🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Now that she's finally figured out that having BED might just be an obstacle to weight loss surgery she is now back pedalling as fast as her dangleen ankle can carry her.
I would say that now would be a good time to make compilation videos of Amber saying she has all sorts of disorders BUT that would cause all the idiots to run to her channel to get content and cause her channel to get clicks and views, therefore increasing her smugness by about a million percent.
 
I was part of a group who researched GLP-1's long before it hit prime time because we wanted to cut without the hurt. The only hurt there was that anything that used to taste good enough to make us feel good, we wanted to blow up because we got really angry that it didn't feel good anymore. I suspect this is what happened to her on her nothing dose which is hilarious and only provides more evidence for how much of a food addict she is. She doesn't have BED, she's just fat and uses food to cope with whatever Becky did to her.
No shit. It doesn’t sound any different from any other drug that they use for addiction. Naltrexone for alcoholism comes to mind. There’s no miracle pill (or shot) that exists. You, and only you, are responsible for your actions.

Amber needs extensive therapy, or at least to acknowledge her problems and fight it head on for the rest of her life. The choice was always in her hands.

Guess which path she went down.
 
The totally mundane shit she considers her "life" and tries to sell to anybody that actually clicks her channel...

Well, I took a wonderful shit this afternoon. Should I post it on my YouTube?
i hate to be the devils advocate here but, she never had a life. and probably her parents never showed her how to.
in the beginning while with cristal, this was nearly a life. it was not really hers though. it was "forced" on her by cristals parents. I wont speculate about the time before, because i know nothing of foster care. but what i heard (movies, books) does not sound that great. anyway, she blew her chance of getting a life in the destiny aera and never came close to it ever since.
by now she is just repeating what "works" for her. her "life" is the life of a 9 year old. mommy (Jade) cooks, cleans, drives etc. and little Amber helps out sometimes but not for real.
by the way... did i miss the her kitchen renewal part 2 ? do not rember and wont watch again to find out.
Ambers plays with her toys or do some arts and crafts, sometimes mommy takes her shopping or to the doctor, that's it.
she is as independent as a clam.
 
She got diamond paintings, good for her. And of course she bought 2 more even before getting half way done with the first. I guess it's not that egregious, but I'm looking forward to seeing the (currently small) hoard of unopened packs growing.

Thank God the groceries came in paper bags. It's not like those paper bags contained a million plastic bags and containers...
My thoughts exactly! She was so so happy the groceries came in paper bags because environment. But she was even more happy that everything inside was individually packaged in plastic bags. Make it make sense?
 
I hope they not only pop on over to her channel but they take the time to watch her content. After a few videos, they might start to understand.

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i hate to be the devils advocate here but, she never had a life. and probably her parents never showed her how to.
in the beginning while with cristal, this was nearly a life. it was not really hers though. it was "forced" on her by cristals parents. I wont speculate about the time before, because i know nothing of foster care. but what i heard (movies, books) does not sound that great. anyway, she blew her chance of getting a life in the destiny aera and never came close to it ever since.
by now she is just repeating what "works" for her. her "life" is the life of a 9 year old. mommy (Jade) cooks, cleans, drives etc. and little Amber helps out sometimes but not for real.
by the way... did i miss the her kitchen renewal part 2 ? do not rember and wont watch again to find out.
Ambers plays with her toys or do some arts and crafts, sometimes mommy takes her shopping or to the doctor, that's it.
she is as independent as a clam.

The thing is she has had ample opportunities that us simpletons have not given to her FOR FREE
Multiple life coaches and trainers have reached out to her to help her navigate life for FREE that would not use her juhrnee as promotional material unless she authorized it that would cost us peasants thousands of dollars to lose weight and merely learn how to adult properly. Thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of their product and program?
Do you realize how many kiwis here would jump at that opportunity that she has just shit away for toys and eating on camera instead? She doesn't want to learn. She fucking refuses.
 
I hope they not only pop on over to her channel but they take the time to watch her content. After a few videos, they might start to understand.

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I am waiting for French and Belgium viewers to watch her doing one of her famous dishes loaded of salt and garlic, and seeing her modeling her Torrid shirts / dresses. The fact that they won’t understand what she is saying, these people are not going to last long. On top of that, if they start to ask questions on her CP, she will either not answer, or worst, responding with her typical snark.
 
Personally I don't hate because of the fat, but she uses the fat as a way to manipulate people and deflect when being called out for other shit. The fat is a visible reminder of her gluttony even if she doesn't eat on camera.

Amber will never lose weight if she has any control over it. If she gets a chunk of her digestive system removed she will find a way to not lose too much. She'll be putting butter and heavy cream in smoothies or something.
Amber likes being fat, she thinks she's pretty.
Totally. I don’t think she really wants to lose weight at all. I think she’s way too vain. She’ll have to deal with loose skin and looking even more deformed because her legs won’t shrink with her.

