's a wigger now.
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Because the moment they mention it they get #CANCELLED for #RACISM!!!!!!!!!! Then Amber has the moral high ground and nobody wants that. It'd be beyond insufferable. She'd be going on and on about how racist the haydurs are and how she would never.
 
As I recall, Amber having cancer happened right after she had been flaunting her wealth, straight up flashing cash around. Of course her drug addicted mama decided to show up and support her baybee during that time. Because of the cancer.
 
the weeknd warrior said:
She's never had to try to change so there's no need. There are enough of us hairless apes with too much empathy and heart strings to pull that she'll be able to survive as the parasitic organism she's always been for the remainder of her bean bag life. She's very collectivistic when it comes to sharing why she has character flaws and personality issues with her family, even blaming Becky for cancer, but Jesus be eating her Coco Puffs if anyone else is to be credited for why she is such a successful YT celebrity.
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100%. It's one of those things where I get blueballed because I see how close she is to figuring things out, but she's got too much of an ego to ever get there. She proves time and time again how big of an asshole she is to the core. Imagine how much she'd be mean-girling if she actually did lose the weight.
Flourishing Pinecone ❧ said:
please put your reply in a "vanilla folder"
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I would but it's too pretty to use!!!
Chilli Soup said:
Because the moment they mention it they get #CANCELLED for #RACISM!!!!!!!!!! Then Amber has the moral high ground and nobody wants that. It'd be beyond insufferable. She'd be going on and on about how racist the haydurs are and how she would never.
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Yeah exactly. It fucking killed me when every reaction channel paused when she went "lissun... lissun" and had to mention how weird it was. I'm still surprised no one commented on her saying "watermelon kisses" when she pecked Fellatio. That could've been the new "when did I become such a blackie?".
 
Xenomorph said:
T-T-T-T-T-THROWBACK order might be jank but i labeled em.

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Yes. Fuck face is correct.

Tammie honestly should have truly ended the conversation when she said "I'm done." and stuck with it. Hashing all that dirty laundry out on facebook like that makes her no better than Fat Albert or its "mom."
Best course of action should've been: "I'm done." - no further reply/interaction - continued silence - immediate block on facebook, phone, and anywhere else - silence/block with physical mail.

Fat Albert is one of the biggest pieces of nearly 700 pound shit there is. Excuses: The Musical is all this turd knows. It stops yesterday when the turd is screeching in the truck stop bathroom ALONE. Becky found that out. I don't like Becky, but she's handled Fat Albert's turd behavior with grace and class.
Becky might be morbidly obese, but she's mobile and can wipe her own ass. When Fat Albert wakes up, she'll still be Pearl from Blade with feces and God knows what else on her hands and stuck in her fingernails when the EMTs arrive to cut her out of the Henry.
 
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