🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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FatalTater said:
The shrimp mukbang itself wasn't what got the unsubscribing to happen, it's just what she put up the day of. HOWEVER since everyone should get to experience the joy of seeing Amber eye-fucking herself while suggestively tonguing a shrimp, it was from April 2019.

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I mean as a whole, from the videos leading to it, and the aftermath. But that's asking too much of them - they can't even manage one. I suppose I'll have to revise my expectations down for them, too. What I, personally, would want to see (in an alternate universe) is these same fucking frogs seeing Hamber in the wild over there, not knowing who she was, being forced to be in her company for a full day, and then see what they had to say her. I doubt it would involve blowing unicorn-scented smoke up her shelf ass.
 
no one cares, fatty
I don’t want Amber Lynn to succeed. And I’ll tell you why. Watching Amber Lynn consistently fail at everything she’s ever tried has been the only source of motivation in my life. I refuse to end up like her.

Society needs an example of what to NOT be like. Amber Lynn is the perfect example.

I compare myself to her every step of the way, just knowing that things could be worse for me.

She’s been doing a very good job as motivation so far. I’ve lost 100 pounds, about to graduate college, and got my first job,
 
Amberlynn doesnt do discomfort when its something that helps her only hinders her because food is all she has thats aa constant in her life. .

@Fuckinright baby keep the powerlevling to a minimum cause us cunts in here smell blood in the water when newbies overshare. <3
 
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Xenomorph said:
Amberlynn doesnt do discomfort when its something that helps her only hinders her because food is all she has thats aa constant in her life. .

@Fuckinright baby keep the powerlevling to a minimum cause us cunts in here smell blood in the water when newbies overshare. <3
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Come for me. If you weren’t a degenerate, you wouldn’t be here, me included

I might be a degenerate. But at least I’m self aware.

At worst, I get banned off of kiwi farms. Oh my lanta. What a terrible prospect.
 
Fuckinright said:
Come for me. If you weren’t a degenerate, you wouldn’t be here, me included

I might be a degenerate. But at least I’m self aware.

At worst, I get banned off of kiwi farms. Oh my lanta. What a terrible prospect.
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They are being fairly nice for the moment. You don’t want that to change. Straighten your shit up or these niceties will go right out the window and I doubt that is something you are aiming for. Most newbs don’t get the kid gloves treatment.
 
Welp... nice to see I still don't need to wait for the first week of August and pay for a ticket to the county fair to see the freak show.
 
Gah fuckin' dammit...

@Fuckinright

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And, thanks to your PLing...

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Finally,

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On that note, so, too, shall I stop shitting up the thread.
This has been a public service announcement made thanks to Diet Coke and Jack Daniels.
 
Been a while since a newfag felt the need to tell us how much better than Hamber they are as though that isn't the basic requirement for being a functioning human being.
 
@Fuckinright will be spending the next week in time out. If you have any further messages for her, please leave them on her profile instead of in the thread.
 
A reminder:
If you have to tell randos on the internet that you are better than some dumb, dirty, fat fuck - you are also a dumb fat fuck
 
the weeknd warrior said:
I don't particularly consider myself an Amber expert but I've not been able to rationalize her current set of actions with someone legitimately seeking to lose weight by any means. My previous post(s) points out how her only supporters who watch through her videos allowing ads to pay her are people her own size. There's nothing here for her, if she loses weight her followers will accuse her of fatphobia and if she stays the same her followers will become disinterested. There's not a damn thing this 600 lb toddlerwoman can do but actually change at the physical, mental and emotional level to keep an audience that will pay her bills, including buying Jade a new pair of Jordans and/or AF1's every week.
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Her set of actions at any time don’t aim at weight loss. Her behaviours are always designed to keep current interest in her and her channel. She’s happy with constantly disappointing her supporters becuase she relies on the quick turnover of youtuber viewers. As new, excited and enthusiastic people join, gradually see through her and turn to haydurs, there’s always new viewers coming up.
She doesn’t need to keep viewers happy long term. She just needs to create short term drama, interest and promise upcoming things to thrill, that never have to actually happen . As long as she keeps a certain amount of clicks on any one video, it doesn’t matter who they are….long term supporters or new and temporary ones.
This won’t last. The key to keeping your YouTube successful long term is to build up a large and dedicated fanbase. Even then, no YouTube channel lasts very long term. People and fashionable styles move on.
 
low sodium said:

WHOLE FOODS GROCERY HAUL & SITTING WITH DISCOMFORT | VLOG​

Feb 02, 2023
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4glY52j95ok
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WHOLE FOODS GROCERY HAUL - SITTING WITH DISCOMFORT VLOG.mp4
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...and back to the usual stupidity.

We are now witnessing the retrofitting of the Binge Monster. BED?! Nah, just a spot of boredom. I would like to hear ex-girlfriend testimony about that one. She was so bored, in the middle of the night, to get massive shit that she didn't even taste! Timers and diamond painting will surely solve that!

Back in Psych 101, there was a study of institutionalized mental patients who would wait for hours outside the cafeteria before meals. There was a lot of pontificating about the effect of meds, and their disorders' effect on appetite regulation. No, turns out they just had NOTHING else to do. Huh.
 
Bibbity Bobbity said:
No, turns out they just had NOTHING else to do.
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Xactly.

The totally mundane shit she considers her "life" and tries to sell to anybody that actually clicks her channel...

Well, I took a wonderful shit this afternoon. Should I post it on my YouTube?

No... my hot shit is only TikTok tier. Maybe I can become a shit influencer. How many views does it take to become a viral shit?
 
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