I think she’s using all of this as a manipulation tactic. If she really wanted to change, she wouldn’t still be here doing the same thing every year. She’s making bank and literally feeding her addiction. AND now getting sympathy and praise from a hoard of french white knights.
 
Totally. I don’t think she really wants to lose weight at all.

She'll never lose weight. Why? Because being The Fat Girl is all she has.

She has no education, no skills, no career, no driver's license, no life experience, no friends, no family who give a shit, no goals, no ambition, and no personality. The Fat Girl persona on YouTube is it, folks, and that's really fucking depressing when you think about it.
 
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I'm getting annoyed by reactors (and Amber herself) focussing on this only needs 1lb of weightloss to be approved for surgery. This is absolutely absurd, not true, and has been misinterpreted. The reality will be that patients need to attend monthly weightloss meetings including a weighin at the clinic. To stay in the program they are required to lose weight every month....even if it's just a pound they can stay in the program...if they gain then they're out of the program, or maybe have to start again. The clinic will set the overall weightloss required for an individual patient to get approved for surgery once they have a referral and individual appointment. Amber doesn't yet even have a GP referral let alone an individual appointment at the clinic. Anyone who is obese enough to be going to a bariatric clinic, will be going for years on end if they set their goal at a pound a month.
 
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AND now getting sympathy and praise from a hoard of frogs.
FIFY.

Maybe she should move to Europe. They are so "kind and accepting." But not the UK. So many would be thrown in the loo for calling her phucking PHAT.
 
I think we're getting closer to another bed bound era. Can't wait for when she finally owns it.
Maybe she'll work on that $700 expert set of Titantic laygoes after planning to pretend to have Jade buy it for a year for Christmas because Jade is really out here spending money on a 99% lizard-brained sack of adipose tissue. Happy being doxxed again criminal mastermind.
 
Amber happily spent years ranting about her audience of crool boolies who didn't care about her scary mental things when she was crying about BED for internet asspats and sympathy. Now that she's finally figured out that having BED might just be an obstacle to weight loss surgery she is now back pedalling as fast as her dangleen ankle can carry her.

Or maybe she really IS the most misdiagnosed 500 lb gorl on youtube?
The Narc Alert has just taken her up on compiling all her BED bullshit.

 
I do believe Amber is a lesbian, or at least caretakersexual/asexual. If she wanted a male butler, she could easily get one like Chantal or Tammy. The downside is that all her candidates surely would gonna be a mix of weirdos and sick fucks. Another possibility is that she holds some kind of trauma, and so she cannot feel comfortable near men, unless they are harmless (gay) like Eric and Ricky.
I'm with you, tbh. Even when she weighed less than she does now, and had some mobility, she still had zero interest in sex. Sure, she'd say all sorts of wild statements esp in the Destiny era, but someone actually having sex doesn't say half the shit she did. She's not interested in sex and likely hasn't had a fulfilling sexual relationship ever. She wants to be babied and taken care of: it's what she's always sought out in all her girlfriends. She'd rather regress and be treated like a child, than be an actual adult. Hence being completely infantile, the childish hobbies, refusing to do for herself. Her relationships are a lot like the relationships kids have in middle school, versus something real and deep.
 
Say, has anyone noticed Amber wearing those fancy Name Brand earrings Jade got her for Giftmas? I saw similar ones on someone in a show I was watching and remembered them.
 
I do believe Amber is a lesbian, or at least caretakersexual/asexual. If she wanted a male butler, she could easily get one like Chantal or Tammy. The downside is that all her candidates surely would gonna be a mix of weirdos and sick fucks. Another possibility is that she holds some kind of trauma, and so she cannot feel comfortable near men, unless they are harmless (gay) like Eric and Ricky.
has no one noticed that she talks about her mother a lot but not really her father? there's a lot there.
With a butch lesbian she gets both male and female attributes caring for her plus the sexual aspect.

Besides, we know from Becky that she's not really sexually active, which translates into food being the more regular orgasmic experience I would assume

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Come for me. If you weren’t a degenerate, you wouldn’t be here, me included

I might be a degenerate. But at least I’m self aware.

At worst, I get banned off of kiwi farms. Oh my lanta. What a terrible prospect.
Self aware in the fact that you're 600 el bees and a delusional fat thumb?
Hi Amber:) Long time wisher of your long spiral towards death via stroke or heart attack. or in your vvvvv special case of annual cellulitis <3 LOVE that for you! P.S you're bed bound again? You haven't gotten up in awhilllllle sis.
 
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